Wino's New Chichis Are Going To Cause Some Damage
Amy Wino's daddy already confirmed that she got new chichis put in, but he didn't tell us that she went with size: BABY HEAD. To be more specific, size: FAT BABY HEAD. Wino is serious about her titty implants.
You know that I'll throw down for a pair of magnificent chichis, but nothing good can come out of Wino's new pair. I mean, they look harder than a stale crack rock, so Wino is definitely going to use 'em to knock a bitch out. So if you sass Wino, you'll get a crack-covered loogie in the eye and a speedball titty on your head.
Thankfully, that didn't happen at tonight's Q Awards, but it came close. She was supposed to present an award to her friends The Specials, but bitch showed up on Wino time (aka minutes late). While The Specials were accepting their award, Wino pulled a Kanye by showing up on stage and crashing their speech. When The Daily Mail asked Wino why she was late, she shot back with, "What’s it to you, I was doing my hair. Fuck off." I think Wino meant that she was literally doing her hair. You know, humping on her crackhive. They are close like that.
Wino's shenanigans didn't stop there. When Robert Plant was on stage accepting an award, Wino started heckling from the back of the room. Robert stopped for a quick second, realized it was just the crackie acting up again and went on with his speech.
So, there you go. Brand new chesticles, but the same ole' fuckery!
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she doesn't need new boobs she needs help i think she has a wonderful voice and i use to really like her and would love to see her pull her self together and start putting out music agian because the bitch can sing!
She is disgusting, now she's disgusting with cement tits. Apparently she doesn't know people are laughing at her and not with her!
OH NO SHE DIDN'T!!!!! SHE HECKELED MY ROBERT PLANT!! WHORE!!! I REALLY HATE HER NOW! I hope her tits leak.
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Those are the fakest fake tits I've ever seen. Looks like she stuck two tupperware bowls on her chest.
Oh, Amy.
That ıs a defınıte tıtty pıty.
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You can have tits/stick and a wig, but it's still a pig.
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
what's with all the robert plant love? he's a thief - never gave credit where credit was due.
"if it keeps on raining, the levee's gonna break" = memphis minnie, end of fucking story, limey bastards.
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those look horrible
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OMG. Those are such implants. Are those new? B/c I never noticed how fake her breasts looked until now, although I always noticed she had a substantial rack for her cracky build.
Tristam - I'd settle for a "Siouxsie and the Banshees" reunion. I hear Siousxie Sioux can wipe up the floor with Wino's crackhive.
TV - Can I be your campaign manager? That bag o' chemicals considers herself a legend after only one hit album. Wino does a lousy Mary J. Blige.
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Wait, she heckled Robert fucking Plant? She has a career based on imitating Taylor Dayne on crack, and she heckles a legend?
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Submitted by Richard Strangdog on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 9:19pm.
True dat, Tristam. They're happy, but if you look at some of the pics, Ms. Winehouse has worn out her welcome.
What's next: a Slits reunion?
Whew, she looks good. Love those tittays, Wino!
True dat, Tristam. They're happy, but if you look at some of the pics, Ms. Winehouse has worn out her welcome.
http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/YW9pJ5F_BfW/The+Q+Awards+2009+Press+Room/...
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Why is Wino on stilts? Hopefully she falls forward so she'll bounce back up.
gahhh I really wish she hadn't.
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love those pink ballet slippers...nothing sez klassy with a k like new fake tittys and pink ballet slippers....still love my some Wino though!
Submitted by Richard Strangdog on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 7:10pm.
Ladies and gentlemen, presenting "Wino Fucks Up....YET again!"
I bet The Specials dint mind--they're just happy to be on stage again. They had broken up before she was born.
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Ladies and gentlemen, presenting "Wino Fucks Up....YET again!"
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/8327069.stm
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@ Tristram: *bounce...bounce...bounce*
Submitted by Sweet Babu on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 6:39pm.
I'm a full C now and thrilled with the way I look in clothes. And my bewbies look/feel so natural -- it was worth paying top dollar for a top surgeon.
*blinking* I'll say!
I'm...just really glad she showed up. That's all I can say anymore, because I still love her underneath all this bullshit she's put forth over the past 2 years.
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@ Vanitas: Sounds like you've got perfect boobs -- nice! Mine were fine before (B cup), but I'm 5'7" and really slender (I don't have scales, but am probably around 115 lbs). I just wanted not to have to wear bra with a tank top in the summer and still look "good" for my figure (in my own eyes). Anyway, I'm a full C now and thrilled with the way I look in clothes. And my bewbies look/feel so natural -- it was worth paying top dollar for a top surgeon.
she got a nose job too it seems
OH HAI!
I was just looking for the Wino that was:(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElObSCqCJ6Q
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I want boobs at least a Full C
but i feel like if i got them i would have to careful not to put weight on because of my back
it's not wide but i'm not tiny
so.......
i would have to be careful not to look fat
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Is this real life?
Hi Paquita! (I'm at work and slacking off--as usual.)
Angel_i i'm actually saying hi
guess trying to post really fast is not my thing
it was a hello night to the people here tonight.
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Is this real life?
Yep, that's like my friend. She got C's...she could've gone bigger, but I'm glad she didn't.
Mine are real (c's), but i'm really small, 5'3 100 lbs and they are quite perky so everyone thinks they are fake.
For real, one of my teachers in college asked me if they were fake and when I first started working for my boss she always used to stare at them wondering if they were real or not.
And no, I'm not one of those girls who has fake tits and says they are real (we have a couple of those at the office). If you felt them you would know they are real.
Submitted by Sweet Babu on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 5:00pm.
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Girl Scouts - Maybe next time you'll buy the fucking cookies.
BYEEEEEE, Paquita!
So many Amys to bash - so little time! *sigh*
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Finally have the internetzz at home!! Technician just left.
This bitch is disgusting.
I feel like she's a day away from getting the surgery cuts infected. ugh...
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Is this real life?
@ Tristram: Thanks for the video clip -- how ironic that Wino is posing in ballet slippers in MK's next post as if she were wearing fuck me pumps! The girl just seems so out of touch these days.
And her old boobs look great in the video. Ok, maybe they shrunk after her drug binge, but why get such huge air bags now that look so unnatural?
*looks down at own boobs that have a little sag in them*
It's called selling your soul to the highest bidder, stake_spike.
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You know I always liked Wino because she seemed above all the shit but now she's just like all the fake titted chicks she used to make fun of.
I used to love The Specials!
Actually, I still do.
Wino, not so much.
Wino is so sad and so pathetic. A talent made mentally challenged by her own hand. If you need proof, look at thumbnails #1 and #4.
A new album, my ass.
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@DD: They're BOTH wearing houseshoes. It must be the new thing, along with no pants.
This drunken white trash HAG heckled Robert Plant?! Ignorant, cunt-faced, junkie whore.
Submitted by Sweet Babu on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 5:33pm.
It's great that she sang a song named with that name, yet I've only seen her in ballet slippers!
Check it out (she used to be hot):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEo3GG_emk8
Submitted by Tristram on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 5:07pm.
Submitted by Sweet Babu on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 5:05pm.
She even wore the slippers to the event; and she's the girl who sang "Fuck-Me Pumps."
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Really? It's great that she sang a song named with that name, yet I've only seen her in ballet slippers!
Honestly, what's the point of getting your boobs done if they're gonna be a..hmm..that looks like a C-cup to me. If I was going to pay to get my boobages done, I'd get like Double D's. I want them HUGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
I don't know which is going to be toe-tagged first, Wino or LiLo. Both need to check out ASAP. Wino is such a fucked up cunt! She won't be missed. As to LiLo ... just a matter of time. Sooner than we hope? Same applies to Wino. Get rid of them both.
Is the dude in the last thumbnail wearing house slippers? Klassy.
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WHO THE FUCK Heckles Robert Plant and cant be bothered to turn up on time to give an award to The Specials , greatest ska band of all time ?
EPIC FAIL.
If ppl in the USA could see pics of a young Amy when she 1st appeared on the British music scene, you can see that she had normal healthy sized breasts lovely skin & complexion and was sailor tattoo free... her drug addiction and anorexia issues have caused them to shrink.. Sad.
ugh.. a fool and his money...
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Submitted by Sweet Babu on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 5:05pm.
She even wore the slippers to the event; and she's the girl who sang "Fuck-Me Pumps."
Submitted by Tristram on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 4:52pm.
Submitted by Sweet Babu on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 4:48pm.
Also, the idiot is lighting the wrong end of her cigarette in thumb #1.
hahaha. She's cutting back, ok?
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What a vision: grapefruit boobies, ballet slippers paired with a cocktail-type dress and backwards cigarette. Plus, her tatoos look pretty dumb. I'm no tatoo hater, but Wino's choices bug me for some reason.
Submitted by Vanitas on Mon, 10/26/2009 - 4:44pm.
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Sure, fake boobs drop some with time, but these are still gonna be too big for her chest size in the end. I've got fake bewbies but didn't go for the cantalope variety for that very reason. Mine look super natural cuz neither me nor my surgeon wanted me to end up looking like this. I went to a really famous doctor and he said he always turns away women who want big-ass boobs cuz he won't have his name associated with a fake look. IMO the whole point of any plastic surgery is to look 100% natural.
Aww, Daddy Wino was right, they are good...blech...
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