Wednesday, October 21st 2009
Tommy Girl Hates Squirrels
Since it's Tommy Girl Day (aka Alien Queef Day) on Dlisted, here's a hilarious quote from UsWeekly. At a Scientology event in England last week, Tommy got all huffy over protesters outside of the venue. Tommy reportedly told a friend:
"They're squirrels. Stuck in an electronic incident. It makes me so angry!"
Tommy Girl getting angry makes all of laugh. Even the squirrels! Speaking of, in Scientology jargon, a "squirrel" is a bad bad traitor. Specifically, a bad traitor who changes the techniques of Scientology. So Tommy really BURNED them. You go, girl!
And Katie Holmes probably wishes her squirrel was stuck in an "electronic incident," because it probably hasn't creamed since 2006.
(Image VIA ICHC)
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Submitted by Ann Hiro on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 2:07pm.
Scientology definitions -
Here's a video of a Scientologist going crazy at a protester and trying to insult him using those terms
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WOW that explains the cackling that Tommy girl does....Miscavige must require each sciencreeptologist to do "The Mad Cackle"...SHITE!!!
"Escandalo! Okay, I'm totally making shit up." ~ M.K. 08/31/09
Scientology definitions -
Squirrel: derogatory term for anyone who perverts Scientology text or doctrine.
Electronic Incident: refers to some form of brain washing implemented in a past life, likely by a psychiatrist and or alien.
Here's a video of a Scientologist going crazy at a protester and trying to insult him using those terms:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSdiKShx1MM
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 8:18am.
Submitted by huangzhixian79 on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 8:18am.
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Are you guys reporting this? Why won't MK kill this shit?!?
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I did!!...it's using my whoring space!!!
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"Escandalo! Okay, I'm totally making shit up." ~ M.K. 08/31/09
Uhm, i got nothing. I already boycott the whole lot of this fucking Scientology Nazis. And i boycott as well everybody who as much as shook this fucking Nazi head boys hand, e.g. Penny Cruz
Got nothing to augment this.
Submitted by huangzhixian79 on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 8:18am.
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Are you guys reporting this? Why won't MK kill this shit?!?
♥ Threadkilla!
"Dear old people who run the world:
My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.
"Watch your language, moron!" ~ Homer Simpson.
LOL@the explanation of a squirrel caught in a electronic incident:
Most of the time, when this happens, it's Very Bad overall (in fact, *all* the times anybody remembers, it's bad; it's possible that "good" changes have been forgotten about).
Well, that sounds totally objective!
♥ Threadkilla!
"Dear old people who run the world:
My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.
"Watch your language, moron!" ~ Homer Simpson.
I've got an electronic incident for you, Tommygirl. Step into this bathwater, now hold this radio, and.........gzzzzzzzzzztaaapppp
♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀
Stars shining bright above you
Night breezes seem to whisper "I love you"
Birds singing in the sycamore tree
Dream a little dream of me
Good point. Why is the mainstream media failing to report on this shit? The Daily Mail in the UK is reporting on their movements every day (to the boredom of their readers who don't really care if Suri is wearing a pink dress) yet they don't mention them being in the UK to praise Xenu? That is most odd. But it does show how far this cult has come over the years by using scare tactics.
Though I don’t find squirrel the cutest animal on Earth. However, we really don’t have enough reason to dislike animals at all. Well, pet care can get expensive, but sometimes it's easy. For instance, a gerbil needs food, water, and a wheel. A dog or cat on the other hand, can create some considerable pet costs, and if you have a large dog, those pet costs can get out of hand. For instance, a Chihuahua doesn't eat much, but an Irish Wolfhound (the tallest dog breed) will eat about as much food in a day as a person – and that can eat into the emergency funds pretty soon. Cutting down on pet care costs can be easy, like going to an online pet pharmacy or clipping coupons, can keep a person from needing payday loans to feed and care for their prized pet.
Submitted by barelybeagle on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 3:02pm.
The "It makes me so angry!" part totally made me LOL. I just imagine him whining in a high-pitched voice, shaking his little fists... HA! I'm kind of liking this Tommy Girl Day, MK.. all the shit you've posted so far is damn funny.
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HERE HERE!!!!...It's D-Listed Public Service....we are just doing our job....
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"Escandalo! Okay, I'm totally making shit up." ~ M.K. 08/31/09
...and Tommy Girl waved his limp wrist just to make his point....
"They're squirrels. Stuck in an electronic incident. It makes me so angry! I wish I had ice cream cos they look so gay and I'm not!!"
SHA-ZAM!!!!!
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"Escandalo! Okay, I'm totally making shit up." ~ M.K. 08/31/09
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If they sold this shit on DVD I would so buy it. As for the charity..........Xenu you have some splainin to do!
Kate73, that would make a great movie, let's get Tommy Girl to star...LOL!
"Is lame fish related to Gay Fish at all, because that would answer many of life's greatest douche mysteries." - MK
Tommy meant to say "Beaver farts gives me erectus impotence. Do you want sprinkles on your cone?"
Why doesn't AssKiss Hollywood cover these L Ron celeb filled revival meetings? John T making a public appearence after Jetts preventable death must be something his fans would want to see.
Submitted by larkspurrr on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 5:43pm.
KARAYYYZZZEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wow what a effed up video!!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSdiKShx1MM
What a fuckhead.
♥ Threadkilla!
"Dear old people who run the world:
My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.
"Watch your language, moron!" ~ Homer Simpson.
Squirrels? Really Tommygirl. I thought that cult was supposed to respect the earth and the lifeforms that live on it. I bet he screams EWWWWWWWW! When he sees a mouse.
"Tommy Girl hates squirrels cuz they can store more nuts in their cheeks than he could ever hope for..." Thank you so much for that. It's beyond brill.
"You cross me again Rosie & I'll make a handbag out of you."
Cruise is so stuck up he can't even stand his fellow rodents.
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Bottom-feeder.
Almost sounds like a movie. "The Great Electronic Squirrel Incident".
What does that even mean? Electronic incident? Huh?
I wasn't sure before, but now I know that Tom Cruise and all scientologists are: stark.raving.mad.
When is this moron's career going to be completely over? Is it now? (Valkyrie, From Lions to Lambs...)
I used to love him but I haven't seen one of his films since Cocktail (LOVE!). I refuse to pay the money to see this asshole in action and I won't even watch his DVDs.
Does anyone else feel this way or will his career continue indefinitely?
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
He's over the moon
ewwwwwwwwww thorny! I looked it up!!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Red squirrels of England: UNITE!
what kind of fking retard creates a new "special" language or whatever... bunch of dumbasses..
lets have tom cruise day once a month!!!!
Tommy Girl Day has inspired me to change my FB status! LOL! We need to make this official...gay squirrels eating ice cream IS an electronic incident...FOR REALS!
"Is lame fish related to Gay Fish at all, because that would answer many of life's greatest douche mysteries." - MK
The "It makes me so angry!" part totally made me LOL. I just imagine him whining in a high-pitched voice, shaking his little fists... HA! I'm kind of liking this Tommy Girl Day, MK.. all the shit you've posted so far is damn funny.
iamglib , I'm watching that video right now and the dude is batshit crazy. Thanks for posting that.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Here is the original "stuck in an electronic incident" guy. Watch it quick, because the Scientologists keep getting the video taken down (the first copy had 50,000 views).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxqDaKNQtQs
This guy is an OT8 from the UK. Tom and John are reportedly OT7.
Here's another version.
http://www.youtube.com/user/TheEvilOfScientology#p/a/u/0/zyUAVz414_M
I thought squirrel was a slang term for coochie?
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
In less than 10 hours, he has put me off --
Ice cream
Nuts
Ice cream with nuts
Squirrels
Christian Bale
Sociopaths
Sourceless, thoughtless, crazy talk, and
Electronics
**hurls computer to the skies, praying Xenu will strike it with laser beams in electronic incident**
I'm putting odds on this (or any other) rodent kicking Tommy's ass. I can just see him jumping up on the furniture (been there/done that) and squealing like a little girl if this squirrel "came at him (Bitch)".
As Willy Wonka would say: "Don't touch that squirrel's nuts!"
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
Squirrels? What have they done now? And how is Tommy still making films when coming to my country and calling my people squirrels, standing there waving his arms like he is possesed and talking about alien shit? How do these fucking soccer moms still think he is some dreamboat when he is part of a fucking scary cult? Because that is what it is. A cult. Hate is a strong word but I do hate that gay dwarf and his robowife.
As Tommy is not the brightest light in the harbour, I bet these "incident" terms make him feel all smart and powerful. Only weak people fall victim to these insane cults and Tommy is no expection.
Will smith gave TG a flying squirrel last night, and he said he loved it....(ref urban dictionary)...
_____________________对您的和平_____________________
Celebs are normal people, minus reason and accountability...
Lookit this squirrel.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lYsVEp4how
Seriouslty those little fuzztails are smarter than anyone in Scientology, sadly. And what the hell is with using "squirrel" as an insult? What exactly is insulting about squirrels? Did L.Ron just hate rodents who store nuts? Wait, HE was a rodent who stored up nuts...
As if the squirrels weren't weird enough, how can a squirrel get stuck in an incident, electronic or otherwise? Scienojargon just makes zero sense in the English language.
"Oh, please.
Tommy Girl hates squirrels cuz they can store more nuts in their cheeks than he could ever hope for..."
soooooooooooo funny! and true
I'm still baffled about ice cream, ice cream keeps the gays away? Are squirrels up there with ice cream or are they just evil or something.
Submitted by Centaurious on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 2:01pm.
Oh, please.
Tommy Girl hates squirrels cuz they can store more nuts in their cheeks than he could ever hope for...
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ZING!! lol good one.
Oh, please.
Tommy Girl hates squirrels cuz they can store more nuts in their cheeks than he could ever hope for...
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
I had a pet squirrel when I was a kid - they are hilarious! The "Bun", (as he was named)used to take Ritz crackers and "bury" them in the grill of my 68 chevy convertible...then he would pat the metal down, like he was patting earth....unbelieveable.....10 seconds later he sees the very same cracker under the car (it had fallen through of course), and repeats the same process.
Hours of high quality entertainment - unlike Tommy Girl.
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
The adventures of Tommy Girl and his boyfriend, the Head Napoleonic bitch of the CO$, David Miscavidge!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYoLpaeG_FY&feature=related
Squirrels and ice cream . . . they're glib. That's the only way I can explain any of this.
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" . . . this is what we call the floating world . . .” (Ryoi, c.1661)
Hey, I have a squirrel I named Zelda, she eats peanuts out of my hand and we are fun buddies! Fuck you Tommie Girl, go climb a tree!
Submitted by NoAnjl on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 1:29pm.
That's case squirrels remind him of the gerbil that got stuck up his ass.
hee hee hee!
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Life's a jest, and all things show it/I thought so once, but now I know it.
Scientolo-talk is simply word salad.
word salad /word sal·ad/ (werd sal´ad) a meaningless mixture of words and phrases characteristic of advanced schizophrenia.
(http://medical-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/word+salad)
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