Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
Which dancing hunk would rather be doing the mambo with a guy? Though publicly straight, he’s been carrying on an affair with a man for years, and he intends to keep it secret. (Star Magazine via Blind Gossip)
My nipples are praying this is Maksim, but I'm thinking the only dude he likes to get with is himself...in front of a three-way mirror. Therefore, I'll guess the obvious choice: the dancing Ken Doll most popularly known as Derek Hough?
Which C/D list reality star got so drunk at a recent event that when she had a one night stand with a friend of our source, she wet the bed? Not Kristin Cavallari. (BuzzFoto)
The pissibilities are endless. Holly Montag? Kim Zolciak's wig? Zoila from Flipping Out? Or every single one of the uber skanks on Rock of Love Bus?
This fun-loving actress on a hit television comedy won't be laughing over this item. Her husband, to whom she has been married for several years, has been having himself a little sum sum on the side. Even worse, the other woman in this case is another television actress who happens to be one of her friends. Even more interesting is the fact that the two actresses have such a similar look that they could probably pass for sisters. But there certainly won't be any love in this family when our actress finds out what her husband is doing and with whom he is doing it. (Blind Gossip)
My guess is Julie Bowen who is on Modern Family? And the dick-stealing friend Busy Philips or Elizabeth Banks or Derek Hough?
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I vote for Michael Flatley, the Lord of the Dance for #1.
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BOoooooooooooRING!!!! what a snoozefest M.K.!!! I would like to take up angel_i's sugestion though.....it's more hands on...well more no-no to no-no on!!! HEY NOW!!
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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 10/22/2009 - 9:58pm.
Let's play this differently this time.
Blind Items: I Fuck, You Fuck.
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I vote YES!
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"Escandalo! Okay, I'm totally making shit up." ~ M.K. 08/31/09
#2 is Ms Possum Head Kate G!
Let's play this differently this time.
Blind Items: I Fuck, You Fuck.
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"Dear old people who run the world:
My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.
"Watch your language, moron!" ~ Homer Simpson.
#1 is Derek Hough; he's terrified of being excommunicated by the gay-hating Mormons. (Visit www.mormonproposition.com to see just how they financed Prop 8!)
I don't know if #3 is Mo'Nique, but I thought of her because that she and that squirrelly husband of hers like to brag about having an open marriage.
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Mine too Centaurious! Hmmm.
@Mizro:Could #3 be "Old Christine"?
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That was my absolute, 100% first thought, but she and her hubby have been married since college, 25 years or something like that...
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
Blind items drive me nuts. Just come out with it already!
#3 confuses me...i didn't think there were any hit TV commedies anymore.
#1 is Hugh Jackman...you're all just assuming the item is referring to dancing with the hasbeens.
Could #3 be "Old Christine"?
I hate to guess this because I love Alyson Hannigan but... her and January Jones? JJ played Aly's sister in American Wedding...
1 - Derek Hough - I always kind of figured he was gay.
2 - Holly Montag or Stephanie Pratt...they are both kind of alcoholic cheap hookers.
3 - I don't know why but the second I started reading that last one my brain was just screaming Courtney Cox. I don't know who it could be though - I think Demi Moore looks like her, maybe it is her - her and Ashton look like they are having trouble.
~~*I have a gift for enraging people, but if I ever bore you it will be with a knife.*~~
Gee, it's great to read that so many women are fucking around on hubbies and on boyfriends. I didn't think that all those men were poking just a few women. As for Megan ... she is a real cougar. Bet she is a better fuck than Tina Fey.
1. Mark Ballas
2. Lo Bosworth
3. Marcia Cross/Dana Delaney
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
#3 is way off. Julie Bowen is quite pretty....Busy Phillips just looks dirty.
Not so much like she'd SELL you meth....but like she has a good friend who would.
1. What if it wasn't one of the DWTS dudes, but maybe someone who was on it? Mario Lopez?
2. Audrina?
3. Tina Fey and ? The husband doesn't seem to be an actor, so that's why I thought of her.
This is blind item list is pathetic: reality stars and a one night stand with a friend of a no name source? Scraping the bottom of the barrel for bottom feeders? I'd rather dissect my dog's shit than try and figure this out.
I was thinking Derek isn't old enough (24) to have been involved with one man for years, but then I remembered he lived with Mark Ballas' family for years growing up. So maybe he and Mark have more going on than just dancing and the band. Whether he's the blind item or not, he sure can make his DWTS partners look good!
Maks is such a commanding force on the dance floor that I forget to pay attention to the partner!
For the last one - I hope it's Courtney Cox, but I am not sure Cougar is a hit.
#2 is Definately the Brat Pratt.
#1 .. Donny Osmond
#3 one of the Desperates?
The only celebrity you mentioned in that whole piece that I've ever heard of was Kim Zolciak's wig.
Sugar Free....I need you to be totally wrong about Tina Fey! Sadly, that seems like the answer. I love me some Tina Fey. How can we find out?
I guess that Alyson Hannigan's husband cheated on her with Sarah Michelle Gellar.
I hope it's Maksim and his big, thick sea cucumber!
1) definitely Derek
2) Kim Kardashian is too obvious....New York?
3) Tina Fey (cheated on) & Megan Mullally (cheating with)
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cuz this is thriller, thriller night and I can thrill you
more than any ghost would dare to try ~mj
I'm with S&F & MK MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMaksim can get the horizontal mambo wheever he likes!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Derek Hough's even more precious than Princess Zach.
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Bottom-feeder.
Hello, if Derek is the one on the right he looks like a total power bottom.
Mark makes me tingle in the nether region.
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A gay dancer? Totally unheard--of course he has to keep it a secret!
I think #2 is Stephanie Pratt
MAKSIMMMMMMM!!!! But yeah its probably the blonde guy. Who would think he is straight anyway?