Patricia Heaton Needs a Major Dick Slapping

Patricia Heaton is a major piece of trash. She won't shut her mouth and keep her place as a sitcom joke. Instead, she mouths off on all subects, because she thinks she actually has something to give to this world. Well, mother of 4 Patricia said that she checks her son's emails all the time and constantly check up on them to see what they are doing.

Patricia said her oldest son, Sam, 13, isn't interested in girls because of her, "I think he is and the only way I know this is because I check his emails. When he goes to sleep I get his cell phone and check his text messages."

"They don't talk to me about anything. They're boys. 'How was school?' 'Fine.' 'What happened?' 'Nothing. And then a parent will call and say, 'Did you hear about the stabbing on the playground?' And I'm like, 'Why didn't you tell me about the stabbing on the playground?'"

Stabbing at the playground? What kind of ghetto school do they go to? Has Patricia ever thought maybe her son doesn't like girls, because he likes dudes! That would crush her world, because she's a known fag hater! She better watch out, because her sons may lose it one day and pull a Menendez on her ass!!

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