Tuesday, October 27th 2009

Speaking Of Sun Dried Apricot Faces......

If Matt Roloff's face was chiseled on to Mount Rushmore, it would look just like Gordon Ramsay's mug. For some reason, Simon Cowell had an issue with that and advised Gordon to get his crevices filled. Yes, Gordon took plastic surgery advice from Simon Cowell. However, Simon's juicy fur tits are pretty hypnotizing, so I'd probably listen to him too.

42-year-old (in humans year) Gordon told The Radio Times (via The Daily Mail), "Simon Cowell suggested that now I'm a success in America, I should do something, so I had a filler put under the deep crevices. It hurt. My mother said they were smile lines. I could deal with that at 21, but not at 42."

SMILE LINES?! I'm sure that if Gordon Ramsay ever made a smiley face, they would cover it in world history class. Gordon cracking a smile is physically impossible.

While I understand that Gordon doesn't want the chin of a hemorrhoid anymore, it does concern me a little. I mean, is Gordon still going to be able to open his mouth wide enough to perfectly shout gems like, "YOU BLOODY DUMB FUCKING COW" or "YOU MOTHERCUNT FUCKING DOG SHIT ASSHOLE"? Because Gordon can't let vanity get in the way of him sharing his poetry with the world.

Posted by: Michael K


AttentionWhore's picture

Mmmm.. I'd hit it before or after. Sexy fucker!
Plus, he could make you a damn good sammich as well :D

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Frost's picture

Gordon's still one of my dirty old man crushes and I happen to like his mini-strip at the beginning of "The F Word." He's pretty sweet teaching people to cook on that show.

He can say "my darling" in my ear all damn night long as long as I can tell him to "fuck off out of my kitchen" when we're done.

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He still looks bad. He looks like he's 55. But I'd still hit it.

MrPossumsMama's picture

What did this guy do to look that old at 42?? Holy cow.

crazyinjapan's picture

yip, I'd still hit it, too (shameface). I love it when he strips before he puts on his chef's coat on Kitchen Nightmares.
Makes me think of this friend I have without cable who housesat for another friend who had satellite. She saw "Naked Chef" on the food channel and waited all day for that show so she could see a nude man cooking.
Disappointment is rough.

weeble's picture

I'd still hit it. The wrinkles make him sexier, and I am sure I have something to put on his face that would make him forget all about those wrinkles....

deez's picture

Sorry. I'd still hit it.

tommyboy's picture

he needs a brow lift,facelift,,upper and lower blephoraplasty (eye) botox and a laser resurfacing,,this is beyond help from restylane,,,thats like trying to blow up Iraq with a pack of firecrackers and some sparklers,,he needs major surgery,,,which there is NOTHING wrong with ,,,

Thamar's picture

Kitchen nightmares gordon works his ass off. I like th wrinkles. I like wrinkles better than smoothed out plastic face. Sick of plastic surgery faces.

Terri's picture

Maybe it's the drugs talking, but he looks like Dennis Quaid in the 'after' pic.

snaphappy's picture

He should've tried this about 20 years ago

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TITS's picture

funny how a personality starts to show in ones face eh?

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yucko's picture

Likely it doesn't look very "different" because most of his wrinkles are way too deep to be immediately removed by Botox (or whatever). He'd probably have to keep the botoxing up for a few years to start to smooth out some of those crevices on his forehead. Honestly I think he'd look uglier and unremarkable without the wrinkles. But, the one caveat to that is that I mean he'd look uglier NOW. If he kept up with the wrinkles, 20-40 years from now you probably wouldn't be able to find his eyes. If nothing else, though, I definitely approve of the removal of the chin cleavage.

Anyway, I sort of like Ramsay.

Noelegy's picture

He's spent too much time in the sun, is my guess.

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I thought he got that chin from playing soccer, much better.

Centaurious's picture

@suecalico:It must have been a hard 42 years. He's got more wrinkles than my 91 year old grandmother. Seriously.
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LOL! I was just sitting here thinking that I used to volunteer in a nursing home and NOT ONE resident was even CLOSE to being as wrinkled as he.

Some of them were over 100...

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Pet Llama Jimothy's picture

my god, he is only 42? He looks ten to 15 years older than that.

wow, hohan, this is you in 10 years

It must have been a hard 42 years. He's got more wrinkles than my 91 year old grandmother. Seriously.

Vern's picture

Are you people blind? Look at his eyes! He's had way more work done than just some crack and crevice filler! They left some of the crevs to make it appear natural. He wants to go for the Keith Richards look!

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Whatever's picture

Looks like he had a good doctor work on him.

The Sunshine Gang's picture

Ummm...it looks the same

Centaurious's picture

God. How does one even GET a face like the "Before" pic?

He must have the genes of a Shar-pei.

"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."

Blahfrickinblah's picture

Shit, a small child could still get lost in those facial lines. 42? I call bullshit.

snowpiece's picture

drama, you man is looking goooood for you!!!!!♥♥♥

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It looks like his wrinkles were done by a Proctor Silex Steam Iron. He is still Shar Pei looking (no insult intended to the Shar Peis of the world)

How smart can Gordon be talking beauty advice from Simon Cowell?? He should have consulted the Queen of the Plastic Beasties Jackie Stallone

Mrs. F.'s picture

Does he chain smoke? He is actually younger than me, but he's one of the few celebs (of either gender) who make me feel good about how I have aged....

I'd hit it.

Sandbitch's picture

It's not normal to have a 6 pack on your face. He looks like a Sharpei puppeh.

Granny Frump's picture

How the hell did his face get like that in the first place?

MizRo's picture

Gordon Ramsay's face suits him - botoxed/restylaned/juvedermed men freak me out just as much as women.

sparkys nemesis's picture

I also think he needs more filler. I had Restylane once. Not the end of the world painful. Gord-o has more wrinkles than some Shar-Peis that I've seen.

Manbearpig's picture

I LOVE Chef Ramsey YOU FUCKING DONKEYS, NOW PISS OFF TO BED!

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stake_spike's picture

He looks the same.

I've seen Gordon smile on Graham Norton (when he was going on about waxing his pubes and poor Juliette Binoche had no idea what he was talking about) and he seemed like a funny guy, if not a bit of a frat boy douche. Then again I don't watch his show but he didn't seem like a bad guy.

42 though? More like 52 why is his face so wack?

Hysteria's picture

Needs more filler.

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Jill-The-Ripper's picture

I watch him on BBC America and he seems like such a cunt. Smile lines? I think I have seen him smile once.

I'm not seeing much of a difference here. This is one case in which a celebrity could lie about any plastic surgery/injections and no one would question it.

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Paquita's picture

I bealry see a dif. in the two pics

But i can see how he can be so wrinkley. My ex is a chef and all the late hours and standing around for up to 10 hours a day can really show it in your face, specially with eyes that show when you are tired.

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Disraeli_Ears's picture

The only person in my family that has more wrinkles than GR is my 87-year-old Grandpa.

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xxyxz's picture

LMAO @ PSL♥

Thornhill's picture

@Nanners.... Your comment about weathered English skin hurt my sensitve little feelings... No not really....

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Toonkinstein's picture

....we should ave a statue of Gordon Ramsey in D-Listed's town square....we should all take notes!

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parissucksliterally's picture

Pleco, heehee- btw, my boyfriend cracks up at your avies.....

Dirk- right? try getting some fucking sleep!

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Dirk Diggler's picture

Only 42!?! Wow. The guy should try to sleep sometimes.

Sassyfras's picture

Sad if he did that for his American Audience. Luv to watch the British version or RKN, American version tries too hard.