St. Angie Is A Sandra Lee Fan
Spending time with my bong while watching Sandra Lee make recipes out of Rice-A-Roni packets and Steak-Ums is one of my favorite things to do. However, don't make that shit unless you want your guests to clog up your toilet with their own vomit or have you committed. This is why I'm throwing Sandra a "Have You Been Mixing Your Vodka With Lighter Fluid Again?" side-eye for saying that St. Angie made one of her recipes.
Sandra told People, "I was really surprised when her friend let me know she made my No Bake birthday cake. She's a Semi-Homemade mommy just like the rest of us! She's a very busy, overextended mother. I'm very proud not just that she made my cake but that someone of her stature isn't delegating these [tasks], like her children's birthday, to other people. I'm glad she loves the show and that the kids apparently also watch it too."
SANDRA STOP! Sandra probably had too many "Aqworium-tinis" when she was talking to her friend. Her friend actually said, "My friend Gina Jolly thinks you're working with a broken oven." And of course, drunk ass Sandra heard, "My friend Angelina Jolie makes your no bake cake." Besides, St. Angie uses her hands to heal the world, not to make birthday cakes. That's what the child army is for. They are all trained short order line cooks.
And no Sandra Lee post would be complete without another WTF-recipe from her. I can't:
Obviously, we all need to do peyote with Sandra so that we can try to see what she sees.
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who the hell wants a baked potato shaped ice cream cake? give me fudgie the whale any day.
A potato ice cream cake? I think not. Looks more like a Naomi Campbell NASTY vag cake!
She put unsweetened cocoa powder all over it? PUKE!
The real story here is that Angelina has a friend.
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I've spent way too long watching clips on YouTube and found these two HAVE to be my favourites:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xs4zGujcSaA&feature=related
Honestly - a chair on the table?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dK21SZoXoa4&feature=related
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@whitechocolate:I swear. She's probably frosting her fake tits for someone at that network
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No, she's frosting them for Andrew Cuoumo.
Christ. What the hell do THOSE two talk about?
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
i got sucked in, i want to make that.
with that said, i probably won't.
you know all the moms with fat children are lined up at the grocery store with vanilla ice cream, frosting, and whipped cream, thinking about how great they are. rationalizing that the pistachios are good for you, and in turn that the whole dessert is good for their children.
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I swear. She's probably frosting her fake tits for someone at that network. In several different pastel colors I hope.
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@misslainy:Give me Ina Garten, the Neelys, Paula Deen, even Rachael Ray and Giada DiLaurentis. Those folks can cook, and I've made something that each of them has featured (Paula Deen's pound cake is to die for).
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OK, you have just named every single person I love on the Food Network and left out every single person I hate! :)
We both have excellent taste, no?!
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
Actually, Sandra Lee's shows are top rated on the Food Network. Doesn't mean she's a great cook (she isn't) but it does mean that a lot of people like her and watch her shows and buy her books. I don't understand the hate but, oh well!! She's rich and famous and you aren't!!
As for the no-bake birthday cake . . . it is actually two cakes and some cupcakes from a bakery. You take a square sheet cake (iced) and top it with a round cake (iced); then you put several decorated cupcakes around those cakes. I have no idea if Angelina did this but it would not take much effort, just a trip to the bakery (or delivery) and about 30 minutes to put it together. Voila!! The birthday cake is done and a lot of kiddies are happy!!!
Why the hell would she coat that potato in cocoa? That's not sweet at all. If she was smart, she would have coated it in Nestle Quik chocolate powder. Nut job. There is no way I would eat that ice cream, icing, whip cream mess. But a kid probably would.
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Gina Jolly LOL. When you're fucked up it does sound like Angelina Joile.
That was insane.
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What I can't stand about her is the way she talks..."Sooo yummy" like she's trying to convince us that her nasty creations are edible and good. GIANT FAIL.
Give me Ina Garten, the Neelys, Paula Deen, even Rachael Ray and Giada DiLaurentis. Those folks can cook, and I've made something that each of them has featured (Paula Deen's pound cake is to die for).
This trick needs to quit. And her other show is Lamey McLame.
A couple of months ago, MK posted a Sandra Lee meatloaf creation that looked like a gigantic turd...
I haven't eaten beef since. I can barely even look at it!
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
That shit has given me a permanent stomach ache. That slab of frozen lemon icing, hurk-hurk. Can I sue this bitch?
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I don't understand why the food network still has this worthless bitch on - and now she has two shows.
If you ate one of her recipes every day you would be dead from a heart attack or stroke within a year.
Also croaks my ass that her boyfriend is Andrew Como, Attorney General of New York.
Submitted by Albatross on Sat, 10/24/2009 - 1:47pm.
OMG, reading those comments over at YouTube made me LOL! This woman is crazy.
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ha! That's what hooked me from MK's last post on her. Now I DVR this mess. A trophy wife perpetrating Susie homemaker skillz, and proudly showing the way for lazy bitches like me, with absolutely no fucking time or interest in cooking from scratch. I've actually recreated some of her masterpieces -- sans the over-the-tope "tablescapes" of course.
So yeah, Sandra Lee = Sara Lee's husband-stealing whore sister from another mister!
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I don't understand why this woman is popular. Her food is garbage. She used to be able to make a decent cocktail but now she can't do that anymore.
Hahah Tits, those comments were funneh.
"She just mixes crap from a box or a container with crap from another box."
Sounds tasty!
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Marge Simpson entered a cooking contest with her "desert hot dogs". Unfortunately fellow competitor Skinner's mother turned her oven up to 500 degrees so she lost and got revenge by putting Maggie's ear-drops in the other competitor's food. The writers must watch this Sandra Day crap.
(The scene of Skinners old mother crashing into the descending metal door with her cake as the time limit expired - shown from the other side - was a howl)
LOL at the Kwanzaa cake that had red and green taper candles sticking out of it. CLASSY. And I call bullshit on the Angie thing. Everyone knows that Angie has no female friends to talk about no-bake cakes with.
OMG, reading those comments over at YouTube made me LOL! This woman is crazy.
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I'd rather watch this than even a millisecond of Ratchet Ray...
I give her points for being creative...
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"fancy spray stuff" LOL!
That "baked potato" looks like a cum-covered turd out of Tommy Girl's butt.
The comments on the potato are sublime: http://www.youtube.com/comment_servlet?all_comments&v=HJIsi2yoC7Q&fromur...
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I don't think that Angelina Jolie has friends, I think she has people that work for her, her creepy brother and Brad...
I can barely tolerate a lemon or lime wedge on the side of the glass - at least I can squeeze and put it aside, but those blueberries and raspberries??? I don't know how the rest of your drink but that spells 'choking hazard' to moi.
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I agree with everyone. who the fuck needs an ice cream baked potato? Why do I have to hide the ice cream into a potato? Fucking stupid shit.
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madonnabeso on Wed, 10/21/2009 - 11:53pm
Sit down bo peep.
You mean her chef made it and she passed it off as her own.
The fuck?! So many questions need answering here.
An ice cream baked potato?
Why?
Who the fuck is this idiot?
Who did she blow to get her own t.v. show?
Do people watch this?
(again) Why?
And also...The fuck?!?
first of all lemon fucking frosting ? on vanilla ice cream? sounds terrifying to me...i went to some restaraunt that had some gimmick called baked potato ice cream but it was vanilla ice cream rolled in cinammon with chocolate sauce or something all over it--it didn't look too bad...i hate being hungover
I cant believe I watch this whole video. hmmm
I need to think about what I just watched. at the end I am confused. IT IS a baked potato. I hate it when someone screws up my morning useless brain.
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Sat, 10/24/2009 - 10:48am.
The last thing I baked came out so very wrong. Homemade cookies came out like loaves of bread
you could slice. Really.
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LMAO! I am laughin' with you, not at you...I am not a "baker". I can cook my ass off, but I am no baker. I manage with the cookies that the kids sell as fundraiser at school, the ones that you take off the tray already made and "cut" for you!
*wants a cookie now* :(
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thanks for that clip, MK, GODS I love this bitch!
I can totally see Angie Jo glomming on to my cooking guru to make herself look JUST LIKE US [insert People logo here].
Submitted by Somuchbetterthanyou on Sat, 10/24/2009 - 11:05am.
Mother Earth no-baked a cake, then immediately made them throw it away for being overindulged, spoiled, self-centered fat Americans.
Then told the nanny to make them sit by themselves on the private jet parked at by the west wing of their provincial estate for punishment.
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LOL! Do you work there?;p
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Loaves of bread???? LMFAO!!!!
Mother Earth no-baked a cake, then immediately made them throw it away for being overindulged, spoiled, self-centered fat Americans.
Then told the nanny to make them sit by themselves on the private jet parked at by the west wing of their provincial estate for punishment.
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I hope Sandra is in on the joke, because, if she is, i would love her so much. She is so kitschy and fun.
Do you all think she really takes herself seriously?
I doubt it...
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Thank you MK for not making this post about Rachel Ray, the end!
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I can't cook for shit, but my brother is a well-known chef. lol Thank goodness for whole foods. I can't watch any of these cooking shows because then I try it and fail. The last thing I baked came out so very wrong. Homemade cookies came out like loaves of bread you could slice. Really.
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