Monday, October 26th 2009

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For October 23rd!

I guess if you're still a virgin by age 40, cremating your genitals is a natural step to take. - suze

Runners-up:

FLASH FORWARD 2026: Bronx Mowgli, Rocco and Jayden make good on their childhood pact to burn their genitals rather than promulgate their gene pool.... - fleawatch

Everyone is all up in arms about what happened to the Olsen Twins and Jodie Sweetin. Nobody ever wonders what happened to Walter Duckface. Well, here you have it. And it's much much worse. - TFBuckFutter

Next time bring lube to the circle jerk. - rovex

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Submitted by Summermixx on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 7:19pm.

I'm sorry, but THIS should've been the winner! HAHAHAAHAHAHACHAH!!!!

Next time bring lube to the circle jerk. - rovex

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Submitted by Drew on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 6:53pm.

Rovex made me LOL the um, loudest. Kudos.

Submitted by CuddlyCarla on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 5:45pm.

The Jonai circa 2035

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Submitted by Cocoa Mocha Sugar on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 2:21pm.

No lindsay lohan firecrotch jokes? lol

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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 12:59pm.

Yep. I picked that one! Congrats suze and the rest of you fools!!! :o)

Sweetas's picture
Submitted by Sweetas on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 12:48pm.

Congrats winners!! suze, that was my FAVE. Bwahahahaha!!!

Submitted by Italics on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 12:20pm.

Congratulations to suze and the runners-up, flea watch, TFBF and rovex! Very funny!

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 10:47am.

I still think mine was funny, but MK never notices my captions! *sticks tongue out at MK*

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Even the losers get lucky sometimes
-Tom Petty

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Submitted by suze on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 10:35am.

Thanks horz - con grats flea, TFBF and rovex.
FUNNEE!

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Submitted by NoAnjl on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 9:51am.

Congrats suze and all runners up - they were all hysterical!
**************
JABIFFH0OPSXOXOXO

rovex's picture
Submitted by rovex on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 9:37am.

Yay im a chosen one!!

Submitted by freebird on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 8:42am.

Congrats suze, fleawatch, TFBuckFutter & rovex! LOL! Circle jerk!

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Submitted by DeeDee on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 8:16am.

Hahaha Suze! WaaaHooo to fleawatch, TFBuckFutter, and rovex, too!

≈~≈~≈~≈~≈~≈~≈~≈~≈
Lullaby

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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 7:57am.

ROBBED! But you beeshes ALMOST make it worth it.

Congrats funny hos!

♥ Threadkilla!
"Dear old people who run the world:
My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.
"Watch your language, moron!" ~ Homer Simpson.

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Submitted by Morbidosity on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 7:46am.

Congratulations you funny horz !

Submitted by Italics on Sun, 10/25/2009 - 10:39pm.

Cherries Jubilee!

Submitted by deaddiscoxo on Sun, 10/25/2009 - 1:53pm.

After watching the Shauna Sand sex tape, men all over the world sacrifice their peens in horror.

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Submitted by BettyCrockerPun... on Sun, 10/25/2009 - 10:31am.

Blue Oyster Cult Fan Club: "I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning for you..."

"Easy Bake Oven, Eat that Muffin..." - Furious George

Submitted by buxteralex2 on Sat, 10/24/2009 - 5:32pm.

Alright, which one of you f*cked firecrotch? Oh, hehe, I see.

Submitted by tr689 on Sat, 10/24/2009 - 5:04pm.

"Now, Paris, do you understand what a firecrotch is?"

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Submitted by atlantapug on Sat, 10/24/2009 - 4:43pm.

Submitted by LaurelAlexis on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 7:39pm.
When the Jonas Brothers hit their late 30s, their unused peens quit their asses by spontaneously combusting.

Submitted by atlantapug on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 5:40pm.
The Jonas Brothers' dicks spontaneously combust from lack of use.

Hmmmmmmmmm.

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Submitted by RasKimmie on Sun, 10/25/2009 - 4:52pm.

If the other boys lit their nuts on fire, would you do it too?

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Submitted by bubblegumshoe on Sat, 10/24/2009 - 4:21pm.

Yeeeah, your sex is on fire!

plethr's picture
Submitted by plethr on Sat, 10/24/2009 - 12:55pm.

Is that just me, or does the first guy have two dicks on fire? I bet the other two flamers were jelly!

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Submitted by TomIsATool on Sat, 10/24/2009 - 12:49pm.

Paris Hilton was here and here and here.

plethr's picture
Submitted by plethr on Sat, 10/24/2009 - 12:45pm.

I'm sure this has already been said but,

Liar, liar cocks on fire!

Submitted by LikeOMG on Sat, 10/24/2009 - 11:12am.

Burns when they pee? Guess they shouldn't have believed her when she told them she was a virgin.

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Submitted by Cheeky LiL Ape on Sat, 10/24/2009 - 11:06am.

The Jonas brothers' genitals finally gave up on getting any and set themselves on fire.

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"hey is your girlfriend trying to pressure you to take it to the next level? Well heres a hint, next time she goes for a touch downstairs slap her hand and say 'uh uh no touch, i aint no hoe hoe!' See ya

Submitted by scs on Sat, 10/24/2009 - 10:43am.

It was at that moment that they realized that having a foursome with lindsay lohan was not the best idea

Submitted by Gzerot on Sat, 10/24/2009 - 10:39am.

When all 3 nerds were asked if they were with a women before, they said yes. - Liar Liar Your Crotch is On Fire.

fleawatch's picture
Submitted by fleawatch on Sat, 10/24/2009 - 10:24am.

FLASH FORWARD 2026: Bronx Mowgli, Rocco and Jayden make good on their childhood pact to burn their genitals rather than promulgate their gene pool....

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Submitted by LoadySmurf on Sat, 10/24/2009 - 8:45am.

Looks like Lindsay Lohan is dating men again.

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Submitted by jnegottagun on Sat, 10/24/2009 - 8:38am.

Three Flamers!

jnegottagun's picture
Submitted by jnegottagun on Sat, 10/24/2009 - 8:35am.

jne

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Submitted by I need more cowbell on Sat, 10/24/2009 - 8:26am.

So, Looks like Lindsay Lohan is straight this week.

I am not a lesbian but my girlfriend is.

Melinda's picture
Submitted by Melinda on Sat, 10/24/2009 - 7:53am.

What happens when Leo DiCaprio, Jim Carrey and Seth Rogan watch "A night in Paris".

Melinda's picture
Submitted by Melinda on Sat, 10/24/2009 - 7:52am.

It's not like any of them were getting pussy anyway, might as well play with fire.

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Submitted by leasemb on Sat, 10/24/2009 - 7:42am.

a hot threesome.

Submitted by Italics on Sat, 10/24/2009 - 6:19am.

Just a hunk, a hunk of burning love.

Submitted by Italics on Sat, 10/24/2009 - 5:46am.

The O’Toole brothers regretted not telling the doctor about the hooker at the frat party and a burning sensation when they urinated.

Submitted by lettuce102 on Sat, 10/24/2009 - 5:37am.

Hansons' Recent Comeback attempt with their take of 'Sex on Fire' !

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Submitted by ellee on Sat, 10/24/2009 - 4:39am.

LOVED THIS ONE!

"Submitted by NitWitty on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 11:31pm.

I thought nerds just used their glasses to burn ants."

Submitted by droopybitch on Sat, 10/24/2009 - 3:43am.

Who says chemistry club isn't fun?

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Submitted by Nell on Sat, 10/24/2009 - 3:22am.

Nerd burn alert.

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Submitted by Nell on Sat, 10/24/2009 - 3:19am.

Scientific proof that Mother's are always right.

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Submitted by Perfectjo on Sat, 10/24/2009 - 2:32am.

Lindesy "firecrotch" Lohan wannabes

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