Gerard Butler's Genitals Cannot Be Stopped
Page Six is saying that the owner of one of the busiest peens in Hollywood, Gerard Butler, had a dinner date with the new Jennifer Aniston at SoHo House in NYC on Tuesday night. Gerry and Jessica Simpson weren't alone though. They were with friends including Jessica's full-time gay Ken Paves. A source said, "They were at a table with friends, but Jessica and Gerard, who sat next to each other, seemed to only be interested in each other and chatted for hours. They were laughing and flirting and eventually left together, along with Ken."
Chatted for hours?! I was under the impression that Jessica's brain shut down after 15-minutes of conversation to recharge. It's not like Gerry would notice anyway since he was probably too busy licking her boobies with his eyes. No, I think he was literally rubbing his eyes on her chesticles while she was in sleep mode.
It's very interesting that Gerry left the joint with Jessica AND Ken. Gerry has admitted that he's a fan of threesomes, so I'm guessing that Ken got a piece of Gerry's BUTTler too. Actually, Jessica probably sat in the corner eating her leftovers while Gerry gave Ken's hair some highlights with his jizz pen.
And since Gerry seems to be going through all of John Mayer's exes, Minka Kelly better warm her vagina up, because THE BUTLER is coming for her next!
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so what you are saying is gerry is gay since he slept with 2 guys that night kenny and jessie! jessie is a guy right i mean it looks like a guy in drag to me!
Minka is engaged to Derek Jeter now.....
Jess looks much better with makeup because it softens her harsh features. She needs to put the makeup back on!
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They're both celebrity whores. She'll turn out like Tara Reid. He'll turn out like Jim Carrey.
Jessucka Simpson is/was a massive joke.
"I told the troot, and I have fate the troot will prevail."
Whoa. Jessica's looking seriously beat.
That ole Texas sun has totally caught up with her.
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
who hasn't gerard dipped his wick in?
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"How does this bitch keep getting men?! I can't fucking understand it to save my damn life!!"
She's getting a reputation as an 'easy lay' if the guy is famous enough. In a couple years she will have as bad a reputation with men as Lindsay Lohan. As for a chaperone, it's too late for Jessica to play the demure Southern Lady.
He sucks and he sucked on SNL last Saturday, too.
Don't see the appeal of this gerad butler guy. Poor Jess better stay out of the sun. He skin is very damaged.
What is it with this girl and Jennifer Anniston? These two need to get some pointers on how to give good blow jobs and then spend more time on their knees if they want a decent guy.
Gerard Butler, I am not seeing any hotness there. Kind of on the pudgy side, so all the buzz on how better his movies do if he is shirtless as opposed to keeping the shirts on, puzzles me.
For me, keep your shirt on. If you're not ripped, it's like looking at my local garbage man without a shirt on.
Her tits.
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Bottom-feeder.
Butler is welcomed to swing his skanky dick this way anytime. I like my men big and nasty looking.
How does this bitch keep getting men?! I can't fucking understand it to save my damn life!!
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Whoa, that is one ugly-ass picture. Messica really looks like a man there! Ick.
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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 9:26am.
@Rocket:
LOL! I just read Perez's version and MK is so many lightyears beyond that shit it don't even matter.
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I used to go to Perez Hilton before he got popular and on VH1 and shit, until I found dlisted. I was getting so sick of his famewhoring and unfunny just plain old malicious bullshit. I haven't visited that bitch-asses site ever since. He looks like a sperm whale too. I heart MK!
I was racking my brain like who does she look like in this pic????? Then I remembered when my sister was in prison (good times) and she sent me a brown leather purse that she made in craft class. It was hard leather and held together with those brass push pins that you put reports together with. Jessica Simpson is a prison craft.
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Chestica looks like Big Bird in that photo.
Is Gerard the new Jude?
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That is a HORRID photo of Chestica It looks like her nose job failed.
Submitted by easyaspie2 on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 10:48am.
He is so fat and greasy he is practically french. Yuck.
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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That pic is Jessica Simpson?
Wow she's got a real plain jane primate look going
Poor Jessica. She comes off as being so desperate.
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He is FUG. Nasty teeth, old wrinkled up drunk face and the herped up peen probably only works half the time.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
He is so fat and greasy he is practically french. Yuck.
Bitches better step off my man. Getting ready to whoop a trick.
Gerry's latest movie is fun, but all the whoring is starting to show and he looks beat...so does Jessica in this photo. She needs an Oxygen facial STAT!
BTW, I wonder if she ever found the remains of her dog.
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Oh Gerry why did u have to take a trip around this blue collar rednecks anus
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I have MUCH to say about "Gerard's genitals." In fact that is probably the most compelling alliteration I've ever written. Well, besides "Gerard's gorgeous, (En)gorged, gravity-defying genitals"
Do I care that he's poked, prodded or impaled half of the sluts in Hollywood with said genitals?
No. Not really. You can't keep a good set of genitals down. And nor should you try. It's cruel.
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I can't say she looks great w/o makeup but it's not the worst I've seen, more than I can say about most celebs sans fard. Gerard does nothing for me, but I'm kinda glad to see Jess moving on. I usually don't sympathize with her, but she had a rough year, if anyone deserves some shameless sex, it's her.
I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum..
I can't say she looks great w/o makeup but it's not the worst I've seen, more than I can say about most celebs sans fard. Gerard does nothing for me, but I'm kinda glad to see Jess moving on. I usually don't sympathize with her, but she had a rough year, if anyone deserves some shameless sex, it's her.
I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum..
I don't feel bad for her. She's rich as fuck and if she wants to be smarter, she can read a goddamn book or two.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
I.P.L LASER, JESSICA! Get that pigmentation removed!
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"Actually, Jessica probably sat in the corner eating her leftovers while Gerry gave Ken's hair some highlights with his jizz pen."
Once again, you've proved that you're a great word artist!
Yeah the BK commercial wasn't even funny. I can appreciate funny but that was just plain dumb.
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haters, I am starting to feel sorry for her too, did you hear about that (i think) Burger King commercial making fun of her?
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"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
"Chatted for hours?! I was under the impression that Jessica's brain shut down after 15-minutes of conversation to recharge."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!
Wow, there are some old school horz here today!
And what's the big deal about this guy? I don't get it.
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@Rocket:
LOL! I just read Perez's version and MK is so many lightyears beyond that shit it don't even matter.
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Piggez Hilton needs a tire irom rammed up his ass and down his throat - loathe that mofo.
Isn't Minka Kelly with Derek Jeter??
Grr I hate Perez, that shitlicker. He rips off MK at every chance.
I don't get the Gerald hotness thing. I still feel sorry for dumbass Jessica losing her dog though:(
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Great post MK. So great that Perez Hilton used some of your remarks.
I hate him!
Farrah - me thinks that Chestica and Aniston need to have an "I am with your sloppy seconds" smack down.
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Farrah - me thinks that Chestica and Aniston need to have an "I am with your sloppy seconds" smack down.
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