The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER for October 26th!

A repentant Jude Law finally smashes his beer goggles once and for all. - Plecostomus

Runners-up:

This is the natural reaction to viewing the Shauna Sands sex tape. - TFBuckFutter (Ed note: I do not co-sign this)

Meth Face: You're doing it wrong. - RecessVillain

This cleansing ritual, developed by Picasso during his cubism phase, was perfected by Gaga during her fugism phase. - Sam

Posted by: Michael K

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The CAPTION THIS Contest

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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 12:03pm.

For the first time ever the winners are ALL very very good.
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"Money first, orgasms second." - Michael K

Submitted by urmomma on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 10:38am.

Great job winners!

xoxoxoxo
hugs y'all.

This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.

Submitted by suze on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 10:13am.

Congrats Plecostomus - awesome caption!
Congrats to all the runners up too - great job!

Submitted by NoAnjl on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 9:58am.

Congrats Plecostomus - very clever and different!!! LMAO Great one!

Congrats also to TFBuckFutter, RecessVillain and Sam! LOL!!!
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JABIFFHOOPSXOXOXO

Submitted by Plecostomus on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 9:31am.

AHAHAHAHA OMFG!!! YAY!!! Truly another sign that the Apocalypse is near!

Thanks, you guys *sniff* and congrats too to TFBuckFutter, RecessVillain, and Sam! And thank you to Jude Law's renegade wang, without which none of this would have been possible.
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Bottom-feeder.

Submitted by Migraine Sally on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 9:29am.

Pleco!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Funny Hor!!

.....we're no strangers to love.....

Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 9:21am.

Pleccccyyyyyyyyyyy~~~~~~~~~~~♥♥♥♥ too funny!
congrats to all the winners they all made me chuckle today!

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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown

Submitted by Tristram on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 9:08am.

Yay, Plecco! This calls for an avie change.

Submitted by freebird on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 9:03am.

YAY PLECOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! WOOHOO! YOU SO FUNNY! Congrats TFBuckFutter (you made MK cry), RecessVillian(you funny slut!) & Sam (klassin up the joint with references to fancy painters & stuff)!

Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 8:33am.

CONGRATS WHURRZZ.

Submitted by NitWitty on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 8:29am.

Congrats, Pleco!! Wtg,(again:))TB, funny effer! RV, Nicely done! And very clevah, Sam!
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Are You A Goddess? If so...

Submitted by Vern on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 8:29am.

YAY Pleccy!!!!!!!! Your entry had the stink of winner ALL ova it!!!!!
Congrats funny beeches!

Jermajesty's Secret Service

Submitted by Raul Duke on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 8:21am.

Alright Plecostomus , winner winner chicken dinner! ************************************************************************************* "Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand!" Homer J. Simpson

Submitted by soul on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 8:20am.

CONGRATS to the winners!

but
that is Jon giving himself a facial. ;)

Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 8:19am.

Congrats you funnay weiners!

♥ Threadkilla!
"Dear old people who run the world:
My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.
"Watch your language, moron!" ~ Homer Simpson.

Submitted by DeeDee on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 8:16am.

Hooray to Pleccy ♥, TFBuckFutter (quickly becoming a CT master champ), RV ♥, and Sam!

MK, you had to put a disclaimer on a CT entry? What kinda irresponsible sluts do you think we are?

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Lullaby

Submitted by Paquita on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 8:10am.

YAY to Plecos! And the runner-ups!
Really funny

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Is this real life?

Submitted by pollitzc on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 2:34am.

Jose's failed attempt to prove that he is more Bada** than Chuck Norris....

Submitted by pollitzc on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 2:27am.

99 bottles of beer on my face... 99 bottles of beer Take one out smash it about...

Submitted by Centaurious on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 1:58am.

Kamikaze Shrapnel

"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."

Submitted by MkUltra314 on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 12:42am.

lol i thought at first he was breaking glass on his face

Submitted by MkUltra314 on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 12:43am.

homeopathic medicine enthusiast really don't want to get swine flu

Submitted by MkUltra314 on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 12:37am.

P.I.T.A. is willing to go to great lengths to have people stop eating meat

Submitted by paniikd on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 12:15am.

it's the new Hollywood diet, you don't actually put the salad in your mouth, just around it. Its the same way you avoid herpes.

Submitted by Freak Speely on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 12:12am.

Poor bastard doesn't know that Lindsey Lohan's skin-care regimen doesn't work for everybody.

-.-
The internet, where the men are real men,
the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.

Submitted by Vern on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 11:55pm.

YAY Manimal5!!! Been on a Nick Lowe kick lately, so glad you concur!

Jermajesty's Secret Service

Submitted by Strongmier on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 11:17pm.

Lou Diamond Phillips prepping for role in the Edward James Olmos story.

Submitted by lazee on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 10:52pm.

He saw Wino's bare nipple and washed his eyes out with whatever he could get his hands on.
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When Pete Doherty flosses, you must stand back at least 25 feet.....

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Submitted by allinds4 on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 10:04pm.

The new facial becoming the craze among crackies. Lindsay Lohan and Amy Winehouse are 2 of the new celebs that have brought this treatment into the spot light. Meant to tear the crack mark right off your skin! Sheds years off your face.

Submitted by CantStandBitches on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 9:54pm.

Nothing like celebrating the Legalization of Marijuana than getting your face grassed on

Submitted by LaurelAlexis on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 9:52pm.

Microdermabrasion is for pussies.

Submitted by fleawatch on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 10:20pm.

Alex Reid decides to take his eyes out after they failed him in not picking up on the Adam's Apple.

Submitted by Opsat1 on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 9:46pm.

Pedro finally had enough, and chose grinding broken glass into his eyeballs over watching Tommy Girl perform one more awkward and unconvincing heterosexual love scene on the silver screen.

Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 9:39pm.

Submitted by Vern on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 8:46pm.
"I love the sound of broken glass.....deep into the.....eyes."

Hehe.

I need the noises of destruction...when there's nothing new!

Submitted by Britneys cheap ... on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 9:34pm.

It was either glass or Proactive...
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Submitted by Britneys cheap ... on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 9:31pm.

Don't look at him like his crazy! It works as well as Proactive..

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"I slipped this trifecta of unbridled wolfen insanity over my head, I could immediately feel the awe-inspiring power electrify me body and soul from my mullet to my toes!" Product review

Submitted by Vern on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 9:16pm.

"I love the sound of broken glass.....deep into the.....eyes."

Jermajesty's Secret Service

Submitted by ashmolicious on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 9:07pm.

AsHmOe

OMG!!! my eyes!!! i just saw lindsay lohans 80 yr old shriveled up muffin!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by davidsolo on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 9:03pm.

Tommy girl having caught a glimpse of Katie's kitty left him having to do this in order to burn the image from his mind.

Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 9:22pm.

Mr. Pong would rather rub glass into his face than watch another Ungaro fashion show hosted by Lindsay Lohan.

*edited for redundacy*

Submitted by fleawatch on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 8:38pm.

Wi Chang Fong-Wu misunderstood when they said "crack vials........."

Submitted by kokopuffs on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 8:07pm.

Michael K resorts to rubbing glass in his eyes to get the image of Wino's new boobies out of his head.

Submitted by Dingo8MyBaby on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 8:03pm.

Did these people learn nothing from Raiders of the Lost Ark? Thou shalt not look upon the Gods! Viewers of the Shauna Sand video immediately flagellate themselves for daring to behold the Lucite Sanctuary of Sylph.