Corey Feldman Is All Yours Now
For the teenager (circa 1989) in you who has always wanted dry hump Dinger from Dream a Little Dream, now's your chance! Because Corey Feldman and his wife Susannah have decided to wrap their marriage up in a baggy and sell it to Corey Ham (typo and it stays) so that he can chop it up and snort it up his nostrils. Basically, Corey's wife has filed for The Big D.
E! Online reports that Susannah is blaming "irreconcilable differences" as the reason for their break-up. Susannah wants Corey to send her a monthly check for spousal and child support for their 5-year-old son Zen. The two have been married for 7 years, so they should give themselves a pat on the taint, because that's like 50 years in Hollywood time. However....
They should have known it was not going to last forever when they got married on the set of The Surreal Life in a ceremony officiated by future Cash4Gold spokesman MC Hammer. Everything MC Hammer touches goes bankrupt. Aw.
And expect a The Two Coreys of Love reality show in 3...2...
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I just need to point out that Corey Haim played Dinger, not Feldman. Easy mistake as they are pretty much the same person.
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Meat had something to do with this. The source--another man or livestock--is debatable.
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i was more of a corey haim girl back then! shame!
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Of course they'll divorce.
Shannon Doherty was too old for Polanski, anyway.
Who didn't see this coming? Bitch was in it for the fame. Yes I admit I watched their shit shows and she was BITCH.
I never liked her. She is an annoying ass kisser, who thought that she had to be involved in everything the Coreys were doing. She couldn't do anything without Corey right there. She needs to be the center of attention and have her hand held. I am surprised he didn't divorce her years ago. She is whiney, needy, and clingy. She is also the one who was the big vegetarian, not Corey. He only changed because of her. I have to admit that I watch The Two Coreys a few times.
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What in the praying mantis crackhooker hell is this?! - MK 9/11/09
Submitted by birdgherl on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 1:49pm.
That sucks. I smoked a cigarette with her outside of a party once. She was hiding from Cory and asked me not to tell.
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How come? Were your Marlboros made out of rolled strips of beef jerky?
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Bottom-feeder.
That sucks. I smoked a cigarette with her outside of a party once. She was hiding from Cory and asked me not to tell. Like I would beeline for him and rat her out or something? She's super sweet but also a little dumb. But it's not like he's going to get any better.
Ack her shirt makes me ill...seriously...!
"Is lame fish related to Gay Fish at all, because that would answer many of life's greatest douche mysteries." - MK
Words We’ll Never Hear Department:
“Now coming in at the middle linebacker spot, Zen Feldman.”
“Students, proud parents, distinguished faculty. It gives me great pleasure to introduce the valedictorian for the Stanford Class of 2026, Zen Feldman.”
“Rabbi Zen Feldman will now perform the bris.”
zomay, I heard about that, too.
and jack does not know what tofu is... if it is not battered and fried or contain cheese, beef and bacon, i no likey. i actually picture tofu and sushi as the same nasty shit... sorry tofu lovahz.
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MOTHERFUCKER WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? KEEP IT COMING. 10/27/09, the great philosopher, Dr. suckandfuck
big surprise! i would estimate the amount of celebs who stay married and/or aren't drug addicts to be very small.
really? there are people who don't know what tofu is? I think even Jack is well aware of the existence of tofu!
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You guys remember reading the story about a license plate request being denied? They wanted to say ILUVTOFU. But the state said no becasue it could be read as 'to fuck'.
That was like a year ago or maybe less.
I see not much changes around here...when is the Greasers versus Socs rumble this year, anyway? Or should I see seniors vs. freshmen?
Anyway, she was a bit of a bitch, but she seemed to mean well on that sad reality show. She probably got tired of dealing with his "but I should have been FAMOUS forever" bitch sessions.
Submitted by xxyxz on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 12:06pm.
♥ Hi, sweetie! ♥
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 12:03pm
♥ hiiiii
Submitted by No Words on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 12:00pm.
Looking forward to it! :-)
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 12:00pm.
I'm responding to Dodo, dumbass!
*swooooooooon*
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MOTHERFUCKER WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? KEEP IT COMING. 10/27/09, the great philosopher, Dr. suckandfuck
Submitted by No Words on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 11:42am.
Submitted by slutstick on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 10:54am.
Submitted by No Words on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 10:38am.
Okay, I am slow because I just now got her t-shirt slogan...
"I Love TO F(uck) U.
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Uhh, not so much. They are vegetarian (or vegan, I can't remember) so it is more of that she loves tofu...not TO F U. (In case you don't know, tofu is basically a soybean brick that vegetarians/vegans eat.)
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Wow...condescending much? I am a vegan, but I sure as hell don't brag about it. And I still think they were being clever with a double entendre. You know what that is, right?
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Not condescending at all actually....so don't get your panties in a bunch - some people actually don't know what tofu is....didn't know if you were one of those people. Chill the hell out and pull the glass dildo out of your a-hole.
~~*I have a gift for enraging people, but if I ever bore you it will be with a knife.*~~
bacon makes everything better.... mmmmmmmmm
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MOTHERFUCKER WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? KEEP IT COMING. 10/27/09, the great philosopher, Dr. suckandfuck
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 11:59am.
HAHA! Team No Words! Email me, lady, when you get the chance & catch me up! I miss you!
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Miss you, too, sweetie! E-mail coming up tonight...much to discuss.
I'm responding to Dodo, dumbass! I'm TRYING to say that ME calling Paris Hilton a cunt is DIFFERENT than Corey Haim calling his friend's wife a bitch. While she may in fact be a bitch, I thought it was tacky, out of line, disrespectful, etc. when he called her that because she was just sick of his lazy ass being in her house and cooking for him! Fuck it. I'm going to lunch.
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HAHA! Team No Words! Email me, lady, when you get the chance & catch me up! I miss you!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Hey, jack...my son had a double bacon, double cheeseburger at Perkins yesterday and I THOUGHT OF YOU!
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 11:52am.
It must hurt to be that fucking stupid to where you can't decipher the difference between a dipshit calling his friend's wife a bitch and people on a celebrity website snarking on Paris Hilton.
I've read this 15 times and still do not understand what you mean.
*adjusts helmet*
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MOTHERFUCKER WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? KEEP IT COMING. 10/27/09, the great philosopher, Dr. suckandfuck
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 11:49am.
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Thanks, jack! I do think Corey and wifey were trying to be cute with that thing.
We agree...who in hell brags about TOFU!
It must hurt to be that fucking stupid to where you can't decipher the difference between a dipshit calling his friend's wife a bitch and people on a celebrity website snarking on Paris Hilton.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
NoWords - I agree with you. I heard on the radio a while back about another celeb wearing a shirt exactly like that one and was quoted as saying that is what it was intended for... who the FUCK wears a shirt about loving Tofu... some kinda dumbass!
*puts on "I love cheesburgers" shirt*
*googles entendre*
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MOTHERFUCKER WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? KEEP IT COMING. 10/27/09, the great philosopher, Dr. suckandfuck
Submitted by slutstick on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 10:54am.
Submitted by No Words on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 10:38am.
Okay, I am slow because I just now got her t-shirt slogan...
"I Love TO F(uck) U.
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Uhh, not so much. They are vegetarian (or vegan, I can't remember) so it is more of that she loves tofu...not TO F U. (In case you don't know, tofu is basically a soybean brick that vegetarians/vegans eat.)
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Wow...condescending much? I am a vegan, but I sure as hell don't brag about it. And I still think they were being clever with a double entendre. You know what that is, right?
Stoney: So the 945356568 bitches you call cunts each day just want you to "grow up and act right"? Makes sense.
She should start screwing corey haim.
Yeah, I remember when Haim was hating on her big time on the reality show. Calling her a bitch and a cunt and shit. She probably just wanted them to grow up and act right. Like most "cunts" and "bitches" do.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Jeepers. I was just thinking about the two Coreys yesterday and recalling their sweat lodge experience to a friend. I honestly thought this marriage would last despite how odd they all are. I bet Haim is laughing it up. Sad. :(
Oh dear. What will he do now for $$? She may have been the only thing keeping him on the straight and narrow who knows. Anyway, what I really wanna know is .... who molested Corey Haim????
"I told the troot, and I have fate the troot will prevail."
Submitted by No Words on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 10:38am.
Okay, I am slow because I just now got her t-shirt slogan...
"I Love TO F(uck) U.
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Uhh, not so much. They are vegetarian (or vegan, I can't remember) so it is more of that she loves tofu...not TO F U. (In case you don't know, tofu is basically a soybean brick that vegetarians/vegans eat.)
~~*I have a gift for enraging people, but if I ever bore you it will be with a knife.*~~
Okay, I am slow because I just now got her t-shirt slogan...
"I Love TO F(uck) U.
I wonder if this will lead the way for a new era of the Two Corey's?
Submitted by Tristram on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 10:33am.
LOL.
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MOTHERFUCKER WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? KEEP IT COMING. 10/27/09, the great philosopher, Dr. suckandfuck
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 10:30am.
The jewelry looks like it's linked in the middle, which can't be good unless her daddy is a prince who's saving her for marriage.
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Love was a fire to warm fools.
Tristram - yup. Her tits are all kinds of out of whack... and I thought the jewlery was just one of glittery jewels that came of of Feldman's MJ glove... go figure.
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MOTHERFUCKER WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? KEEP IT COMING. 10/27/09, the great philosopher, Dr. suckandfuck
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 10:22am.
I agree... but not so much in this pic (NSFW)
Fake tits. She's got some jewelry or sumptin guarding her portal.
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Love was a fire to warm fools.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 10:20am.
Am I the only slut here thınkıng that hıs wıfe looks eerıly lıke Mıchael Jackson?
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Wow - no. You're not alone. What a weirdo that guy is.
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Holy fuck, that was a bad song. And bitch was really trying for the Oscars, unless she was tearing up from sheer embarrassment. Maybe she was crying inside thinking, I can't believe I have to fuck this ugly talenteless mother fucker so I can get a paycheck.
Breakdown -
I agree... but not so much in this pic (NSFW)
http://the-feeding-tube.com/media/1/20080724-susie-feldman-playboy-pictu...
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MOTHERFUCKER WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? KEEP IT COMING. 10/27/09, the great philosopher, Dr. suckandfuck
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 10:20am.
ACK!!!! Mystery solved!!! *regurgitates diet breakfast bar and chai tea*
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Am I the only slut here thınkıng that hıs wıfe looks eerıly lıke Mıchael Jackson?
Who we all know may have possıbly boınked a Corey or three back ın the day?!
Ugh now I need moıst towlette!
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