Open Post: Hosted By The G-Thrust
For just $39.95 you can buy a toddler's swing and use it as a tool to help you achieve an orgasm that will make your nipples pop off and eardrums bust. At least that's what this ad and website for the G-Thrust claims. According to the makers, the G-Thrust helps your man find the spot that makes you see stars. But after watching the clip above, it looks like the G-Thrust is only good for training you not to laugh until you barf while demonstrating a totally useless fuck toy. The girl in the clip is having an orgasm filled with LAUGHS.
There's already enough pressure when it comes to sexy times, and now a bitch has to worry about balancing on a damn board?! Are you fucking, or are you competing in the balance beam finals at the Olympics? SHIT! Use that $39.95 to take your fuck friend to the Sizzler instead. Their greasy ass cheesy bread will make her have an orgasm. Guaranteed!
VIA Copyranter
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that doesn't look very romantic but hey it probably works! Dustin looks pretty hot i'd practice with him any day. ;)
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What is the big deal.
Just send your boyfriend out to Sizzler and break out the old vibrator.
Works every time.
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
Should be called "Cheese Thrust" - it's cheesy!
Well... No chuckles in THIS thread; and probably in all likelihood somewhere between 5 and 6 a.m EST my internet svcs will be cut again for non-payment until can get 'em paid (again). Which won't be until the end of the month.
I'll be jonesing my Dlisted ass off until then. 'Nite all.
www.peopleofwalmart.com
Jazz_fish77: No, not ALL have gone to sleep, just a few lurkin' turds (like muhself) checking in every so often to see what's up, hoping to get a chuckle.
Lazy fuckers, all gone to sleep?
OK, I'm out. Gotta get some sleep...
I think the COOL thing is NOT to be the LAST one out...
ie, the last drunk at the bar, desperate to get laid or at the very least, score another drink!
Sigh.
Oh, well.
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
typical.
alrighty then, folks!... i gotta get to writing a letter(oh, this should be stunning.. drunk writing!)... have a happy! i'll see ya all later!
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"You radiate cold shafts of broken glass.
You're nearly a good laugh,
Almost worth a quick grin..."
Submitted by madonnabeso on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 12:07am.
DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT THE WEATHER IS GONNA BE LIKE IN NEW YORK THIS WEEKEND?
HOW ABOUT WHAT WHITNEY HOUSTON HAD FOR DINNER TONIGHT?
WILL LINDSAY EVER GET IT TOGETHER?
LEMME SEE IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE I CAN SAY THAT DOESN'T BELONG HERE?-
ASSHOLES
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Duh!
♥ Threadkilla!
"Dear old people who run the world:
My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.
"Watch your language, moron!" ~ Homer Simpson.
@TITS:Centy - canadian girls at their finest:
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TITS, I will have to watch these tomorrow, I have guests and I need to be super quiet!
The first one had promise though...a mechanical bull? I'm in Texas here, darlin', I'm sure I'd be right at home in the provinces!
I have a trip to Montreal planned next fall for leaf-peeping season. I'm going to take Amtrak up from New Hampshire.
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
Team Valtrex on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 12:51am.
I just think it's weird that madonnabesos needed more information about a sex instruction video, I never thought there would be a shortage of instructors telling her to go fuck herself.
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Haaaahaaaahaaahaaaa
okay goodnight.
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Can you keep it about the sex board or shut the fuck up?!
madonnabeso on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 11:53pm
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 12:51am.
some people need instructions... be happy that you helped!
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"You radiate cold shafts of broken glass.
You're nearly a good laugh,
Almost worth a quick grin..."
@teamvaltrex:I never thought there would be a shortage of instructors telling her to go fuck herself.
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Why would she fuck someone she despises.
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
I just think it's weird that madonnabesos needed more information about a sex instruction video, I never thought there would be a shortage of instructors telling her to go fuck herself.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
@teamvaltrex:okay, now does anyone knoiw how to get a grilled cheese sandwich out of her vagina?
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One of Shauna Sand's lucite heels wrapped up in a SHAMWOW!
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 12:45am.
okay, now does anyone knoiw how to get a grilled cheese sandwich out of her vagina?
HAHAHAHA!... i got nothin'... *bows to the master*
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"You radiate cold shafts of broken glass.
You're nearly a good laugh,
Almost worth a quick grin..."
You know, Madonna is Madonna and "Beso" is the name of Eva Longwhoria's restaurant...also "kiss" in Spanish.
Well, wait. Madonna is the Virgin Mary, so Kiss the Virgin Mary?!
Sacrilege, I say!
Off with her head!
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 12:26am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 12:19am.
Does anyone know how she can get the sand out of her vagina?
i'm in the know, but it'll cost... uuumm... a grilled cheese sandwich... yeah, i'm cheap!
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okay, now does anyone knoiw how to get a grilled cheese sandwich out of her vagina?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
TITTS!
Ahhhhaaaahaaaahaa. Humor is everywhere!
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Can you keep it about the sex board or shut the fuck up?!
madonnabeso on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 11:53pm
(reminding people to stay on topic in open post)
ESE, I suffer from 'jelly-tude' here.
What's a goil to do?
Eh?
LOL
Submitted by Centaurious on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 12:37am.
Well, you'll get a nice, grainy mustard for free. That should warm your cheapskate heart...
i'll take what i can get... did i mention that i'm easy also?!LOL!
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"You radiate cold shafts of broken glass.
You're nearly a good laugh,
Almost worth a quick grin..."
Submitted by zomay on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 12:37am.
madonnabeso on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 11:53pm.
can you keep it about the sex board or shut the fuck up?!
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HAAAAHAAAAHAAAAAAHAAAAHAAAAAA.
I was wondering why my spider senses were directing me to Dlisted so late.
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puts me in mind of dina lohan on twitter.
before i found out she was a fake, just like that easter bunny.
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I bet if you threw a pie tin in the air and screamed Roswell!, his dumb ass would come running. ~ Ford Prefect
Submitted by Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 12:35am.
ESE, but, no worries...I'm still smokinnnnnnnnnnnn' hot.
ssssoooo... come here often?!LOL!
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"You radiate cold shafts of broken glass.
You're nearly a good laugh,
Almost worth a quick grin..."
@ESE:i'm in the know, but it'll cost... uuumm... a grilled cheese sandwich... yeah, i'm cheap!
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Well, you'll get a nice, grainy mustard for free. That should warm your cheapskate heart...
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
madonnabeso on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 11:53pm.
can you keep it about the sex board or shut the fuck up?!
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HAAAAHAAAAHAAAAAAHAAAAHAAAAAA.
I was wondering why my spider senses were directing me to Dlisted so late.
ESE, but, no worries...I'm still smokinnnnnnnnnnnn' hot.
[lol]
Submitted by Tristram on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 12:30am.
MadonnaBeso needs to try the G-Thrust™ (<<-- on topic?).
LMFAO
Where's the purple penetrator though???????
Heh
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 12:28am.
i like sliced tomatoes!... still fascinated on your... bounce!heeheee!
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"You radiate cold shafts of broken glass.
You're nearly a good laugh,
Almost worth a quick grin..."
Submitted by Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 12:25am.
that's fuckin' awesome!.. happy b-day, by the way!... but, it seems kinda nil at this point when ya get confetti thrown on ya by Princess Lea!
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"You radiate cold shafts of broken glass.
You're nearly a good laugh,
Almost worth a quick grin..."
MadonnaBeso needs to try the G-Thrust™ (<<-- on topic?).
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Sick Muse
Tits, your animated moniker's gif image truly obfuscates any reasoning for normal conjecture.
Good grief. My eyes hurt from staring.
ese mmmmMMMmm grilled cheese.
what do you take with your grilled cheese? I mean to say... are you a ketchup or pickle man?
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I bet if you threw a pie tin in the air and screamed Roswell!, his dumb ass would come running. ~ Ford Prefect
Centy - canadian girls at their finest:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeknVqdDAGA&feature=related
and
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZRNS98yozM
"say, you're not from Toronto are you" makes me giggle like a little moron. heehee
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I bet if you threw a pie tin in the air and screamed Roswell!, his dumb ass would come running. ~ Ford Prefect
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 12:19am.
Does anyone know how she can get the sand out of her vagina?
i'm in the know, but it'll cost... uuumm... a grilled cheese sandwich... yeah, i'm cheap!
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"You radiate cold shafts of broken glass.
You're nearly a good laugh,
Almost worth a quick grin..."
@ESE:would you mind?... shall i dare?!... oh, nevermind!... *smooooch*
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Some enchanted evening
You may see a stranger,
you may see a stranger
Across a crowded board
And somehow you know,
You know even then
That somewhere you'll see him
Again and again.
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 12:07am.
"was she wearing a golden bikini? what's the medal for? did she offer you a cupcake?... so many questions!"
She was beautiful as ever, she had a pot belly, she thew confetti on me and she has her own blog. I still have the 'faux' honor which actually I stole. See...it was my birthday...oh but that's stretching this comment too long. lol
@madonnabeso:DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT THE WEATHER IS GONNA BE LIKE IN NEW YORK THIS WEEKEND?
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May I direct you to the website for the National Organization for Literacy?
This is an OPEN POST.
It says so right at the top.
We can talk about anything.
As for what the weather will be like in NY this weekend, may I suggest you ask Baby Jesus. I'm sure he's in the know.
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
Submitted by madonnabeso on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 12:07am.
DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT THE WEATHER IS GONNA BE LIKE IN NEW YORK THIS WEEKEND?
HOW ABOUT WHAT WHITNEY HOUSTON HAD FOR DINNER TONIGHT?
WILL LINDSAY EVER GET IT TOGETHER?
LEMME SEE IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE I CAN SAY THAT DOESN'T BELONG HERE?-
ASSHOLES
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Does anyone know how she can get the sand out of her vagina?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Centaurious on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 12:16am.
Malarkey, I say...The Emerald Isle is mine, and mine alone....dual citizenship, baby!
I'm a Mick hick all the way!
would you mind?... shall i dare?!... oh, nevermind!... *smooooch*
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"You radiate cold shafts of broken glass.
You're nearly a good laugh,
Almost worth a quick grin..."
Submitted by madonnabeso on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 12:07am.
It's the OPEN POST. Any topic is game. MK created the open posts so we'd stop polluting other stories with random shit.
Cool?
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I bet if you threw a pie tin in the air and screamed Roswell!, his dumb ass would come running. ~ Ford Prefect
@ESE:*dancing jig*... what?!... i'm Irish!!
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Malarkey, I say...The Emerald Isle is mine, and mine alone....dual citizenship, baby!
I'm a Mick hick all the way!
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
Submitted by madonnabeso on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 12:07am.
DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT THE WEATHER IS GONNA BE LIKE IN NEW YORK THIS WEEKEND?
HOW ABOUT WHAT WHITNEY HOUSTON HAD FOR DINNER TONIGHT?
WILL LINDSAY EVER GET IT TOGETHER?
LEMME SEE IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE I CAN SAY THAT DOESN'T BELONG HERE?-
ASSHOLES
let's see...
the weather in NY is gonna be bitchy(MK's there)
Whitney Houston had pot for dinner
i don't know.. is there anything else you can say that doesn't belong here?... be creative and please... use the CAPS!
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"You radiate cold shafts of broken glass.
You're nearly a good laugh,
Almost worth a quick grin..."
@butterfly:I'm still reeling that THE CARRIE FISHER touched my hair
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Do you mean Wishful Drinking Carrie Fisher, or is it someone else?
If it's her, so nice you got to meet her. I'm hoping to see her show in NYC in Dec.
PS -- Perez is the biggest dick that ever lived. Oh wait...I meant the smallest.
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
Submitted by Centaurious on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 12:06am.
"Fifteen men on the dead man's chest--
...Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!
Drink and the devil had done for the rest--
...Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!"
*dancing jig*... what?!... i'm Irish!!
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"You radiate cold shafts of broken glass.
You're nearly a good laugh,
Almost worth a quick grin..."
@tits:Centy - what? *preen* these old things? pshaw!
besides... you know what they say about canadian girls, right?
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Well. They look better than Wino's!
I only know what they say about Catholic girls. Starting much to late, and such. Being one myself...
Also, I had convinced myself you were a guy, and now I'm all flummoxed and shit.
I really need to just assume that everyone on Dlisted is the same person with different avatars and leave it at that! :)
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT THE WEATHER IS GONNA BE LIKE IN NEW YORK THIS WEEKEND?
HOW ABOUT WHAT WHITNEY HOUSTON HAD FOR DINNER TONIGHT?
WILL LINDSAY EVER GET IT TOGETHER?
LEMME SEE IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE I CAN SAY THAT DOESN'T BELONG HERE?-
ASSHOLES
Submitted by Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 12:02am.
I'm still reeling that THE CARRIE FISHER touched my hair and placed a 'faux' medal around my neck in Seattle earlier this May.
I just wish she didn't like 'Perez'... I don't have the heart to tell her what a scumbag, slimeball POS he is.
was she wearing a golden bikini? what's the medal for? did she offer you a cupcake?... so many questions!
and, yeah... Perez is a shitbag
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"You radiate cold shafts of broken glass.
You're nearly a good laugh,
Almost worth a quick grin..."
@ESE:i think i thought of that one yesterday, but... i can't remember yesterday, so.... yeah, i'm goin' Disney tonight!LOL!
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"Fifteen men on the dead man's chest--
...Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!
Drink and the devil had done for the rest--
...Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!"
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."