Tuesday, October 20th 2009

Balloon Boy's Neighbors Are Not Happy


Don't ask me why, but The Trials and Tribulations of Balloon Boy is still taking up precious media space. Because of this, the media has not left Balloon Boy's neighborhood which has given some of his neighbors a case of the angries. Take this dude for instance. Dude has had it with the media getting in his life and decided to do something about it on Sunday evening.

It ended with him throwing punches after he got tackled from behind (not in a sexy way). Somebody needs to send a carrier pigeon to these two with a message that says they are directing their anger at the wrong person. If you need to slap a bitch, slap Richard Heene. The line forms to the right.

And I can't say that I blame the bald dude. It's not easy to get your dealer to make a house call when you've got a zillion camera crews on your front lawn. I'd punch a trick too.

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Posted by: Michael K


from behind? from behind? I might be a silly joke, but HAHAHA

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Why didn't the pap throw any punches? How's he going to win a fight if he doesn't punch anyone?

Bowchickawawa's picture

I love how the bald neighbor guy tries to give the guy on his back a testicle noogie! He tried to grab at his ass but couldn't reach it. I thought, "grab his crotch then"...that's not an unusual thought for me...and bald dude did exactly what I was thinking. Love it!!
The neighbor certainly did not deserve to be jumped on from behind. He was talking to the reporter, not attacking him. The jumper needs to freakin' relax a bit. He deserved to get punched.

newsmediaimages's picture

Was this another spoof or an audition for a reality show? Funny funny funny, HEE HEE HEE. What happened next?

Reeter's picture

Seems like the Henne's got exactly what they wanted - attention. I hope they get slapped with some big fines.

Whatever's picture

The guy that grabbed him from behind! from behind! deserved to get his head punched. The whole neighboorhood should gang up on the media and drive them right back to where they came from.

AHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
ap press shoots this shit.

snippy's picture

Bald guy's so wiry and wired that I thought he'd have that guy flattened. Still a great recovery after being jumped from behind. Hopefully the scummy media will leave him a wide path now.

Maybe the Heene family needs to be locked up, in the interest of public safety.

sonne's picture

No, not your imagination unless it's my imagination, too.

Team Bald Guy!!

dusted's picture

Is it my imagination or is the bald dude (at :58) reaching back to grab at the tackler's balls?

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Submitted by nono on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 7:26pm.
These balloon fucks are getting exactly what they want: attention.
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mbar's picture

I'm Team Bald Guy. 100%.

My neighbors keep doing construction, and all these motherfucking cars are in my way, all the time!

Vermithrax's picture

I'm glad that dude scored a few shots on that prick. It's his neighborhood, all those vultures need to fuck off and and stop obstructing people's lives.

If this happened in Texas that guy in the yellow shirt would have been shot.

that just fired me up. I wish I was there. The media are scum. Instead of jumping in like guys do, they're taping it.

Sugaroo's picture

Balloon fucks. HAHAHAHAHA!

You know, when people get all gorilla and call 911 because they got gypped at the drive-through window (yes, it's more common than you think) they get arrested. The only one inconvenienced is the cop. So these shitheads call 911 faking a tragedy, they involves tons of law enforcement, the FAA, the Guard, NORAD, and who the hell knows who else. Yet they haven't been arrested? Did this guy escape from Area 51 and they're afraid he's radioactive or something?

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That bald guy is badass!

These balloon fucks are getting exactly what they want: attention. It was a hoax, case closed. Best way to punish them is to never mention them again. They are gonna get book deals and shit which makes me so mad b/c they are low-life weirdos who make their kids lie till they puke.

luscious_t's picture

I swung by to shout, "TEAM BALD GUY" but I see we dlisters are like-minded! lol

I love how Bald Guy his jumped from behind and even held down, 2-on-1 - yet he STILL manages to be the only one to throw any punches and the others all run whining in the end. lolz

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LMAO!!!

joe shmoe's picture

I just watched it again, just to get the full effect of the Greco-Roman tussling against the Autumn leaves.

ETA: I really don't get men. There's an uproar when one of these dinks finally stops the girly wrestling to throw a punch. Is that male *code* that that a line has been crossed? Is leaping on a stranger's back and getting him in a headlock not offensive?

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Submitted by coloradomom on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 5:49pm.
Get the facts straight!! This man drove up and shouted derogatory remarks at all the news crews there then grabbed reporter John Bowman from Fox 31. That is why he was tackled from behind.
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You must be referring to FOX's version because this video above does NOT show bald dude touching anyone!!! Good ol' FOX... always "fair and (un)balanced", huh?? hahahahahaha!!!!

These freakin' paps deserve that and MORE!!! No sympathy for any of them!

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Submitted by wilsonkingofprussia on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 3:33pm.
from behind, from behind!

you just tried that again, you just tried that again, you just tried that again!

Molotov Cocktease's picture

I didn't watch the video bc I don't give a shit, but that dude totally looks like Ben Kingsley.

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Get the facts straight!! This man drove up and shouted derogatory remarks at all the news crews there then grabbed reporter John Bowman from Fox 31. That is why he was tackled from behind. He was out of control and chasing a camera man around the van. Imagine living here. Emergency vehicles speeding by your house. Everyone looking on their property for a kid. I'll be first in line to slap Richard!!

joe shmoe's picture

Oh FFS. It's official. Men are idiots.

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WHO is that bald dude...He is HELLER sexy. I know there's gotta be some Inspector Gadget-type mother fawkers on here..find him. He MUST be mine...Did you see how wel he handled being tackled by that guy..He KNEW he was gonna get some hits in.

Green Is Good's picture

What the hell was up with the Pappzo in the yellow shirt jumping Bald Dude from behind? Isn't that assault?

Bald Dude was walking up to the guy, but he didn't look like he was going to take a swing.

If I lived in that neighborhood, I'd sue the Heenie's, every papp that got in my way and the news outlets there for turning the neighborhood upside down.

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soreloser

I totally understand where this guy is coming from and why he's upset. I think he was being quite reasonable under the circumstances and even was trying to get the help of the police....plus he never touched anyone!
Fuck those entitled pap idiots and especially that pussy who jumped him. Maybe if one of those neighbors got upset enough and shot a couple of them they would begin to respect the property and rights of everyone else that is not making a buck off this situation.

Tamzin's picture

The guy rolling around on the scooter made this really hilarious. lmao

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TEAM BALD GUY!

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one_two_three_do_me's picture

so did anyone else notice the motorized wheelchair in the background right after this dude was tackled??? toooo funny.
fucking paps, man....tsk tsk.

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cabbagehead's picture

p.s. i think the bald dude is hot, and i ain't gonna apologize!

whole lotto luv's picture

Looks like the Heenes got their reality show after all. It's just that when it's unscripted, unedited, and uncompensated, it's referred to as a "media circus."

I'd have punched that guy's head, too. These media people think they're so entitled. Dicks.

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Quiet_Crazy_Lady's picture

Love how none of the reporters got upset when one of their own tackled the bald guy and wouldn't let go, but they sure started yelling to stop when the bald man started punching his attacker! Hope the reporter gets charged with assault.

Chirio's picture

what the fuck is up with the dude in the yellow tshirt. wasnt necessary since the bald dude didnt due shit!

Coma Caca!!

shandi's picture

He didn't do anything to the guy with the phone, so the guy who jumped him from behind was in the wrong. He instigated the whole thing. And then he would NOT let him go, so that guy had every right to punch him in the face. That guy had NO RIGHT to jump him or to keep holding on to him.

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DeeDee's picture

People in the neighborhood need to be smart and work this to their advantage. Sell the blood-sucking reporters overpriced coffee, doughnuts, breakfast burritos, and energy drinks.

cabbagehead's picture

you guys serious? he was just talking to the guy on the phone, he never touched him, the other guy grabbing him from behind was just being an ass, theres no reason for them to be attacking residents and then blaming the residents for defending themselves. if a fucker grabbed me like that i would have punched him too, you might think its not big deal but those arm holds fucking HURT.

barelybeagle's picture

"If you need to slap a bitch, slap Richard Heene."

Those were my thoughts exactly, before I even read the paragraph. But the media camping out in his neighborhood is totally ridiculous. The "story" is pretty non-existent at this point.

moomarse's picture

I hate the media...... they deserve every cold cocked sucker punch they get!!!! ALWAYS!!!!

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freebird's picture

Dude that tackled him from behind deservedly got his face punched nicely. Though I think Richard Heene deserves it more.

ILovePapaSmurf's picture

Meh, I understand the media's position with covering the story. But blocking the streets is a no-no. With that said, the guy was looking for a fight and instead of calming down and getting the fuck out of there, he thought he'd be tough shit and attack someone talking on his cell phone. Classy. I hope he spends a night in jail.

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evil twisted parents only thinking bout themselves.

they should be executed

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Phonography, phonography,
Talk that sexy talk to me,
Better make sure that the line is clean,
Keep it confidential, you and me.
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Dirty talking, call it phonography.

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I too would so jump him from behind.
yummy.

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from behind, from behind!

Snarkley's picture

Looks like it's time for some gunplay.