Pete Wentz Pulled A Pete Wentz
Dear Bronx Mowgli, now is your chance to file emancipation. There's not one judge in all the land that won't rule in your favor once you crawl up to the bench and hand them this picture as EXHIBIT ALL OF THE ABOVE!
Pete Wentz lost a bet to Gabriel Saporta (of Cobra Starship) last night which cost him space on his arm. Yes, Pete got Gabriel's face tattooed on his person. Pete explained his new skidmark on his Twitter:
my head hurts. i was buzzed lightyear last night. followed thru on a gentlemens bet w/@gabrielsaporta now i have 1 more bad tattoo.
We've all made some bad decisions in life while booze was running through our system. We have the bruises and babies to prove it, but don't ever ever put the blame on the sweet nectar of the gods. Why does delicious alcohol always take the fall for natural fuckery?
And I might be a little drunk myself since I laughed at "buzzed lightyear." Ugh. There I go blaming the booze.
P.S. - Go ahead and file this picture under: Why The Fuck Do You Have a Kid?
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this is half as credible as balloon boy. it's someone else's leg... probably some stupid fan.
Pete Wentz is so hardcore
*projectile vomits*
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It IS Dan Smith from LA Ink!
PS I think it's actually his leg?
What a fucking peen.
Pete Wentz and Asslee Simpson.
So. Kid's college fund at Harvard or American Truckdriver's School?
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
This guy will never grow up. I suspect he still sleeps in onesies.
Pete needs a good punching.
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quick someone invent a time machine and go back and abort his retarded ass
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I got nuthin'
Submitted by Plecostomus on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 4:02pm.
@jim
At which point did anyone ever say Wench was straight?
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I used to think that he was just a d-bag but now I'm thinking he's closeted too.
Or are the faces on their picture just the d-bag's version of puckery faces?
also pete wentz reminds me of a douche ex of mine who would get ANYTHING tattooed on him because he wanted to be covered in tattoos...he would let his hipster tattoo artist friends tattoo the dumbest shit on him...one time he came home with what looked like a fetus in a glass jar with an umbilical cord attached on his calf...i saw it and started yelling "what the fuck is that...how is that meaningful--if that's what you say tattoos are"...he just blew me off...he also had satan flipping someone off as another example...fug/foolishness/stupidity all around...
he thinks he's so beyond edgy and emo that he's somehow the antithesis yet that somehow makes him even cooler...he thinks his smirking and posing is something we "won't get"...he tries SOOOO hard...it's pathetic
What a douchebag.
Submitted by sunny on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 4:32pm.
Awwww...how special...and how cute that Pete is trying to claim "he lost a gentleman's bet" and had to get tatooed...
Yeah...okay Pete....we know you just wanted to have a picture of your man on your forearm so that every time you lovingly stroked Pete Jr. you could think of him instead of that ghastly plastic pointy nose witch you are married to...
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Awwww...how special...and how cute that Pete is trying to claim "he lost a gentleman's bet" and had to get tatooed...
Yeah...okay Pete....we know you just wanted to have a picture of your man on your forearm so that every time you lovingly stroked Pete Jr. you could think of him instead of that ghastly plastic pointy nose witch you are married to...
Oh dear I think I might have sounded too harsh there for a minute.....soooorrrreeeeee
If he could just lose a bet to never make music again.
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So, how long has Pete been a gent???
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That guy on the far left looks way OId-Timey.
Dang those are chicken legs and yeah i do think he's the douche from LA INK. He seems like such a prick on the show, so full of himself.
Two of the twats I hate most in music right now.
P.S. Isn't the guy on the left Dan from LA Ink?
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and the award for the biggest douchebag in the univers goes to...
remember that pepisode of south park?
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@jim
At which point did anyone ever say Wench was straight?
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Bottom-feeder.
STRAIGHT GUYS DON'T MAKE BETS LIKE THIS!!
This fucking douchebag had a child just for publicity. Of course he'd pull this kind of shit.
I swear. People who do stupid shit like this deserve to have their shit snipped or closed. They should NEVER be allowed to have children. NEVER!
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Jesus! that website lmao.
Idiot!
RecessVillain on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 3:47pm.
that link to why the fuck do you have a kid has had me laughing non-stop.
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Yea the pictures are funny.
that link to why the fuck do you have a kid has had me laughing non-stop.
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Jim, we don't talk much, but that was funny.
jim on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 3:42pm.
AND THEN THEY ALL GOT NAKED FUCKED EACH OTHER IN THE ASSHOLE WHILE LISTENING TO CLAY AIKEN!
FUCK YOU DOUCHBAGS!
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i can't wait until those ugly-ass hats with the long flat brims go out of style. they're almost as douchy as the ed hardy tees. almost.
AND THEN THEY ALL GOT NAKED FUCKED EACH OTHER IN THE ASSHOLE WHILE LISTENING TO CLAY AIKEN!
FUCK YOU DOUCHBAGS!
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 3:32pm.
MK ur drunk off your ass, that's his leg, LOL
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HAHAHAHA! I thought it was his arm, too! Skinny emo fucker!
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Nice glassy eyes all around. Fucking douchebag.
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That's a scary tat. Looks like Jeffrey Dahmer with a dark wig.
That Pete is so deep, so dark, so beyond us 9 to 5 peeps.
Is that Gentleman's agreement fuckery how they came up with the name Bronx Mowgli? It would be hysterical if their friends sat around drunk off their asses and came up with the worst names and bet him and he lost and had to name his kid that shit.
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What a fucking idiot. Jeeeez.
ZOMG!! Emo kids are like soooooo funneh!
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Oh, and Cobra Starship sucks.
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Submitted by naylinpalin on Wed, 10/28/2009 - 3:33pm.
Jesus that's his leg? I could break that shit like a twig. So dainty
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Could that be the explanation why, despite all his douchiness, I still want to buttfuck this monkey every which way till doomsday?
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Oh please...he got the tatt because he wanted to. When he loses a bet with his pals, they pay up with blowjobs.
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And he makes hundreds of thousands of dollars, right?
Jesus that's his leg? I could break that shit like a twig. So dainty
MK ur drunk off your ass, that's his leg, LOL
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I can't help it - I have to comment again just to say this guy is a DUMB ASS.
'gentlemens bet'
Sure!
That's his LEG :S hahaha, blame the booze!