Yes, Brittany Murphy Is Still Crazy
TMZ reports that the cops were called to Brittany Murphy's Hollywood house at 2:30 this morning after neighbors say she was screaming on her balcony about hearing gun shots in her yard. When officers strolled up, Brittany continued to freak out about the supposed shoot out. After conducting a short investigation (aka using their common sense for two seconds), the police figured out that the noise was coming from an angry generator.
And upon further further inspection, they declared the generator NOT GUILTY, because the noise was actually Brittany Murphy's weather balloon lips popping again. Don't worry though, the cops drove her to the nearest gas station and attached her lips to an air pump. So Britt is back to normal.
You know, I shouldn't make fun of this crazy since I have been known to jump in bushes after hearing a car's engine backfire. You never know when a Mop Head, or a Wonky, or a Hagel is coming after your ass.
she might be as crazy as a shit house rat but you got to like anyone who plays on "King of the Hill" Luann Platter rocks!
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Love me some Brittany!
Hey, anyone know if she's stil married to that weird dude?
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I never knew Brittany Murphy was a target on Dlisted. Then again, I never knew Disney would be one to push sex on little kids. Days go by, and I learn new things. God Bless America.
We're ALL crazy!
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Ha when I was a little kid I thought my grandmother lived in a ghetto neighborhood and whenever we'd see a car creeping we'd yell driveby! and throw ourselves on the ground.
This is why you shouldn't let kids watch Boyz in da Hood or Don't be a Menace.
@ MizRo : Maybe he high-tailed it outta here after sucking her brains out.
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Hi Plecto - we both had the same idea! *muah*
Where is that overweight, ugly, greasy, balding hubby of hers? Did he get his green card and check out?
If someone ever did shoot at her, she could stop the bullets with the silicone shields in her lips.
Is she still working? Scratch that, we know the answer. Her latest work is "MegaFault From the Makers of Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus." Damn, only a few years ago she was in SIN CITY, and now she's on the same career plateau as 80s pop tarts.
Gone, Brittany, Gone.
(Hi, MizRo!)
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What exactly does she do? Does she act?
She's gone, this one, gone.
Ever since she married that LOSER her career has been in the toilet.
like anyone would want to stalk/shoot that bitch. no one cares about you britmurf. hahaha. murf.
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She should really not stay up all night doing cocaine...I mean, she has her to career to think...of...oh yeah, she doesn't have much of one, does she now? Huh...?
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Yeah, it sounds like drug induced paranoia. If she was in her right mind (whatever that is) she wouldn't make herself a target by standing out on her balcony screaming her head off.
She tries so hard to be relevent. She has spent a million dollars on platic surgery and takes all kinds of drugs to stay reed thin. But she is still ugly and talentless. She still married to that gross guy?
Submitted by mzharley on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 12:12pm.
LMAO... I am honored.
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HAHAHAHHAHA,
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'Sounds like day 3 of a meth binge... sleep deprivation, lack of food and a 8-ball of bathtub meth will make your ass see Navy Seals crawling through your yard... get some sleep, lightweight!' - jack-n-the-hat, DListed
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LisaRose, Brittany was never on "The Torkelsons." She was on "Almost Home," which was kinda the same show (minus a few of the kids) but after the family has moved (to Seattle, I think?) so Mrs. Torkelson can be Brittany Murphy and Jason Marsden's nanny. I remember Alyson Hannigan being on the show a couple times too, playing someone's tomboy BFF 'Sam.' Good times.
It looks like her face can't support her heavy lips.
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MAN IN THE MOON, WAAAHH AAHM AH SUCH A LOOSER???
Anyone remember Brittany from "The Torkelsons"? I LOVED that show. She had such potential and I miss her. :(
Nice dick shaped mouth. I suspected that husband of hers was a pinky dick.
What happened to this bitch? She used to be at top of the young actresses game back in 02-03 and then she dropped it. Oh well, I still like her, I hope she makes a comeback.
her latest achievement is a TV movie of the week on SyFy...so whatever hopes you had for her career should cease to exist. These types of reports don't help her cause either.
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Thıs ıs one Hollywood starlet I had hıgh hopes for...
then she just dropped the hopes and got HIGH.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 9:44am.
sounds like day 3 of a meth binge... sleep deprivation, lack of food and a 8-ball of bathtub meth will make your ass see Navy Seals crawling through your yard... get some sleep, lightweight!
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HAHAHAHAH!!!! Reminds me of a roomate who was on a 5-day binge with that shit, came storming into my room, locks it, pulls the blinds and begins to rant and rave how the FBI are outside and they're slipping wires under his door to video and record him.
Ugh.....go get some sleep dude.
Does anyone remember when she hosted SNL one time and she was SO thin...I actually gasped when she came out.
Well, they had some stupid sketch about her trying on clothes in a store. She came out wearing leather pants and I actually felt sick when the guys in the audience started hooting and whistling. She looked ILL. What is hot about that?? No wonder people get eating disorders!
She looks like one of those blow-up sex dolls.
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MJF!!!! HEY THERE DOLLFACE!!!
a friend's of mine Bf grew up with Brittany and they get together once in a while they say she is extremely sweet (not sure if they seen her after she got married)
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
I've just watch Brittany in a couple of movies and I decided that I love her. I feel real sad cuz she has those black marks under her eyes (STEAL ST. ANGIE'S POTION!) which makes her really hard to cast. But she's a good actress, this bitch.
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She's kinda cute. Twitchy...but kinda cute.
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Submitted by ricki lake on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 9:35am.
I loved Brittany Murphy, back when she was more of a character actress more than a leading lady, and before she severely fucked up her face with all that horrible plastic surgery.
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I agree. I really liked her before she caved to try and fit the Hollywood cookie cutter.
"You know, I shouldn't make fun of this crazy since I have been known to jump in bushes after hearing a car's engine backfire."
who hasn't
Stoney> I like The Raman Girl, personally.
I like Brittany ever since her comment about Ashton having a little pecker. I thought that was hilarious.
Sounds like a bit of meth paranoia.
drowning in work....help.....
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Yes, Brittany, the smart thing to do when you hear gun shots in your yard is to draw attention to yourself. I would have just gone back asleep. Some of us are used to that sort of thing.
Wasn't she climbin'-the-walls crazed in "Don't Say A Word" w/ Michael Douglas?
I liked her when she was takes-up-the-screen fat ("Clueless") or not on the screen at all (Luanne on "King of the Hill")
Submitted by SakeBomb on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 10:07am.
she will always be ty. but she was good in spun, too... almost too good, makes me suspect she was actually on speed for filming. anyone else seen it, she was eerily on point with all the crackie nuances of a speedfreak
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of course she was on speed...that movie was awesome
she will always be ty. but she was good in spun, too... almost too good, makes me suspect she was actually on speed for filming. anyone else seen it, she was eerily on point with all the crackie nuances of a speedfreak
I still enjoy the Golden Girls' version of Clueless.
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 9:34am.
BWAH!!!!!!!
That was way harsh, Ty. I'm outtie.
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