Nicole And Her Little Sparrow
Here's Nicole Richie and six-week-old (Note: take a breath deep) Sparrow James Midnight Madden on the cover of People "Who Sell Their Babeh Pitchers For A Quick Buck" Magazine.
It looks like nobody has told Baby Sparrow what his name is yet. Because if he knew, he wouldn't be smiling with his eyes (aka smizin'). He would be "shanking every bitch in the room" with his eyes.
Hopefully, Nicole and Joel keep that little fact from him for as long as they can, so he will remain innocent and pure. They should call him Row Jam for short. The minute he knows his parents named him Sparrow, he will become a jaded, bitter, life-hating grouch who shakes his fist at anyone not named Sparrow. So basically, his best friends will be birds. That's doesn't sound that bad actually.
ShareThis
A place someone who can treat you as a king or who can spoil you like a queen, this is the great place---Uniformedcupid.com ---!!!. It's dedicated for those military singles who are rich and successful to support and pamper military spouses who will treat you like a king and for women military admirers who are attractive and young to seek a generous benefactor to mentor and take care of you.
what the hell is wrong with these so called fameous people and their stuipd baby names and to top it all off the kids aren't even cute strike 2 and worse of all you have nicole richie has your mother strike 3 kid your out of here
Nicole & Joel should stop procreating. Truth is their kids are fugly. Harlow's name is okay. Poor Sparrow got a horrible name. James Sparrow Midnight would have been better. Oh well.
Midnight Madden sounds perty cool
--
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N97HXJS7ayc
When she was Sparrow's age, Harlow looked more like Joel; now she looks more like Nicole. Sparrow looks more like Nicole now. It will be interesting to see how these kids turn out lookin'.
"a jaded, bitter, life-hating grouch who shakes his fist at anyone "...hey! you're talking about ME now!!!!
Submitted by blah blah blah on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 12:50am.
haha! For his sake, it's a good thing wee little Sparrow won't be growing up in Aus... coz you know what he'd get his name shortened to, don't you?
Spazza!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang
In Australia sparrows are referred to as mice with wings and pigeons are rats with wings. They're considered vermin. Its like calling a kid Budgie or Mouse. It sucks and as soon as I was old enough I'd sue their motherfucking asses.
Sorry to say but those are some ugly kids.
So cute. I must say though that its a bit scary how old baby Sparrow looks (lol). He looks more like a year or 2 old as oppose to a few months. Adorable Family though- Harlow looks just like Nicole & Sparrow looks just like Joel. Awwwww....
Let's be honest here, these kids are so FUG.
"I don't think the kids are ugly at all. Fuck man, Nicole hasn't even been photographed with Paris in forever and people are still associating her with that disease.
For once, MAYBE, a fame whore turned around their life." i agree! i'm glad nicole turned her life around for the better. her and joel seem like nice grounded people and their family is so cute. best of luck to them!
in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please don't breed or buy while homeless animals die! and support animal shelters<3
Submitted by EatYourVeggies on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 6:27pm.
I will never understand how people are huge fans of Nicole. She started off being Wonky's unnattractive-er sidekick and has no real job. Also, remember that one time she got pregnant to get out of doing jailtime for that heroin dui? Now she acts like being a mom takes away all the shitty things she's done. Give me a break. The first kid is just mommy's get out of jail for free card.
_______________________________________________
You took the words right out of my mouth. And since PEOPLE magazine is praising them as one big happy family, (which I doubt they are) I hope Harlow goes on the internet and finds out just why she was conceived someday. Mommy gets DUI, mommy gets knocked up by man she just started dating, mommy has very short jail sentence, mommy is on the cover of PEOPLE magazine! *rolls eyes*
Wow those babies look so much like their daddy.
I have to say, the little boy is cute but that Harlow is esquisite what a beautiful baby! I love her little face!!========
Third test today, Mama Bear. Your eggo is preggo, no doubt about it. --- Rainn
Wilson in Juno.
The Eggo has popped from toaster eight weeks early, had my son Jayson Matthew on 8/27/2009
Damn, not everyone needs to have their face on the cover of a magazine...child or not.
I'll leave it at that! :-x
~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`~`
Whores of a feather, trick the streets together!
http://www.icfshop.com
Christmas is around the corner: And old customers can also enjoy the gifts sent by my company in a can also request to our company. Gifts lot,Buy more get the more。Only this site have this treatmentOur goal is "Best quality, Best reputation , Best services". Your satisfaction is our main pursue. You can find the best products from us, meeting your different needs.
http://www.icfshop.com/productlist.asp?id=s28 (JORDAN SHOES)
http://www.icfshop.com/productlist.asp?id=s1 (ED HARDY)
http://www.icfshop.com/productlist.asp?id=s11 (JEANS)
http://www.icfshop.com/productlist.asp?id=s6 (TSHIRTS)
New to Hong Kong : Winter Dress
---**** NHL Jersey Woman $ 40 ---**** NFL Jersey $ 35 --**** NBA Jersey $ 34 ---**** MLB Jersey $ 35 ---**** Jordan Six Ring_m $36 ---**** Air Yeezy_m $ 45 ---**** T-Shirt_m $ 25 ---**** Jacket_m $ 36 ---**** Hoody_m $ 50 ---****Manicure Set $ 20
HOT SELL Product Brand is below: Nike Air Jordan(1-25)/Jordan Six Ring/Jordan Fusion/Nike Shox/Air Max/AF1/Dunk: $32 Polo/Ed Hardy/Lacoste/Ca/A&F ……T-shirt:Coach /Gucci/Lv/Ed Hardy/D&G/Fendi ……Handbag:$35 Christian Louboutin/Lv/Ed Hardy/Gucci/Coach/Lacoste/ Timbland……True Religion/Coogi/Evisu/Ed Hardy/Prada ……Jeans:$30 New era/Gucci/Ed hardy ……cap : $13 Okely/Coach/D&G/Fendi/Gucci/Armani …sunglass:$15Nike shoes: 32$, True Religion jeans:30$, Ed Hardy, t-shirts:12$, NFL Jersey:20$,Boots UGG:50$
http://www.icfshop.com/productlist.asp?id=s65 (HANDBAGS)
http://www.icfshop.com/productlist.asp?id=s2 (Air_max_man)
http://www.icfshop.com/productlist.asp?id=s29 (Nike shox)
http://www.icfshop.com/productlist.asp?id=s6 (Polo tshirt)
Welcome to Shopping →→→ http://www.icfshop.com
I wish you a happy shopping
Hello Gentlemen! Are you looking for beautiful girls? I know a hot and interesting place named ukwealthymen.com. You may take a look.
That adorable little baby is gonna devour my soul.
☻•☻•☻•☻•☻•☻•☻•☻•☻
Now I must say more than ever things 'round here have changed, and I say Too Rah Loo Rah Too Rah Loo Rah Yaaaay. I could hum this tune forever.
@kokoskitten:nicole bugs me...i can't put my finger on it...
___________________________________
I am so with you on this...she always has this smug, sanctimonious look on her face, as if she's better than everyone else.
Meanwhile, it's like, what that hell have you done in life, bimbo? The Simple Life? DUI? Getting knocked up, oopsie!
Did she even finish second grade?
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
nicole bugs me...i can't put my finger on it...and yeah i have the right to judge her...her goal in life is to be famous/relevant/whatever...life is so random and unfair with how it rewards people...
I will never understand how people are huge fans of Nicole. She started off being Wonky's unnattractive-er sidekick and has no real job. Also, remember that one time she got pregnant to get out of doing jailtime for that heroin dui? Now she acts like being a mom takes away all the shitty things she's done. Give me a break. The first kid is just mommy's get out of jail for free card.
Poor little thing better have a great personality because he looks a lot like his dad.
I am not a lesbian but my girlfriend is.
One big ugly family; hideous breeders - making hideous kids.
I can't stand idiotic braindead celebrities who think it's hip to give their kids "designer" names. Why would you name your kid something like "Rainbow" or "Moonbeam" or "Sparrow"? Unless it's got some sort of cultural significance (like Native Americans and unlike these 2 idiots), all you've done is guarantee your kid is going to be harrassed or bullied in school. It's a kid, not a pet or a toy or a possession; give him or her a name they don't have to answer 5 million questions about all through their lives...
----------------------------------------
"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
My God-doesnt that baby look like a sparrow in the cover shot???
I have to say the kids are sort of cute.
Hey-I just thought of something-is it a trend to call your kid the name of a bird?
Isnt balloon boy called Falcon?
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Y'all are serious bitches, damn. They are a cute family and seem happy. They have been together for a while now, no reason to assume they'll just break up...rude asses.
Cute ass kisses.
I think he's really adorable, despite that awful name. And even though Nicole doesn't "do" much (to make her famous), she comes across as nice, is really funny, and genuinely seems like a good mom. Maybe she isn't deserving of all the attention she gets, but I'd rather read about her stable life over the shit shows involving Paris or Miley any day.
Harlow is still cute as hell, too.
What is she famous for again? She never went to college, never invented anything, never took n acting lesson, just did drugs and partied. I love the way all of the old crack hos of Ho-wood are having babies to polish up thier image. Look at Becky Gayelleheart. These bitches were afraid of jail so they got pregnant. They did not want a massive herpes outbreak like poor Paris had. Saprrow ( gyaest name ever!) was the oops baby that are often called Irish Twins. The easiest time to get pregnant by accident is the year after having a baby. Your eggs leap from the tubes, grab wandering dicks and suck out the sperm.
Well I guess she's still in the limelight for having kids, or else there would be nothing for her to be famous for these days. They seem stable and cute, but this relationship won't last, and there will be at least 2 children, born out of wedlock, with separated parents who will have a lot of "uncles" and "aunties" in and out. Gives me the sads, esp. for that poor baby boy who looks like his dad and named after an ugly bird. WTF is going on in this world. But she needs publicity from something I guess.
Okay, I'm gonna try to be nice here, but those kids totally inherited their daddy's face. At least the little girl looks genuinely HAPPY.
And despite all the family photos, I can't help but think that when they break up, those babies are going straight to the nannies 24/7 while mommy and daddy start whoring, drugging and drinking nonstop.
What a beautiful family! Paris take a look, this will never happen to you! No man would want to reproduce with you! Get it?
I'd like to see the pix they dint use of Sparrow and Harlow.
They look happy and lovely: anyone that gets away from Parisite and doesn't end up dead or near it, is OK in my book!!
The kids are cute, imo.
Sparrow makes me think of the Sparrow Prince from South Park, which makes me think her next child will be named Katatafish. If she follows through on this I don't even know what I'd do
Submitted by kanderso on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 1:09pm.
Oh, I couldn't agree more. I am a mother of one (with one on the way) and I have plenty of friends who are single and no kids. Just not their thing.. and I love it b/c it gives me a reprieve from my potty training stories my mom friends think I want to hear. And one finally admitted to me she was surprised I did not totally lose my sense of humor (it's a bit dark, but not inappropriate) after becoming a mom. It's important to keep a sense of yourself for your sanity after having kids. I also do not buy this beatific smile/soft lighting posed earth mom photos with certain celebs we all know got their crazy on in the past. I have nothing against Nicole Ritchie (except thinking she's a git) but yeah, being a mom doesn't mean you whitewash your personality. I does mean I say lame things like 'sugar!' and fudge when i want to belt out the good old F bombs , but it's worth it:) I think it's why i swear so much on Dlisted b/c I cannot do it at home.. ahh
Glancing at the parental figures gracing the cover, Nicole and Joel look like parents of the year simply by default.
By the by, what's with the banner 'The Secret Lives of Alcoholic Moms' strategically placed beside the photo of Nicole and her babeh? That's kind of mean.
************************************************
" . . . this is what we call the floating world . . .” (Ryoi, c.1661)
angel_i on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 11:43am.
Submitted by zomay on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 11:41am.
PEE-poo magazine sucks.
*********************************
LOL! I'm calling it that from now on.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Angel, you always get my sophisticated, upper-class way of thinking.
Submitted by Jeepster on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 12:35pm.
Amen to that.
Let's talk about Joel's wormy mealy mouth. It's like a little donut hole. How does he fit food into that thing? It's so weird it's all I see when I see him. Like a quarter sized lil' hole with teeth. He's not attractive at all and the Blues Brothers fashions needs to stop. And he wears those pants at half mast... and the chunky unlaced gym shoes that knock off about 60 points from his IQ. Shit.
Submitted by nunya_bizness on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 12:48pm.
*****************************
I don't have babies. But I wasn't saying Nicole should get back on the good shit. I was saying she's always so fucking serious now - no sense of humor anymore. You can be responsible and sober and still be fun. She no longer resembles her pre-baby self at all. It's like Angelina Jolie - - completely different person post-children - trying to look a certain way in public that isn't very genuine.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"Kanye west is the biggest piece of shit on earth. Quote me." ~ Pink
Harlow looks like Nicole. Sparrow looks like Madden. Harlow got the good end of the stick.
--------------------------------------
"The Count on Sesame Street is scarier and more captivating than those preening whack vamps from Twilight." DListed user Master Blaster 6/09/09 (So true!)
Follow me on Twitter @t_rex_arms
Y'all bitches are mean.
I think Nicole is pretty. Everyone has imperfections. I bet some of you trolls are fucking nasty looking.
They're a cute family.
--------------------------
Tracy: I'm gonna make you a mix tape. You like Phil Collins?
Jack: I've got two ears and a heart, don't I?
http://cutebandalert.tumblr.com
these two can't produce a cute baby...they should just give it up. ugly babies with ugly names. why is this news worthy of a People Mag cover, I will never know. blah!
While they look happy, and I wish them the best...but Sparrow? I can see it now, when the child breaks something or messes up the house, there will be the inevitivable "SPARROW!!!!" ala Pirates of the Caribbean.
Submitted by kanderso on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 12:22pm.
I liked Nicole when she was a chubby, irreverent pot head. I hate when women have babies and feel the need to morph into Mother Teresa.
It's called parenting. Or are you from the Dina Lohan/Papa Phillips school of parenting?
nicole appears to be happy and i won't comment on the kids because i don't have to look at them every day...
_____________________________________________
A new kitty lapping up milk trumps old pussy coughing up hair balls any day.
Submitted by Centaurious on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 12:41pm.
@tojo:Nooooooooooooooooo, MK don't listen...
__________________________
Ha! I meant ME, cuz I am so frigging tempted right now!!
============================================
;) lol...got it!
================================================
the end...
Looks like a Cabbage Patch kid :þ
She does look genuinely happy. I will wish for the best. At this point she is certainly a better distance from some of her former friends.
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
And Michael Jackson was her godfather, so...
_____________________________________________
"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."