Afternoon Crumbs

Diddy is moisturizing the sexy on a balcony in Rio (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Miranda Kerr gave her nipples the day off, and showed her nalgas instead - Egotastic!

Katy Perry's t-shirt could use another "shit" word or two - Hollywood Tuna

Jessica Simpson is in India (insert your own sacred cow joke here) - Lainey Gossip

Chris Brown's new video is like the worst GAP commercial ever - Just Jared

Let's all get stoned....just like Billy Goat Brad - Popsugar

Brit Brit is boozed and braless - Cityrag

Aunt Jodi on what it's been like re-connecting with the Gosselin kids: "To be able to love ON them has just been amazing."- Celebitchy

Jennifer Esposito is marrying the dude from Age of Love - I'm Not Obsessed

Nick Zano will jump from one caca party to another - Socialite Life

9 reasons for why dogs attack us while we sleep - SOW

Suri as Cinderella and Stepford Katie as her haggard old stepmother - Hollywood Rag

How to butch up your "lispy, prancy, faggy boy son" for Halloween - Towleroad

LSD ate Dita Ton Teese's original chichis which is why she got fakes ones put in - ICYDK

Roberto Cavalli playing around with the giant Muppet version of Chicken Cutlets - Holy Moly!

This is all sorts of not right - Buzzfeed

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Afternoon Crumbs

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Submitted by starfishing on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 6:24am.

Diddy IS GAY!
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Submitted by Price_for_Prez on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 11:09pm.

Seriously, Michael K? You post a link to a website run by a straight guy calling Diddy
a "faggot"?

Drunken Stepfather is the worst. Hate hate hate it! I never click on those anymore.

I hope body building toddler enjoys his stunted growth and thanks his fucked up parents for it.

I also hope crayon box dog ate his owners' faces later that night.

Submitted by happyface on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 11:45pm.

About Dita Von Teese's excuse for a boobjob -
Oh, I love this one: "I lost too much weight, so I lost my boobs forever." Sorry, you were just flat before and you're just making excuses for your vanity and original flatness. And that was a TERRIBLE boobjob. Those boobs look like they wanna leave. It's just good that she went for average size. I remember back in the day she used to deny that she ever had a boobjob - that those were somehow normal. That's how she got to be on those lezzie porns by Andrew Blake b/c he has a rule to only have natural models. So, obviously she lied in order to get that job. She only came out w/ the truth that here boobs were fake on the Howard Stern show.

Submitted by Price_for_Prez on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 11:39pm.

Seriously, Michael K? You post a link to a website run by a straight guy calling Diddy a "faggot"?

Submitted by Madam Pince on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 8:32pm.

Everyone in that video about the child weight lifter is sick. No 11-year-old should look like that, no mother should allow that behavior or publicize it, and no normal man should admire the kid. But most normal men don't look like the stereotypical pedophile and aren't married to unattractive women who specialize in denial.

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Submitted by Emeriesan on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 7:01pm.

The Onion is fucking brilliant! Always so spot on and the worst thing is, the reality is more fucked up than their videos. When watching the child bodybuilder thingie I wondered the whole time whether it was fo'realz.

Submitted by stefystef on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 6:55pm.

Katie looks more miserable than ever.
I think she wants to bust outta Scientology like that Crash director.
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There's no crying in butt sex!- Michael K

Submitted by Flatbush Hooker... on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 6:49pm.

Diddy noone needs to know that your dick itches from dirty manginas

speaking of dirty manginas...I caught my 3 workers in umm very intresting 3some the other day
Guy was doing a girl and girl was doing another guy with a strap on
idk how I didn't poke my eyes out with a pencil after....someone who put couch in copy room really did think ahead!

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I was like dooodooo and she walk like beep beep

Submitted by Centaurious on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 6:25pm.

Diddy's obviously just pulling out his dirty tampon in preparation for inserting a fresh one.

"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."

Submitted by SpiceDong on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 5:31pm.

Roberto Cavalli has a wife???!!!!
I know people who partied with this queen and his boytoys in Fire Island..but then again even Elton John used to be married to a woman too...I just don't see who he is trying to fool...what is the need for a beard in his case???...guess it is a generational thing...or perhaps he is truly and OPENLY bi. The wife has all the glamorous signs of a true Hot Slut of the Day...I will give him that...and wonder if she was truly born a woman.

It burrrrrrrns!!!! - Miss Coco Peru
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKNZICoKSdA

Submitted by stake_spike on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 5:03pm.

If you want to see Miranda Kerr's ass just get a VS catalog and open it to the panty section. How is this news worthy?

Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 4:48pm.

O! TY, Peach Pie!

And man, is Britney suffering from Mimi-itis or what? Does she have no idea what to wear out besides a little black dress? Which, at LEAST, could be cut for her! I mean, she has a bazillion dollars right (cuz 5 bazillion people love her so much)? Is she allergic to stylists?

♥ Threadkilla!
"Dear old people who run the world:
My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.
"Watch your language, moron!" ~ Homer Simpson.

Submitted by TimC on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 4:29pm.

MK, why do you always have to put in links to Towleroad? That is the worst website for being down or for crashing my browser. Especially when that video is from the Onion, which is a website doesn't crash my browser. It's bad enough dealing with all the malware on Dlisted. Towleroad is worse, and usually ain't worth the hassle.

Submitted by RecessVillain on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 4:09pm.

Bodybulider Boy could so beat the piss out of creepy fat guy.

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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 4:07pm.

Stopped watching csi miami just because diddy bugs me.

Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 3:59pm.

Pedo guys wife needs to be bashed with a clue by four or thirty. If your husband says, "Hey, let's pack up the van and camp out on this kids lawn!" the healthy response is, "Get the f out!!!" not, "I'll pack the Twizzlers!!"

Submitted by chica robotica on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 3:52pm.

Submitted by A Dodo is Forever on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 3:12pm.

Same boy, I think. I guess they live in the US now.

Submitted by Plecostomus on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 3:51pm.

Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 3:17pm.
whfuckityfuck!?!?!?!?!? That bodybuilding kid and his parents,OMFG!

Whatever happened to protecting your fucking child!!!! Now this pedo know's where he lives!
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You know, I actually fear for that boy's safety. Visions of Selena and her crazed fan club president were doing a devilish tango in my head while I endured that excruciating video.

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Bottom-feeder.

Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 3:47pm.

whfuckityfuck!?!?!?!?!? That bodybuilding kid and his parents,OMFG!

Whatever happened to protecting your fucking child!!!! Now this pedo know's where he lives!

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Submitted by suze on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 3:44pm.

Dita did a bit of soft core lezzie porn - there's still some floating around on the net somewhere.

THE ONION RULES!! SO funny.

Richard the Tarzan boy - I really hope you end what you're doing and enjoy a normal life.
Weird pedo guy from upstate NY - Castrate yourself now!

Submitted by A Dodo is Forever on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 3:42pm.

Whoever said America is fucked up because of the bodybuilding kid...I agree, to a certain extent. But remember that one kid who was/was supposed to be in a live action "Tarzan" kiddie movie? There was a documentary about him on TV. His parents were European, Hungarian if I remember correctly. They pushed him so hard, it was disturbing.

Submitted by get serious on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 3:42pm.

When will little miss twitney ever learn?

Twitney - PLEASE WEAR A BRA. No one wants to see your dried out floppy booby bags. And, since you've been to rehab 3x, maybe it's a good idea not to get BOOZED UP! Duh to the nth degree...

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Submitted by Plecostomus on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 3:41pm.

That guy might as well have blinking neon lights over his head saying "I LOVE Buffed Boys" while rainbow-colored lasers shoot out of his ass.

And his wife's so clueless I wanna sell her some condos in the Everglades.

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Bottom-feeder.

Submitted by RecessVillain on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 3:41pm.

LMFAO @ Towleroad

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Submitted by mbar on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 3:39pm.

That "lispy, prancy, faggy son" video was hilarious. And I'm gullible so I though it was real at first.

Submitted by PeachPie on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 3:37pm.

Angel I, love the avie.

Submitted by PeachPie on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 3:36pm.

Submitted by guilty of being... on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 2:53pm.

A six year old on steroids...fucking child molesting sicko's that want to hang out with said six year old...no wonder most countries hate Americans! Sick shit for sure!
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I saw that on CNN this morning, too. I couldn't bring myself to read the article. I CALL SHENANIGANS on the parents. WTF.

Submitted by NoAnjl on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 3:35pm.

Submitted by original putas on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 2:53pm.
UMMMM, who is that in your avvie???????

Submitted by chica robotica on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 3:28pm.

OMG, that Spot the Pedophile/Little Tarzan clip is so wrong! That guy is creepy beyond belief... how does every alarm bell not go off in your head? Mama, take the website down -- and don't invite these men to your house!

Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 3:26pm.

Wouldn't the bigger question be how did Dita Von Teese made the money to get the boobs? Was she a cock sucker? Who gave her money while dancing showing up dried up titties?

Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.

Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 3:23pm.

♪Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand♫
Hell, we could do this all day.

♥ Threadkilla!
"Dear old people who run the world:
My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.
"Watch your language, moron!" ~ Homer Simpson.

Submitted by original putas on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 3:23pm.

not that diddy was ever attractive, but this is the worst i've ever seen him look.

Submitted by guilty of being... on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 3:23pm.

A six year old on steroids...fucking child molesting sicko's that want to hang out with said six year old...no wonder most countries hate Americans! Sick shit for sure!

"Fuck me running..."

Submitted by NoAnjl on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 3:19pm.

Diddy is repulsive. I do not find him the least bit attractive. Yuck.

Submitted by putsomestankonit on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 3:17pm.

Um Britney, you shouldn't drink while being heavily medicated...
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Submitted by Plecostomus on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 3:17pm.

See, MJ dies, and everyone from this tool to Simon LeBon is trying to call dibs on the crotch-grabbing.

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Bottom-feeder.

Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 3:17pm.

You know, if Shitney's new piece/mamager/publicist, whoeverthefuckheis, actually cared about her ass, he wouldn't be letting her drink, as, she's obviously got sever issues with it.

Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 10/27/2009 - 3:16pm.

Shitney is thisclose to showing the pie goods.....again.