Who Whored It Up Better?
Katie Price's current clit tickler, cage fighter Alex Reid, dusted the puss crust off of one of her gold unitards and slipped into it to make his public debut as his alter ego ROXANNE! Alex proved that his tuck game was stronger (Although, there might not be much to tuck) than Lady CaCa's at the launch for Katie's new book at Selfridges in London today. Harvey just filed for emancipation.
Katie made the big mistake of forcing Alex to bring out his better persona, because Roxanne is definitely sessier than Jordan. Who needs dignity, pride or a nutsack when you have leg's like Roxanne's?
And I think Katie thought that if she's surrounded by a bunch of dudes in drag, it would make her look more like a biological woman. When in fact, she looks like she tucks her dick right next to them in the men's bathroom. This is not the look for her. But I will say that her "Marilyn Monroe on acid" wig looks more natural than Kim Zolciak's, so six dick claps for that!
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her poor chillens!!!!!
All i can think about K P is, what the fuck is this bitches problem?...
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....
Wow...thats scary.
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO @ "Who Whored It Up Better?" Without a doubt, Alex Reid!
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where the fuck is his bellybutton?
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She is Judy and Liza minus the booze, meds and talent. At least those two had Vincent Minelli and Peter Allen. A closet dwelling Greek-Australian singer and a tranny-chasing English kick-boxer just don't have the same "it" factor. Maybe Anderson is interested in moving to the U.K.?
Damn!
...a brand new dance called the Pee Wee Herman
i think he looks hot!
omg my eyes! i seriously thought that was chyna! haha
and yes he does have a pretty good tuck job! my eyess
Boring twits.
I retched a little at the mister's belly button. It's like a horizontal slit.
I have belly button issues.
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Now we are the crow which contemplated the silence...
Alex Reid is obviously a nom de non plume for Gisele.
Take a close look at that face.
Brady probably likes it.
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
Damn his tuck game is FIERCE!
Jaysus!!!
Now I know what a bastard lovechild of Sylvester Stallone & Cher would have looked like!!!
Gruesome twosome.
*gag*
This woman has lost the fucking plot. I didn't think she could become an even bigger joke but alas.
and you know somewhere in London, Peter Andre is fucking himself with a stake saying out loud THAT gorgeous tranny doll should have been him.
at first glance I thought he was Cher circa 1974.
the white wig on that other bitch looks fun.
Alex is soo after the money, poor twat will do anything but when he can't get hold of it where's he gonna be then... too late for the cage fighting trannie it's all over http://bit.ly/R0Bgw
the one in pink has too many snakes on the motherfucking plane....ask rupaul about that shit...
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A new kitty lapping up milk trumps old pussy coughing up hair balls any day.
i gotta say i love this shit - although i'm not sure what the hell is going on. its a total mindfuck in terms of PR/exposure for Jordan.
He's got some nice legs.
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My words but a whisper, your deafness a shout
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Lawks a lawdy!
BTW where can I buy tickets for Roxanne's cage-dancing act?
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WTF is going on in here?
Did it go off topic again?
Oh lord! He wants to BE her. Never a good thing, its all down hill from here. Next hes gonna cut off his dick and start dating men to unleash the woman inside of him. Sick sick sick.
OMG!!!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 12:04pm.
Dave, you better have already written out that shit in microsoft word.
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Haha! I am kinda down, but hey I will share the drama. I think we are going by way of Katie and Peter!
Alex Reid's tuck game gets an A. But Katie's is better. A+ for that hag.
http://binside.typepad.com/binside_tv/2008/01/britneys-behavi.html
LMAO @ stoney!
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Submitted by david Letterman... on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 12:02pm.
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 12:00pm.
Why is it thanking the mods?! ROTFLMAO
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Cuz IT is a retarded SCRAG like Katie Price.
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thanking the MEDS?
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the end...
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 12:04pm.
*chants*
Open Post!
Open Post!!!
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*chants*
DROP YOUR PANTS!
DROP YOU-I MEAN................
SIT ON MY FACE!
SIT ON MY FACE!
Katie's hotter than shit... love the fake boobs, jet black nappy black hair... THE WHOLE FUCKKKKEN PACKAGE!!!!!!!
sup, stupid scraggs?
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And your friend.... your friend tried to make it with that cow... I wanna party with you cowboy.
Dave, you better have already written out that shit in microsoft word.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
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*chants*
Open Post!
Open Post!!!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 10:55am.
I guess she finally took the public's advice and decided to go fuck herself.
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hahahahahaha...
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 12:00pm.
Why is it thanking the mods?! ROTFLMAO
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Cuz IT is a retarded SCRAG like Katie Price.
How many goddamn books is this whore going to write?!
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 11:58am.
ERASE THIS! *grabs crotch*
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LOL! WTF is going on in here?
Have you kids been scribbling on the walls again?
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"Dear old people who run the world:
My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.
"Watch your language, moron!" ~ Homer Simpson.
Godney you are in the wrong, just like Katie Price's orange skin and SCRAG outfit.
Hey, is Katie Price a SCRAG, does anyone know?
Why is it thanking the mods?! ROTFLMAO
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
LMFAO suck
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"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 11:24am.
"It's like I'm walking on sunshine!"
*crosses eyes*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
ERASE THIS! *grabs crotch*
I guess there's something to be said for being secure in your sexuality & all...but I'd rather my BF show he's secure in his sexuality by not wearing my lingerie & make-up.
you're about as useful as a cock-flavored lollipop - Patches O'Houlihan
I'm okay with Britards getting the zap LOL
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"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
Thanks mods, I knew i wasnt in the wrong
Lets talk about biology,
Make believe youre next to me,
Phonography, phonography,
Talk that sexy talk to me,
Better make sure that the line is clean,
Keep it confidential, you and me.
Phonography, phonography,
Dirty talking, call it phonography.
Oh it's deletesville again today? Team freedom of speech!
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"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"