The Answer Is: DUH.
I'd show my bits for a drop of sweat you claim you collected from Mah Boo Anderson Cooper's forehead during one of his giggle fits. And I'd even do it knowing that the sweat most likely came from a homeless junkie's upper lip. So, I'm easy. And so is Levi Johnston! Dude needs to stop teasing about showing his peen. Levi's manager/Palin-blocker Tank has already said there's a 90% chance that we will see Levi's moneymaker in his Playgirl spread, but he decided to play coy on his Twitter the other day by asking this question.
We all know Levi will drop the wang for two pieces of moose jerky and a Sarah Palin Cabbage Patch Doll. Stop the Twittering, and whip it out.
By the way, since Levi typed "WANG" Kanye-style, does that mean he's hung like a Gaga? Yes, I always get over-analytical when it comes to dude dick.
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When does his issue of Playgirl come out?
What, that's the best he could do? Cheap whore.
Also, who says "WANG" anymore.
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
I'm embarassed to say it, but I want to see his 'wang' *hides*
$35,000? That's some cheap wang.
Hahahaha!! This place is on FIRE today!!
I can throw the hate on so many "celebs", I don't think there is enough time today!
whip.
it.
out.
mommi wan to see.
who gon' check me boo?
IMO he's totally fug! I suspect his "wang" is 5" which is why his screen name ends in 05 . . . or is that the year he did something remarkable? I still can't believe anyone would pay him for anything.
if the palins have seen this tool's peen then there's no need for me to see it...revoke this douche's 15 minutes already...
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A new kitty lapping up milk trumps old pussy coughing up hair balls any day.
If this was the face of a democratic nominee's daughter's baby daddy, would he be getting jobs and on TV all the fucking time? Yep, I get the Palin put him out there to save conservative face, but him having continual life after seems like a desperate attempt by the left to ensure her political career is done.
I can't stand her but I find the left's continual fascination and desire to bring her down by pushing this dumb neanderthal on us is pathetic.
Isn't this douchebag's 15 minutes up yet? And who on God's green earth would want to see his "wang"? Gross.
A sister on DL thinks Levi is fat and ugly.
Other sisters wonder if Levi suffers from 'tinymeat' - defined as less than 7" long and 6" around, on the tape measure!
Discuss!
He won't be worth the trouble, he's most likely hung like a hamster. Now if he was packing what Peter Steele showed in his Playgirl spread............I'd give it a second thought.
BTW: Does anyone think he knows that Playgirl readership is like 90% gay men? LMAO!
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What a dip. Go away already. He wouldn't even be on Playgirl's radar if he hadn't impregnated Bristol Palin.
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Thıs peen and the person attached to ıt are only relevant because of a rıfle-totıng ıdıot.
That ıs all.
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I saw him on the news today and he said that he is not saying stuff that will destroy Sarah Palin and the news reporter was trying to get it out of him he basically hinted at illegal stuff , like if she needs more stuff to destroy her
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
I think Levi's sexy...in a moose shootin' kind of way
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ABSOLUTELY! Lemme go get it - it's in my sock drawer:)
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"Watch your language, moron!" ~ Homer Simpson.
I really love to play with some frank and beans as often as possible, so I really hope that he shows his. Nothing is hotter than an attractive dude showing off his goods and getting ogled. Can't wait.
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SMALL. They are going to photoshop the hell out of that dick. Alaska has the smallest cocks in the whole USA, remember? Why would this douche be the exception.
Big one? Small one? Hmmmm?
I for one am eager to see it, but don't ask me to pay anyone for the privilege.
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He'd have more success at name-recognition to call it his Johnston.
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WANG...arrrgh. stupid word.
Coma Caca!!
Why is this person even relevant? And he's gonna bank for showing us his penis. Ugh, a peen is a peen, and I bet it's average to small.
Plus, what grown man and father tweets about his genitals being up for auction?! I secretly hope he's huge just to compensate for this fuckery.
pfft... I'd do it for a 6 pack and a bag of skittles.
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I, for one, do not wanna see Levi's 'wang'. When he whips it out, bad stuff happens! lol That dick needs to be on lockdown, all 4 inches of it, the last thing dude needs is more babehs.
Palin's *kinda* faded into the background....why can't this redneck?
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Why shell out six bucks for a Playgirl when you can head down to the communal shower at your local trailer park and get the same show for free?
now that's classy
No one needs to see this cretin's wang bone for free, much less pay any money for it. Let's reward idiots for having unprotected sex, knocking someone up, and then not even bothering to get married after they claimed it was what they would do (obviously because grandma was running for prez, but still).
Sterilize this K-Fed wannabe and put that in your Twitter and stuff it!
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FreeB, check out ur twitter..Just don't add Levi :)
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Are people actually interested in seeing his redneck wang?
Let your dick swing out!!!
I don't have a wang, but I'll Wang Chung it for you for a blueberry muffin and some coffee.
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 9:13am.
Don't threaten me with a good time, motherfucker. I'll drop your ass like third period French.
HAHAHAHA. OMG. I'm not convinced Dodo is male.
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Submitted by Plecostomus on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 9:11am.
SHOW US YOUR BITS!!!!!!!!!!!
@freebird : It IS close to Halloween, after all. LOL @ that Goddess-Hunter. Didn't we maul him on DListed a few moons back?
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OMG! Hahahaha! Now that you mention it FreeB, they'd be a match made in Heaven! And I'm sure Mr. Goddess wouldn't need 35K to show his wang..He's already shown his ass for free.
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Pleco - I don't remember seeing a post about him, but we've talked about him various times. But I haven't been able to open post much for the past few months, so y'all may have had fun without me. :o(
My money is on average, AT BEST! And I'm a pretty good judge of size before seeing it, just a gift!
Of course we need to know will it or has it been measured? Str8 guy inches or actual?
I mean really; if I had a dollar for every 7.5" that came over but was actually 6....well I could at least pay for my internet...
Stop, you're getting me too hot.
why not? britney, cokehan and paris have all shown their bits for free.
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Submitted by A Dodo is Forever on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 9:12am.
I'll pull the tampons out for you...I fucking love that. But if you let me, I might have to sprain MORE than your uvula, if you get my drift....
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Don't threaten me with a good time, motherfucker. I'll drop your ass like third period French.
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Uvula/vulva.....hell, it's all pink on the inside anyway. - Sweet Babu
Actually, I can REALLY envision this asshole becoming a porn star...
Remember when John Wayne Bobbitt made porn? Another asshole who was known for where his dick ended up (on the side of the road, I think?).
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I'll pull the tampons out for you...I fucking love that. But if you let me, I might have to sprain MORE than your uvula, if you get my drift....
His only claim to fame is knocking up a Palin offspring, so $35k is more than generous for a quasi-nobody with an average face and bod...I'll be very surprised if he happens to pack more than 6" hard...my instincts tell me there's not much to look at there. Besides Playgirl (the actual paper magazine) closed down months ago...they only have a website now...so the only way for people to see him will be to shell money and subscribe to the pay per view site if they aren't already a member...which is more expensive than the paper magazine was (yeah I did my research). So would you sluts pay to see his wang?...I certainly wouldn't...the photos will be leaked everywhere I am sure and sooner or later you'll see his cocktail wiener for free.
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SHOW US YOUR BITS!!!!!!!!!!!
@freebird : It IS close to Halloween, after all. LOL @ that Goddess-Hunter. Didn't we maul him on DListed a few moons back?
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