Thursday, October 22nd 2009
HAPPY INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!
HAPPY CAPS LOCK DAY! HAPPY CAPS LOCK DAY! HAPPY CAPS LOCK DAY! HUG YOUR CAPS LOCK KEY, KISS YOUR KANYE WEST, AND ANNOY YOUR FRIENDS BY ONLY USING CAPS IN ALL YOUR IMS, TWEETS AND EMAILS!!! IT'S CAPS LOCK DAY! FUCK A CAPS LOCK KEY!
Okay, you get the point. I will stop abusing my caps lock key now, because I really don't want to get a bill from your optometrist. happy caps lock day. Awwww, doesn't that seem so sad without caps? HAPPY CAPS LOCK/KANYE DAY! Okay, that's better.
(Thanks Angie)
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WHAT IS THAT COMING OUT OF HIS MOUTH? HATE?
Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 12:35pm.
ONE TIME I TITTY FUCKED MY MOM IT WAS AWESOME DON'T TELL THE POLICE
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LMAO!
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 10:09pm.
THAT'S MY FAV KANYEEELLLL RANT!!!1!!!! ESPECIALLY THE PART WHERE HE DECLARES HIS ARSONIST TENDANCIES. I PICURE HIM SITTING IN THE DARK IN THE FRONT ROOM OF HIS HOUSE, STARING AT THE NEIGHBORS LETTERBOX, FLICKING A LIGHTER!1!!!!!
MERRY CAPSLOCK DAAAAYYY EVERYBODEEEEEEE!!!!11!
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i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang
HAPPY CAPSLOCK DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111
SO WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY? ALL I'M ALLOWED TO TALK ABOUT ON THIS THREAD IS THE CAPSLOCK KEY? WTF IS THAT? THAT'S BULLSHIT! I'VE BEEN ATTACKED FOR BEING ME, FOR BEING BRIGHT RED IN A GREY WORLD. I AM NUCLEAR ENERGY! WHEN ENCAPSULATED IN AN IDEA OR BOX LIKE A STAGE OR A SHOE DESIGN, I CREATE MAGIC. WHEN LEFT FREE, SOMETIMES I BURN THINGS! IT'S THE NATURE OF THE TRUE ARTIST!
♥ Threadkilla!
"Dear old people who run the world:
My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.
"Watch your language, moron!" ~ Homer Simpson.
NOICE, BUDCORT!!!!1!!!1!
♥ Threadkilla!
"Dear old people who run the world:
My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.
"Watch your language, moron!" ~ Homer Simpson.
YO HALLOWEEN,I'M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU, AND I'MA LET YOU FINISH, BUT INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY IS THE BEST HOLIDAY OF ALL TIME. OF ALL TIME.
Submitted by gucci on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 5:04pm.
HAY! I DON'T GET IT IS IT KANYES BIRTHDAY OR IS IT THE DAY THAT CELEBRATES THE FIRST TIME CAPS WERE USED ON THE INTERNET? FILL ME IN!
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AWWW BEAWTY!!! THIS MEANS WE'LL HAVE ANOTHER ALL CAPS LOCK DAY. AKA PINKIE RESPITE DAY!
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
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HAY! I DON'T GET IT IS IT KANYES BIRTHDAY OR IS IT THE DAY THAT CELEBRATES THE FIRST TIME CAPS WERE USED ON THE INTERNET? FILL ME IN!
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"she is lucky to be alive, because that ugly stick almost beat her to death".
hotmess119's dad.
FUCK YOU HALLMARK™
WAS SOMEONE TALKING ABOUT BOOT MOVES? I MISS THAT CRAZY CHIC. YA'LL JUST JEALOUS.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 12:35pm.
ONE TIME I TITTY FUCKED MY MOM IT WAS AWESOME DON'T TELL THE POLICE
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YEAH YOU DID
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Team Enthusiastic Wizard Broomstick Meets Thrusthole!
WHAT THE FUCK I CANT TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ANYONES POSTS AND IM GETTING A MIGRAINE!!!!!
*TAKES VICODIN*
♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀
Stars shining bright above you
Night breezes seem to whisper "I love you"
Birds singing in the sycamore tree
Dream a little dream of me
ONE TIME I TITTY FUCKED MY MOM IT WAS AWESOME DON'T TELL THE POLICE
THAT PIC OF KAYNE MADE ME THINK IT WAS RAY CHARLES.
I FEEL DIRTY! AND MORE THAN A LITTLE SICK AT THE COMPARISON.
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
WOULD YOU PLEASE ASK THE LADY WITH THE LOG TO SPEAK UP.
GO GO GO TITS!!!
CHAOS RULZ!!!
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Bottom-feeder.
@ S&F
OHHHHH
*giving myself an epinephrine shot*
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cuz this is thriller, thriller night and I can thrill you
more than any ghost would dare to try ~mj
HI PIECE OF SNOW, YOU DIRTY HAIR-TOUCHER! KIDDING, I KNOW YOU DIDN'T TOUCH HIS HAIR.
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ANYONE STICK THEIR HAND DOWN THE BACK OF THEIR PANTS IN PUBLIC THEN SMELL THEIR FINGERS?
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Team Enthusiastic Wizard Broomstick Meets Thrusthole!
Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 12:10pm.
MK SAID NO THIS IS NOT THE OPEN POST MOTHER FUCKERS
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BUT *HOW* DID HE SAY IT?
AWWW FUCK HIM AND HIS LITTLE DOG TOO!
ANARCHY!!
ANARCHY!!
ANARCHY!!!!1!
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
WOULD YOU PLEASE ASK THE LADY WITH THE LOG TO SPEAK UP.
Submitted by SUCKANDFUCK on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 12:27pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 12:24pm.
GREAT INNIT??
---PERSONALLY, I'D LIKE TO PEG IT DOWN, KICK IT IN THE OCTOSNATCH WITH MY HOCKEY GOALKEEPER'S BOOTS. BITCH HAS MY RILE!
Submitted by sugar free on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 12:28pm.
OH FUCK..WHATEVER IT'S TOO LATE TO EXPLAIN...JUST IGNORE
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DON'T EXPLAIN SHIT I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE SAME SHIT NO ONE EVEN WANTS TO PM ME THEIR FUCKING NUDES BECAUSE THEY'RE SCARED TO GET NAKED I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW THEY DARE MAKE BABIES.
CARROT TIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ♥♥♥♥♥
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
@S&F
THX BUT WAS REFERRING TO YOUR COMMENT ON GETTING FUCKED BY EVERYONE AT THE SAME TIME. SINCE I'M A NEW DLstr, THOUGHT I'D STEP ASIDE AND LET THE OTHERS HAVE THEIR WAY WITH YOU..
OH FUCK..WHATEVER IT'S TOO LATE TO EXPLAIN...JUST IGNORE
*having allergic reaction to caps*
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cuz this is thriller, thriller night and I can thrill you
more than any ghost would dare to try ~mj
Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 12:24pm.
GREAT INNIT??
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HOLY SHIT AWESOME
YUM KEVIN'S BALLS AND HIS SOCKS SLOTS SMELLED LIKE TACO SAUCE WOW! OK SO YALL CANT STOP THE STROLLER FROM GOING TO THE BATTERY STORE SO MAKE SURE THERES NO FAT MOM JEANS TALKING BAD IN THESE LOWER CHATS! BRITS COMING BACK YALL AND IM SO MAD NOW GOING TO CALL COUNTY!
Submitted by Raul Duke on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 12:03pm.
DON'T DO IT! THAT PIC IS A DLISTED ICON!
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NO DEAR THAT'S AN AV-A-TAR.
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
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HI DQ, YOU SESSY SESSY MAMA!
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Team Enthusiastic Wizard Broomstick Meets Thrusthole!
Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 12:24pm.
ABSOLUTELY FUCKING PERFECT. HE LOOKS LIKE HE'S DANCING AROUND ABOUT TO GIVE HER A ONE-TWO COMBO.
LOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUDDDD NOIIISSEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS!
I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOOOOOOOOUT!
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Team Enthusiastic Wizard Broomstick Meets Thrusthole!
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 12:23pm.
GORDON COLE APPROVES!
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TITS THANK YOU. GORDON COLE IS A MOTHERFUCKING CAPS LOCK KEY.
♥♥♥LCT♥♥♥ LONG TIME NO SEE!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
OKAY YA'LL JUST STOP! SHE DID MAKE THE BOOT MOVES AND FUZZYSLIPPERS SMELLED KEVIN'S BALL IN THE TOILET AND SAT ON THE BED MAKING WITCH EYES WITH GREEN BEANS AND TENNISCANS AND THE FLASHPOINT!
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Team Enthusiastic Wizard Broomstick Meets Thrusthole!
Submitted by Better Off Dead on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 12:18pm.
SANDBITCH -
IS YOUR AVIE OCTOMOM GETTING BITCHSLAPPED?
YES! YES FUCKING YES! THE *CELIBATE* EX STRIPPER GETTING BITCHSLAPPED BY ONE OF HER FOURTEEN STARBUCKER JIZZLETS.
GREAT INNIT??
OKAY WOW LOVECARROTTOP YALL NEED TO STOP COPYING MY CHATS IN THESE LOWER CHATS! WOW DID I TELL YALL ABOUT THE TIME I HAD A BLACK ASS TAX BEHIND ME AND THE FROGS TALK WAS IN THE BATHROOM TRIED TO GO IN BUT THE HANDLE SCREAM EYES! WITCHES EYES IN THE KNOB AND ZOO NOISES IN THE CLOSET I GUESS YOUR DAD DOES GOOD BUTTSEX IN THE DARK! GOD!
GORDON COLE APPROVES!
Gordon: HOLY SMOKES! WHO IS THAT?
Cooper: Shelley Johnson.
(Gordon motions he didn't hear)
Cooper: SHELLEY JOHNSON.
Gordon: WHAT A BEAUTY! KINDA REMINDS ME OF THE STATUE, THE BABE WITHOUT THE ARMS.
Cooper: Venus de Milo.
Gordon: THE NAME WAS MILO, BUT THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT. THAT'S THE KINDA GIRL THAT MAKES YOU WISH YOU SPOKE A LITTLE FRENCH. 'SCUSE ME COOP WHILE I TRY MY HAND AT A LITTLE COUNTER-ESPARANTO.
Cooper: Good Luck, Gordon.
Gordon: HELLO. I WAS WONDERING IF I MIGHT TROUBLE YOU FOR A CUP OF STRONG BLACK COFFEE AND IN THE PROCESS ENGAGE YOU WITH AN ANECDOTE OF NO SMALL AMUSEMENT. THE NAME IS GORDON COLE AND I COULDN'T HELP BUT NOTICE YOU FROM THE BOOTH. AND...WELL, SEEING YOUR BEAUTY NOW I FEEL AS THOUGH MY STOMACH IS FILLED WITH A TEAM OF BUMBLEBEES.
Shelley: You don't have to shout. I can hear you.
Gordon: I HEARD THAT. I, I HEARD THAT.
Shelley: Um, do you want anything else besides coffee?
Gordon: I HEARD YOU PERFECTLY!
Shelley: And I can hear you, honest.
Gordon: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. You don't understand Miss. Do you see this? For twenty years I've been asking people to please speak up, but for some weird reason I can hear you clear as a bell. Say something else.
Shelley: Um, um, do you want pie with your coffee?
Gordon: Good Lord I can hear you perfectly. This is like some sort of miracle. A...a phenomenon.
Log Lady: What's wrong with miracles?
Gordon: WHAT'S THAT?
Log Lady: This cherry pie is a miracle.
Gordon: WOULD YOU PLEASE ASK THE LADY WITH THE LOG TO SPEAK UP.
Shelley: Um, the pie, she was talking about the cherry pie.
Gordon: I heard you again. I heard you again.
Shelley: Would you like some pie?
Gordon: MASSIVE, MASSIVE QUANTITIES AND A GLASS OF WATER, SWEETHEART. MY SOCKS ARE ON FIRE.
Shelley: Do you want some more pie? A whole pie?
Gordon: YES I WOULD MISS JOHNSON. AND A PIECE OF PAPER AND A PENCIL. I PLAN ON WRITTING AN EPIC POEM ABOUT THIS GORGEOUS PIE.
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
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Submitted by sugar free on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 12:18pm.
@S&F
IT SHOULD BE ON A SENIORITY LEVEL...I'M ONLY A NEWBIE
*goes to back of the line*
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WHAT WHO GIVES A SHIT IF SOMEONE TALKS SHIT TO YOU TELL THEM THEY'RE A DIRTY CUNT AND THAT THEY'RE BETTER OFF DEAD.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 12:19pm.
OKAY IT REALLY DOES FIGURE I AM IN THIS CHAT AGAIN FIGURES Y'ALL IN THIS CHAT AGAIN REALLY DOES FIGURE WOW! OKAY FIRST OF ALL THERE IS A CHANCE HERE WHEN COURTS DO MAKE HER YOU KNOW HELLO! ALSO NOT TO MENTION ANOTHER THING ARE NEW TIMES SHE IS BACK BETTER WAYS MAYBE VIDEOS AND SONGS SUCH AS TAX!! OKAY AND ALSO WHEN COURT TIMES STOP MAYBE NEW DATES AND HE DOES KNOW COPS MAYBE EYES HELLO! OKAY ANOTHER THING NOT MENTION AND AGAIN ARE MINUTES OR CAMERA TIMES YOU KNOW OR DANCES MAYBE WATCH THE VIDEO THE BOOT BROKE ON CNN TUBE SO CHANCE HER WOW! AND NOT EVEN MENTION NEW STYLE OR NO WIGS EYES DO SHOW WHEN HER SLOT TALKS OR SOCK STOPS!! OKAY WOW CAN NOT EVEN BELIEVE CAUSE STOP HER WHEN MOMS ARE HERE OR MAYBE EVEN STACK ON SLUT STACKS PROBABLY AND CHOCOLATE DRINKS DON'T MEAN TOILET TIME GOD!
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YES
Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 12:13pm.
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OKAY IT REALLY DOES FIGURE I AM IN THIS CHAT AGAIN FIGURES Y'ALL IN THIS CHAT AGAIN REALLY DOES FIGURE WOW! OKAY FIRST OF ALL THERE IS A CHANCE HERE WHEN COURTS DO MAKE HER YOU KNOW HELLO! ALSO NOT TO MENTION ANOTHER THING ARE NEW TIMES SHE IS BACK BETTER WAYS MAYBE VIDEOS AND SONGS SUCH AS TAX!! OKAY AND ALSO WHEN COURT TIMES STOP MAYBE NEW DATES AND HE DOES KNOW COPS MAYBE EYES HELLO! OKAY ANOTHER THING NOT MENTION AND AGAIN ARE MINUTES OR CAMERA TIMES YOU KNOW OR DANCES MAYBE WATCH THE VIDEO THE BOOT BROKE ON CNN TUBE SO CHANCE HER WOW! AND NOT EVEN MENTION NEW STYLE OR NO WIGS EYES DO SHOW WHEN HER SLOT TALKS OR SOCK STOPS!! OKAY WOW CAN NOT EVEN BELIEVE CAUSE STOP HER WHEN MOMS ARE HERE OR MAYBE EVEN STACK ON SLUT STACKS PROBABLY AND CHOCOLATE DRINKS DON'T MEAN TOILET TIME GOD!
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Team Enthusiastic Wizard Broomstick Meets Thrusthole!
Why are you all yelling at me?
Twitter: @RaulSez
@S&F
IT SHOULD BE ON A SENIORITY LEVEL...I'M ONLY A NEWBIE
*goes to back of the line*
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cuz this is thriller, thriller night and I can thrill you
more than any ghost would dare to try ~mj
SANDBITCH -
IS YOUR AVIE OCTOMOM GETTING BITCHSLAPPED?
OH GOD I WISH YOU COULD ALL FUCK ME AT THE SAME TIME BUT I ONLY HAVE A FEW HOLES. WE'LL HAVE TO GET CREATIVE.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 12:12pm.
Submitted by Plecostomus on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 12:13pm.
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INDEED.
SUCK AND FUCK:
PLEASE DO NOT KILL YOUR AVIE...IT MAKES ME HAPPY WHEN I AM SAD.....
M.E. DON'T LEAVE US!!!
AND NOW - A VERSE FROM "JESUS CHRIST, SUPERSTAR", IN HONOR OF CAP-LOCK DAY:
"WHY WASTE YOUR BREATH, MOANING AT THE CROWD??? NOTHING CAN BE DONE TO STOP THE SHOUTING....IF EVERY TONGUE WERE STILLED THE SOUND WOULD STILL CONTINUE...THE ROCKS AND STONES THEMSELVES - WOULD START TO SINGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!"
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 12:12pm.
THE TOPIC APPEARS TO BE CAPS LOCK, THEREFORE IT IS EASY TO FALL IN LINE WITH THE SUBJECT SINCE ALL OF MY WORDS CONTAIN THE THEME OF CAPS LOCK. ALSO, COCKS.
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WHERE DA COCKS AT?