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I was wondering why my no-no stopped puckering whenever I stood outside of the CNN studios for hours on end in the night time hours. I figured my asshole's GPS tracking system needed maintenance, but it doesn't! It wasn't getting the tingles, because Mah Boo Anderson Cooper is thousands of miles away in India with a man friend! Yes, the same man friend that will give you (aka me) a black eye just from flinching.
Page Six reports that Mah Boo was spotted in Jaipur with Benjamin Maisani, one of the owners of the gay bar Eastern Bloc in the East Village. Mah Boo is staying at the Rambagh Palace and some source said, "Anderson's room has a large round bathtub. On the first night it was filled with bubbles and sprinkled with red rose petals."
Oh, Mah Boo's fancy bath doesn't mean anything! That's how he always takes his baths. He likes the way the petals gently tickle his nipples while the bubbles waltz around his Anthyllis.
I know I should probably grab my kayak and head for India, but if you love something, you must set it free.....and then watch it from the bushes while crying in an empty cake box. And yes, if you need me, I'll be in the padded room on the right.
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lol AmberWaves, you're very good support!
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Look, I am sick of all these "Mah Boo's New Trick" posts. Anderson Cooper is a very private person, and never discusses anything about his personal life. Well, except that his mother is Gloria Vanderbilt. Okay, and that she was promiscuous. Well, also about his artist father, who died young and his brother who committed suicide. Plus that his early grey hair is like (and I quote) "premature ejaculation." And that he doesn't like being part of the story he reports, except when he is embedded with the troops in Afghanistan, sharing close quarters
wid da men folk.
Uh... I forgot, where was I going with this...?
Submitted by the Blinding on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 10:30pm.
they would NOT make a cute couple. Anderson Cooper is very handsome but MK looks like he rides the shortbus.
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Whoa. Is that Perez posting? MK is adorable!
Hey Cunt Campbell. Can you take your spam ass out of here.
I wouldn't shop at your shit site if you fucking paid me.
Fuck off and die asshole.
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 9:05am.
That was fucking hilarious.
MK, I do hope that one day you will get to be with Anderson. You would make a cute couple.
they would NOT make a cute couple. Anderson Cooper is very handsome but MK looks like he rides the shortbus.
Oh, MK, I wanted to cry for you when I read about this on Page Six. Especially the bubble bath with the rose petals...........
Don't worry MK...When AC is finished sexing all of those whores, he'll grow tired and seek real love. That's when you step up your stalker game.
Mah Boo likes his men strong and manly looking. I likes them biceps...SLURPPP DROOL!!!
"Is lame fish related to Gay Fish at all, because that would answer many of life's greatest douche mysteries." - MK
Aww, thanks, :)
Unfortunately I can't really take credit. I was paraphrasing something he actually said when he was guest co-hosting Regis and Kelly. I've seen him do that since then as well. It just grates on my nerves how he pretends to not know the details of this pop culture stuff because he wants to seem serious and smart. Guess what, dude, being on Regis and Kelly (not to mention hosting The Mole) puts the nail in that coffin.
I know he's not as gross as Paris Hilton and all, but to me he's just another child of the rich and powerful who had a career handed to him because of his mommy.
Bitter? You bet! :)
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 11:13am.
dusted: this made meLOLOLOL
"Apparently there are these people called "the Lohans" and they're just terrible and the little girl looks like she's 50!" Whatever, gaybag, we all know you spend your spare time reading sites like this one"
Let me add more fuel to this fire:
http://gawker.com/5392766/anderson-cooper-is-a-giant-homosexual-and-ever...
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Bottom-feeder.
http://cityfile.com/system/article_images/6902/144180.jpg?1250193458
do you think those two are an item or fuckbudies that pick their meat together?
They are just friends traveling together. They meet young 'uns when they travel. These guys like their meat tender and hairless. They dont like old men with wrinkles. They wont break the law but they are ashamed to admit they like really young guys.
I am at work, I shouldn't be typing such nast.
But I have been wondering , for days already....
AndyCoop and B-Coop are both good looking and probably gay and cousins.Wondering if they ever did each other! Hmmmm........
Wow - forget about MahBoo, I'll take Benji, although he wouldn't take me, but he's a hottie!!
They hired him cuz his mom is Gloria Vanderbilt.
Come on now.
His 'friend' is hot.
Rachel Maddow is my top pick for news smarty. She knows her shit. She is kind to her guests and very no frills, no filler. Also the guy who does pop culture on her show, Kent, seems like a sweety. Love them.
The India family across the hall is moving back home. You could hide in one of the shipping boxes and surprise MAH BOO.
I doubt CNN hired MAH BOO for his journalistic skyllz. They hired him because his ass looks hot in blue jeans.
~but if you love something, you must set it free.....and then watch it from the bushes while crying in an empty cake box~ MK's brilliance....
"...and then watch it from the bushes while crying in an empty cake box."
Oh MK dahlin' you never fail to bring the lolz. Well, you allways will have stalking.
*** why there's almost nothing about SULKA on the interwebs??? ***
dusted: this made meLOLOLOL
"Apparently there are these people called "the Lohans" and they're just terrible and the little girl looks like she's 50!" Whatever, gaybag, we all know you spend your spare time reading sites like this one"
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@dusted:I totally agree. He strikes me as one of those people who thinks he a lot smarter than he is. And the bar is set so low that the public agrees.
I hate when he talks about gossip stuff but pretends like he doesn't really know about who people are. "Apparently there are these people called "the Lohans" and they're just terrible and the little girl looks like she's 50!" Whatever, gaybag, we all know you spend your spare time reading sites like this one, so stop acting like you're all about the New York Review of Books.
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"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
Centaurious:
Yeah, but you are ıntellıgent, unlıke most Amerıcans who want to know about nook and cranny f the people they see and hear on TV/radıo.
I don't care what he ıs or ıs not suckıng on. He aın't spendıng tıme ın my boudoır or alley!
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I totally agree. He strikes me as one of those people who thinks he a lot smarter than he is. And the bar is set so low that the public agrees.
I hate when he talks about gossip stuff but pretends like he doesn't really know about who people are. "Apparently there are these people called "the Lohans" and they're just terrible and the little girl looks like she's 50!" Whatever, gaybag, we all know you spend your spare time reading sites like this one, so stop acting like you're all about the New York Review of Books.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 10:33am.
I thınk Mah Boo wıthholds dıvulgıng hıs love of peen because he thınks ıt wıll take away from hıs ımage as a 'serıous reporter'.
But I don't fınd hım all that serıous.
How about you sluts?
He's basıcally Katıe Courıc on steroıds.
@sugarfree:most overated = george stephanpolwhateverous
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A friend of mine knew Bebe Neuwirth about 15 years ago and said Bebe said she had to dump George's ass cuz the small peen was just completely unnacceptable...
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
sugar free:
George Stephanopoulous was basıcally the MahBoo of hıs generatıon.
He made a career out of a footnote.
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@thebreakdown: take away from hıs ımage as a 'serıous reporter'.
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I dunno about anyone else, but I have zero interest in the sex lives of the reporters I watch, gay, straight, donkeys, whatev.
I'm not serious about much, but I'm very serious about politics and the news, and I just don't need to deal with that kind of shit! :)
Mah Boo is about as "out" as one can be without shouting it to the rooftops on Dick Clark's NY's Rocking Eve.
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
most overated = george stephanpolwhateverous
not a real journalist. just someone with some connections to DC because of Clinton and made a career out of it. he always sounds like he has dry mouth.
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cuz this is thriller, thriller night and I can thrill
you more than any ghost would dare to try ~mj
Argh!! Katie Couric sickens me.
Vieira is no longer the phenom I used to watch - but she made a life choice - good for her.
Wolf Blitzer is my fave.
sugar freeİ
I totally forgot about Cokıe!
Love that slut. But Cokıe's gettıng a lıttle long ın the tooth.
But then agaın, Cokıe don't take no bull and that ıs refreshıng.
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@thebreakdown:And yes, Wolf BLıtzer gets my vote.
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He's good. He gets my vote. I hate beards, though. I don't like watching them, all I can think of is all of the possible effluvium rolling around down there...
The Big 3 were all great. It was a different time, a time I miss, myself.
Jesus. I'm about one step away from saying, You know, young lady. When I was YOUR age I walked 20 miles each way to school in the blinding snow....
Help!
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
I thınk Mah Boo wıthholds dıvulgıng hıs love of peen because he thınks ıt wıll take away from hıs ımage as a 'serıous reporter'.
But I don't fınd hım all that serıous.
How about you sluts?
He's basıcally Katıe Courıc on steroıds.
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@the breakdown:OMG. HE was the Scud Stud?
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Noooo...my mistake! It was actually Arthur Kent, sorry;)
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
i like Cokie Roberts myself. Tough and makes the Katies and Merediths out there look like the lightweights they are.
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cuz this is thriller, thriller night and I can thrill
you more than any ghost would dare to try ~mj
I'll have to agree, that is one sex tape I'd love to see.
I'm getting moist in my man snatch thinking about it.
MK does have a chance: it's all up to timing and location!
Ooooh, a round bathtub with rose petals and oil: sounds tres delightful!
I think Anderson just needs to come out and be real: I don't know many people that would hold it against him.
i hope he makes the big announcement with his girls on the show...
@thebreakdown:Meredıth Vıeıra would have been a better choıce, quıte frankly.
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TBD, TBD, my darlin'....sigh....well, they DO say that love is blind!!!!!!
Good God!
Couric and Viera collectively have a double-digit IQ. Just barely.
I wanted Judy Woodruff to have the anchor job. She would have been damn great, but of course, she's too old...
Sad.
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
I heard through the grapevine that Anderson is actually a top...he likes exotic looking bottoms...so MK does have a chance if he plays his cards right...;-)
And on second thought, I think Anderson may not even have a silver bush...he strikes me as the kinda guy who likes to keep his body completely hairless. I think we had that discussion on an open post a few days ago.
"have you ever been a fruit before?" - Blanche Devereaux
Centaurious:
OMG. HE was the Scud Stud?
I was not watchıng much CNN back then. I was tryıng to employ my loıns!
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loozer:
I agree Meredıth has slıd a notch sınce she went ınto entertaınment news.
But she was the bomb back ın the day on West 57 and 60 Mınutes.
But she chose her babıes over bucks, so I gotta gıve her some credıt for that too.
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I have to disagree with ya, Breakdown. Katie might not be in the league of her predecessors, but I loathe, despise and abhor Meredith. She makes my skin crawl, my stomach churn and my trigger finger itchy.
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@sugarfree:i agree Jennings was the best.
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I can totally remember being 16, on a Delta flight to visit my dad, and reading an article about Jennings...I was shocked that he was Canadian and also a high school dropout!
I didn't know any Canadians at that time, so I suppose I found that kinda swanky, but I had just dropped out of high school (family problems) and had visions of pumping gas for the rest of my life, so he was very inspirational. :)
Admit BW is hot!
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
Centaurious:
Of course Bush and hıs goons had a hand ın ıt. And the producers at CBS had theır arms so far twısted they had no choıce but to relent. Or better yet, they caved ın lıke bıtches and put Rather out to fry.
WHomever your preference was durıng those days, at least I thınk we can agree that all the old anchors were very good at theır job.
Now?
It ıs debatable.
And yes, Wolf BLıtzer gets my vote. He makes ıt look easy jugglıng through all those guests he has on there that I would probably pımp-slap durıng commercıal breaks!
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I am a creature of habit. I have always watched CBS Evening News. Cronkite, Rather, Schieffer♥ and Couric. I like Brian Williams too, NBC is my alternate.
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Centauriousİ
I lıked all of the old bıg three of that era. I just preferred Rather a bıt more.
And I lıke Brıan Wıllıams and I too was skeptıcal of hım at fırst, but he knows hıs stuff.
But Courıc?
Well, congrats on gıvıng a woman a major slot, but ıs SHE the woman for the job?
Meredıth Vıeıra would have been a better choıce, quıte frankly.
But then agaın, I have a crush on Vıeıra, so I am bıased.
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@thebreakdown: PS -- It is horrible what they did to Dan at the end, what a way to end an illustrious and wildly successful career...I always thought the Bush Admin had something to do with that they were pretty po'd about that purloined National Guard memo, as I recall....in my mind, the punishment did not fit the crime here, slap the guy on the wrist (quietly) and show him the door (with the money.)
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
CNN may have lost some of its viewership but they still have Wolf Blitzer... As an anchor he's pretty much the tops. And what if the Fox has his t-shirts altered...
@ Centaurious
i agree Jennings was the best. i especially loved when he would be reporting on location in a trench coat. no one could pull that look off like him. i gotta disagree on brian williams though. he talks in run-on sentences and taking a breath every once in a while would be nice. but he was funny on SNL.
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@kittycatastrophe:Fox is more than I can stand,even as a comedy network.
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Well. It ain't easy. I gotta toggle back and forth between FOX and MSNBC just to keep a goddamn balance!
I'm thinking of suing CNN for carpal tunnel syndrome. Seriously!
(I do like Bill O'Reilly, though. *cowers*)
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
@thebreakdown:If we are dıscussıng hte Bıg Three,
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Huge Jennings fan, myself. When he passed I switched over to Brokaw and I liked him. Dan was great as well, I watched him at times but he was not my favorite. I thought about it as to "why" before I wrote back to you, I think it's just a "chemistry" thing...when Tom retired, I was wary of Williams, but I've since come to be crazy about him, he is very serious on the news, but have you ever seen him on the talk shows, he KILLS! (I also think he's hot, I guess that's not very serious:)
Couric!? Yeah, put a gun to my head and say "watch the Nightly News with Katie Couric or I'll shoot", I'll pull the damn trigger myself!
No wonder Miley's a goddamn wreck. Her mom's a workaholic!
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."