Friday, October 23rd 2009

Afternoon Crumbs

Dita Von Teese wearing the Christmas tree topper I bought on clearance at Urban Outfitters a couple of years ago. Bitch knows a deal - Just Jared

I know your week is not complete until you see a picture of Hohan's titty hanging out, so here you go - Egotastic!

Sean Cody's soon-to-be newest recruits - Towleroad

Miseralba's daughter is already wearing extensions. They grow up so fast! - Popsugar

Dear Adrianne Curry, everyone knows Wino injects into her butt lips, not her arms - Hollywood Tuna

Mimi in Rio - Lainey Gossip

If only all Halloween pumpkins looked this classy (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Pieces of trash - Hollywood Rag

And I think Jodie Sweetin was also drunk when she agreed to name her memoir "Unsweetined" - Celebitchy

Tania Mcintosh and Scary Spice's man make a hot couple - Holy Moly!

Sabrina the Teenage Witch & Joey Russo: The Sitcom - I'm Not Obsessed

Gwen Stefani looks different - Socialite Life

A NYC club realized they were losing too much money in booze revenue by banning Blohan - ICYDK

Rose McGowan is starting to look like the cartoon version of Samantha from Bewitched - Cityrag

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Plecostomus's picture

Oh, Gwen, good lord, girl! Lay offa the pancake!

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sunny's picture

And Holy Shit...ZZZZZzzzzzzZZZZZZZzzzzzz

Now I know why ZZZZZZZzzzzzzZZZZZZZ Gwen Stefani wears that Blood Red lipstick 24/7

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She has NO LIPS!!!!!!
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sunny's picture

I like Dita Von Teese...I think she is a porcelain beauty....okay...that said:

Her face looks really round in this picture....she is a very thin woman....I think she either uses cocaine to stay thin or she has an eating disorder, hence the bloated face.

THAT being said....I am typing this in my sleep as I lay in my bed.....LOL

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Khensu Hetep's picture

Usually people who spend HOURS on their looks are generally the people who are completely devoid of personality and need to compensate with physical appearance.

There's a difference between making yourself look good and being a neurotic pain in the ass about it. I can't stand the latter.

As for this Adrienne Curry woman: Didn't she practically beg Christopher(?) Knight to fall in love with her? I remember watching her on the surreal life a few years ago, and while I don't even LIKE Knight, she acted really clingy and stalkerish throughout the entire season...

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Khensu Hetep's picture

I used to think I liked Dita von Teese until I saw an interview with her, and she instantly put me off. Her personality is bland and her head is so far up her ass about how "klassy" she is, but she's actually not, if you ask me.

What an impressive transformation from glorified stripper/fetish queen into a revered fashion icon, all because you squatted on Marilyn Manson's dick for a year or three.

No, Dita von Teese. Just because you got fucked with a stilletto shoe on tape does not grant you any credibility on fashion whatsoever. Your pretentious 1940's-inspired, Bettie Page lite pin-up routine does not make you any classier than the other skanks who suck used-up rock star dick to climb the social ladder in Whorywood.

Moving on:

I've always found Gwen Stefani to be beautiful. Very Italian. I wonder how she'd look with dark hair.

Iman is still very beautiful. She's very aristocratic and exotic looking. We need more models like her.

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angel_i's picture

I'm ok with the fact that Dita is pure pin up 100% of the time. I have to respect the professionalism. Same with Shauna, you know? Shauna always has a perfect Barbie head going on and her tender toes rarely even get near the ground...after so many days of looking at busted weaves and broke down faces, it's nice to see a bitch hard at work every day.

O wait - I like Dita for real...I just fell into a lucite haze there for a second...

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DeeDee's picture

Gwen looks great. She doesn't need all the makeup.

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Centaurious's picture

I'm betting Dita keeps Betty in business.

"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."

P.T.Bull's picture

Must be pretty hard up to sit and put this shit into gossip blogs.

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Rosemary's picture

pretty sure peter brady will regret marrying her within 5 years. Not to mention she had to beg him to marry her.

Rosemary's picture

also, i really can't stand adrianne. If you ever follow a couple of her blogs (you have to follow several to understand) you'd see why i can't stand her. Some of her blogs are ok......some are just bitchy and she thinks she knows it all at 23 or whatever age she is. I also find her a hypocrite in some ways. I look at her myspace page though now just for entertainment (like once every few months), like looking at a train wreck to see how many comments she gets like "I thought you were cool but now i see you aren't". Cause she used to get those a lot, not so much anymore.

Rosemary's picture

Adrianne curry was dressing up as herself, not amy winehouse. She was just changing clothes, afterall, heroin is her drug of choice .

Actually you are right she looks like Phyllis Diller.

I think she's at the age now where she is going to start really fucking up her face and body (sorry but six pack abs on a woman is gross) and she's going to go from beautiful to odd.

Looks like she's already had some work done on that face or her hair is pulled super tight.

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Submitted by sushi on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 4:14pm.

Holy shit Gwen Stefani looks like Joan Rivers in that pic.
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Yup. And she kind of looks like Phyllis Diller, too.

And what's with Mimi riding around Rio in a $400K bullet-proof popemobile? Damn, she's got a massive ego.

Gwen's chin looks huuuge!

Zorba-the-Geek's picture

I think Dita is so beautiful but she has the classic signs of bulimia--skinny body and weird bloated face. Must be hard to have so much going for your looks that you can't relax, ever.

And Gwen needs the red lipstick. Pale lipstick makes her teeth look sharp and gray.

Chocoagogo's picture

Why give credit to Dita for slapping pounds of make up on her face ala Christina? She still looks funky/off/like she bathes in baby powder and that shit doesn't look good! She could spend some of those hours doing something useful....
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Holy shit Gwen Stefani looks like Joan Rivers in that pic.

I think it's time for Dita to ditch the jet black dye, heavy pancake make-up. It's tired. And something is going on too with her face that makes it look jacked up.

angel_i's picture

I was about to leave but I had to say:

FORGET GWEN! Who is this super extra hot memaw she's posing with?!?!:
http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/archive/2009/10/23/gwen_stefani_goes_l...

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My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.
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name_optional's picture

Dita Von Teese is the Viagra antidote.

Molotov Cocktease's picture

someone here has an avie that is Rumer Willis' face on a potato. That is the inspiration for this photo.

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Now I must say more than ever things 'round here have changed, and I say Too Rah Loo Rah Too Rah Loo Rah Yaaaay. I could hum this tune forever.

Amen, Snowpiece. I can't stand that ignorant skank. Adrianne, you're a recovering(?) addict yourself, bitch.

P.T.Bull's picture

LOL! Also about the worst thing that can be said about a woman...

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Submitted by justaguest on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 3:33pm.
At first glance I thought Dita Von Teese was Rumer Willis all photo-shopped. Looks like Dita was the real mother of tater-head.

At first glance I thought Dita Von Teese was Rumer Willis all photo-shopped. Looks like Dita was the real mother of tater-head.

P.T.Bull's picture

Dita--not feeling the love anymore. A case of lohan expanding face?

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BritsBaldHead's picture

Rose McGown, WTF? She has completely distorted her face.

Roxygirl87's picture

I wonder if Dita ran into Evan Rachel Wood. They were both there last night. That would have been interesting.

snowpiece's picture

Rose looks like Julila Sugarbaker, I have been saying it for a long time, LOL

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Dear MK, Please stop posting about Adrianne Curry

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angel_i's picture

I hate Gwen's dress but I like direction she's moving, in general...

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modianos's picture

are we sure dita isnt tater heads real mother? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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Fucking_Classy's picture

This woman is my dream fuck. I was surprised to know she's 37, thought she was younger...

And Gwen looks like shit, what has she done to her face?

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guilty of being white's picture

Dita looks so much better when she is eating pussy!

"Fuck me running..."

DVT is starting to look bloated in the face. She used to be so beautiful...

Jill-The-Ripper's picture

When this pic first loaded I kept thinking Dita was standing behind a window that had a bullet hole in it.
(rubs contacts)

letinstar's picture

um...i know who sean cody is and what he does...is that wrong?
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TITS's picture

clicked through and ended up here: http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/photo.php?id=adrianne_curry_halloween_costu...

forget the UNBELIEVABLY bad possum wig and look at her teeth. are those dentures? her gum line look so fake!

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Pearl_Necklace's picture

LOVELOVELOVE Dita, uber topper bitch!

ImpertinentVixen's picture

Jeez Louise, she is whiter than a flounder's underbelly.

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paris herpes's picture

Gwen looks normal and blah without her lipstick. I think it's a vast improvement because sometimes she looks like she's trying to hard ala Xtina.

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zomay's picture

Gwen looks real strange without red lipstick.

Rarely see her without.

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Can you keep it about the sex board or shut the fuck up?!
madonnabeso on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 11:53pm

BRADIFUL BITCH's picture

I don't think Dita is hot shit or pretty.
Like the Paris' of the media age, she's famous for no reason.

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Snoogle's picture

Dita - a beautiful woman

Hohan's tit - pfft, Ive seen better tits on boar hogs.

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iHeartHaters's picture

Dita get mayjah props for having her face on every frickin day. I used to make myself up every day when I worked but I just can't do that shit all the time now, eff that. She's dedicated!

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C's picture

Dita is kinda pretty...why is here face so round when she's so trim???

Centaurious's picture

I gotta give Dita credit. If you look at what she looks like "natural," you just have to realize how many hours she spends herself and at the hairdresser, etc. in order to maintain her "look."

She never gets a day off, either.

She's sorta the female version of KISS.

"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."