Michael Lohan Doesn't Stand A Chance

The Insider seems to be the new WWE! A couple of weeks ago, Nancy Grace gave Jon Grosselin a concussion without even getting out of her chair and now it's NeNe's turn! The Real Housewives of Atlanta's resident bitch slapper went head to head with Michael Lohan in an episode that airs tonight. Michael Lohan thought his mouth was a weapon of mass destruction, but he's never met NeNe before. Bitch bombs him before he can even get a sentence out.

Michael tries to make a few fat jokes, but the message barely gets to NeNe's ears since she's too busy blasting him. It doesn't take long before Michael's turtle head retreats back into his shell. I was hoping that the Fight Queen of Muni would've drop-kicked him out of the studio.

And if you press your ear to your window, you can still hear NeNe shouting "TOXIC PARROT" all the way from L.A.

Note: Yes, I know her ass is saying "parent," but it's much more entertaining and fitting if you pretend she's saying "parrot."

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Submitted by Bjork You on Sat, 10/24/2009 - 8:56am.

Submitted by Blue Hotel on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 10:45pm.

Well said.

Submitted by Grace Disful on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 8:36pm.

I'll bet as soon as Lindsay saw this (yes, she Tivo'd the Insider because she knew dear old Dad would be making a guest appearance) she burnt all of her 'scripts and flushed her dolls down the john. . .

I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.

Submitted by bornagainChristian on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 7:03pm.

Ahahhaaaaaha hahaaaa ahaha hahahaahaaaaahhaaaaahaahaaaa

He is white trash, and yes a toxic parent.

He is responsible for both his daughter's problems. You think living and growing up with violence and emotional abuse doesn't screw someone's head up?? Lindsay's drug and alcohol abuse and now mental breakdown are a direct result of that twat's behaviour.

Calling her out in public has made it worse and destroyed any chance of a future as well.

Crawl back under the dirty disgusting rock you came out from Lohan.

Submitted by Bjork You on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 4:46pm.

Oh shut up, some of you. Stories like this give you a chance to air your stupid, racist comments.

Submitted by Blue Hotel on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 10:45pm.

submitted by fuckingclassy on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 7:23pm.
I used to like Nene but I'm realizing shes the same media whore as everyone else. And it doesnt help that shes just helping to perpetuate the stereotype of a nasty angry black woman....kinda like Michelle Obama.
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IMO Michele Obama is educated, bright and very classy. Nene and Michelle aren't even in the same class but maybe you think all women of color are in one class. Very fucking classy indeed!

Submitted by Bravo Fabulous on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 8:12pm.

Nene, eventually Bravo fans saw your true spirit come out progressively through the show. You tried to blame the Bravo show editors for making you look like a villain. No Nene – the fact is Bravo fans saw what you truly are = a Lumpy Moose who is a Rotten Atlanta Peach to the core! Regarding assault: Kim including anyone who is has been physically assaulted by you should have had you arrested. You are a hypocrite, you were a victim of violence yet were and are are violent toward others, verbally and physically. You are a poor representative of victims, even though Twisted Hearts and the Heel the Soul- Stiletto Woman is rooted in good intentions, you tarnish it all due to your violent bulling behavior on the the show. Bravo executives, please kick her ugly ass mooseface off the show! Nene in negotiations with her own show = disgusting! ***Listen to NeNe verbal comments about the first time she saw her possible father… she called him a ‘Mess’ before pulling over the car to meet him. Obviously he gonna hear that comment reviewing the episode, Nene has no respect or class not even for a disabled elderly possible father. It just keeps getting worse the more you think about Nene. Bravo Fabulous

Submitted by fuckingclassy on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 7:23pm.

I used to like Nene but I'm realizing shes the same media whore as everyone else. And it doesnt help that shes just helping to perpetuate the stereotype of a nasty angry black woman....kinda like Michelle Obama.

*** what goes down, must come up ***

Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 10:47am.

You have to love the part when NeNe tells Michael Lohan to "go hang out with John Gosselin". Ouch! NeNe goes in for the kill shot!!

"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"

Submitted by Youri on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 10:42am.

Well she is right. And the fact he has to result to fat jokes proves what an idiot he is. And poor Lindsay, I never really like to give her a hard time because I can't blame her for being a mess. Look at her parents. I would be fucked up too.

Submitted by Reeter on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 9:41am.

Team NeNe!

Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 8:36am.

Submitted by boomsy on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 7:53am.
@whamo: Everytime he does an interview about Lindsay, I'm sure he gets paid. He wouldn't keep talking to the press about her if it wasn't benefiting him any; SHE'S clearly not hearing his message, so there must be some other motivation, and I'm pretty sure it's financial.

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Do you know for sure if he got paid? If he's getting paid everytime he talks to a "news" outlet then I see your point. Having said that, if that's the only way he can get her to listen by pulicly speaking to her then perhaps that's all he feels he can do. I don't know it's a pretty sad situation just the same.
I think he's letting the public know he IS trying to help. I'm not totally defending him as I've seen this guy do some pretty stupid things but let's not suggest he doesn't care and ALL he wants is some camera time. I'm sure he can do that on his own with celebrity boxing and all the other media whoring options he has. Unfortunatley he is a name on his own now. I still think he truly loves his daughter.

Submitted by Helen Skor on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 8:10am.

I love that this supposed upstanding Christian immediately resorts to calling NeNe fat as soon as she starts railing on him. If NeNe is fat, I'd hate to know what he thinks of 60% of the US population!

And while I hate that NeNe just kept saying the same thing over and over again, I guess it doesn't really matter when your first comment is so completely dead-on. Seriously. Michael and WO Lohan are textbook editions of toxic parents.

No wonder Lindsay is such a mess. With parents like them, what chance did she really have at a normal life?

Submitted by Terrianne on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 8:04am.

Submitted by nunya_bizness on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 7:41pm.

hahahahah! I love it! I think you are right! There is definitely a toxic "parrot" at 00:25!!!!

Submitted by boomsy on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 7:53am.

@whamo: Everytime he does an interview about Lindsay, I'm sure he gets paid. He wouldn't keep talking to the press about her if it wasn't benefiting him any; SHE'S clearly not hearing his message, so there must be some other motivation, and I'm pretty sure it's financial.

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Submitted by WWJDFAKB on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 7:53am.

Never realized how high pitched his voice was, not sure how any one can stand that. I can't say much about NeNe, other than that she talks over too much, but she had a valid point. Dealing with Lindsay's problems shouldn't be public (but it will even if they tried to, that's Lohan's for ya). The fact that Michael has to resort to fat jokes says a lot about him, it's no wonder Lindsay has weight issues (the skinny kind obviously) to begin with.

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum..

Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 7:41am.

I keep hearing he's making money off Lindsey. How? He hasn't had contact with her for years. Someone please tell me how he makes money off her. Perhaps when she was a child star but that was a while ago. People have been saying where are the parent as Linds goes down hill? Now that this guy has been trying to do something and it seems he's been trying for a while, people say he's just trying to make money off her. It seems he can't win. I know he's a dbag but I really can't see him WANTING he daughter to OD. As far as that NeNe broad is concerned all I can say is Ghetto trash. What has she brought to the world? What is her claim to fame? I'd go over and fuck start her head if I could, fucking loud mouth cunt!

Submitted by starfishing on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 5:42am.

im glad he's calling his daughter out. the whole thing is out of control. what do you expect from him??

Submitted by Baby Jane Hudson on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 4:52am.

Michael Lohan does NOT deserve to be on any show, EVEN the Insider.

AND I AM SICK of the housewives of Bravo!!! I do NOT need to see any of them ever again. Didn't you used to have to DO something to be famous and make money in the entertainment industry?

Submitted by mutlee on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 2:14am.

NeNe done busted a cap in his ass. She also done busted her chair too...HAHAHA

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Submitted by Thru the fog on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 2:12am.

The bitch is right, him and white oprah are toxic parents trying to make a buck off their chirruns. I wish NeNe after the Jon Gossling comment she had told him to "Close yo legs to married men, Michael, close yo legs to married men" like she did that kim chick on the reunion show.

Submitted by Mitchymitch on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 1:57am.

lindsay lohan makes me sad because no one cares about her. not to mention she has major meth face.

PS, why is LiLo so irrelevant?

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Submitted by MissLoveInTx on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 1:00am.

I dont know what you sluts expected but this is NeNe!! Did you think she was gonna be all calm and composed?? And as far as the insults about her thinking she was going to say "Im stroooong" bullshit, she didnt have to cuz he left now didn't he?? Provy, how many black women have dissed you openly? You sound bitter my friend...

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Submitted by simoneenomis on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 9:57pm.

This is gold.
But isn't she saying "toxic parent" not parrot?

Submitted by Chesty La Rue on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 9:43pm.

I love NeNe!!

Submitted by poonster on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 8:38pm.

that NeNut is a loudmouth C#NT she say's the same phrase over & over again because she's too dumb to think of any other insult's.she need's to shut the hell up and enjoy her last minute of her 15 mins of D list fame.

Submitted by Mittmah on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 8:29pm.

The Insider is getting classier every day.

At least Nancy Grace had some good points when she was berating Jon Gosselin.

NeNe just kept shouting the same thing over and over. Her and Lohan are equally repulsive and irrelevant.

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Submitted by kiv on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 8:22pm.

Aww Michael thinks she's fat. What's he going to do when Lindsay gains back her 10 pounds of survival insulation once she comes off the powder.
I guess he can do another round of media intervention to get her back on.

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Submitted by parkerj on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 8:10pm.

I gotta hand it to NeNe, she messed up Michael Lohan's so-called intervention via TV press junket. I can't believe he's a father to anyone.

Submitted by beakers bitch on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 8:03pm.

So how is this intervention going to go when Papa Lohan is finally done his round of press junkets?
Michael: Listen, Lindsay, honey, you have problems and you need help....
Hohan: No, I don't! Leave me alone!!
Michael: You need to quit the drugs and clean up your life. Don't you care about your career?
Hohan: You're not the boss of me! Quit telling me what to do!! Don't you know I'm a CELEBRITY??
Michael: Fine, fat ass!! Take your fat ass to Jenny Craig then. Do some more drugs and slim your big ass down, fatty!! *storms off*

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Submitted by nunya_bizness on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 7:41pm.

Notice the bird (maybe toxic parrot) flying behind Michael Lohan at 0:25.

Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 7:16pm.

So much fuckery involved in this I don't even know where to start. Yet another black turtleneck? Irrelevant fucktards yelling about random shit? That blonde bitch and her oxyvicoperco-dazed grin? Toxic parent? Michael Lohan trying to clown anybody?

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Submitted by easter bunny on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 6:51pm.

She was saying TOXIC PARENT :)

Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 6:28pm.

But I agree with everyone who took the piss out of Michael Lohan's fat jokes. Obviously, Lord Douchenozzle needed to resort to ad hominem attacks because he can't keep on topic without looking bad, but now he just looks worse in my eyes...and to be honest, I didn't really notice NeNe's weight.

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Now we are the crow which contemplated the silence...

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 6:18pm.

I ate a toxic parrot once for dinner...Bitch was speakin' to my bowels ALL NIGHT LONG...
But sersly, TEAM TOXIC PARROT on this one (and I don't mean Daddy Blo, I mean all them street thug parrots out there...Yeah, pirates didn't have them mofo's on they shoulder fer nuttin...Those some bad ass birds up in there...Polly want a cracker? No Polly wantcho ASS...NOW BITCH!...That's how them birdies roll...) WORD.

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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 6:11pm.

"Toxic parrot" sounds like it should be a new Manic Panic haircolour.

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Now we are the crow which contemplated the silence...