Tuesday, October 20th 2009

What The Hell Kind Of GD Gay Kiss Is This?


For a few weeks, we were teased with the promise of homo lip action on Gossip Girl between Chuck SeaBass and some hot piece. Last night, I carefully took off my pants, folded them next to me and was all ready to watch the tongues fly, but all I got was a peck. A PECK! The kind of peck you'd give your accountant in the middle of a Sunday afternoon. That shit is beyond G-rated.

This is The CW we're talking, so I wasn't expecting a salad tossing or teabagging, but that wasn't a kiss. I mean, Chuck Bass obviously knows his way around a man's tongue, so I don't know why he acted like they were forcing him to kiss a rubber vagina. I want a refund.

Posted by: Michael K


holy shit. i am flashing back to all episodes of days of our lives that include john and marlena.. "tut, tut, doccccccccc.."

agirl's picture

He kissed a guy and it bored me...

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Ewww...that forced acting was terrible...made me cringe. Why does he have to do the forced charm? completely and utterly ick.

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Submitted by mike on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 4:55pm.

I've seen a bit of one episode, but it's all terrible - acting, character development, plot - if it wasn't so obvious that the actors take themselves seriously to a ludicrous degree, the show could be unintentionally funny.

Hmm have any of you watched daytime television? The acting on LONG RUNNING soap operas is atrocious. Everything is terribly obvious, the stares are insane, the drama is through the rough and incredulous. Well now, Gossip Girl is a soap opera...for teens and 20 year olds. I don't think any of them expect the actors to win awards, it's just a genre.

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Chuck Bass trained at the Robert Pattinson school of over-emoting acting.

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I love Chuck Bass *shameface* He is the one celebrity I would bang and tell no one...except for the dlisted horz...

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M.K...I feel your pain....I too had my vibrator warmed up ready to whip up a storm....BUT NO!!! DENIED!!!!
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Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 6:19pm.

HAHAHAHAHA! I missed ya, funny hor. ♥

Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 6:19pm.
maui - it's when a dude dunks his balls in your mouth, like a nice bag of earl grey tea.
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Submitted by SpiceDong on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 6:21pm.

teabagging: a man dips his balls allover someones face to get them licked

Brian Kenney: Main character in the Showtime series Queer As Folk, who happened to be the biggest gay manwhore in all the land and had an affinity for fucking anyone, anywhere (especially in bathroom stalls)
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Submitted by Maui Girl on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 6:17pm.
Forgive my ignorance please but what is a "teabagging"?

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lol

you've never seen sex and the city the series?

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teabagging: a man dips his balls allover someones face to get them licked

Brian Kenney: Main character in the Showtime series Queer As Folk, who happened to be the biggest gay manwhore in all the land and had an affinity for fucking anyone, anywhere (especially in bathroom stalls).

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maui - it's when a dude dunks his balls in your mouth, like a nice bag of earl grey tea.

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Forgive my ignorance please but what is a "teabagging"?

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Submitted by JJ_pryor on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 6:08pm.

Submitted by Albatross on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 4:38pm.
Lame. Laaaaaaaaame! I want some Queer As Folk-type tongue action, dammit!

Brian Kinney would smack that smirk off of his face, throw him against the wall, use him hard and leave him a quivering mess lying on the floor crying for more.
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SpiceDong's picture

sadly I watched this too and it was LAME!
this season of Gossip Girl sucks, they should just cancel that shit.

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Submitted by Albatross on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 4:38pm.
Lame. Laaaaaaaaame! I want some Queer As Folk-type tongue action, dammit!

Brian Kinney would smack that smirk off of his face, throw him against the wall, use him hard and leave him a quivering mess lying on the floor crying for more.

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Awww MK. You fold your pants when you taken 'em off? *enchanted*

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Now we are the crow which contemplated the silence...

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gia's picture

His face has always offended me & now that I have heard his voice & seen him act the disgust has come full circle.

Newportjoey's picture

Who the fuck says "Tut, Tut, I'm not that kind of girl"? I want a righteous Drag Queen to go throw a flaming kamakazie in his face.....Jane Hudson.

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RigaToni's picture

I, like a few others, was wondering if the acting was always so freaking awful.

It appears it is.

Wow, how do people watch that?

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GODNEY's picture

Gossip Girl sucks, gays or no gays

Lets talk about biology,
Make believe youre next to me,
Phonography, phonography,
Talk that sexy talk to me,
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Keep it confidential, you and me.
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Dirty talking, call it phonography.

theboy's picture

OH EM GEE
I would totally rob a bank for him.
I want to have his babehs!!!111
chuck Bass is the cutest and sexiest thing out there.

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Cadet Cougar's picture

He reminds me of Christian Slater.

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Goddamn, he overacts!

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Hahahahaah angel

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Man, that was bunk. Boo "Gossip Girl."
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Submitted by whole lotto luv on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 4:42pm.

Well, hell, now I know what I ain't been missing *not* watching that show. Is the acting always so terrible? Tuuuuhhhht, tuuuuuhhht.

I've seen a bit of one episode, but it's all terrible - acting, character development, plot - if it wasn't so obvious that the actors take themselves seriously to a ludicrous degree, the show could be unintentionally funny.

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Whatever. I've seen more gay action at a baseball game!

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I'm at work so I had the volume off. Was that girl mad, indifferent, aroused or what? I gotta say I'm indifferent.

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I heard it was originally going to be a rimjob, but well, you know how American TV is.

jim's picture

WHO WATCHES THIS COMPLETE SHIT!

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Submitted by Albatross on Tue, 10/20/2009 - 4:38pm.
Lame. Laaaaaaaaame! I want some Queer As Folk-type tongue action, dammit!

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here, here!
i'll even take the BBC version.

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why is his voice like that?

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Well, hell, now I know what I ain't been missing *not* watching that show. Is the acting always so terrible? Tuuuuhhhht, tuuuuuhhht.

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Lame. Laaaaaaaaame! I want some Queer As Folk-type tongue action, dammit!

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aliana.lohan's picture

what the fuck?

they both look lukewarm on the hot scale

whatever happened to man candy? give me some ryan reynolds or something