David Cross Once Did Coke Near The President
There's a perfectly good reason for why David Cross looks like he has a chronic case of the Lohans in the picture above (with his girlfriend Amber Tamblyn). That's because his nostrils might have just skied down the cokey mountain. In an interview with Newser, Tobias from Arrested Development says that he was dared to snort a line of the white stuff at the White House Correspondents Dinner (which was not held in the White House, unfortunately). David took the dare even though President Obama was only a few skips away. Why so hardcore, David?
David said, “It’s crazy and there’s security, Secret Service is standing there. I’ve got photos of all this. … I’m there and the president is right here and with all these people at the table. Maybe 40 feet from the president of the United States!”
And right after David finished off his line, Dubya popped up from under the table just to "say hi."
UPDATE: And here's the e-mail where David Cross announces that he conquered the dare.
(Thanks Joe)
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Amber's with David? Wow!
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'Submitted by WWJDFAKB on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 12:26pm
Cocaine has never done anything for me, I don't see what's so great about it, other than dancing in a nightclub, but even that isn't anything special...am I the only person on earth who thinks that way?'
Yes you are the only person in the world who thinks like that....
I havent touched blow in over 11 years but its a freaking fantastic drug and all I can say is your supply must have been crap....
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Trash
What an immature douchebag. And talk about disrespect....
Amber should be so proud. How damaged are you that HE looks like a good choice??
I love David Cross more than anything, but what a stupid story. Moron.
And I had no idea he had broken up with his old girlfriend & was dating Amber Tamblyn! Weeeeeeird.
Who the fuck is David Cross? I only know a Crosby Sills and Nash...and he damm near looks like he comes from that era! What on earth is a pretty young thing like Amber Tamblyn doing with this loser creep looking troll?!
@stakespike:She's his girlfriend. He isn't married. Maybe he's wearing it as a sign of fidelity.
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Fidelity to her or to coke?! Why is she dating a cueball, hoovering, funeral director anyway?
(Thanks for the correction:)
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
Wow why is this young thing going for him? I bet he makes her laugh or some shit like that...the dude's a total DORK!
"Is lame fish related to Gay Fish at all, because that would answer many of life's greatest douche mysteries." - MK
Submitted by Centaurious on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 2:01pm
She's his girlfriend. He isn't married. Maybe he's wearing it as a sign of fidelity.
Stupid. Just plain stoopid.
Wow. You are just so COOL, David.
I'm blown away.
Amber isn't his girlfriend. He's wearing a wedding ring.
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
Submitted by WWJDFAKB on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 12:26pm
You're not the only one.
Seriously, WHAT is Amber Tamblyn doing with this guy?! I honestly respect her work as an actress and always thought she seemed pretty down-to-earth and level-headed, especially given the fact that she could have become a spoiled H-wood princess. Now I question her judgment. It doesn't seem like a daddy complex, because from all accounts she's really close with her father. Soooo....What the F?!
The only funny thing he ever did was Mr. Show and that was due to the writing.
He looks like a child toucher.
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I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
Cocaine has never done anything for me, I don't see what's so great about it, other than dancing in a nightclub, but even that isn't anything special...am I the only person on earth who thinks that way?
David Cross comes off as a major asshole, he's not even that funny.
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I don't know who he is but he's old, bald, and age-spotted and has apparently never grown up. I don't think using illegal drugs at age 60 is anything to brag about. Why is he wearing a wedding ring yet the girl standing next to him looks like she could be his daughter? I suspect he's her drug supplier which sort of explains why she is even with him to begin with.
Have known this guy for years in LA. He's been trolling around begging for fame and now he's about as famous as his dick is big.
Once a douchebag, always a douchebag.
Douche
I am fine with kids in their 20's experimenting with drugs, but when you are his age it is just immature and pathetic. Obviously, Baldboy has issues.
If they ever do a Bert and Ernie live action movie, David Cross is a dead ringer for Bert.
First off photographic proof of your stupidity is just that stupid.
And second David Cross is how old? Isn't it time to grow up? I can see why he has the 20 year old girlfriend (and the chick from traveling pants no less).
Oh, what a role model and upstanding citizen of the United States. I've heard only crap about this guy and shame on you Amber for staying with someone like that. Wait.... is she the same as him if she stays with him? Trash heap to both. When I read stuff like this it makes me wonder why people spend so much time talking about Lindsay Lohan when it seems EVERYONE in Hollywood is doing just as bad damage to themselves.
She's the scag super slut from hell, so no, she can't do much better. She looks very sweet and innocent but I've had the displeasure of actually knowing her and she's the most selfish, uppity, holier-than-thou bitch that I ever knew. And it wouldn't surprise me to hear she did the coke with this asshole, she was/is a huge druggie.
This guy has really got me soaked!
*see siggy*
Douche.
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Amber will always be General Hospital chick to me.
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Can you keep it about the sex board or shut the fuck up?!
madonnabeso on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 11:53pm
OMG, what's Amber Tamblyn doing with this guy? Great actor, but he's gotta be at least 20yrs older than her. I guess it's to be expected when you call your daughter Amber.
Submitted by dementa on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 10:36am.
That said, WTF IS UP WITH TAMBLYN? She looks like she's dating a life-force vampire.
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This, so bloody much.
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I have to hum and close my eyes to stop myself reading about how douchey this guy tends to be in real life, because all I know is that he is Tobias Funke which is comedy perfection and I don't want that tainted.
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It makes me die a little inside when decent looking girls wind up with men like that.
Thanks. Reminded me of some kids I grew up with. You can only listen to so much bragging about what was used, how much of it, where and when before it gets really tiresome. Riding a school bus you have to hear a lot of blowhards talking shit whether you want to or not.
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Submitted by Tristram on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 10:47am.
Submitted by P.T.Bull on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 10:44am.
Typical dope fiend shit
You just said all that needs saying.
Wow, how punk rock. Dumbass.
you know, he's really funny and talented, but what a complete idiot. is he 16 or something?
Submitted by P.T.Bull on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 10:44am.
Typical dope fiend shit
You just said all that needs saying.
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I would give him props if he had done meth by the president. Coke is for pussies!
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I think SB is onto something here.
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Submitted by Stock Broker on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 10:19am....
MK...you need to start having a "DOUCHE OF THE DAY" post.
Typical dope fiend shit: "My use of drugs is an achievement worthy of bragging about."
I consider a dog licking its balls an equally noteworthy achievement--and you don't hear them bragging about it. I say legalize it, but that doesn't transform an act of consumption into an accomplishment.
Needless to say, dude is a boorish guest and will find his invitations limited accordingly.
It's got to be a goof. "Mr. Show", anyone?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
do not like him. Not funny. mean spirited and rude. Not even remotely hot.
Amber can do 1000x better than this a-hole.
OK, I just have to say to the people who say he is a "drug abuser" because he had one line of coke. Would you consider someone who takes a glass of wine a "drug abuser"? Because they are really not that different.
Obama probably asked for some. He's a celebrity after all, and they do coke.
That said, WTF IS UP WITH TAMBLYN? She looks like she's dating a life-force vampire.
Big deal! Obama was probably smoking crack that very same night & then probably got a bj from some dude. That is Obama's hobby.
Seriously? Was this at your tea party where your GI Joe dolls played Secret Service men? And your Ken doll played yourself?
What an asshat. He just won "Douche of the Day" Dlisted award.
MK...you need to start having a "DOUCHE OF THE DAY" post.
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Submitted by Raul Duke on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 8:54am.
President. They explained
that "Walking Eagle" is the name given to a bird so full of shit it
can no longer fly.
LMAO.. I am crying..
Oh good stuff Raul, good stuff.
Nice going loser.
the right wing is going to have a field day with this one, just as we are on the verge of getting 44 million Americans some health care.
Cocaine and cokeheads suck out loud and are selfish thoughtless people.
"You ARE a whore,darlin"- Cristal Conners, Showgirls
I hate, hate, HATE David Cross. He's not funny, his political commentary is just boring and not very original, and he's creepy looking. Now he's a cradle-robber and disrespectful drug abuser to boot. What a winner!
Ew. So, does that make you cool? Asshole.
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Whatever David, whatever.
WHAT is Tamblyn doing with this guy? Is it for the drugs? PFFFT.
Bald-headed bastard is way too old for her.
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