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Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 9:02pm.

There's a Tinkerbell Hilton?

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Yeah, silly. It's her doggie;p

♥ Threadkilla!
Happy Birthday, Vanilla Ice!

There's a Tinkerbell Hilton?

Submitted by A Dodo is Forever on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 3:51pm.

shut the smurf up

What other reason THAN to stir up shit would you even say that? It's like, "You're a fucking fat piece of shit whore, no wonder your father stuck a gun in his mouth and pulled the trigger ---- NO OFFENSE!!". You know what you're trying to do but I won't play.

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LOL! Whatever drugs your on - I want the opposite of that.

♥ Threadkilla!
Happy Birthday, Vanilla Ice!

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KittenKatinCanada, happy birthday!!!
Meow!

Awwwwww!!! Thanks, little_rascal. Much appreciated. Purrrs!!!
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Submitted by A Dodo is Forever on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 3:51pm.
shut the smurf up

What other reason THAN to stir up shit would you even say that

Because I'm just trying to show you that you are not better, you are doing the same thing they do.

you see, TITS is cool, and Funny and she made her point and moved on, you in the other hand keep talking shit until somebody called you out and did the same thing they do, Just because you don't agree with me It doesn't mean you have to be an asshole.

Good Nite, Happy Halloween, and I hope you get laid tonite, I think you need it. ( don't we all?)

....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K

KittenKatinCanada, happy birthday!!!
Meow!

Vanilla Ice's 2008 mugshot after arrest (his 2d) for domestic battery:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots/vanillaicemug1.html

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It was a sad truth about the world that only a sense of mutual vulnerability promised any shelter at all. (M. Crummey)

Submitted by A Dodo is Forever on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 3:51pm.
It's like, "You're a fucking fat piece of shit whore, no wonder your father stuck a gun in his mouth and pulled the trigger ---- NO OFFENSE!!".

i'm tired of you people looking at my e-harmony profile

OT: oh... uumm... yeah... happy to all on the list

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"Your lips are moving,
I cannot hear.
Your voice is soothing,
But the words aren't clear."

shut the smurf up

What other reason THAN to stir up shit would you even say that? It's like, "You're a fucking fat piece of shit whore, no wonder your father stuck a gun in his mouth and pulled the trigger ---- NO OFFENSE!!". You know what you're trying to do but I won't play.

Submitted by shut the smurf up on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 3:42pm.
happy Halloween and I hope you all get Laid tonite!!!

hell, i have my hand dressed up like a pumpkin... tonight's the night!!LOL!

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"Your lips are moving,
I cannot hear.
Your voice is soothing,
But the words aren't clear."

Submitted by A Dodo is Forever on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 3:35pm.

I'm not trying to start shit, but How are you different going off topic on the B-Day sluts post ranting about how much you hate them?

Cheers everybody, happy Halloween and I hope you all get Laid tonite!!!

....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K

Submitted by A Dodo is Forever on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 3:35pm.
A lot of the Open Post sluts just go around clogging things up with self-righteous rants, or say things like "Ew, she's fat" or "I hope Shitney dies next time she has a nervous breakdown", or slobber over some fucking doughy, hairy, closeted loser of an actor. They never have anything funny to say and throw fucking fits if anyone disagrees with them. They litter the site with inane posts and dominate the conversation while the truly funny bitches who come in with hilarious zingers get overlooked.

i'm gonna have to brush up on my Henny Youngman zingers... you do know i'm kidding(drunk), right?!LOL

OT: come on.. would ya expect anything less?... i don't care

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"Your lips are moving,
I cannot hear.
Your voice is soothing,
But the words aren't clear."

I'm pissed that CARROTTOPPALINA jumped ship. Guess she was tired of the bullshit, too.

Submitted by shut the smurf up on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 3:30pm.
Koko: I propose a toast...everybody is entitled to their opinions, to me, 95 % of the regular sluts are fucking awesome, TITS included. to each its own I guess.
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CHEERS !!! i agree...i like most everyone on here...shit if i could get away with it at work i would !!!

A lot of the Open Post sluts just go around clogging things up with self-righteous rants, or say things like "Ew, she's fat" or "I hope Shitney dies next time she has a nervous breakdown", or slobber over some fucking doughy, hairy, closeted loser of an actor. They never have anything funny to say and throw fucking fits if anyone disagrees with them. They litter the site with inane posts and dominate the conversation while the truly funny bitches who come in with hilarious zingers get overlooked.

see ya, Smurfy!

OT: oh, come on!!

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"Your lips are moving,
I cannot hear.
Your voice is soothing,
But the words aren't clear."

LOL@ ESE.

I'm out to do my nails and buy some company for tonite, My date's name is merlot. See ya later hookers!

....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K

Submitted by A Dodo is Forever on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 3:24pm.
Quiet, ESE!!!

YOU CAN'T FIGHT THE MOONLIGHT!!!

but, i can.... MOON!.. *pulls pants down*.. heehee!

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"Your lips are moving,
I cannot hear.
Your voice is soothing,
But the words aren't clear."

Koko: I propose a toast...everybody is entitled to their opinions, to me, 95 % of the regular sluts are fucking awesome, TITS included. to each its own I guess.

....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K

mmmm....PASTRY. DANISH!!!!!!!!!

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 3:22pm.
you watched that movie?!... oh, christmas!... somebody get the paddles for Tristram and shock till the senses come back!

No kidding, ese. To be totally honest, I never sat down and watched it all the way through. I could never watch more than 5 minutes at any one time. But, between cable, hotels, and planes, I bet I've seen the entire thing.

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It was a sad truth about the world that only a sense of mutual vulnerability promised any shelter at all. (M. Crummey)

i'm only on this damn site so much because i DON'T have a job at the moment...never had the time to do it when i was working as my job included supervising other people's kids and nonsense...

Submitted by A Dodo is Forever on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 3:23pm.
Well, we both know who the people are who spend every minute of their workday giving us updates on their periods, bowel movements, and sex toy usage are. The worst is when they start spreading their idiocy outside of the Open Post and it gets hard to ignore.

would you like a pastry?

OT: happy b-day, Vanilla Ice... i can't believe i just typed that!

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"Your lips are moving,
I cannot hear.
Your voice is soothing,
But the words aren't clear."

Quiet, ESE!!!

YOU CAN'T FIGHT THE MOONLIGHT!!!

Ok, now I have to go do some "stuff".

If I'm not back, Happy Halloween to all my little DListed darlings!!!

Luv ya, MK

Well, we both know who the people are who spend every minute of their workday giving us updates on their periods, bowel movements, and sex toy usage are. The worst is when they start spreading their idiocy outside of the Open Post and it gets hard to ignore.

Submitted by Tristram on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 3:17pm.
Man, "Coyote Ugly" is a really bad film.

you watched that movie?!... oh, christmas!... somebody get the paddles for Tristram and shock till the senses come back!

OT: Tinkerbell Hilton... yeah, like that dog's still livin'

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"Your lips are moving,
I cannot hear.
Your voice is soothing,
But the words aren't clear."

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 3:17pm.

Submitted by PeachPie on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 3:14pm.

you grab the first thing that passes your fancy... i now want some pie(get your mind out of the gutter!LOL!)
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Lol! Darlin', my mind and body are ALWAYS in the gutter! I'm a Dlister.

Mwah!

@ESE, you want some whipped cream with that pie?

OT happy birthday kittenkat!

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Fucking with the Tiger since 2008
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HB, Kitten! Don't worry - Sally AND Tinkerbell rock. Neither one can help that they got tortured by demons;)

♥ Threadkilla!
Happy Birthday, Vanilla Ice!

@Dodo - sometimes avoidance is the best thing to do. Less stress in life is good.

Same reason I stopped reading or watching the news.

That being said, I'm stunned more people here aren't moaning about being fired for surfing the internet so much at work. If I were their boss.....

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Submitted by PeachPie on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 3:14pm.

you grab the first thing that passes your fancy... i now want some pie(get your mind out of the gutter!LOL!)

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"Your lips are moving,
I cannot hear.
Your voice is soothing,
But the words aren't clear."

Man, "Coyote Ugly" is a really bad film. The only thing I can compare it to in pure dreadfulness is "Dragonfly," which also is unwatchable. The concept sounds great: hot chicks tend bar, flirt, sing and dance... but it's unrelentingly trite and unrealistic, with horrid acting.

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It was a sad truth about the world that only a sense of mutual vulnerability promised any shelter at all. (M. Crummey)

KittenKatinCanada, Happy BD!

Happy B-day to all the sluts

TITS , I love your Costume, I decided to dress as a sexy bast, that's why My avie is Dave... :)

....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K

Submitted by TITS on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 3:13pm.
@ESE srsly?! You want to motorboat when I'm wearing a tiger costume?
dood!

what can i say?!... i like kitties!.. heeheee!

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"Your lips are moving,
I cannot hear.
Your voice is soothing,
But the words aren't clear."

TITS, damn you got me hot.

I love it when it's the constant stream - like:

"UUUUGGGH GOD THIS ANNOYING BITCH JUST WALKED UP TO ME AND SPOKE!"

"Ewww, she just walked by my cubicle - stupid hag!!"

"AHHH! She talked to me AGAIN!!! I r so stabby!!!"

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 3:06pm.

does drinking count?... 'cause.. really... i don't wanna do those other things
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If drinking counts, I'm with ya.
Speaking of........... mmmmm a dirty martini sounds enticing.

@ESE srsly?! You want to motorboat when I'm wearing a tiger costume?

dood!

OT - why do I like that blouse?

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Fucking with the Tiger since 2008
http://www.flickr.com/photos/35644523@N04/
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Dodo - I concur.

My all time favourite was the 'I'm at work and I feel dizzy, what should I do?!?' post.

I try to limit myself to evenings, and avoid the open post if I visit during the day. Open post is the best thing ever - keeps them all in one place and makes it easier to avoid.

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Fucking with the Tiger since 2008
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Submitted by TITS on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 3:09pm.
@ESE - drinking is implied, not stated.

as long as you're here... can i motorboat?... i'm still getting the rules down

OT: are you kidding me?

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"Your lips are moving,
I cannot hear.
Your voice is soothing,
But the words aren't clear."

Submitted by KittenKatinCanada on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 11:44am.
It scares me that I share a birthday with Sally Kirkland and Tinkerbell Hilton.

HBD KittenKat! How's the frozen north?

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It was a sad truth about the world that only a sense of mutual vulnerability promised any shelter at all. (M. Crummey)

@ESE - drinking is implied, not stated.

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Fucking with the Tiger since 2008
http://www.flickr.com/photos/35644523@N04/
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Damn I love Dlisted on the weekends. All of the insufferables are off doing important things, like hand-jobbing their leech boyfriends or pretending to be involved in their children's lives INSTEAD OF POSTING HERE. The sad thing is we have to wait til Monday to hear all of those awesome "annoying coworker" stories. :( :(

Submitted by A Dodo is Forever on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 3:01pm.
Damn I love Dlisted on the weekends. All of the insufferables are off doing important things, like hand-jobbing their leech boyfriends or pretending to be involved in their children's lives.

does drinking count?... 'cause.. really... i don't wanna do those other things

OT: happy b-day, David Ogden Stiers!

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"Your lips are moving,
I cannot hear.
Your voice is soothing,
But the words aren't clear."