Monday, October 26th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Skeletor's Sweaty Bones
Either the air in Miami was filled with slobber last night, or Skeletor spotted a young virgin in the distance, because dude's pits were creaming like Tommy Girl at an L.A. Galaxy game. Skeletor's pit bones need whatever JLo uses to keep her colossal nalgas from sweating through her clothes (SPOILER ALERT: Botox and maxi-pads).
Here's more of part-owners JLo and Skeletor at the Miami Dolphins game with Kris Allen last night. Kris was probably not happy when he got home and realized half of his t-shirt was covered in zombie pit jizz.
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Also, goldfish shots?!?? Kewl-ness!!
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I don't let all these jaded hags take my glitters away.....
Jack in the Hat: so awesome, funny, edgy, and definitely the "cool dad". Best poster EVAH!
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I don't let all these jaded hags take my glitters away.....
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The Crisco Kids.
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
Slander, I say!
He was drying off.
He swam with the Dolphins.
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
ANDREW MORTON alleges that Angelina Jolie slept with MARCHELINE BERTRAND'S live-in lover when she was just 16. "Marcheline had a live-in boyfriend whom she was very much in love with, but Ange slept with him when she was 16 and barely out of school," said a source. "Her mother found out and ended her relationship with the man. When Ange admitted the story to her brother JAMES just a few weeks ago, even he turned on her. She has hardly anyone left in life who likes or trusts her." (The Sun via IDLYITW)
QUIT SAYING SWEAT LODGE
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
im mad.
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
*clears throat* anyone have any thoughts on the "sweat lodge" thing on larry king?
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
@peaches: Me too, behbeh. Buenos noches:)
♥ Threadkilla!
"Dear old people who run the world:
My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.
"Watch your language, moron!" ~ Homer Simpson.
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Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.
Mahatma Gandhi
http://bit.ly/frenchbulldog ( is like meditation but cuter! )
@peaches: Yeah, conjuro summadat por me too, k?
♥ Threadkilla!
"Dear old people who run the world:
My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.
"Watch your language, moron!" ~ Homer Simpson.
CONJURO
Escobita, escobita. que cada año me ponga mas bonita
Sapo, sapito. que este año me vaya mejorcito
Caldero, calderito. que me abunde el dinerito
Si en el segundo semestre del 2009
la buena suerte quieres gozar,
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Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.
Mahatma Gandhi
http://bit.ly/frenchbulldog ( is like meditation but cuter! )
CONJURO
Escobita, escobita. que cada año me ponga mas bonita
Sapo, sapito. que este año me vaya mejorcito
Caldero, calderito. que me abunde el dinerito
Si en el segundo semestre del 2009
la buena suerte quieres gozar,
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Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.
Mahatma Gandhi
http://bit.ly/frenchbulldog ( is like meditation but cuter! )
BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAH BLAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BLEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BLIHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BLOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BLUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I MMA GONNA SAY EHATEVER I WANNA SAY SEE I JUST DIDI IT JUST DIDI DID IT AGAIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN CANT STTOP MNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.
Mahatma Gandhi
http://bit.ly/frenchbulldog ( is like meditation but cuter! )
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Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.
Mahatma Gandhi
http://bit.ly/frenchbulldog ( is like meditation but cuter! )
Bwhahahaha. Denise Richards tweeted her effin' phone number...What a marooooooon!
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Are You A Goddess? If so...
sweating that profusely is not normal. he needs to get to j.lo's botox doctor asap and get some shots in his armpits.
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 8:57pm.
I hate to say this but uh...you just did.
He should wear depends under his arms.
QUE ASCO!
Oh c'mon, its not so damn hot here that the pit of your shirts get soaked! This dude has a serious sweating issue and should seek medical attention.
I can't even imagine him on top of me sweating like that. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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"You want some ice cream, in case there are no gay people there?"
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Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 6:45pm.
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thanks jill, cheers ! now i'm waiting for the nancy grace "exclusive" interview with richard heene's ex-wife (i hate myself for watching this stuff...*pours another glass of wine*)
Happy birthday Koko and have a good night.
I will open a boxed wine in your honor!
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Submitted by JustJack on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 5:51pm.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxA0a5G6ccg&NR=1
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Love it. Love the game show host's Marilyn hair. Is Lord Monty Hugh Laurie?!!!!!
Iam pretty sure it is.
Submitted by JustJack on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 5:33pm.
Happy Birthday Koko. Are your bars within walking distance?
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DEFINETLY !!!! or at least public transportation...but i've been sticking to the neighborhood haunts where the average age is 65+++...i got a DUI YEARS ago (just me thank god no accident or anything--shameface still) so i am VERY careful about responsible partying...well that's kind of an oxymoron but you get my drift...
He's a crazy old man.
But it was really humiliating.
Jill - WTF? Is he just a crazy old man or what? Why would he tell the cops that?
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 6:03pm.
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Girl Scouts - Maybe next time you'll buy the fucking cookies.
Submitted by JustJack on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 5:51pm.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxA0a5G6ccg&NR=1
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Love it. Love the game show host's Marilyn hair. Is Lord Monty Hugh Laurie?!!!!!
I was out in my yard and the police pulled in.
Apparently, my elderly neighbor (who I have taken hot soup to on cold days) told them I stole his silverware!
The cop said he knew I didn't do it.
Of course I didn't, who the hell wants to polish silverware?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxA0a5G6ccg&NR=1
Happy Birthday Koko. Are your bars within walking distance?
alright back from bar #1 to check in and watch jvm and nancy grace (i hate myself for that)...i'll skip off to bar # 2 after my cnn whores are done...thanks for all the birthday wishes...it really does mean something to me (is that pathetic?--don't answer)...
Angel, its from the Young Ones
Submitted by JustJack on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 4:34pm.
Rick with a silent P.
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LOL! That took me a second.
♥ Threadkilla!
"Dear old people who run the world:
My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.
"Watch your language, moron!" ~ Homer Simpson.
Find me Find me! I'm Angel Eye! It's my DListed face. You can't miss my boobies! :D
♥ Threadkilla!
"Dear old people who run the world:
My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.
"Watch your language, moron!" ~ Homer Simpson.
Jack - yeah, I yacked my goldfish back up, he lived. LOL.
LOL... I gotta get... the wife is out of town and I got fucking ERRANDS to run... MY WORK IS NEVER DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! night
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And your friend.... your friend tried to make it with that cow... I wanna party with you cowboy.
Rick with a silent P.
Thanks for the link to The Young Ones. That made my day.
Fascists.
ME - my sons friend did that 2 weeks ago at the church carnival... I DARED HIM TO!!! FUN.NAY.SHIT! teenagers rock!
snowy - HELL YEAH! Every Sunday night at 10 on MTV... never missed an episode. gooooooood times!
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And your friend.... your friend tried to make it with that cow... I wanna party with you cowboy.
Young Ones
Darling we're The Young Ones
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Taking shots with live goldfish is as gross as I ever got.
I could never snort wasabi. That is vile.
OMG you too jacko??????
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
back when I was fun (and on drogas) I tried snorting wasabi like steve-o did on that one episode of jackass. I did not snort NEAR as much as he did (just a little pinch) and I fucking THREW UP... stupidest shit I've ever done (not really).
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And your friend.... your friend tried to make it with that cow... I wanna party with you cowboy.
JJ
that was awesome
Viv!!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown