Our Homewrecking Hero Makes Her Broadway Debut
The wives of NYC got to breathe a sigh of relief for a few hours last night while Sienna Miller was busy doing acting stuff . Sienna gave her snatchin' snatch the night off from stealing wedding bands to make her Broadway debut in After Miss Julie. The reviews are out and not everyone is jizzing words of praise for Sienna's acting skills. Basically, most of the reviews go a little something like this: "Blah sucks blah wooden blah boring blah....but she's hot."
Here's some of the reviews courtesy of The Daily Mail, People and Broadway World:
The New York Times: "If Julie is written as clashing chords of conflicted impulses, Ms Miller plays them like a novice at a piano, plunking down each note loudly and individually."
The Associated Press: "Sienna Miller looks sensational: blonde hair done up in a quintessential 1940s 'do, her trim figure wrapped in a pert floral print dress that shows off her great legs. The very model of a seducer awaiting to commence seduction … And there is a relentless quality to Sienna Miller's performance, not terribly subtle or vulnerable, but compelling in its obsessiveness."
The dude from the WSJ better book a motel room for tonight, because when he gets home, he's going to find that his house is now just a pile of dust and rubble. Sienna Miller's wrecking ball vagina will strike AGAIN!
Here's Sienna, Jonny Lee Miller and Marin Ireland at the premiere last night. Fun fact: Sienna's body isn't used to wearing clothes, so when it's covered with a dress for longer than a few minutes, it emotes a skank fume from its pores. That explains why her dress looks like it was eaten by Paris Hilton's crotch crabs.
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This is one of the ugliest dresses I've ever seen. Whoever thought of this piece of shit?
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She really is very cute. Probably a total asshole, but who isn't?
The very model of a seducer awaiting to commence seduction …
Whoreienna just doing her thing.
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Can she not walk in those shoes or something? She looks weird in those pictures.
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You know, maybe if you ate more comfort food, you wouldn't have to go around shooting people.
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Those are some chicken legs if i've seen ones..actually thats not true Angie Hos legs are a lot worse.
"I don't go to your job and knock the dicks out of your mouth!"
- Kathy Griffin
Her dress looks like a bunch of cats used it for a good long scratch.
that dress! it looks like something oscar the grouch would wear (if he were a drag queen).
Here is who made her gold dress http://outfitidentifier.com/?cat=904
holySHIT thought this was some 50-something ho -- yeah, blowing limp pussywhipped cock'll do that to ya
What the fug???
Coma Caca!!
If you're going to be wearing a dress that short, the least you can do is try not to spread your legs so far apart. Just saying. It makes her look really manly. I know she can't help it.
I just looked at the Balmain site...ripped up clothes for high price. If I'm paying that much for an outfit I want to at least look like I *tried*.
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The internet, where the men are real men,
the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.
i want her balmain dress!!
that whole balmain collection is sexxxy..LOVE!
i hope she had to give it back.. dirty slut doesnt deserve to have it hanging in her closet...
Why does ScarJo get all the vitriol? IMO, THIS is the slutty, overrated blond everyone should hate! At least Scarlett doesn't break up families
Stock Broker, may very well be. I think her fellatio and swallow skills are highly developed. She's in demand! ha.
Why hello, Jane, nice of you to come out of the Jungle.
LOL! It looks like somebody's wife finally got a hold of her! Haha!
♥ Threadkilla!
"Dear old people who run the world:
My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.
"Watch your language, moron!" ~ Homer Simpson.
Silent Witness ~ she keeps getting hired 'cause she's an easy lay and cheaper than producers hiring a hooker.
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
WTF...that dress probably used to be sleek, lovely, and jet black before it met its demise on her closet floor.
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The internet, where the men are real men,
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$27,000.00 for the dress? Yikes.
Sienna cuts a ridiculous figure - why do producers employ her? Another mystery.
Depending on what she's trolling for, I would think that boyish body would benefit from more rather than less clothing.
whatever happened to that poster Sienna Miller, she was funny!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
"Hey buddies! Why are you wasting time here? All rich&beautiful people are waiting for you at ukwealthymen.com. Let them find you!"
Because Snatchienna already had sex with them all.
Bird legs. She is one of those baggy tittied, skinny chicks with no muscle tone. She looks like she might step in a coke bottle and break one of those matchsticks.
THAT'S a Balmain?!?! Did they hire LiLo as their "creative consultant" too?
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Bottom-feeder.
I am sorry but her legs aren't nice.
they are too short, too skinny and bony...chicken legs if you ask me...the skin looks rough too.
she may have a trim figure but she lacks tone in the right places. what kind of model was she? she's too petite to work a catwalk.
It burrrrrrrns!!!! - Miss Coco Peru
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKNZICoKSdA
ick. nast. scrags, bitches!
I know! i'm glad that i can spread the hate even more...
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$27,000 for that shit that looks like she was attacked by mutant moths and hungry stray dogs????!!!!
I am in the wrong profession, I should start shredding lame garments and call myself a designer.
damn she has no ass
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
BALMAIN, BALMAIN....
THAT DRESS IS ALMOST $27,000 dollars... NO JOKE
http://www.luisaviaroma.com/landing.aspx?page=bif_balmain#lblMoreInfoTit...
that being said, what a stupid bitch...
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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...!
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO jack!
ahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
*crickets*
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And your friend.... your friend tried to make it with that cow... I wanna party with you cowboy.
*laughing* at comments!!
I'll be back - must do some work. *muah*
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 10:16am.
ahahhahaah with the chicken tetrazzini
where the hell are stoney and M.E. this am?
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I'm sure out volunteering their time to the needy.
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And your friend.... your friend tried to make it with that cow... I wanna party with you cowboy.
Wall Street Journal review is hilarious!
Right on!!!
Sluttyena Miller has not business acting except as a hood ornament on the casting couch.
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
Hey Sienna!
The Russian ice dancer wants her fucking costume back! Why'd you steal it, you talentless whore?
~Tiny Fists of Irken Fury!~
ahahhahaah with the chicken tetrazzini
where the hell are stoney and M.E. this am?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Please tell me she warbles "The Lady Is A Tramp."
♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀
Stars shining bright above you
Night breezes seem to whisper "I love you"
Birds singing in the sycamore tree
Dream a little dream of me
LMAO at snowglobe.... still?
chicken tetra chicken tetra chicken tetrazini!!!
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And your friend.... your friend tried to make it with that cow... I wanna party with you cowboy.
STILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL?????????!!!!
*MUAH*
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
jack daaaaaarling! so good to see you around these parts!
*MUAH*
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
I have always had a fondness for Johnny Lee - but wtf is up with the head???? He looks like he is being slowly inflated with a bicycle pump.
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 10:10am.
You must really miss him, you said it twice. LOL ;) TGIF gf! xo
jack daaaaaarling! so good to see you around these parts!
*MUAH*
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Snowy, you kill me! How can you hate musicals & love "Glee"?
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"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Johnny Lee Miller is quite pleasing on the eyes.
This dress looks like the shit I see crawing up the sides of Boston harbor....wait.....the shit in the harbor is more glittery.
Isn't this little disease's 15 minutes up yet?
"vaya con huevos mi amigos"