Thursday, October 29th 2009

Courtney Love Is Just Jealous Of Jocelyn Wildenstein's Beauty

Courtney Love must be sick of ventriloquists randomly sticking their fists up her ass to get her to speak, because she has vowed that she will never put her parts under the knife again. Courtney told The Sun that she was scared straight after staring at the luminous face of Jocelyn Wildenstein!

Courtney said, "I could do with another boob lift, but no way. I don't want to end up looking like Jocelyn Wildenstein. She looked freaky."

EXCUSE HER BEAUTY! This just confirms that Courtney Love is just like that crackhead leprechaun of Alabama: on the wrong stuff! Who wouldn't want the face of a hemorrhoid in mid-squeeze? I mean, Jocelyn's beauty is so scorchingly hot that her face singes her own eyebrows (example above).

Posted by: Michael K


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Kandykane's picture

Hmmmm.... that Wildebeast is pretty scary. Still and all, Courtney paid hundreds of thousands of dollars for what exactly??? She looks the same as she did before altho that nose is a little wonky.

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mike's picture

A) Courtney has had more than her fair share of plastic surgery.

B) At least Joceyln Wildenstein hasn't killed anyone.

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MangoMango's picture

Courtney has to realize that back in 'the day' anyone hanging on to her was looking for fame or money. No one ever thought she was hot/attractive. She needs to go away for a long time. Give us a chance to miss you Courtney.

JeffreyDahmer's picture

Wasn't she complaining a few weeks ago about not being able to feed her kid? At least she's got her priorities straight. Her looks are obviously more important.

TheBreakdown's picture

Courtney Love should have stopped the knıfe fuckery durıng her 'Larry Flınt' days.

That's when she was at her hottest.

But of course some bıtches never know when to quıt!

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HollieHotTamale's picture

My lunch is coming up now.

paris herpes's picture

My god Joyce Wildenstein makes Courteny Loves Drugs HOT...well they're both hot messes, one in her life and the other in her face. I need to soak my eyes in bleach now.

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Tristram's picture

Courtney's looks are the least of her problems.

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Plecostomus's picture

Didn't we do HoHan Meets Donatella already?

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letinstar's picture

i can't tell the difference...one is a hideous creature and one is a fugly mess..
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madam s.'s picture

Yeah right she's never going under the knife again. She's a plastic surgery addict if ever there was one.

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moomarse's picture

Once again, Courtney's quotes are pure "DUH"!!!

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Youri's picture

Bitch is green with envy. Enough said.

Fucking_Classy's picture

I actually like Courtney. Bitch genuinely doesn't give a fuck.

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never seen her husband. how can he crawl into bed next to that???

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parissucksliterally's picture

that is the funniest quote I have read in a while- Courtney calling someone freaky looking.....hahahahahhahahahahahaha

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SilentWitness's picture

Not sure if it's an old picture, but she should have stuck with that look.

And yes, I'm smirking behind my hand.

iHeartHaters's picture

Jocelyn's face just HAS to hurt. It looks like a scar-tissued mess. How are docs allowed to do that??

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Vern's picture

Snowy,
Methinks her vision was already impaired. She thinks she looks good.

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Vermithrax's picture

SilentWitness' av is perfect for this story.
And GOOD for Courtney Hole. She SHOULD stop fucking herself up in such a manner.

snowpiece's picture

Plec: love the sketch, I want that tat

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Silvara0428's picture

"Hey Court, Da bewbs are not on da face" Fucking dumbass!
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Submitted by SilentWitness on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 11:50am.

As much as it pains me, Love looks fresh and youthful in that pic. Stop now CLove and fatten up a bit.
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Isn't that just an old photograph? If not, I want to know what she's using on her face!

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i can never get over THAT FACE! i want to turn away but wow, like really she did that on purpose??

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Plecostomus's picture

Helen Keller is Michelangelo compared to whoever drew that leprechaun sketch.

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SilentWitness's picture

As much as it pains me, Love looks fresh and youthful in that pic. Stop now CLove and fatten up a bit.

snowpiece's picture

Hekki I was just wondering if it affects her sight, I mean the cat eyes.

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Hekki's picture

Her eyes are a beautiful color, though. Courtney's, I mean. I can't look at the Wildensteinbeest long enough to discern her eye color.

ImpertinentVixen's picture

Beastie and the Beast.

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Deb's picture

When asked to comment on this, Jocelyn said, "I might be freaky, but at least I didn't drive my musical genius husband to suicide. Not only that, I'm so rich I could embark on a nasty drug habit that wouldn't bankrupt me and make me blame it on the maid. And finally, GO PHILS!"

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jack-n-the-hat's picture

LOL "who ahllsaw uh lepruhkaan... errbody say YEAAAAHHHHH" i'm STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLL lmao
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iHeartHaters's picture

HAHAHHAHAAAA Raul =))=))=))

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snowpiece's picture

that Leprechaun kills me every damn time

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M.E.'s picture

BH saw a pic of Jocelyn for the first time and shrieked in horror.

snowpiece's picture

ha ha Raul, I'm pretty sure that was the Caption Contest one time!

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Green Is Good's picture

I'm so not buying these masks for Halloween!

The surgeon's office my cousin-in-law used to work at turned Courtney down for more cosmetic surgery a few years ago. It's only patient privacy if they're actually a patient.

Nice eyelashes Courtney

toni's picture

another boob lift? she has implants and didnt think they sagged. She already botched her face and lips so too late Court, that ship has sailed.

M.E.'s picture

They're both scary. No Halloween masks needed.

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Reeter's picture

Jocelyn's face scares me too, Courtney.

OurMissC's picture

I'm sure JW appreciates the Animal Stories tag, since she is trying to look like a cat.

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jack-n-the-hat's picture

LMFAO at the leprechaun video... the first guy, with the grill, "who elssaw uh leprukaan..." fucking RICH!!!
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Raul Duke's picture

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knock on wood...That woman is hideous. Why would anyone ever do that to themselves?

suckandfuck's picture

oof, she looks like the skin infection I used to have on my ass.