Did Josh Duhamel Cheat On Fergie?
Josh Duhamel might have kind of, sort of stuck his penis into a vagina that doesn't belong to his wife Fergie. That's what the National Enquirer (via Radar) is reporting and they heard it straight from the stripper whore's mouth.
Nicole Forrester, who could also be living a double life as Alison from Big Brother, claims that she sexed up Josh Duhamel earlier this month in Atlanta.
Josh was shooting a movie in Georgia, when he strolled into Tattletales Lounge with his homeboy. That's where he met Nicole who strips under the name "Delilah." According to Nicole, Josh told her his name was JD and that he was in town filming a porno. After a few drinks, Nicole got nekkid and danced for Josh and his friend. Before Josh left he asked for Nicole's phone number. A few days later, Josh rang Nicole up, invited her to his hotel room and the two got fuckalicious that night.
The Enquirer says they paid Nicole for her story, but also claim she passed a lie-detector test. Josh's rep denies the whole affair.
If this is true, then Josh needs more people! How is he going to screw on a stripper without getting her to sign a confidentiality agreement or something? Dude should have used protection in more ways than one.
Hell, Josh should have at least made Nicole swear on a pair of exquisite lucite heels that she would never utter a word. Lucite heels are sacred to titty shakers (and yours truly). If Nicole went against her word, every stripper pole would collapse as soon as she touched it.
And someone should lock Fuggie in the basement, because this rumor could cause her to reach for the pipe.
(Image via Radar)
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my god he is so far beyond hot i have no words for it excuse me i have to wipe the drool off my chin and then touch myself in a slutty friendly way while looking at the banner pic my god it should be against the law too look that damn hot!
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good lord, i hope he did. she dont even deserve his ass. he's damn near perfect. i would ride his ass like the wild west! word
good lord, i hope he did. she dont even deserve his ass. he's damn near perfect. i would ride his ass like the wild west! word
So...a funny looking guy is with a funny looking woman...and then cheated on her with another weird looking broad?
I thought this stopped being news after Woody Allen and Bill Clinton did it.
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OF course he cheated on her. After all Fuggie causes many a nightmare and Josh needs some relief every once in awhile. The dude is pretty hot so I don't blame him at all...
"Is lame fish related to Gay Fish at all, because that would answer many of life's greatest douche mysteries." - MK
Why did he cheat?
As if you really have to be told.
"Free Head".
Men will do it every time for free head.
Now the thing I love most about this little post is the picture of that female.
Bless her heart... she is not a looker. I suspect if you were to throw a ball out across the yard, she would run after it.
Josh is hot but he knows it. Conceited men aren't attractive at all.
Fergie jumps back on team meth in 3....2....... >
Poor Fergie...she's really gonna piss her pants when she finds out.
YES! go Josh! (anything is better than a fugFerg who bullies him ala Jon style )
Submitted by KobeLover on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 7:06am.
She got Josh-----HOW???? She's not pretty at all.
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Methinks Josh likes to be the pretty one in the relationship.
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Like lie detectors are accurate. Don't you have to think that you did something wrong for your body chemistry to change where it would actually pick it up?
Another ho lying for her 15 minutes.
She got Josh-----HOW???? She's not pretty at all.
^^^^The same could be said of Fergie, lol! IMO Josh is a gay
Aside from her being a stripper, which is most likely the only reason she landed him in the first place
She got Josh-----HOW???? She's not pretty at all.
I guess he likes to consider himself "the pretty one" in any relationship.
I think hot piece Josh has a thing for golden showers which is why he married that Depends dependent, trannie mess, Ugo Fergo! I think he ought to meet my memaw. They would be a match made in heaven--she with her incontinence and he loving it all over him.
If this is true (which it probably is) then damn he is into some ugly skank women! And where is his leg hair? Ewww. I can't believe I ever thought this guy was attractive.
MickeyHolland, if he's done sexy times with this stripper and Fuggie, he obviously likes 'em a little skanky. He's probably already on a Purell/Penicillin drip, up on all his shots too. I mean he's married to a former meth user who still pisses herself. He wakes up to Fuggie's face without makeup in the morning.
The smell of urine probably makes him hard and he can't help himself.
Anon, he probably shaves his entire body so the lice and crabs won't have a place to hide out from his sexy times. Again, he sleeps in a bed with Fuggie and she probably doesn't wear the Depends at night.
/ot where are you from in Nederland. Ik heb daar 15 jaar gewoond maar mijn ex man is een lul en moest ik naar Amerika terugkeren.
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 2:25am.
If he did, he'd better get a rabies shot because that is one tacky mama.
angel have a nice barfday! xooxoxoxoox
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ewww, does he shave his entire body????
Josh is an obvious homosexual.
If Josh 'cheated' it was NOT with a fish!
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HAPPY BARFDAY, YOU CRAZY, CRAZY HO!!!!
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Bottom-feeder.
If he did, he'd better get a rabies shot because that is one tacky mama.
Lucite heels are sacred to titty shakers (and yours truly). If Nicole went against her word, every stripper pole would collapse as soon as she touched it.
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O man! Is that what happened to this bitch?!
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Wow. Are you guys all on the SAME TEAM!?
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 1:26am.
@ Angle - and a pinch to grow an inch!
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Well, they don't grow a whole INCH! But thanks:)
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"Dear old people who run the world:
My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.
"Watch your language, moron!" ~ Homer Simpson.
Submitted by kokoskitten on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 1:23am.
@angel i
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FELLOW SCORPIO !!!!
p.s. i'm still celebrating and i was on the 26th...GO SCORPIOS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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GO SCORPIOS! I get to celebrate for the next 10 days! Yay Birthday Festivals!
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"Dear old people who run the world:
My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.
"Watch your language, moron!" ~ Homer Simpson.
@ Angle - and a pinch to grow an inch!
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@angel i
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FELLOW SCORPIO !!!!
p.s. i'm still celebrating and i was on the 26th...GO SCORPIOS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
O yeah! It's MAH BIRFDAY! Spank me!
♥ Threadkilla!
"Dear old people who run the world:
My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.
"Watch your language, moron!" ~ Homer Simpson.
Aw! I missed you guys again! Damn you, Ben Kingsly!
♥ Threadkilla!
"Dear old people who run the world:
My generation would like to break up with you" ~ Jason Chan.
"Watch your language, moron!" ~ Homer Simpson.
Nitty!
I'll find "The Road" info for Cleve and shoot it to you!!!
little_rascal,
DO NOT dream of The Road!! Think...ah..."A Walk on the Moon".
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Good night, everybody. :-)
*curls up*
*dreams about nekkid Viggo*
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 12:48am.
NitWitty !
They will play it in Coventry (artsy fartsy Cleveland)(it happens)!! You can stay with me!
For you, I'll go see "The Road"...even though the book made me want to slit mah wrist!!! (plus, you can play with Maximus!)
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For reals? It could happen! xoxooxoxo Msg me..please.
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@TV...is there any wrong fold on a Scottish Fold? And on that folded note...Niters! Got to hit the road tomorrow harder than Fergie's nose hit the Meth.
***warning to Lil_Rascal...I sleep with one eye open. How do you think T♥TS got that lisp?!
xoxoxoxooxoxo ♥TV, UA, Angel, Clarry and all you other funny MoFo's still hangin' round!
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NitWitty !
They will play it in Coventry (artsy fartsy Cleveland)(it happens)!! You can stay with me!
For you, I'll go see "The Road"...even though the book made me want to slit mah wrist!!! (plus, you can play with Maximus!)
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Nite All 2!
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I'm out too, I have another long day of stalking Slutty ahead. See y'all.
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 12:33am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 12:25am.
I shared a plane with the last 2 American Idol finalists 3 days after the last season ended
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So you're saying that you had sex with Susan Boyle?
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Does it count as sex if you don't find the right fold?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
I'm outtie, I've got 3.5 hours left to sleep. Thanks for the laughs.....Tristam, I'm sorry about my lame ass joke, you get a free shot at me! You'd have to get a shot at the free clinic if you ever got with me...see, I do tasteless jokes on myself.
Nite everyone.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 12:31am.
Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 12:28am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 12:22am.
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 12:19am.
barely
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Jeeze, TV! You say that like you're being tortured by five women in Vegas at the Celebrations lounge! Isn't that where Josh met this loverly flower?
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I read somewhere that a band called "Friends" was playing...everything was so magical to Josh & Fergie that night.
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Friends have been replaced by a band playing Latin music. In this economy, even mediocre lounge acts are being replaced by Mexicans.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 12:31am.
Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 12:29am.
So, all 3 of you guys were going to Galveston?
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Newark, but I had a future ahead of me.
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Gawd, you missed your calling as a stand up.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 12:30am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 12:25am.
TV American Idol finalists? See I already forgot who they were. Haha.
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I told them that was going to happen by the time we landed.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Message In A Bottle on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 12:31am.
As much as people make fun of Fergie's "methface" I'm actually surprised...you gotta admit, the two of them seemed to have it together as a couple.
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I dunno, I haven't kept up with the gossip lately, tho I read several people mention that the couple may have been a recent blind item
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 12:25am.
I shared a plane with the last 2 American Idol finalists 3 days after the last season ended
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So you're saying that you had sex with Susan Boyle?
Submitted by NitWitty on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 12:25am.
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 12:18am.
It's Cirque Du Soleil. Shows available nightly in Vegas except for Tuesdays.
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Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 12:27am.
Nitty!!!
Your "I'd do all" man Viggo is in "The Road"...Love him, for you and for me, but fuck if i'll see that movie!!! (I'll send you the 20 to go see it again for me!)
Plus, he's no Bale...
=P
Pfffffffffffffft!!!!!!!!!!!
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Clarry!!!!!!!
I'd send you tripple that $20 to see it now. I'm in the south, Darlin'. We won't get that "narrow" release anytime before NETFLIX. I've got as many bootlegged clips as possible tho. The book CRUSHED me more than I could ever have words for tho. Thanks for thinking of me tho..I'll do the same next time the Bale is in my neck of the 'hoods.
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Submitted by Uncle Ashtray on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 12:29am.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 12:25am.
I shared a plane with the last 2 American Idol finalists 3 days after the last season ended. I also insulted both of them to their faces. I'm the alpha-dlister
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So, all 3 of you guys were going to Galveston?
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Newark, but I had a future ahead of me.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
TITS,
BAH! A travesty is Boondock Saints 2 !
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