David Cross Once Did Coke Near The President
There's a perfectly good reason for why David Cross looks like he has a chronic case of the Lohans in the picture above (with his girlfriend Amber Tamblyn). That's because his nostrils might have just skied down the cokey mountain. In an interview with Newser, Tobias from Arrested Development says that he was dared to snort a line of the white stuff at the White House Correspondents Dinner (which was not held in the White House, unfortunately). David took the dare even though President Obama was only a few skips away. Why so hardcore, David?
David said, “It’s crazy and there’s security, Secret Service is standing there. I’ve got photos of all this. … I’m there and the president is right here and with all these people at the table. Maybe 40 feet from the president of the United States!”
And right after David finished off his line, Dubya popped up from under the table just to "say hi."
UPDATE: And here's the e-mail where David Cross announces that he conquered the dare.