Friday, October 23rd 2009

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For October 22nd!

Lucite: Making holes more accessible since 1972. - freebird

Runners-up:

"Nope, my tits aren't here, either." - Sweetas

That is not what the director meant when he asked if you could do ass to mouth. - ghettoprincess

(Thanks Ryan)

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Sweetas's picture

Congrats freebird and ghettoprincess!! I feckin cracked up when I read those yesterday - well deserved!

MAH HOOKAHS!!! ♥♥♥ *motorboats you all*

MK fo life!

NoAnjl's picture

Congrats freebird - good one!!!

Congrats ghettoprincess and my special lovebug SWEETAS. xo Nice job dudes!
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JABIFFHOOPSXOXOXO

urmomma's picture

Nice job everyone!

xoxoxoxo
hugs y'all.

This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.

WOOOTYHOO! YAY! Thanks MK! Thanks hookers! I♥U! Congrats Sweetas & ghettoprincess!

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Plecostomus's picture

FREEEEEEEEEEEBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRDDD!!!

Congrats, ya funny ho! And congrats too to Sweetas and ghettoprincess! That was a fun pic!

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Bottom-feeder.

Raul Duke's picture

Congrats Freebird , Sweetas and ghettoprincess ! GP...ATM... Raul thinks your one hot slut too!************************************************************************************* "Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand!" Homer J. Simpson

DeeDee's picture

♥♥Sweetas♥♥ & ♥♥FreeBee♥♥ Two hookah who make me laugh everyday! And congrats. ghettoprincess, too!

≈~≈~≈~≈~≈~≈~≈~≈~≈
Dear God

snowpiece's picture

Freeeeeeee sweeeeeetasssssss GP!!!
Lubz mah hoes !!!

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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown

suckandfuck's picture

Congrats dirty douches!

starfishing's picture

Submitted by Totally Tubular on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 12:56am.

This amazing rare footage shows that Victoria Beckham can, in fact, pull her head out of her ass.
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LMAO

STILL can't find those breasts.

AXE's picture

It's kind of creepy the way Hef makes one of his girlfriends take a "time out".

gossipHo's picture

...and for my next trick, I will kiss my own ass!

Baby got... Ack!

This amazing rare footage shows that Victoria Beckham can, in fact, pull her head out of her ass.

Get a life's picture

Twisted Sister's new chair line was a great success! They deiscovered that there was a flaw in the design tho when all the chairs were returned broken. Sadly they had to discontinue the line.

Shauna Sand has JUST realised she needs no man for her next xxx show.

Shauna Sand has JUST realised she needs no man for her next xxx show.

"As children, we used to play 'Smell My Finger'. This is SO much more dignified".

somanema's picture

Fishsticks Paltrow searches far and wide for new GOOP recipes

somanema's picture

Demi Moore has never gone under the knife - she just ingests an entire live virgin, then gives birth to herself. It's a Kabbalah thing.

somanema's picture

The Empress of Lucite makes an audition tape for the new Matrix sequel: The Laytrix

This is the last time i get the economy-package mail order bride from Ebay

Euromutt's picture

I bet she can't do that in flats ....

Euromutt's picture

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Gentlemen? .... Here?!? ....
*falls about laughing*

k.dizz's picture

The Auction of the Century just got better: One lucky bidder will win a performance by Shauna's youngest daughter at their next bar mitzvah or family reunion.

Wil In Minneapolis's picture

FINALLY! Proof Vadge's head is heading up her ass!

Now I know why the Queen of Lucite has a sex video!

angel_i's picture

Hef is really excited about his new girlfriend chair.

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"Dear old people who run the world:
My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.
"Watch your language, moron!" ~ Homer Simpson.

Angelina assumes the position for the next wonderchild's conception.

Sugaroo's picture

Since her shitty leggings aren't selling, Lindsay Lohan takes her clothing line in a whole new direction by introducing a full body condom. Not only can you be a skank by wearing one, you can look the part as well.

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Moo!

AlanArmontie's picture

Finally Kate Beckinsale got her head out of her ass.

atlantapug's picture

You think that's impressive? You should see what Kanye can do with his ego.

AXE's picture

Sadly, despite posting a picture of herself, Maria's craiglist posting in "w4mm" failed to attract two guys who could figure out which positions they would have to get in.

AXE's picture

She would bend over backwards to win the Shauna Sands' lucite heels auction on ebay.

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Looks like Aniston still has a few tricks up her sleeve, take that Angelina!

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nachomama's picture

I think my contact landed right..about...here.

nachomama's picture

The Empress of Rubber has thrown down the gauntlet to the Empress of Lucite.

suze's picture

High Art entitled *Pliant rubber encased whore with lucite*

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

Nice to see that in the wake of makeovers for Rainbow Brite and Dora the Explorer that Gumby wasn't left out.

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Uvula/vulva.....hell, it's all pink on the inside anyway. - Sweet Babu

BluMunster's picture

When Betty found out she won the auction for Shauna Sand's Lucite heels she totally flipped!

Aeon Fux

This gives a whole new meaning to, "My Neck, My Back, My Pussy and My Crack!"

Andraya's picture

That's right bitches. I'm Shauna Sand, I can lick my own no-no hole. And yes, it is also made of lucite. Suck it, haters.

angel_i's picture

Submitted by pixiebdg on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 6:35pm.

All eyes on me in the center of the ring just like a circus

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Don't stand there watching me, follow me, show me what you can do!

Godney Damn you for making me say that.

♥ Threadkilla!
"Dear old people who run the world:
My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.
"Watch your language, moron!" ~ Homer Simpson.