Open Post: Hosted By "Hangin' With Leo"
Everything you need to know about Leonardo DiCaprio is in this 2-minute long video of clips taken from a documentary from the olden days called Hangin' With Leo! Seriously, you learn all sorts of awesome facts about Leo like:
Leonardo was named after Leonardo da Vinci: One of the talking heads seems to think this means that his parents were really artistic. Personally, I think this means Leo's parents are future tellers, because they knew one of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles would be named Leonardo, and they wanted their son to be associated with greatness.
Leonardo loves doing karate kicks: See above comment.
Leonardo's childhood nickname was "Leonardo Retardo": Why do I think Leonardo's parents were the first ones to call him that?
Leonardo loves fast food AND quality lit-er-rature: DAMN! Leonardo Retardo is karate kicking through stereotypes!
Leonardo is part of "The Cat Pack," and they regularly stalk girls as they come out of night clubs early in the morning: It makes sense that they are called "The Cat Pack," because all the cats I know regularly hang out in front of bars to pick up stray pussy.
• 
A place someone who can treat you as a king or who can spoil you like a queen, this is the great place---Uniformedcupid.com ---!!!. It's dedicated for those military singles who are rich and successful to support and pamper military spouses who will treat you like a king and for women military admirers who are attractive and young to seek a generous benefactor to mentor and take care of you.
http://www.icfshop.com
Christmas is around the corner: And old customers can also enjoy the gifts sent by my company in a can also request to our company. Gifts lot,Buy more get the more。Only this site have this treatmentOur goal is "Best quality, Best reputation , Best services". Your satisfaction is our main pursue. You can find the best products from us, meeting your different needs.
http://www.icfshop.com/productlist.asp?id=s28 (JORDAN SHOES)
http://www.icfshop.com/productlist.asp?id=s1 (ED HARDY)
http://www.icfshop.com/productlist.asp?id=s11 (JEANS)
http://www.icfshop.com/productlist.asp?id=s6 (TSHIRTS)
New to Hong Kong : Winter Dress
---**** NHL Jersey Woman $ 40 ---**** NFL Jersey $ 35 --**** NBA Jersey $ 34 ---**** MLB Jersey $ 35 ---**** Jordan Six Ring_m $36 ---**** Air Yeezy_m $ 45 ---**** T-Shirt_m $ 25 ---**** Jacket_m $ 36 ---**** Hoody_m $ 50 ---****Manicure Set $ 20
HOT SELL Product Brand is below: Nike Air Jordan(1-25)/Jordan Six Ring/Jordan Fusion/Nike Shox/Air Max/AF1/Dunk: $32 Polo/Ed Hardy/Lacoste/Ca/A&F ……T-shirt:Coach /Gucci/Lv/Ed Hardy/D&G/Fendi ……Handbag:$35 Christian Louboutin/Lv/Ed Hardy/Gucci/Coach/Lacoste/ Timbland……True Religion/Coogi/Evisu/Ed Hardy/Prada ……Jeans:$30 New era/Gucci/Ed hardy ……cap : $13 Okely/Coach/D&G/Fendi/Gucci/Armani …sunglass:$15Nike shoes: 32$, True Religion jeans:30$, Ed Hardy, t-shirts:12$, NFL Jersey:20$,Boots UGG:50$
http://www.icfshop.com/productlist.asp?id=s65 (HANDBAGS)
http://www.icfshop.com/productlist.asp?id=s2 (Air_max_man)
http://www.icfshop.com/productlist.asp?id=s29 (Nike shox)
http://www.icfshop.com/productlist.asp?id=s6 (Polo tshirt)
Welcome to Shopping →→→ http://www.icfshop.com
I wish you a happy shopping
Okay, I was going through links on youtube listening to music and found Jefferson Starship's Nothings gonna stop us now or whatever its called. Anyway, I never really paid attention that movie Mannequin but I just now saw that Kim Catrall was in that movie! She looks so young!
karate kicks???
Sweet Babu:
Yes the Turkısh are a gorgeous and gracıous people and I fully ıntend to break open more than a few no-no-no holes, nalgas and other ınapproprıate orıfıces!
***************************************
http://www.myspace.com/triston
ask me how to subscribe for "Heaux Confessionals©", delivered to your inbox and other holes:
xadesmultimedia@gmail.com
'Nite all. And happy Hallowe'en (in case my shit get shuts off before then)!
www.peopleofwalmart.com
"I always laugh at him trying to play a tough guy. He's like 130 lbs and looks like he's 12. I could knock his ass out with a healthy sneeze. It's like when Willem Defoe played a tough guy in Clear and Present Danger. He's like, the 3rd toughest guy that blew Jake Gyllenhaal that week."
Best comment ever about wee Leo.
I always thought Leo looked like MJ's wet dream. He is so tinky and fey. He always dates those big macho manwich models with big feet and pecs. You know those fembots will do anything for a paycheck. That movie with him and that Titanic lady looked ridiculous. She has at least 50 pounds and 4 inches on him. It looked like she was making out with her son. Guh-roooosss!
@kokoskitten:he's scrawny, weasely, and shifty looking to me
___________________________-
He's also fat and not aging well. He's starting to bear a close personal resemblance to Andy Richter.
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
Submitted by kokoskitten on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 9:56pm.
Submitted by Centaurious on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 9:18pm.
@kokoskitten:i thought he was pretty good in growing pains
_________________
i loved growing pains when i was a kid and i probably had a crush on leo but i think i might have been 10...NEVER got the playboy thing or great actor thing AT ALL...he's scrawny, weasely, and shifty looking to me
***********************************************
I always laugh at him trying to play a tough guy. He's like 130 lbs and looks like he's 12. I could knock his ass out with a healthy sneeze. It's like when Willem Defoe played a tough guy in Clear and Present Danger. He's like, the 3rd toughest guy that blew Jake Gyllenhaal that week.
***********************************************
"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Centaurious on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 9:18pm.
@kokoskitten:i thought he was pretty good in growing pains
_________________
i loved growing pains when i was a kid and i probably had a crush on leo but i think i might have been 10...NEVER got the playboy thing or great actor thing AT ALL...he's scrawny, weasely, and shifty looking to me
that leo video is amazing
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 6:04pm.
... o.k.... i surrender... please make my world go away
...........
NEVER! It's a sweeter place with you in it, so I'll have to ask you instead to tolerate the shite! We need your fun lovin self too much, so you have no choice in the matter! No Choice!!
Always best wishes to you ♥
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
i love u,you love e. we r the good match -- zhang
@kokoskitten:i thought he was pretty good in growing pains
___________________________
I never could watch that show. Dr. Jason Seaver's afro scared the shit out of me.
He's actually not horrible, but completely mediocre.
Which has earned my contempt...
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
AND THE ANGELS SING
A-Rod
We meet, and the angels sing
The angels sing the sweetest song I ever heard
You speak, and the angels sing
Or am I breathing music into every word
Suddenly, the setting is strange
I can see water and moonlight beaming
Silver waves that break on some undiscovered shore - Then
Suddenly, I see it all change
Long winter nights with the candles gleaming
Through it all your face that I adore.
You smile, and the angels sing
And though it's just a gentle murmur at the start
We kiss, and the angels sing
And leave their music ringing in my heart.
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
Submitted by Centaurious on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 8:30pm.
Leo is so fucking annoying.
Maybe Scorcese has a major hard-on for him, but I don't think he's any great shakes as an actor.
_________________
i thought he was pretty good in growing pains
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSDeoO-j3G0
Coma Caca!!
Also, I was just at Macy's looking at handbags, and there was this giant, leather Michael Kors one that had enormous, brass letters on the front that said, "MK!"
Maybe MK is Michael Kors!
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
Leo is so fucking annoying.
Maybe Scorcese has a major hard-on for him, but I don't think he's any great shakes as an actor.
Barf that he used to pal around with golddiger Tobey Maguire, who backed up the Brink's truck when he married that hook-nosed hag...
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
oh my ...all day i thought it was saturday today and i was going to e-mail MK and tell him to take down the Friday date...it happens when you don't have a job...
ESE have you been drinking again?
"Cats and rabbits
Would reside in fancy little houses
And be dressed in shoes
And hats and trousers
In a world of my own
All the flowers
Would have very
Extra special powers
They would sit
And talk to me for hours
When I'm lonely
In a world of my own
There'd be new birds
Lots of nice and friendly
How-do'ya do birds
Everyone would have
A dozen blue birds
Within that world of my own
I could listen to a babbling brook
And hear a song that I could understand
I keep wishing it could be that way
Because my world would be a wonderland."
... o.k.... i surrender... please make my world go away
i can't do this tonight, but i just wanted to say... best wishes to you all.
-----------------------------
"You radiate cold shafts of broken glass.
You're nearly a good laugh,
Almost worth a quick grin..."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccjfSyO9ncM
M.E. ~ thanks for the Koko update! She's going to be one big pooch.
_______________________________________________
"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
@ M.E.
...............
You have an ENGLISH MASTIFF??? Those dogs are immense!
*makes note to always behave when around M.E.*
@ Smurf
.................
Just kidding.;-)
I adore black beans and rice myself and make it almost every week. And I also take digestive enzymes and don't have any problems.
Submitted by little_rascal on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 4:56pm.
@ M.E.
................
M.E.!!! Your Koko sounds great! My puppy's namy is Coco, believe it or not! I named her after Gabrielle "Coco" Chanel. What breed is your doggy?
***************************************************
My Koko is an English Masiff.
Submitted by little_rascal on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 5:11pm.
@ Smurf
.................
Uh oh..... Black beans + cauliflower = explosive
*moves 10 feet away from Smurf* ;-)
Is worth it, that's the best soup I had in a loong time and becasue of the magic pill is actually not that bad. :P
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
@ Smurf
.................
Uh oh..... Black beans + cauliflower = explosive
*moves 10 feet away from Smurf* ;-)
@ M.E.
................
M.E.!!! Your Koko sounds great! My puppy's namy is Coco, believe it or not! I named her after Gabrielle "Coco" Chanel. What breed is your doggy?
Days of Our Lives is the shit! EJ DiMera is my baby daddy! Brady is my baby daddy! I need more caffeine!
☻•☻•☻•☻•☻•☻•☻•☻•☻
You are my only girl but you're not my owner, girl.
I'm sick as a dog.. and I had Black beans and Couliflower soup (if you know what I mean), NOT a good day.
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 4:05pm.
Put yer damn tennis balls in tube socks away Dr. Death!
Hey thems softballs and Im on sabbatical tyvm... now TOUCH THEM. You know you want to .
smurfy - that's what I mean, it's 5pm ET and everbotty is going home, and it's only 2 here for us Pacific Coasters and we're ready to play.
Submitted by Morbidosity on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 3:59pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 3:50pm.
Am I sitting here talking to myself?
*looks at clock*
Yep. 2 o'clock...dead time in dlisted land.
-- * runs up to ME and flashes her * titties hit the floor* g'damn that hurt !
*************************************************
Put yer damn tennis balls in tube socks away Dr. Death!
Thank u much, MC Silly:)
♥ Threadkilla!
"Dear old people who run the world:
My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.
"Watch your language, moron!" ~ Homer Simpson.
♥♥♥Kisses and weed snacks to get you through the weekend, Angel!
☻•☻•☻•☻•☻•☻•☻•☻•☻
Now I must say more than ever things 'round here have changed, and I say Too Rah Loo Rah Too Rah Loo Rah Yaaaay. I could hum this tune forever.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 3:50pm.
Am I sitting here talking to myself?
*looks at clock*
Yep. 2 o'clock...dead time in dlisted land.
-- * runs up to ME and flashes her * titties hit the floor* g'damn that hurt !
@MC: That's awesome! I TOTALLY know what you're talking about. You work so hard for and it's all so totally worth it. In the long run *sigh*;p The short run can be hell sometimes! Ack! Still worth it tho. I'm happy you're doing well...be here more!;p (ok, ok as long as it doesn't interfere with your bliss over there)
I'm glad I caught this cuz it's time for me to run around like a chicken with my head cut off again. Catch you on the rebound, babay! (;x)
♥ Threadkilla!
"Dear old people who run the world:
My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.
"Watch your language, moron!" ~ Homer Simpson.
M.E. - I have been rambling nonstop for like an hour in this bitch!
☻•☻•☻•☻•☻•☻•☻•☻•☻
Now I must say more than ever things 'round here have changed, and I say Too Rah Loo Rah Too Rah Loo Rah Yaaaay. I could hum this tune forever.
ME... is 5 o clock ET. That's why. I'm here.
....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K
M.E.!!! Come here and lemme grab s tit!!!!
_______________________________________________
Let me dirty up your mind.
Am I sitting here talking to myself?
*looks at clock*
Yep. 2 o'clock...dead time in dlisted land.
angel - that's awesome that that is your calling. I am so impressed by the patience and caring you must have to do that. Just be patient with your lil one, if she's anything like her momma she is probably in her head because there is so much more awesome stuff there than in the "real" world.
I am good, really busy, taking full time classes, full time work. I'm happy tho bc I finally feel like maybe I have found MY calling. This is the first time I felt like all of the hard work was actually worth it, not just for a paycheck or a rent check, but to actually wake up with a fucking mission, ya know?
☻•☻•☻•☻•☻•☻•☻•☻•☻
Now I must say more than ever things 'round here have changed, and I say Too Rah Loo Rah Too Rah Loo Rah Yaaaay. I could hum this tune forever.
Morb you hot slurt!!!
XOXOXO
_______________________________________________
Let me dirty up your mind.
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 3:21pm.
Lory, I would agree, but I have not had cum on my lips in months.
--------------------
Then you are just a lucky hor! I got to turn tricks for a porcelain complexion!!!! :x
_______________________________________________
Let me dirty up your mind.
*books Zomay +1 for reservation @ Chez Bradiful*
Dessert? Uh, I gots a bag of Reeses peanut butter cups!
/\
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you.
Miss Priss! How are you? How's fiance?
☻•☻•☻•☻•☻•☻•☻•☻•☻
Now I must say more than ever things 'round here have changed, and I say Too Rah Loo Rah Too Rah Loo Rah Yaaaay. I could hum this tune forever.
MC - I CAN'T STAND WHISTLING!!
*goes postal*
Ha ha M.E., let the man whistle his jaunty tune. His life probably sucks balls and that's all he's got to stop him from going to the nearest walmart, getting a shot-gun and blasting every chick with brown hair and a bouncy ponytail because she reminds him of his mother.
☻•☻•☻•☻•☻•☻•☻•☻•☻
Now I must say more than ever things 'round here have changed, and I say Too Rah Loo Rah Too Rah Loo Rah Yaaaay. I could hum this tune forever.