Wednesday, October 28th 2009

Birthday Sluts

Julia Roberts (42)
Devon Murray (21)
Justin Guarini (31)
Joaquin Phoenix (35)
Dayanara Torres (35)
Trista Rehn (37)
Brad Paisley (37)
Ben Harper (40)
Andy Richter (43)
Jami Gertz (44)
Lauren Holly (46)
Daphne Zuniga (47)
Bill Gates (54)
Annie Potts (57)
Bruce Jenner (60)
Telma Hopkins (61)
Dennis Franz (65)
Jane Alexander (70)
Joan Plowright (80)

Posted by: Michael K


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literarylioness's picture

The only thing good I can say about Jami Gertz is she did "Dreams" with John Stamos. I met her when I was 12 and she was filming "Cracker" across the street from my grammar school. What a class A bitch! Peter O'Toole, the star of the movie, was so sweet and friendly, but Jami Gertz acted like she was a queen. She was just so rude and mean to all the kids there. Bitch.

Clarisse's picture

Oh, blessings on your birthday Baroness Olivier!

I don't care how many times that I've seen it, I still have to watch "Mrs Palfrey at The Claremont" whenever it is on!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIOu94sRnJ0&feature=PlayList&p=006F08A0F0...

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gucci's picture

anther fly funky ass Scorpio list!

happy birthday everyone!

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"she is lucky to be alive, because that ugly stick almost beat her to death".

hotmess119's dad.

I fucking love Jamie Gertz! She was brilliant in Square Pegs and also in Still Standing!

MizRo's picture

Isn't John Edwards this bitch's brother?

If so, they all have the cheating gene.

Dj Tenn.'s picture

J'adore Telma Hopkins from Tony Orlando & DAWN. Happy Birthday Lady.

"You ARE a whore,darlin"- Cristal Conners, Showgirls

easyaspie2's picture

Julia is not 42, she is 46. I went to the same high school she pretended to attend. She was a few years ahead of me but no mental giant. Big, crunchy bangs though and giant feet.

smokeybaconflavour's picture

I've always wanted to get my hump on with Brad Paisley. Happy Bday

iHeartHaters's picture

angel~ it's Tracy Nelson

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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.

"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"

angel_i's picture

Submitted by loozer on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 11:54am.

Jami Gertz in Square Pegs:
http://img5.allocine.fr/acmedia/medias/nmedia/18/67/08/99/18971741.jpg
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Whoa nelly, she's the pretty one, right? With Sarah Jessica Parker?!? And who's that other bookend on the couch...SO familiar!

♥ Threadkilla!
"Dear old people who run the world:
My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.
"Watch your language, moron!" ~ Homer Simpson.

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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 11:51am.
All of the above (below)! Except that Square Pegs thing...wassat?!
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YOU NEVER SAW "SQUARE PEGS"?!?!?!

*cue gasps of disbelief from audience*

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Bottom-feeder.

iHeartHaters's picture

Submitted by neofavorr on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 11:56am.

I ♥ your Barbie avatar:)

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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.

"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"

neofavorr's picture

Bruce Jenner, 60!? Ugh, if that's the new 60 then put me down now!

loozer's picture

Jami Gertz in Square Pegs:
http://img5.allocine.fr/acmedia/medias/nmedia/18/67/08/99/18971741.jpg
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Everybody Loves a Clown, So Why Don't You?

angel_i's picture

All of the above (below)! Except that Square Pegs thing...wassat?!

♥ Threadkilla!
"Dear old people who run the world:
My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.
"Watch your language, moron!" ~ Homer Simpson.

DeeDee's picture

Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 11:06am.

I loved her in "Lost Boys."

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Winter Lady

Reeter's picture

Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 11:02am.
Jamie Gertz! I used to want to be her! I forget why.
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She was in a movie w/ Robert Downey, Jr. - that's why. : )

M.E.'s picture

Submitted by Plecostomus on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 11:05am.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 11:02am.
Jamie Gertz! I used to want to be her! I forget why.
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Maybe you wanted to be Muffy Tepperman on "Square Pegs"
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"Star" from the Lost Boys.

Plecostomus's picture

Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 11:02am.
Jamie Gertz! I used to want to be her! I forget why.
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Maybe you wanted to be Muffy Tepperman on "Square Pegs"
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Bottom-feeder.

angel_i's picture

Jamie Gertz! I used to want to be her! I forget why.

HB, hos!

♥ Threadkilla!
"Dear old people who run the world:
My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.
"Watch your language, moron!" ~ Homer Simpson.

Mrs Patrick Campbell's picture

Didn't Miss Jenner turn 60 about 5 or so years ago?!

NoAnjl's picture

Submitted by A Dodo is Forever on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 9:38am.
In Julia's defense, she IS fucking retarded. That counts as a handicap, right?

LOL, I guess you're right. LOL

A Dodo is Forever's picture

In Julia's defense, she IS fucking retarded. That counts as a handicap, right?

NoAnjl's picture

I hate Julia Roberts ever sicne MK posted that pic of her parked in a handicapped spot. That really pisses me off. Fuck her.

Happy bday to everyone else. LOL

Happy birthday Julia Roberts,Justin Guarini,Bill Gates,Telma Hopkins.

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A Dodo is Forever's picture

Once a hag, always a hag. Go lap up a load of elephant semen, Julia.

Geebz74's picture

HB Telma.
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"It's hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock!"-Trish Suhr of Clean House

Tristram's picture

Brad Paisley is an insanely good guitarist. (As is, by the by, Mr. Nicole Kidman.)

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Love was a fire to warm fools.

Trista Rehn? Who cares? Julia Roberts? Highly overrated as an actress and human being! Jane Alexander? Over-the-hill!

Jami Gertz is hot in a certain way as is Lauren Holly. Both women have mischief in their souls. You know they're good fucks.

Julia Knoberts is a scorpio. That explains a lot.

DeeDee's picture

HBD Andy Richter! I'm so happy you are back on Conan's show.

Good mornin' MK ♥

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Lullaby

Disraeli_Ears's picture

Happy birthday to all on the list (even, grudgingly, Trista and Justin)....except Julia Roberts.

I hate that bitch.

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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?

loozer's picture

Happy B-Day Brad, Telma, Jami, Annie, Lauren, Daph, Andy and Charlie Daniels (73)!

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Everybody Loves a Clown, So Why Don't You?

ImpertinentVixen's picture

What an odd roundup of birthday sluts today!

Happy BD to Jane Alexander, Telma Hopkins, and Joan Plowright (Mrs. Laurence Olivier after Vivien Leigh).

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Stars shining bright above you
Night breezes seem to whisper "I love you"
Birds singing in the sycamore tree
Dream a little dream of me

putas's picture

His name should be Justin GUARNO. Much more fitting.

Chris Ecclestons Concubine's picture

Some really good entertainers born today.

Also, Justin Guarini and Bruce Jenner's birthday.

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patty cake's picture

pfffttt julia roberts ...42 again for the past 5 years...LIES

xoxox

The war isn't working.

NitWitty's picture

WooHoo! Lovin' the fact that there's only one birthday slut under 30! A very happy and hopefully not too dignified birthday to Dame Joan! Still workin' it!

ETA: Morning, MK♥ and Dlisters. This getting up early is harder than it looks :)
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cabbagehead's picture

happy bday andy richter!!!!

putsomestankonit's picture

I guess the only slut who deserves a shout out is Joan Plowright.

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cuntygolightly's picture

joaquin phoenix is 35? yeah right