The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For October 21st!

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Submitted by Crawford67 on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 12:41pm.

mcmullen you were robbed! You had the best quote!

Submitted by mccullen on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 12:04pm.

good work, Snowy! hurray!

Submitted by Silvara0428 on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 11:04am.

WOOT to Snowie!
Good job to the rest of you funny horz as well ☺
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"Take that with a silo of sarcasm" MK 10/21/09

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 11:00am.

snowy, AWESOME!!!! I love it!!!

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Even the losers get lucky sometimes
-Tom Petty

Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 10:50am.

Snowy! Congratulations. You made me snort coffee up my nose.

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Martin Léon

Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 10:25am.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAY, Snowy! Congratulations!!!!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."

Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 10:18am.

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHH Snowy!!!!!! Hilarious!

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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

Submitted by Reeter on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 10:09am.

Funny stuff, Snowpiece! Congrats all!

Submitted by iHeartHaters on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 9:49am.

Right on mccullen!!!! You had me rollin yesterday at that one! I knew you & snowy would win, you funny sluts!! Big congrats to everyone! XoXo

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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.

"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"

Submitted by urmomma on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 9:49am.

Way to go winners!

xoxoxoxo
hugs y'all.

This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.

Submitted by Farrah on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 9:37am.

yay Snow!!! Congrats to one of my bestests beeshes! Brett will approve!

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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 9:33am.

thanks hos!!!!!!!!
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoox
the congrats are ALMOST as good as the win!!!!
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown

Submitted by NoAnjl on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 9:32am.

SNOWY BABY!!! Congrats Dollface!!!

Congrats also to runners up!! McCullen - LOVED IT!!! LMAO
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JABIFFHOOPSXOXOXO

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Submitted by LuxLuv on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 9:25am.

Congrats to Snow(ho)piece

Submitted by little_rascal on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 9:19am.

Snowy!!!!!!! ♥ ♥ ♥
Congrats to all the funny winners!

Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 8:59am.

LOL! Very nice weiners! Extra-specially Snowy today;p

♥ Threadkilla!
"Dear old people who run the world:
My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.
"Watch your language, moron!" ~ Homer Simpson.

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 8:58am.

congrats, snowpiece!!

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"You radiate cold shafts of broken glass.
You're nearly a good laugh,
Almost worth a quick grin..."

Submitted by Migraine Sally on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 8:55am.

SNOWY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

.....we're no strangers to love.....

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New to Hong Kong : Winter Dress

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 8:43am.

STTTTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL???!!!!

LMAO!!! Congratamalations to Bret and snow-e-o-e-o!! 2GETHAH FOREVAH!!! And congrats to the other funny hookers.
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And your friend.... your friend tried to make it with that cow... I wanna party with you cowboy.

Submitted by SkyBitch on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 8:37am.

OMG, snowy...LMAO! *hyperventilating!*

Congrats to all!

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"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."

Submitted by shut the smurf up on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 8:25am.

Snowie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you won!!
congrats you funny slut.

....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K

Submitted by Two Drink Min on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 8:24am.

SNOWY! Good job to one of mah favorite sluts.

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Submitted by Plecostomus on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 8:23am.

SNOWWWWWWWYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!

Congrats!!! Looks like rubbing up against Brett Michaels does have its advantages after all.

And congrats to all the other funny horz whom I don't know.

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Bottom-feeder.

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Submitted by Not_That_Steph_... on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 8:20am.

YES!!!! *Does the Happy Dance*

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Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 8:16am.

♥♥Snoway♥♥ Hilarious! Congratulations C.A. Stone,Not_That_Steph_, and mccullen.

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Dear God

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Submitted by freebird on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 7:53am.

SNOOOOOWWWWY!!! YAY! Congrats C.A. Stone,
Not_That_Steph_The_Other_Steph & mccullen! Funny ones!

Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 7:52am.

OMG I am gonna cry
The Brett Magic can not be denied!
Comgrats to my co honorees
xoxoxoxoxoxo MK

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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown

Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 7:48am.

CONGRATS HOEZ

Submitted by Anabell_Beaverhausen on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 7:47am.

Tom Cruise’s stunt double pulled the short straw this week and got chimney sweep duty.

Submitted by CANADIANA on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 7:42am.

Damn gerbil just won't stay in there Daddy.

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Submitted by TheBrazilliant on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 7:55pm.

hahaha. Thank you, I did.

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Sick Muse

Submitted by ptard on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 2:26am.

SMILE! you're on crackie camera.

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Douche-On-A-Stick!!! Coming to a mall food court near you.

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Submitted by goskippergo on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 1:05am.

Not wanting to get his fingers dirty, Little Jimmy figured that the nice man who lured him away from the playground with promises of Fun Dip would be just as happy with with one of those big sticks he kept talking about.

Submitted by SuprflyCaroline on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 12:59am.

LITTLE SURI CRUISE ALL GEARED UP TO SERVE TOMMY GIRL HIS DAILY COLONIC.

Submitted by hoozer on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 12:31am.

Little Johnny laughed as all the other kids rubbed sticks together to start their fires.

Submitted by hoozer on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 12:11am.

Nowadays Boy Scouts must be prepared for anything and everything they may encounter in the woods and naked drunken passed out gay men are on the rise.

Submitted by CANADIANA on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 11:39pm.

Hillbilly pinata

Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 11:24pm.

Stay tuned for another episode of Cornholio strikes again or Bunghole Bandits of Borneo Bury the Big Burrito.

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When the boss goes on vacation, his long-suffering employees are just so incredibly grateful they have a week off from that jerk-off, stick-up-his-ass moron.

"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."

Submitted by Centaurious on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 10:42pm.

Tom, in a squirrel-induced fury, screamed at a bundled-up little Suri, "Stick it up your ass!!!"

She took it. Literally.

"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."

Submitted by shandiRW on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 10:35pm.

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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho

"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK

Submitted by shandiRW on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 10:34pm.

that's honestly what went through my head when i saw this caption me! lmao- no joke

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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho

"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK

Submitted by flipitninja on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 10:34pm.

Tommy Girl works on his tan as his assistant prepares him for a weekend with Big Willy.