Khloe Kardashian Has Not Met Lamar Odom's Children
Guests at Khloe and Lamar's fake wedding included tabloid reporters, a couple camera crews and a handful of Z-listers they probably have never met. Missing from the festivities was Lamar's three children. My guess is that his kids' mother refused to let her children be a part of that famewhore extravaganza. I know, responsible parents actually exist on this planet. Crazy.
At some event last night, Lamar told E! that Khloe will meet his kids one day when the time is right. Lamar also said they plan to have children together as soon as scientists figure out a way to turn her nutsack into an ovary.
And I suggest that Lamar take his kids to see Where The Wild Things are before they meet their new faux stepmother. That way they will learn that not all hairy forest beasts are scary monsters who eat children.
P.S. - The Lady Wolf Head t-shirt is SOOOOO not the new Three Wolf Moon t-shirt. The moon-worshiping wolves won't even sniff that t-shirt's ass.
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>>P.S. - The Lady Wolf Head t-shirt is SOOOOO not the new Three Wolf Moon t-shirt. The moon-worshiping wolves won't even sniff that t-shirt's ass.<<
Totally.. and WHY are fucking rich celebrities mimicking white trash so much. cough cough ed hardy cough.. a-hem, excuse me! Anyway, I may be dreaming this up , but all these rich dumb-asses wearing freakin trucker hats and all that crap. NOW THIS SHIT!! If being white trash from Tennessee is so dam haute couture or whatever-the-fuck now WHERE THE HELL IS MY CHECK?? I've been white trash from Tennessee for 32 years now!! this is bullshit.. I should have copywrited white trash years ago..
Submitted by ARIES1B on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 2:29pm.
MEIN GOT!....he looks like he could swallow her
whole head in one fell swoop,I wonder how they
fuck?,I mean if his dick is proportionate to his
body then he'd have a massive dick that'd surely
rip the crap out of poor little Kunty Kardassian
& her poor little punany...
AND IT'D SERVE HER RIGHT TOO THE LITTLE FAME
WHORE!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! KUNT!
Tevness
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From pictures of her with her sisters, I always got the impression that Khloe was gigantic herself. Maybe the Kardassians are just squatty little gnomes with big arses.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
He just doesn't want his kids to have nightmares of scary, hairy monsters, so he's doing the right thing and keeping the Yeti away for now.
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"Let this be a lesson. Don't hit a ho with a rum bottle! Drink all the rum instead and then take a nap!" MK, Aug. 22/08
P.S. - The Lady Wolf Head t-shirt is SOOOOO not the new Three Wolf Moon t-shirt. The moon-worshiping wolves won't even sniff that t-shirt's ass.
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It's NOT the Three Moon Wolf; it's so obviously a silk-screened photo from their precious and meaningful wedding...
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
She's a self-centered whingey beast and he's obviously a terrible father.
Expect a pregnancy announcement in 3.. 2..
MEIN GOT!....he looks like he could swallow her
whole head in one fell swoop,I wonder how they
fuck?,I mean if his dick is proportionate to his
body then he'd have a massive dick that'd surely
rip the crap out of poor little Kunty Kardassian
& her poor little punany...
AND IT'D SERVE HER RIGHT TOO THE LITTLE FAME
WHORE!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! KUNT!
Tevness
Submitted by Jeepster on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 10:32am.
These 2 are making me gag on my Ovaltine. Don't we have enough abused, unwanted, neglected kids? They will soon be making a fresh batch of fucked-up kids....I shudder.
I think it means more for him than for her. He could be very active in his kids life and not introduced her yet because he isn't fully committed to the relationship? They're not ACTUALLY married. I just can't believe she'd want to marry someone who doesn't feel confident about introducing her to his kids. He obviously has some reservations about making it legal. They're not married because of prenup issues. I think its smart on his part to protect his money, and protect his kids from becoming attached to someone who might only be a temporary fixture in their life if it doesn't work out.
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Well that makes perfect sense, marry the woman BEFORE you see her with your children. Of Course!
http://diaryofanillegalimmigrant.blogspot.com/
From the look on Lamar's face he might be regretting that he forgot to use a condom during their drunken night in the sack.
It's good to see a father protecting his children.
Has this beast had her dick removed already or does she tuck and use a wad of Silly Putty as a snatch replacement?
I don't either vidz...I was gone for 45 minutes before I checked back.
I am glad to hear you can't stand the Kardashians- but I hardly think you can compare MK's hatred of a fugly attention whore to Perez's attacks on a 4 year old. Sadie doesn't deserve that- Khloe does.
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Even the losers get lucky sometimes
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You have a point, vidz . . . sowwie for also calling her Chubaka :(
Actually, I think that she has the prettiest face of the three. Kourtney looks rat-faced and you could tell that Kim has enough plastic to supply a spork factor for two years.
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
"they plan to have children together as soon as scientists figure out a way to turn her nutsack into an ovary."
Holy shit - LMAO!
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“Just once; I ended up fucking the waiter.” --Brian Kinney, when asked if he'd ever been on a date.
MY SONG!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-ANKxsSZRs
I HOPE THE BOTH DIE IN A SAW III CONTRAPTION.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Paris, I like any other sensible person, can't stand all the Kardashians. ( Kim annoyed the shit outta me on ANTM) I don't even know much abt Khloe. She isn't the best looking person out there. It's just that I feel she isn't ugly or manly enough to be constantly referred to as beastly.
And for the record, I love MK and I don't check back every 2 seconds.
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Homegirl probably smells like Pantene, cocoa butter and three kinds of Victoria's Secret body spray...
Countdown to a photo-op of Chubaka with the kiddies in 3 . . . 2 . . .
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
hmmmm, where did vidz go? no defense of Khloe's stellar personality and sincerity?
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Even the losers get lucky sometimes
-Tom Petty
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 11:21am.
Submitted by moomarse on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 11:15am.
what would she look like with her hair pulled back?
http://thedirecthor.fooyoh.com/thedirecthor_filem_topboxoffice/files/att...
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
Let's all stick our asses up in the air and fart one out for the newest spokescouple for marriage and true love! MK
Awwwww! What a nice, loving father. He's OBVIOUSLY waiting until the kids get vaccinated before introducing them to his new pet
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Some fashion and beauty tips for you hoes, from the hottest slut, Brenda Dickson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1cc56ZumZU&feature=related
Wow, what a happy newlywed couple.
*eyeroll*
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Life's a jest, and all things show it/I thought so once, but now I know it.
whole lotto luv ME TOO, THATS WHY SHE CAN'T BE ALLOWED TO MEET THE CHILLENS
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"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 11:21am.
That scared the shit out of me!
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"Well, Brian, this is a very nutritious lunch. All the food groups are represented. Did your mom marry Mr. Rogers?" "Uh, no. Mr. Johnson."
Submitted by moomarse on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 11:15am.
what would she look like with her hair pulled back?
http://thedirecthor.fooyoh.com/thedirecthor_filem_topboxoffice/files/att...
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Submitted by moomarse on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 11:15am.
what would she look like with her hair pulled back?
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Bottom-feeder.
what would she look like with her hair pulled back?
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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK
Let's all stick our asses up in the air and fart one out for the newest spokescouple for marriage and true love! MK
Tell us some more, Mrs. Odom.
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Bottom-feeder.
LAMAR HAS 2 CHILDREN WITH THE SAME WOMAN. HIS HS SWEETHEART THEY WERE TOGETHER FOR LIKE 9 YRS. THEY HAD A 3RD BABY BUT IT DIED FROM SIDS.
HOW DO YOU MARRY SOMEONE WITHOUT MEETING HIS CHILDREN? GOES TO SHOW HOW ACTIVE HE IS IN HIS CHILDRENS LIVES. WHAT A PIECE OF SHIT THE BOTH OF THEM. I WOULDNT EVEN WANT TO MARRY A MAN THAT WASNT ACTIVE IN HIS CHILDS LIFE AND MAD DECISIONS ON A WHIM LIKE THIS.
LAMAR HAS 2 CHILDREN WITH THE SAME WOMAN. HIS HS SWEETHEART THEY WERE TOGETHER FOR LIKE 9 YRS. THEY HAD A 3RD BABY BUT IT DIED FROM SIDS.
HOW DO YOU MARRY SOMEONE WITHOUT MEETING HIS CHILDREN? GOES TO SHOW HOW ACTIVE HE IS IN HIS CHILDRENS LIVES. WHAT A PIECE OF SHIT THE BOTH OF THEM. I WOULDNT EVEN WANT TO MARRY A MAN THAT WASNT ACTIVE IN HIS CHILDS LIFE AND MAD DECISIONS ON A WHIM LIKE THIS.
LAMAR HAS 2 CHILDREN WITH THE SAME WOMAN. HIS HS SWEETHEART THEY WERE TOGETHER FOR LIKE 9 YRS. THEY HAD A 3RD BABY BUT IT DIED FROM SIDS.
HOW DO YOU MARRY SOMEONE WITHOUT MEETING HIS CHILDREN? GOES TO SHOW HOW ACTIVE HE IS IN HIS CHILDRENS LIVES. WHAT A PIECE OF SHIT THE BOTH OF THEM. I WOULDNT EVEN WANT TO MARRY A MAN THAT WASNT ACTIVE IN HIS CHILDS LIFE AND MAD DECISIONS ON A WHIM LIKE THIS.
Cindyloo yes
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Meeting the children is irrelevant because they're not legally married & never will be. This was all a farse for publicity.
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www.petfinder.com - Enter your zip code & find pets available in your area for adoption.
vidz, Khloe is a PIECE OF SHIT, as are her sisters. MK isn't the only one here who hates her- read the comments! The fucking Kardashians have NO BUSINESS being famous, and the fact that are shoved in my face all the time makes me sick!
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Even the losers get lucky sometimes
-Tom Petty
You're assuming his 3 children are all with the same woman.....
www.theanimalrescuesite.com - Click everyday to help animals in shelters
www.petfinder.com - Enter your zip code & find pets available in your area for adoption.
Seriously MK what is this thing you have against Khloe? It's almost as bad as fatass perez and adam sandler's kid.
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Homegirl probably smells like Pantene, cocoa butter and three kinds of Victoria's Secret body spray...
I wonder, is she just doing this 'wedding' because she's jealous of all the attention her sisters Kim and the pg one are getting and she wants in on the action? ________________________________________________
"Crocs: They are to your eyes what second-hand smoke is to your lungs."
Maybe for a wedding gift we can send these Ho's that sexy plank of wood from yesterday's open post - I figure if they can't actually use it for sex, then they can consult with it - cause you know that the plank of wood has a higher I.Q.
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
Submitted by Raul Duke on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 10:29am.
Khloe in 5 years. http://thechive.com/2009/10/daily-afternoon-randomness-20-photos-20/rand...
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I came.
M.E., I know! Kevon Smith was on Kevin & Bean (KROQ) yesterday, and they were saying teh same thing.....I was loving it.
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Even the losers get lucky sometimes
-Tom Petty
So they had their fake wedding, haggled over the pre-nup, have been going around town acting like man and Wookie, and it still hasn't met his kids? That's a whole new level of fuckery. Stupid famewhores.
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"Let this be a lesson. Don't hit a ho with a rum bottle! Drink all the rum instead and then take a nap!" MK, Aug. 22/08
These 2 are making me gag on my Ovaltine. Don't we have enough abused, unwanted, neglected kids? They will soon be making a fresh batch of fucked-up kids....I shudder.
(whoops - there goes the Ovaltine....)
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
PSL - what I can't grasp is why the fuck are the KardASSian sisters even fucking "famous" what do they do, what have they done aside from being born to a famous name? And famous by being a vicious lawyer, right?
Raul Dammit! HOW did you get my pics from my FB page???????!!!!
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Even the losers get lucky sometimes
-Tom Petty
Pffft. Sasquatch gives a shit about Lamar's kids almost as much as he does. Negative to infinity. He probably doesn't even remember their names.
Khloe in 5 years. http://thechive.com/2009/10/daily-afternoon-randomness-20-photos-20/rand... ************************************************************************************* Money can't buy you love but it can buy you some first class affection! http://www.aquaescorts.com/
*laughing at Stoney's comment*
WORD.
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this loup garou is just taking it all, slap in the face after slap in the face. why would you marry a guy who didn't think you were good enough to meet his kids? But this whore is soooo desperate she makes Jessucka and Chiniston look like amatures
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
whole lotto luv on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 10:23am.
@zomay: *get* ugly? Isn't it ugly enough already?
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Nope.
I get where you are coming from though.
She will fight for cash, he will refuse, she will wonder why she signed a prenup and fight it. Trashy, lame, childish fights ahead!
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Can you keep it about the sex board or shut the fuck up?!
madonnabeso on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 11:53pm
I agree M.E., fuck these two. I wish I didn;t have to hear about them, or her stupid sisters EVER again.
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Even the losers get lucky sometimes
-Tom Petty
Well, they are not even married yet, and I sincerely doubt they will any time soon, so what's the point of introducing him to his largely absent kids?
Can't stand any of the LARDASSIANS.