Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

Which celebrity has been punting around that he has a porn to sell, but of him with a goat? Your extra clue: Thankfully, we're pretty sure he's having a bubble. (3am)

"Having a bubble" must be Brit-talk for "having a laugh," but goat porn is no joke. My guess is Russell Brand?

This Hollywood golden girl is back in the media spinning beautiful stories about the cozy home life that she and her equally famous actor bf enjoy. Bet she doesn’t blab that the pair are contractually bound together for at least one more year. Her paramour’s boy-toy, however, doesn’t like playing second fiddle so this might all not end well. (Popbitch via Blind Gossip)

I'll go with the popular guesses and say Reese & Jakey or Squinty & B.Coop? On second thought, is Betty White dating anyone?

What married with child/ren barely an A list movie actor is very quiet on planes. It isn't so much that he is quiet but rather that he will not talk to the flight attendants or any passengers who approach him. When the flight attendant asks him for a drink he has either told his assistant ahead of time or whispers it to his assistant who passes it along to the flight attendant. This is repeated throughout the flight. If a passenger comes up to him during the flight , the assistant talks for the actor and the actor either nods or shakes his head in response to autograph requests. Oh, he does make exceptions for very attractive women. (CDAN)

Ben Affleck?

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Submitted by woodenpeople on Sun, 10/25/2009 - 12:31am.

I'm gonna go out on a limb here (particularly since both are sort of fading stars) but #2 rings seriously like Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise. Tom Cruise's lifelong job is to marry child star bitches and convert them (pun?) to serious, big-girl actresses, maybe pop out a kiddo or two, and then ditch that shit. Come on, has no one else been curious about how the hell old, crazy-man Tommy Girl scored young, cutesy-cum-socceymom Katie Holmes? And what's with that box of "David's Toys" or whatever the fuck?
I already know Tommy Girl loves the dick, so let me just say that the contract is not the question so much as whether this tidbit refers to the same pair.
I hope it's not Jakey-Poo! Everyone just keeps making it harder for me to get my she-nut on to that friendly beast thing that he's got going on.

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I would say Reese and Jakey, but she seems like too much of a serious, somewhat ethical bitch"

LMAO, some people are delusional and naive.

Jake Gylenhaal's beard Reese Witherspoon is fake and phony bitch since the beginning of her career.

Ask anyone who worked for or with her.

Submitted by kccoope on Sat, 10/24/2009 - 8:52am.

Last one is not Ben Affleck. I met him, Jennifer Garner, and Victor Garber while having lunch in Savannah GA and they were extremely nice and charming, took pics with us and everything-If he was a jerk to fans, he could have easily told us to get lost then.

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Submitted by narcsville on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 11:08pm.

"Thankfully, we're pretty sure he's having a bubble"

Having a bubble is cockney slang for having a laugh. Bubble bath = laugh. The use of the cheesy rhyming slang makes me think they are talking about someone famous for playing cockneys.

The use of the word celebrity and bubble would have me think it was British non-list star Ricky Groves.

He was in EastEnders (so bad its great London soap) where he had groan worthy lines pitching him as a Cockney barrow boy.

He was forever singing 'I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles' on the show to show his love of West Ham Football club.

He's currently on Strictly Come Dancing at the moment as a 'celebrity'.

It sounds exactly like the kind of rubbish joke he'd make.

Submitted by SayWhoWhatHuh on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 10:39pm.

"Plus, the year timeline doesn't fit. There's two more movies, so if they were going to fake it contractually until the series was done being promoted, it would be way longer."

No it's not. Eclipse (the third movie) is almost done filming, Breaking Dawn (the last)is set to begin almost immediately following. Even if it's split into two movies like the rumors say, with each moving taking about three months to film, they'll be done by Spring/Summer at the latest. A break-up would actually be better publicity for the film, getting huge headlines.

Submitted by DeeDee on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 10:26pm.

Hmmmmm, a British goat fucker? Imma say Robbie Williams. He seems freaky deaky.

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Submitted by Centaurious on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 10:25pm.

Isn't anything humiliating or disgusting re: a single guy Jeremy Piven?

I was under that impression.

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Submitted by dementa on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 8:49pm.

SayWhoWhatHuh, I actually get the backwards vibe from that. I wouldn't be surprised if she's a Biel with a secret GF, and is dating him for the publicity/coverup. She has that lesbionic vibe.

Plus, the year timeline doesn't fit. There's two more movies, so if they were going to fake it contractually until the series was done being promoted, it would be way longer.
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Really? That sounds like way too much depth for these people;p But seriously...

and #3 is Tom Cruise, duh!

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Submitted by dementa on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 9:19pm.

SayWhoWhatHuh, I actually get the backwards vibe from that. I wouldn't be surprised if she's a Biel with a secret GF, and is dating him for the publicity/coverup. She has that lesbionic vibe.

Plus, the year timeline doesn't fit. There's two more movies, so if they were going to fake it contractually until the series was done being promoted, it would be way longer.

I'm betting it's Kate Hudson. She's a blonde with "Goldie" for a mom and a waning "career" in romcoms, and she's making a biiiiig deal out of dating the obviously gay A-Rod. The man dated MADONNA fer crying out loud. He only dates women who look like men, so why would he date Kate if it weren't contractual?

Submitted by Madam Pince on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 8:57pm.

I still hew to my belief that Jakey ain't gay. I don't think his family would encourage such serious fakery. Especially that lemon-sucking bitch Maggie -- she'd out him in a heartbeat.

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Submitted by Centaurious on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 8:52pm.

1. George Clooney
2. I would say Reese and Jakey, but she seems like too much of a serious, somewhat ethical bitch. I don't think she would put up with some dumb fake relationship....
3. Jack Black

"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."

Submitted by madam s. on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 7:23pm.

Ahhahaha Tristram!

My thought exactly. Everyone should have a phobia of speaking loudly on planes.

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Submitted by TNT on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 6:39pm.

Renee and B. Coop don't fit the clues.

Renee is not "back in the media spinning beautiful stories about the cozy home life", Reese W is doing that right now (see new InStyle).

Submitted by easyaspie2 on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 6:38pm.

Brad P. I very gay. He and Edwina Norton are best girlfriends. "Figth Club" was the most homoerotic movie I have seen in ages. But I think #2 is Jake and Reese. He needed a beard and she had to hide out to recup from her plastic surgery since she wants to go for some meatier roles.

Submitted by TNT on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 6:35pm.

mslewis,

you really shouldn't believe the shit you read in tabloids.

Reese is super dull which isn't good when you're 33 years old romcoms actress and Avon lady. Fauxmance with Jake got her a lot of publicity and media attention. She has new public image and doesn't look like a loser after Ryan left her for Abbie Cornish. BTW, Jake doesn't live with Reese, that story was just used to put Reese on the tabloid's cover.

Submitted by sushi on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 4:57pm.

I would love it if #2 was Brangelina and he turned out to be a huge homo.

Submitted by mslewis on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 4:52pm.

I seriously doubt the second one is Reese and Jake. Reese doesn't need to be anybody's beard. Beards get paid; Reece is super rich and super famous. She doesn't need this. And, besides that, her children are the world to her and I can't see her bringing a man into her home to spend time with her boy who is gay and who is not someone she loves, cares about and plans to spend her life (at least now) with. Reece is a Southern Belle and we don't do those types of things!!!

On the other hand, Renee and Bradley are exactly what this BI sounds like.

Submitted by zomay on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 4:38pm.

Last one maybe Bruce Willis?

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Submitted by Tristram on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 4:34pm.

I wish everyone was very quiet on planes.

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Submitted by chewba on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 4:17pm.

#2 is Reese and Jake. The article refered to is in Elle mag this month.

Submitted by Capitanne on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 4:01pm.

Is being certifiably insane a prerequisite for being an actor/actress? What a bunch of freaking loonies!

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Submitted by Roxygirl87 on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 2:59pm.
1. Ed Westwick? lol
2. Renee and B. Coop. I like Bradley Cooper but it would not surprise me one bit if he turned out to be gay
Bradley IS gay. That's the reason Jennifer esposito divorced him, she caught him in bed with another dude, I also think is Jakey poo ahd Reese.

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Submitted by MissJ. on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 3:53pm.

@ Stolidog:

Good point! Unless they truly are BFF, I can't imagine what he has to offer her. She makes more $ & is more famous...can't see what she'd want from him, or what he'd have on her. I think it must be someone else.

Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 3:50pm.

MOLOTOV!!!!

Well, you know The Brad tells me these things when I am rehabbing his peen. He almost forgot how to use it.

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Submitted by TFBuckFutter on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 3:49pm.

"TFBF - those clues are all awesome, but it def says her boo is an actor, not an athlete."

Yeah. He's ACTING like he's not a 'mo.

To be honest, I have become almost completely oblivious to the pink link words. I thought it said "Equally famous bf".

That really is one of the most obtrusive shillings going on (aside from the blank sidebar redirect where you tend to click to gain control of the page. Love that one too).

Submitted by SayWhoWhatHuh on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 3:47pm.

I think #2 is clearly Kristin Stewart and Robert Pattinson. They've had a bunch of articles recently on their "lovely home" with photo spreads, and they'd be contractually obligated to each other for another year until Breaking Dawn has finished filming and been released.

Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 3:46pm.

Bradi - (hi hor♥) Do you really think anyone in Ho-wood considers Angie golden anything? You just want it to be true so that you can finally stop hiding you and Brad's love!

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Submitted by stolidog on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 3:43pm.

#2 is definitely NOT A-rod.
it's an actor.
how many famous actor/actess unmarried pairings are there out there? Not too many, reese and Jake.

Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 3:37pm.

Words like "paramour" make me think about Skeletina....
So #2 BRANGELINA!!!!!!

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Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 3:35pm.

TFBF - those clues are all awesome, but it def says her boo is an actor, not an athlete.

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Submitted by Lysette on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 3:34pm.

#2 is Reese and Jake. She has been giving interviews as described in the item and come on, has anyone bought into them as a couple yet? They look odd together. Nothing against either actor. They are both great. How sad that this kind of thing still happens in 2009.

Submitted by putsomestankonit on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 3:34pm.

Whomever the sick fuck is for item #1, I think I'd rather not know.... but I'll say Ricky Gervais. Yeah just because the pudgy fucker makes fun of fat people.

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Submitted by TFBuckFutter on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 3:33pm.

Seriously....."Golden Girl" Kate Hudson is not only blonde, but her mom is GOLDIE Hawn....CONTRACTually obligated....Gay-Rod is famous for his contract....

And I bet this: Her paramour’s boy-toy, however, doesn’t like playing second fiddle so this might all not end well.

Is referring to Derek Jeter.

Submitted by Stock Broker on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 3:32pm.

#1. George Clooney
#2. Reeses Pieces & Jakey Poo
#3. Ben Aflac

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Submitted by TFBuckFutter on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 3:30pm.

#2 = Kate Hudson and Supergay-Rod.

Submitted by TFBuckFutter on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 3:30pm.

#2 = Kate Hudson and Supergay-Rod.

Submitted by Roxygirl87 on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 3:29pm.

1. Ed Westwick? lol
2. Renee and B. Coop. I like Bradley Cooper but it would not surprise me one bit if he turned out to be gay.
3. Affleck

Submitted by iHeartHaters on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 3:29pm.

Bwahahahahaa @ ElB =))

Damn these things need to offer more hints. I have NO clue.

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Submitted by SpiceDong on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 3:28pm.

is there such a thing as a contract to date someone? I can see a marriage contract being feasible (a la TommyGirl) but a contract for a BF or GF? WTF...whoever needs this is pathetic and should just give it up.

For #3, I can see Denzel or Russell pulling this shit off...not Ben Affleck.

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Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 3:27pm.

#3 Is kinda stupid. I don't talk to hoes on planes either, what the fuck for?

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Submitted by stolidog on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 3:26pm.

i'm sure #2 is reese and jake, but i have yet to figure out exactly why she would do this whole charade. Jake's reason is OBVIOUS, but what's hers?
did she just want to be left alone by the ppzi after her divorce? she clearly doesn't need the cash, or want the exposure. I can't imagine she's gayelle. so, what is it?