Two Silver Spooners Got Married Yesterday
Meanwhile in New Jersey......
27 -year-old Ivanka Trump married fellow rich bitch Jared Kushner (owner of The New York Observer) yesterday at her daddy's golf club.
Unfortunately, Ivanka didn't wear a dress made from her daddy's bankruptcy documents and cartilage from her original nose. Instead she wore a Vera Wang gown inspired by Grace Kelly. People reports that among the 500-guests was Regis Philbin who sang for the new couple. I'm sure Regis was supposed to duet with Kathie Lee but she otherwise engaged (aka laying head first in the wine fountain).
Ivanka is also a new jew, because she converted in order to marry Jared who is Orthodox Jewish. Ivanka fast-tracked her conversion since it only took a few months instead of a year or two. And I guess this means that Donald Trump was forced to cover his "Where The Wild Things Are" mop with a yarmulke. That poor yarmulke won't ever be heard from again since I'm sure Donald Trump's comb-over of tragicness ate it whole.
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Bitch just looks like general grievous to me...
Sorry for my mix up. I thought it was a wedding dress pic, you can never tell these days.
Submitted by Tristram on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 9:54pm
Yet another man cheats on his pregnant wife. Maybe the percentage of 1 in 10 is right afterall. How sad.
Submitted by stake_spike on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 9:48pm.
I don't know nothing about her conversion but my immediate family member saw SBC having a romantic dinner in a dark resto on Ventura Blvd with a young woman who was not Isla, while Isla was preggers.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 12:29pm
Actually I read it's Isla who's holding up the conversion. She apparently didn't start her classes or something to that effect. She kept putting them off.
If you're going to marry a guy who's is so religious that he would want his wife to convert, I don't know why most of you would be surprised if he asked that his wife convert before marriage. Don't marry a religious man then or one that isn't religious but holds his faith in high regard.
I've heard of men converting to Catholicism (and sometimes Judaism) but most of the time it's women who convert (and usually to Judaism). Says a lot about the religions I guess.
Mazel tov, Ivanka and Jared!
I really like Ivanka.
And by the way, this is NOT A WEDDING PHOTO.
This is just an old photo of Ivanka and Jared. And of course this is not Ivanka's wedding dress, it's some party dress.
I've seen their wedding photo, and Ivanka had a stunning gorgeous white see-through lace dress with sleeves to her elbows and a white veil on her head, she looked like an angel.
That's the best photo of Ivanka Trump I've ever seen. She actually looks attractive there.
Good for them on their marriage.
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Also, all you jew haters are very mean!
Saying that, Israelis do tend to be assholes. But not all jews are Israelis.
That is exciting! he is cousins with my friend Talya. Amazingly, even though she was invited to the wedding of the year, she decided not to go. I'm like, can I go and pretend to be you?????
That's not the wedding dress, that's not a photo of the wedding.
Submitted by putas on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 4:34pm.
Oh he's an orthodox jew? Where is his long beard? Ok then. Looks more like a 'buffet Orthodox Jew'.
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Submitted by CeeCee on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 2:15pm.
Yeah, unfortunately most prejudice is brought on by a few bad personal experiences. Actually, scratch that- for most people it's just plain stupidity and then w/ the rest, like yourself, it's just bad experience.
Oh he's an orthodox jew? Where is his long beard? Ok then. Looks more like a 'buffet Orthodox Jew'.
That chick in the green dress kind of looks like Rachel Bilson.
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What a boring ass wedding dress.
Jared appears to be a homosexual!
Submitted by zomay on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 1:34pm.
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Oh I realise this, as half of my family are Polish and I'm fairly sure someone in my paternal great-grandmother's family either married into Catholicism or converted of their own volition due to various political and historical reasons. You only have to look at my great-grandma's picture to see it but no one in the last 100 years has practised anything but Catholicism.
That said, I've much love for the Jews as let's be fair, how can you not?
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Sorry the father was such a jack ass. That must have been a lot of heart ache to go thru.
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Thank you, yes it was. I went through a few years where I hated Jews but my best friend (who has a Jewish dad) assured me that that family was every bad Jewish stereotype rolled into one and I realized it was really just that family that is despicable.
@CeeCee
Depending on which Reform or Conservative temple your daughter picks, she would "probably" be considered a Jew. In the US.
(even then, I've seen a few Reform Rabbis pull out
"you are not Jewish enough card.)
Outside of the United States, most Jews consider themselves Orthodox, and hence your daughter wouldn't be considered a Jew without going thru an Orthodox conversion.
The State of Israel has recently upped the ante on "who is conserved a Jew" conversion-wise. There are very few loop holes to fast track aliyah.
I wouldn't hold my breath about it being changed anytime soon. If ever.
This coming from someone went thru the 2 conversion process. Reform the first go around. Orthodox the second so I could make aliyah if I choose to with minimal grief.
Sorry the father was such a jack ass. That must have been a lot of heart ache to go thru.
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Submitted by angel_i on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 2:07pm.
Now, wait a second....
So how come I'm not Jewish? How did miss that boat, I wonder? I'm everything else but Jewish. Ok..and I'm not Japanese either. That also bothers me.
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Submitted by Plecostomus on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 12:36pm.
Submitted by Khandi on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 12:26pm.
Has there ever been a case of a Jewish person especially a Jewish man, converting to Christianity for their love.
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Now, wait a second....
I was just playing that game with myself the other day:
Jesus was Jew.
Hitler was a Jew.
I'm pretty sure that Abraham was the Jew that wrote the Koran...at least put the words to papyrus, as it were...
Even the Beastie Boys are Jews (or were - Adam converted)
So how come I'm not Jewish? How did miss that boat, I wonder? I'm everything else but Jewish. Ok..and I'm not Japanese either. That also bothers me.
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Submitted by TV_Zombie on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 12:36pm.
"I'm sorry but that's hot. I want the whole world to be like that."
Admittedly the kids all appear to have turned into the most ridiculous emos you've ever seen.
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LOL! Blame Twilight.
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My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.
"Watch your language, moron!" ~ Homer Simpson.
for anyone that is bored and is interested in this topic here is an article about this with lots and lots of peoples 2 cents about this
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/07/16/jared-kushner-ivanka-trum_n_235...
ok, the way i see it bottom line is never change what you believe in for any man!!! not worth it, if he loves you he'll take u as you are! screw what his mommy thinks!
"Submitted by CeeCee on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 1:41pm.
The whole thing with the mother having to be a Jew in order for the child to be a Jew is ridiculous to me."
As I pointed out earlier, this isn't always the case, and should your daughter want to be considered Jewish, she would be accepted as a Jew, without the need to convert, by most Reform and Liberal congregations. She would also be considered a Jew by Israel, who take the definition of Jewish from the Nazis, who said that anyone with one Jewish grandparent is a Jew.
Submitted by Bossy on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 1:15pm.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 12:29pm.
This thread makes me think of Sacha Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher. Love her, hate him. I don't know why she stays with him. She converted for him, bore his child, and he still hasn't married her!
Obviously I don't know the whole story behind it but if Sacha Baron Cohen even suggested that Isla Fisher convert (that is, if it wasn't 100% out of her own volition) then that's pretty messed up.
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I don't know the whole story either but I'm willing to bet she thought doing that might MAKE him marry her....and he might be passively aggressively aware of that...
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Submitted by foosrock on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 12:20pm.
Can't stand Jews!
She could have done better...
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You are vile.
I know a lot of Jewish people that married non Jews and celebrate nothing Jewish and everything Christian. Seems like official conversions takes place more when you go the Jewish route, but it's not always the case.
Her head looks small... and kind of like that girl on the Nightmare Before Christmas.....
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The whole thing with the mother having to be a Jew in order for the child to be a Jew is ridiculous to me. My daughter's dad is Jewish. He was an asshole and made us do a DNA test, which of course, proved he was her father. But she's not officially a Jew because I'm not. So when that law was written, it was because the only way to make sure the child was a Jew was to see it come out of the mother's Jewish body. They need to revise it. And, no, his mother doesn't accept her -- she's "not a Jew!"
You know many of us could have Jewish connections and not even know it. I researched both my great grandparents on my mom's side. They came from Sicily. Anyways both last-names have Jewish roots. Sicily was a stop off point and port for many Jews and slaves. Many of them converted to catholicism to avoid trouble.
Anyways the world is a giant melting pot.
Saw the actual wedding photos over at popsugar.
He has a bad haircut and her hair looks dirty to me.
She may not be paris hilton but she did take the nose/boob job route. I don't feel much respect for her.
Ivanka did not have an Orthodox conversion, at least one that would let her and her children make aliyah to Israel.
My friend (Reform convert) daughter is going thru this horseshit right now. The mom is not considered a Jew by State of Israel, and the daughter is going thru conversion again so she and her husband to be (orthodox) can move to Israel.
It is a 2-3 year process, and you must live in your Orthodox community another 1 year before the conversion is considered valid by the State of Israel.
I get pissed with Rabbis do not bring up this shit when the couple wants to get married. I'm assuming it is because of turf battles and money.
I seriously doubt Ivanka is going to follow the Taharat haMishpacha laws (family purity laws) and go to the Mikveh once a month.
If the Mikveh was use during the conversion, I wonder if it exploded on fire like Lake Erie in the 70s when Ivanka dipped her toe in it.
Maybe her hubby family is Orthodox, but I can her his great great grandma screaming from the grave, "Jardlele, why did you go marry a shikse?"
Oh, and not all Orthodox women shave their heads and wear wigs/hats. My friend does not. That is a minhag (community standard), and not a universal rule.
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That belt is a mistake.
Plus that much fluff on a heavy set girl is NOT flattering. You'd think with her fathers money....
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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 12:29pm.
This thread makes me think of Sacha Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher. Love her, hate him. I don't know why she stays with him. She converted for him, bore his child, and he still hasn't married her!
Obviously I don't know the whole story behind it but if Sacha Baron Cohen even suggested that Isla Fisher convert (that is, if it wasn't 100% out of her own volition) then that's pretty messed up. I'm assuming like most religions it's important for the parents to be married before having children. So having her convert without also marrying her is a still a jab at the religion. But again, who knows what the real situation is there.
Submitted by TV_Zombie on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 1:08pm.
good to know thanks for the info!
"Submitted by jollybee on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 12:59pm.
one of the MAIN reasons my ex wanted me to convert was because he wanted "jewish" children which doesnt make sense because even if i would have converted by blood im not a jew! and i thought to be a real jew your mother has to be jewish ....."
Jolly, there's no such thing as "Jewish blood". A convert to Judaism is just as much a real Jew as any other Jew. In most Jewish sects, the children are Jewish if the mother is Jewish, hence your boyfriend wanting you to convert. In Reform or Liberal Judaism, it only matters if one of your parents is Jewish, so your children would have been considered Jews within either of these Jewish sects even without you converting.
This is no good. They are the same age. That means she will be in the first wives club in a few short years. If you marry for money go older.
Unless she pops out 2 kids.
:D
Submitted by dusted on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 11:32am.
Out of curiosity, has anyone here heard of actual instances where men converted for women? Because it seems like the woman always has to do it for the man
I hear that in Nigerian culture the wedding is held in the house of worship of the woman. Not quite the same as expecting a man to convert but it does put a woman's religious choice first, for the wedding at least.
one of the MAIN reasons my ex wanted me to convert was because he wanted "jewish" children which doesnt make sense because even if i would have converted by blood im not a jew! and i thought to be a real jew your mother has to be jewish .....
i agree with what someone said on here, if you have no religion to begin with then you have a clean slate(mind) to start off with any religion u chose, but if you've been conditioned your whole life by a certain one its kinda difficult to jump from one organized religion to another!
He looks like her father, Eeeeew.
I want to know if she has to shave her head and wear a wig.
Come at me bitch!
The Greek Orthodox are similar in that they seem to think that their customs and traditions are more important than the other person's. My cousin married a Greek Orthodox guy and although she didn't convert, both of her children are being raised Greek Orthodox. They do the whole Greek school thing and only attend the Greek services.
Come at me bitch!
As suspected, there are stories online from Oct 08 saying that she was in the midst of a conversion back then. That's a year ago. Fast-tracked conversion my arse. Also, she converted Modern Orthodox, it's not as strict as old school Orthodox, but she would not have been able to convert without studying for at least a year.
Submitted by foosrock on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 12:20pm.
Can't stand Jews!
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You're an idiot.
old money knows no religion...
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TV Zombie, I think that's just a phase that kids go through these days. I know that when I was younger it was grunge and then skater phases. We also had gothics at our school. I don't think that has anything to do with religion.
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Submitted by TV_Zombie on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 12:36pm.
"I'm sorry but that's hot. I want the whole world to be like that."
Admittedly the kids all appear to have turned into the most ridiculous emos you've ever seen.
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Submitted by Khandi on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 12:26pm.
Has there ever been a case of a Jewish person especially a Jewish man, converting to Christianity for their love. No offense , just asking?
No, jews have the money so im told, hence they don't have too....
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T.V. Zombie:
I think it stems from peoples religions bashing other religions. I know that Christianity denounces Judaism and vice versa.
I was never raised with any religion, so I have a "blank slate" or open mind to all religions.
If you were born catholic - why would you learn about hinduism? or some other religion? It would certainly make for more acceptance in the world, but I do understand why it is that way.
Submitted by TV_Zombie on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 12:32pm.
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Girl Scouts - Maybe next time you'll buy the fucking cookies.