This Was A Smart Thing To Do
It wasn't long ago that Lamar Odom immediately fell in love with Khloe Kardashian while watching her gnaw into the carcass of a warthog in an open field. At that beautiful moment Lamar knew Khloe was the love of his life. Shortly thereafter the two married in a lavish wedding that was as real as Bruce Jenner's face.
Because getting married in a gigantic fraudulent wedding wasn't proof enough of their love for each other, Khloe and Lamar decided to get tattoos of each other's initials on their jack-off hands. Khloe explains on her blog:
"When we were at dinner, I just knew I wanted a tattoo for Lamar in the web of my hand. Once we got to the shop we decided on getting each other's initials. I got 'LO' in cursive on my right hand and he got 'KO' on both hands."
Well, when their fake marriage is finally flushed down the toilet, the both of them can easily change their tattoos. Lamar can change his to Koala (which still reminds of Khloe) or Kokomo. Khloe can change hers to Looser or LOL. At least they thought ahead.
And the Hostess cupcake wrapper in the background pretty much sums all of this up. Take a loooong bong hit and think about it.
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watching her gnaw into the carcass of a warthog in an open field . . .
this is why I love and adore you Michael. Bless you honey.
Hmmm, LO+KO = LOKO... loco... Seems good to me!
wow that was really a dumb move.
Those tats will be harder to ditch than the marriage itself.
dumb, corny, stupid, worthless, and will both be single by feb 2010.
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Submitted by zinnia on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 10:44am.
"And the Hostess cupcake wrapper in the background pretty much sums all of this up. Take a loooong bong hit and think about it."
Well I followed your instructions MK , and honestly I came up with nutting...
Why? Beacause I don't know what a Hostess cupcake wrapper IS.
I mean I know what each individual word means. But the true meaning of the notion "hostess cupcake wrapper" and it's significance in this unholy union still escapes me like ,waidaminute.... Aha !
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thanks for posting that, I was right there with you but had given up.
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
Proof that they are soo in love!
Hopefully they just used a sharpie.
ROTFLMAO @ lavish wedding that was as real as Bruce Jenner's face.
Fucking MK you always have the best freaking line.
As if this marriage wasn't already doomed. Everyone knows inking yourself with each others names spells the end.
I would imagine the webbed flippers of a walrus are not easy to tattoo...
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
Submitted by zinnia on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 11:18am.
Why? Beacause I don't know what a Hostess cupcake wrapper IS. I mean I know what each individual word means. But the true meaning of the notion "hostess cupcake wrapper" and it's significance in this unholy union still escapes me like... waidaminute.... Aha !
I wasn't sure about that either, and I don't smoke. I mean, the cupcake itself is cheap, sugary, empty of nutrients, white on the inside. The wrapper is plastic and disposable.
Oh don't worry... having a "baby" is next for these two.
Come at me bitch!
"And the Hostess cupcake wrapper in the background pretty much sums all of this up. Take a loooong bong hit and think about it."
Well I followed your instructions MK , and honestly I came up with nutting...
Why? Beacause I don't know what a Hostess cupcake wrapper IS.
I mean I know what each individual word means. But the true meaning of the notion "hostess cupcake wrapper" and it's significance in this unholy union still escapes me like... waidaminute.... Aha !
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those look like shit. what a bad idea.
KO will mean Kunt OUT! when Lamar kicks Beast to the curb.
~Tiny Fists of Irken Fury!~
Plecostomus on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 10:51am.
It's more of a picture blog. With lots and lots of bison. Like those cave drawings at Lasceaux.
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Heeeheeeeheeeeheeeee
I was flipping through channels last night and saw mama Kardashian and Kim on an informercial. It was a fitness machine or something like it.
What-evah!
It's EXCLUSIVE!! Someone hold me, I might faint from the excitement. ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Submitted by zomay on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 10:49am.
Khloe has a blog?
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It's more of a picture blog. With lots and lots of bison. Like those cave drawings at Lasceaux.
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Bottom-feeder.
Khloe has a blog?
What-evah.
LOKO! Hahaha!
Pure trash, indeed.
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Submitted by NoAnjl on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 9:31am.
Well, at least is small enough that it won't be too hard to get lasered off next month.
LMAO
and together they spell LOKO!!! these two are definitely loco (and too dumb to spell it correctly)...
Those are the kind of tattoo's cholita lesbians get
Real Duke: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
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My Brother's 50 year old junkie GF looks younger than this skank.
LOL (in cursive, natch). Methinks you are psychic, MK.
Interesting... Isn't Kong supposed to be hawking/taking some sort of liquid diet shit?
Notice the cupcake wrapper in the background.
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My Brother's 50 year old junkie GF looks younger than this skank.
"When we were at dinner, I just knew I wanted a tattoo for Lamar in the web of my hand. Once we got to the shop we decided on getting each other's initials. I got 'LO' in cursive on my right hand and he got 'KO' on both hands."
Spoken like a true moron!
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My Brother's 50 year old junkie GF looks younger than this skank.
Christ alive, awful.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
Ok.. and uhm.. how is this news?
I love you MK, but enough with this fuggery.
"You ARE a whore,darlin"- Cristal Conners, Showgirls
Submitted by Plecostomus on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 9:58am.
Sounds sexy. He needs to hurry up and get those kids vaccinated so they can meet their klassy new step beast
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she should have gotten "BEAST" in fancy letters across her back.
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Submitted by Dani Candi on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 9:37am.
I wonder what she's going to cover it up with after they split.
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Oh, she'll just let her fur grow over it.
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Bottom-feeder.
MK, i can't believe you didn't make a boxing joke about lamar's choice of tattoo... for when the marriage is officially KO'd... ba-dum-ching.
LOKO???????
AHAHAHAA
Submitted by yepyepyep on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 9:21am.
I guess paying 21000 euros for the "purification package" din't go over too well in Europe.
OT: I thought Sasquatch started with an S.
Nothing says true love like matching jerk-off tattoos!
Well that there is proof that their relationship is OVAH!
Yeah Khloe...you did go pretty LO...
mwahaha...@the cupcake wrapper!!
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I wonder what she's going to cover it up with after they split.
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Some fashion and beauty tips for you hoes, from the hottest slut, Brenda Dickson
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Well, at least is small enough that it won't be too hard to get lasered off next month.
Submitted by agirl on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 9:22am.
I think there is a spelling problem with Lamar's tattoo. It's spelled "H.O.", Lamar, not "K.O.".
ahahahahahaha
Khloe musta got her hand waxed for the pictures!
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and another thing the leader of the church had an interview in abc and could not handle the heat got up in the middle of the interview and left but I bet you he is filthy rich
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
I think there is a spelling problem with Lamar's tattoo. It's spelled "H.O.", Lamar, not "K.O.".
Manimal5 on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 8:54am.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 8:50am.
Scientology busted in France!
Fraud...what will Tommygirl say now!!!
Do you guys know that dear USA is the only country in the whole world that recognizes the church of Scientology as a religion?
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
gross.
remind me why anyone gives a shit.
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Why is this ginourmous Kunt famous again?? Cuz her sister got pissed on? Wow, that's really amazing. GO AWAY AND GET A REAL JOB LIKE EVERYONE ELSE YOU GIANT FUCKING TWAT SCAB!!!!!!
That's the same hand Lamar uses to make it rain at Scores.
Now *this* couple is in it forever. *sigh* LOL
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"And the Hostess cupcake wrapper in the background pretty much sums all of this up. "
Ahahahahahahaha! You KNOW that cupcake isn't for Lamar!
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