Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
This B+/A- list movie actress has been considering throwing in the towel on her long time religion in favor of Scientology. Her B list movie star significant other has been introducing her to some of his friends who are big proponents of Scientology and she has been giving it a try. (CDAN)
So who will be having programmed conversations with weepy Stepford Katie? My guesses are: Anna Faris & Chris Pratt? Or ScarJo & Ryan Reynolds? Or Goldie Hawn & Kurt Russell?
This busy guy must be really good at juggling. He is a very successful actor and has more than one high profile project in the works. And as if he wasn’t busy enough at work, he also has a wife, a mistress, and an ex-girlfriend, each of whom thinks they are number one in his heart. It was actually pretty surprising for us to hear about the latter, because this actor comes across as the ultimate nice guy – the kind of guy who would never, ever cheat on his wife. He must be a really good actor. Perhaps his juggling skills aren’t quite as sharp as they could be, though, because his ex-girlfriend thinks she’s pregnant. (Blind Gossip)
Why do I wish the guy was Ben Affleck and the ex-girlfriend was Fishsticks Paltrow?
Maybe they have an arrangement. I don't know. What I do know is that this A list female singer was spotted making out with someone who was most definitely not her celebrity husband. (CDAN)
Mimi?! But she was probably just making out with Kerokerokeroppi, and that doesn't count as cheating since Nick is already cool with it.
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Submitted by GlitterKitty on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 2:30am.
Is Basement Baby some new edgy poster that we are all supposed to be scared of because he/she 'tells it like it is'?
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Is that a Blind Item?
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Bottom-feeder.
Oh yes, number two could definitely be Ryan Reynolds. Good guess, but who is the mistress?
I say Kirsten Dunst or Sandra Bullock.
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"Being a celebrity is probably the closest to being a beautiful woman as you can get."
Kevin Costner
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Patrick Dempsy comes to mind
Is Basement Baby some new edgy poster that we are all supposed to be scared of because he/she 'tells it like it is'? Internet hardman/woman alert.
Is Basement Baby some new edgy poster that we are all supposed to be scared of because he/she 'tells it like it is'? Internet hardman/woman alert.
1. ??
2. Matt Damon. He spends so much time in fucking Italy with Clooney he probably thinks he's a damn European.
3. Faith Hill
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
Hopefully Paul Rudd isn't considered successful enough to be #2, 'cause if it's Paul Rudd, I'll cry.
The faces on these aliens look like the turtles in Nemo!
Jermajesty's Secret Service
director paul haggis just renounced scientology after 35 years!!!
great article but what took him so long?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/10/25/paul-haggis-renounces-sci_n_333...
I don't know, Tom Hanks as the married nice guy with the wife, mistress, and ex-girlfriend? He's the only ultimate nice guy actor that I know of. OR Patrick Dempsey because he used to juggle back in the day and maybe "juggling" is a clue in the blind item. He is married with a few kids so HMMMMMMMM......
Looking into the abyss...
Not sure about the first one.
Affleck could be talking to Fishy. She and Chris Martin have no marriage.
There is no way in hell Matt Damon is cheating. He is a devoted father and husband, period.
The last one would be funny if it was Mimi. However she seems whipped by Nick Cannon so I doubt it is her.
I'm pretty certain that Gwynie-pooh thinks she's still number one in Brad Pitt's heart as well with the Heinz ketchup dude and any man who has ever laid eyes on her.
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"I'm a black robot, motherfucker."
Submitted by Hotboihoney on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 4:51pm.
Ryan Reynolds is a good guess. Can you imagine Alanis pregnancy album? :O
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Number 2 has to be Ryan Renyolds. He has the Xmen movie, The green hornet. Famous ex Alanis Morisette, Wife ScarJO
Submitted by Vanitas on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 3:19pm.
Will someone please explain to me why people put a z at the end of lol.
Who knowz?
Basement Baby on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 3:46pm.
I just think Blake Lively is fucking ugly and there are tons of hotter chicks around. She looks manly and has a long horseface. She must have rode the right dicks to get where she is now, because it wasn't her looks! That's all I know about her really.
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Blake is cousin of Robin Lively who was in the estimable 'Teen WITCH' movie (you tube it) which MK loves the break dance/dance off scene..been posted on here. Fun facts!
I think Pat Dempseys nose looks just like Squidwort on SpongeBob.
Is it just me, or MK REALLY wants Ben Affleck to be the next Jeremy Piven / Gerard Buttler... items come and go and MK always keeps a tiny cold place for Daredevil & Elektra's marriage.
... which we all already know where it's headed.
#2 Will smith
#3 Beyonce and Jay-Z
can I get a WHAT WHAT?
Sorry, but "very successful" and "high profile" no longer apply to Ben Affleck...it's not 1999 anymore.
This has to be someone else.
We're collecting lingerie for needy sexy people - Blanche Devereaux
Daddy Knowles is Basement Baby's ride.
Basement baby:
and whos dick did you ride to get where you are hon?
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
Barbado Slim 2008
I just think Blake Lively is fucking ugly and there are tons of hotter chicks around. She looks manly and has a long horseface. She must have rode the right dicks to get where she is now, because it wasn't her looks! That's all I know about her really.
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I don't let all these jaded hags take my glitters away.....
Basement Baby
so tell me about that horse face Lively there has to be reason why I dislike her, Ps she has a hot body but she is a nose job away from being a jackson
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
i think MK is on point with his guesses. And Patrick Dempsey is definitely #2...and i meant it like that. I don't buy his good guy rep.
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cuz this is thriller, thriller night and I can thrill you
more than any ghost would dare to try ~mj
Oops, missed this.
ubmitted by Basement Baby on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 3:00pm.
Everyone knows Ben Affleck is a piece of shit, and he can't act so I doubt it's him, though it would be juicy. It's known that he started doing fucky times shit with Blake Lively (don't even get me started on that horse faced skank!). That's why Jen Garner took the kids ASAP to Boston --- to keep an eye on Ben. She deserves better, I looked down on her when she married that dumbass.
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Girl Scouts - Maybe next time you'll buy the fucking cookies.
I think Ben Affleck was the answer to one of those blind items about an actor fooling around with a co-star and having an actor wife as well. (Ben Affleck, Blake whats-her-face from gossip girl and Jen Affleck).
Notice how Jen is always photographed visiting Ben on set now?
I say that if you are always needing to check up on your man, you might as well divorce his ass and take his money, then he can play around with whatever girls he wants. win win. Except for the kid, but it's probably better having separated parents than paretns who don't love each other.
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Girl Scouts - Maybe next time you'll buy the fucking cookies.
Submitted by Vanitas on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 3:19pm.
Will someone please explain to me why people put a z at the end of lol. laugh out loud z. It doesn't make any fucking sense. and if the z is being used as a play on s....well that doesn't make any sense either. lols. laugh out louds?? laugh out loudz?
Who comes up with this shit?
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The same assholes who brought you: "internetz", "!!!!1111!111!!11!", and "all your base are belong to us". NERDS.
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I don't let all these jaded hags take my glitters away.....
Submitted by Vanitas on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 3:19pm.
Will someone please explain to me why people put a z at the end of lol. laugh out loud z. It doesn't make any fucking sense. and if the z is being used as a play on s....well that doesn't make any sense either. lols. laugh out louds?? laugh out loudz?
Who comes up with this shit?
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You may wish to visit 4chan, particularly the /b/ board, at your own peril.
But if you value your sanity, do a search for Encyclopedia Dramatica, and you can haz anshurz lolz!!!!111!!!
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Will someone please explain to me why people put a z at the end of lol. laugh out loud z. It doesn't make any fucking sense. and if the z is being used as a play on s....well that doesn't make any sense either. lols. laugh out louds?? laugh out loudz?
Who comes up with this shit?
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Girl Scouts - Maybe next time you'll buy the fucking cookies.
Aw hell, I suck at blind items just slightly less than I suck at the "caption this" contests. I never have a good answer.
I leave the (often correct) answers to my quicker fellow posters!
I'm in and out. I have a (don't laugh) pork loin to put in the oven.
Submitted by Kris2475 - #2 is DEFINITELY Patrick Dempsey. He was a juggler before he was an actor.
That's a great guess! Classic Patrick: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rmv15dksUUo&feature=related
Mashed potatoes are more exciting than Ben Affleck.
Submitted by Basement Baby on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 3:10pm.
Wow....crazy alert up in here.
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Well, I'm glad. Becuz I think it's pretty funny that it's YOU sayin' that, of all people, and you're right! LOL!
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"Dear old people who run the world:
My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.
"Watch your language, moron!" ~ Homer Simpson.
It can't be Ben Affleck: he's not a guy who wouldn't cheat or a good actor.
Wow....crazy alert up in here.
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I don't let all these jaded hags take my glitters away.....
#2 I think is Matt Damon as well or could it be Hugh Jackman? Nah, I think it's Matt.
Basement Baby:
oh like you sister your sucking up to whites again by pretending to know their business.
that said,
you don't know shit about jennifer garner and ben affleck so shut the fuck up and mind your business. oh; and i heard you being nominated for best new artist award. so tell me: how much did you have to pay for the award or who did you have to fuck to get it?
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Beyonce is just as much ghetto trash as her sister, she just knows how to hide it better.
Barbado Slim 2008
Not Matt Damon. Please not Matt Damon.
I can see Johansen and her douche hub being #1, #2 could be Kutcher or Affleck and #3 is beyond me.
#2 is DEFINITELY Patrick Dempsey. He was a juggler before he was an actor.
1. Anna Faris looks disturbingly like Katie Holmes, so maybe TommyGirl's trading in.
2. Hm, how many girlfriends has Matt Damon had?
3. Mimi, Hello Kitty is goin' to scratch your eyes out, ho!
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Bottom-feeder.
#2 is Ashton Kutcher. Because I want it to be.
Everyone knows Ben Affleck is a piece of shit, and he can't act so I doubt it's him, though it would be juicy. It's known that he started doing fucky times shit with Blake Lively (don't even get me started on that horse faced skank!). That's why Jen Garner took the kids ASAP to Boston --- to keep an eye on Ben. She deserves better, I looked down on her when she married that dumbass.
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I don't let all these jaded hags take my glitters away.....
LOL @ Mimi making out with Kerokerokeroppi.
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