Jon Gosselin Might Go On Survivor Or The Amazing Race

THAT PICTURE. I truly believe that Jon Grosselin and that poop van were both only put on this plane to take that picture together. That is their only poopose in life. They can shut it down now. Because we all know Jon's purpose in life is not to star in reality shows. CBS obviously didn't get that memo, because they are about to begin talks with Jon to join the cast of the next Amazing Race or Survivor. It seems CBS has a douche quota to meet too.

Some source (aka Hailey's weekend dealer) told Radar, "Jon is planning to fly to Los Angeles in late November for a meeting about appearing on one of the shows. Nothing is a done deal yet. This is in the very early stages."

And you know the evil warlords at CBS would really try to destroy us by pairing Jon up with Michael Lohan. Hopefully, CBS has Jon in mind for Survivor: Chernobyl or The Amazing Race....Right Off The Face Of The Earth.

I'm kind of surprised that Jon would actually consider going on Survivor. Dude was already banished from one tribe (aka his own family), and now he wants to get banished from another? Glutton for punishment.

Posted by: Michael K

•

I Don't Like Jokes • The Gosselins

Submitted by KA on Sat, 10/24/2009 - 10:26pm.

That would be so bitchen if they really did Survivor in Chernobyl. I'd soooo be there.

--------------------------------------
I am so smart. I am so smart. S-M-R-T.

Submitted by huangzhixian85 on Sat, 10/24/2009 - 7:07pm.

http://www.icfshop.com

Christmas is around the corner: And old customers can also enjoy the gifts sent by my company in a can also request to our company. Gifts lot,Buy more get the more。Only this site have this treatmentOur goal is "Best quality, Best reputation , Best services". Your satisfaction is our main pursue. You can find the best products from us, meeting your different needs.

http://www.icfshop.com/productlist.asp?id=s28 (JORDAN SHOES)

http://www.icfshop.com/productlist.asp?id=s1 (ED HARDY)

http://www.icfshop.com/productlist.asp?id=s11 (JEANS)

http://www.icfshop.com/productlist.asp?id=s6 (TSHIRTS)

New to Hong Kong : Winter Dress

---**** NHL Jersey Woman $ 40 ---**** NFL Jersey $ 35 --**** NBA Jersey $ 34 ---**** MLB Jersey $ 35 ---**** Jordan Six Ring_m $36 ---**** Air Yeezy_m $ 45 ---**** T-Shirt_m $ 25 ---**** Jacket_m $ 36 ---**** Hoody_m $ 50 ---****Manicure Set $ 20

HOT SELL Product Brand is below: Nike Air Jordan(1-25)/Jordan Six Ring/Jordan Fusion/Nike Shox/Air Max/AF1/Dunk: $32 Polo/Ed Hardy/Lacoste/Ca/A&F ……T-shirt:Coach /Gucci/Lv/Ed Hardy/D&G/Fendi ……Handbag:$35 Christian Louboutin/Lv/Ed Hardy/Gucci/Coach/Lacoste/ Timbland……True Religion/Coogi/Evisu/Ed Hardy/Prada ……Jeans:$30 New era/Gucci/Ed hardy ……cap : $13 Okely/Coach/D&G/Fendi/Gucci/Armani …sunglass:$15Nike shoes: 32$, True Religion jeans:30$, Ed Hardy, t-shirts:12$, NFL Jersey:20$,Boots UGG:50$

http://www.icfshop.com/productlist.asp?id=s65 (HANDBAGS)

http://www.icfshop.com/productlist.asp?id=s2 (Air_max_man)

http://www.icfshop.com/productlist.asp?id=s29 (Nike shox)

http://www.icfshop.com/productlist.asp?id=s6 (Polo tshirt)

Welcome to Shopping →→→ http://www.icfshop.com
I wish you a happy shopping

Submitted by f8k8 on Sat, 10/24/2009 - 4:51pm.

Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 6:04pm.

Wow...how mystical! "John" and "Poop" both have four letters when you spell them!

------------

What a freaking idiot. First of all, did you read the article? It tells you how to correctly spell "Jon". LOL

Kate btw has four letters.

Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Sat, 10/24/2009 - 12:33pm.

The one glorious silver lining around this pudgy fuck's desperate media whoring is that it never lets the world forget the nut sack Possum Kunt squeezed to produce those 8 lil' blessings from the good lord, who apparently now works at a fertility clinic.

Submitted by little_rascal on Sat, 10/24/2009 - 12:10pm.

ROTFLMAO!!! I can't believe this photo! This is just too funny!
I can't believe that Jon 'Summer's Eve' Gosselimp had no idea that the truck behind his back has "Got a problem with POOP?" written on it! What a moron!

Submitted by Pers on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 10:40pm.

Good...I hope he gets eaten by a tiger.
.•´¯`•-><-•´¯`•..•´¯`•-><-•´¯`•..•´¯`•->
"Let this be a lesson. Don't hit a ho with a rum bottle! Drink all the rum instead and then take a nap!" MK, Aug. 22/08

Submitted by Centaurious on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 9:21pm.

Yes.

I have a tremendous problem with Ed Hardy.

Thanks for asking.

"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."

Submitted by Chirio on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 9:02pm.

He should just...get lost.

Coma Caca!!

Submitted by putsomestankonit on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 7:17pm.

Hey asshole, tell me again how much you hate being on tv and getting your pictures taken by the paps.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"I'm a black robot, motherfucker."

Submitted by huangzhixian82 on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 6:54pm.

http://www.icfshop.com

http://www.icfshop.com/productlist.asp?id=s28 (JORDAN SHOES)

http://www.icfshop.com/productlist.asp?id=s1 (ED HARDY)

http://www.icfshop.com/productlist.asp?id=s11 (JEANS)

http://www.icfshop.com/productlist.asp?id=s6 (TSHIRTS)

New to Hong Kong : Winter Dress

http://www.icfshop.com/productlist.asp?id=s65 (HANDBAGS)

http://www.icfshop.com/productlist.asp?id=s2 (Air_max_man)

http://www.icfshop.com/productlist.asp?id=s29 (Nike shox)

http://www.icfshop.com/productlist.asp?id=s6 (Polo tshirt)

Welcome to Shopping →→→ http://www.icfshop.com
I wish you a happy shopping

Submitted by muffintops on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 6:46pm.

the ball-less wonder.

this bitch is gonna get the dry heaves in two days from any physical activity, try to touch the titty of anyone under 23 in the group, and throw a hissy fit when one of the other 'cast members' throws the fact he's a shitty dad in his face because he has an 'epiphany'.

he'll also spell his name wrong a few times.

Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 6:44pm.

Christ the van in the background is what's wrong with the modern idea of "signmakers".

Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 6:39pm.

Submitted by Lysette on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 6:05pm.
I think you are right, this can't be true, remember how upset people got over Boston Rob (my BF, LOL) Imagine THIS DOOUCHE? America would boycott.

****************************
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown

Submitted by Lysette on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 6:35pm.

CBS would be out of their fucking minds if they put that douche on their network. I would never tune in again. What an insult to the viewers. And The Amazing Race is a consideration? Man, the bozo's at CBS don't have a fucking clue. Just throw that excellent show in the gutter.

Submitted by Mr. Mercury on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 6:34pm.

Wow...how mystical! "John" and "Poop" both have four letters when you spell them! Then again, we can't forget "shit" "twat" "cunt" and "tard". "Ed Hardy" has too many letters to be useful on the astral plane.

"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"

Submitted by blueangel on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 6:19pm.

Why do losers like this keep getting offered money-making opportunities when there are tons of decent people out of work? This is sickening. MK please stop acknowledging this idiot's existence!

Submitted by Stock Broker on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 6:19pm.

I'd like for Dr. Kevorkian to take him on as a patient.

_______________________________________________
"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone

Submitted by QueenVelveeta on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 6:17pm.

If he appears on either of those shows, I will never watch them again!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 6:07pm.

For the good of humanity, someone drown this fucktard in a septic tank!

♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀
Stars shining bright above you
Night breezes seem to whisper "I love you"
Birds singing in the sycamore tree
Dream a little dream of me

Submitted by chowgirl69 on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 5:57pm.

FUCK THAT SHIT!! I don't want this inbred fucktard ruining The Amazing Race, one of my favorite shows! Although....it would be amusing to see him stumble around like a moronic imbecile as he tried to complete tasks.

Submitted by Stan Hooper on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 5:16pm.

Me calling the company:

Yes, I have trouble with poop! It goes now by the name of Jon Gosslin and is stealing money left and right. He is annoying the shit out of me. can you help?
=========

Third test today, Mama Bear. Your eggo is preggo, no doubt about it. --- Rainn
Wilson in Juno.

The Eggo has popped from toaster eight weeks early, had my son Jayson Matthew on 8/27/2009

Submitted by justaguest on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 5:13pm.

The media gives these fame whores the outlet they need, much to the dismay of most people. I hate fucking "realty" shows.

Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 4:48pm.

God forbid that stupid motherfucker take a few days off from his Whore the Planet tour to spend with his 8 paychecks and make sure they don't turn into to antisocial little delinquents.

*shanks a kitten*

☻•☻•☻•☻•☻•☻•☻•☻•☻
You are my only girl but you're not my owner, girl.

Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 4:41pm.

anno I have been predicting that, he's taking a page outta KFeds playbook

****************************
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown

Submitted by stolidog on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 4:39pm.

or just plain glutton.

Submitted by annobanano on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 4:39pm.

Eat up fat boy, maybe you can be on Biggest Loser

Submitted by sushi on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 4:38pm.

I hope it is Survivor because I fucking hate that show and watching people starve. Amazing Race is my favorite so I hope that they don't soil it with his douche face.

Submitted by MentalFiasco on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 4:37pm.

If this happened to TV, I'd quit that bitch like Brad did Jen.

________________________________________________
If she can't pamper the swipe and drink the babies then she gots to go..

Submitted by Eddie on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 4:35pm.

He needs to go away balloon boy style

Submitted by Whatever on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 4:29pm.

Somebody send jon to the rubber room a.s.a.p. He claims he hates fame yet tries to get on every reality show under the sun.

Submitted by ScarfnBarf on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 4:27pm.

WoW! Really? Such exciting news! Thanks for sharing, I will have a better weekend now that I know *PUKE*

Submitted by Jeepster on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 4:25pm.

I think (as a species) the only way to rid ourselves of the horror of Jon Gosselin (and Possum Head) is to IGNORE them en masse.

There - I now begin my cosmic "IGNORE" of Jon and all things Gosselin.

"vaya con huevos mi amigos"

Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 4:28pm.

I would like to think Jeff and Phil would refuse to work with him
the whole country hates this guy why would CBS be so dumb

****************************
"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown

Submitted by TITS on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 4:23pm.

The Amazing Race....Right Off The Face Of The Earth.

HUGE belly laugh!

.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
http://tinyurl.com/yzrpmfc

Submitted by iHeartHaters on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 4:21pm.

Oh yeah like that fat fuck has any endurance LOL

(¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸♥¸.•'´¯)¸.•'´¯)

2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.

"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"

Submitted by urmomma on Fri, 10/23/2009 - 4:20pm.

I do not watch t.v. so I haven't a freakin' clue, but did this fucktard have a job BEFORE he was on TLC?
Why do these people *I use the term loosely* try to ride this reality t.v. shit forevah?
Why?Why?Why?Why?Why?

xoxoxoxo
hugs y'all.

This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.