RPattz On Your Crotch

RPanttiez vants to suck your blood....during that time of the month.

You know, just like the Twidildo, this makes all sorts of sense. I mean, Edward Cullen is responsible for thousands of pairs of chonies getting covered in massive amounts of creme de la coochie. So panties with his mouth on the labia area was the next natural step.

At this point, it won't be long for some bitches puts out sparkly Twitamponz. It won't leave a drop! The "Jacob Black Twitampon" will be extra furry for those with heavy flow.

Source: Robert Pattinson Online via The Frisky

Posted by: Michael K

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You know, these were made and sent to the girls at TwiTarded as a joke, but I would totally wear them.

Submitted by blah blah blah on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 2:09am.

If Rob has any sort of artistic leanings then he must be cringing. His image is everywhere now. Over exposure will make a joke of him. But I do think he is sexy man.

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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 5:21pm.

Fucking amateurs. They should have put a picture of him with his tongue sticking out on the inside!
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Or, at least, his mouth open.

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Submitted by Trina on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 11:21pm.

Grody to the max.
Seriously.

Submitted by Pet Llama Jimothy on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 11:09pm.

gives me the eebie jeebies

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Submitted by the Blinding on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 9:34pm.

fucking pathetic. poor Rob.

Submitted by deez on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 7:56pm.

This signals the end of the world, my friends.

Fucking A. This creeps me out. I feel sorry for Robert Pattinson and I hope he never hears of these.

Submitted by pixielemonade on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 7:44pm.

Dammit! I had the idea for a Twilight Maxi pad about a month ago. Twitards would buy that shit in a hot minute.
I'm kicking myself for not just calling kotex and making it happen.

Submitted by Noelegy on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 7:05pm.

I only have this to say:

http://americandigest.org/obamapanties.jpg

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Submitted by soraya on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 5:47pm.

Oh lord I actually feel sorry for this unwashed twat. I just loathe anything to do with twilight but i really don't think he had any idea what he was getting into. Now his MOUTH is being printed on the inside of PANTIES!

What sizes do these come in cos if these fit young girls ewwwwwwwww I don't want to think about little girl crotches! Please make this be fake- of all the FUCKING things to take over the world WHYYYY is it the FUCKING IDIOCY of twilight?

Submitted by freebird on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 5:04pm.

He smells like tuna.

Submitted by Athenéa on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 4:58pm.

EWWWWWW
that sparkly vampire is always stinky and dirty, he doesn't even shower!!
EWWWW
Iron Man Panties is HOT, but RPATTZZZ, not so much, unless you are KSTEW bitch and you are riding the magical forest unicorn prince

Submitted by Centaurious on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 4:55pm.

I gotta have these!

It's the best I can do....

"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."

Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 4:21pm.

Fucking amateurs. They should have put a picture of him with his tongue sticking out on the inside!

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 3:52pm.

Are these pantıes for bedwetters too?

Everyone knows RPattz lıkes a lıttle golden shower actıon!

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Submitted by stake_spike on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 3:50pm.

The fuckery when I was a kid (80's/90's) never got this bad (Backstreet Boys, NKOTB). The worst we had were pillows with a celebs face.

People are fucking weird.

Submitted by moomarse on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 3:49pm.

Submitted by Granny Clampett on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 2:38pm.
I would wear them backwards and make him smell my farts

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bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! This story was pissing me off until I read that.... :D thanks!

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Submitted by Katt on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 3:42pm.

Fuckin stupid twitards!
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Submitted by azgirl on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 3:37pm.

With these panties, the sparkling dildo and a tub of Ben and Jerry's, a Twilight loser's Friday night is all set!

Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 2:46pm.

LOL That's funny. I'd buy those in Johnny Depp, fersure.

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Submitted by vidz on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 2:25pm.

Those photos look like they are from his HP days. Bitches got it WRONG! The crotch photo should show him baring his fangs, cos all TwiLards dream of being bitten by Edward in the vadge.

Sweet Babu, STOP! After FOUR posts, we all now know how tiny/ suffocated your choca is.

Granny Clampett: Fucking hilarious!

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Submitted by Plecostomus on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 2:22pm.

Submitted by bitchtastic on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 3:10pm.
BUT WHY AREN'T THEY SPARKLING?!
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You have to wear them IN THE SUN, silly!

*giggles like a cracked-out schoolgirl. Or Anderson Cooper*

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Bottom-feeder.

Submitted by Disraeli_Ears on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 2:20pm.

Oh, those are HAWT! *lol*

Can you imagine your boyfriend undressing you and discovering those, ladies (and some gentlemen)?

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Submitted by bitchtastic on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 2:10pm.

BUT WHY AREN'T THEY SPARKLING?!

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Submitted by Silvara0428 on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 2:01pm.

hipsters or cumdumpsters?

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Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 1:55pm.

Submitted by little_rascal on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 2:21pm.

I wonder if they have those with Viggo Mortensen?

*side eye at NitWitty* ;-)
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If they do, I'm buying some for her birthday....which is tomorrow, BTW. :D

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 1:44pm.

You know what...?

never mınd. Not goıng there

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Submitted by CantStandBitches on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 1:41pm.

That is just gross

anything for a fucking buck

Submitted by Granny Clampett on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 1:38pm.

I would wear them backwards and make him smell my farts

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Submitted by Plecostomus on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 1:30pm.

The only antidote to this is for Joe Jackson to issue his own sets featuring his ugly mug and that reptilian tongue sticking out.

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Bottom-feeder.

Submitted by cMal on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 1:28pm.

MAKE THIS WITH SIMON BAKER!!!!!!!!!!

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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 1:22pm.

I know what Uvy is buying me for Christmas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rpattz...*swoon*

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Submitted by YourClothesAreDead on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 1:20pm.

Even more effective than a purity ring or chastity belt! In twenty years time, most of the girls who'll be wearing this will end up in a cluttered, stuffy two room apartment with 15 to 30 wailing cats.
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Submitted by snowball on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 1:19pm.

I'm surprised Papa Cyrus hasn't done mens briefs with Bucktooth yet. Of course, the little boys will get slutty witch Noah on their crotches.

Submitted by Plecostomus on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 1:19pm.

So, uhm, does it turn red when it gets wet?

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Bottom-feeder.

Submitted by letinstar on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 1:17pm.

what? no thongs?
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Submitted by madam s. on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 1:16pm.

So gross.

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Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 1:10pm.

Submitted by Sweet Babu on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 2:05pm.

*waits to be bitch-slapped by s&f*
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I would never. Unicorn Forest is not my shit.

Submitted by Sweet Babu on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 1:09pm.

I thought those looked sort of "jumbo" sized, then I remembered the customer base we're talking here.
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Oh right, the light bulb just went off over my head. Then again, I sometimes how fat girls fit into panties. I'm really slim & am always buying medium or large, but I pretty much just wear thongs. So how does a big girl fit into a thong? Never mind. Bad visual.

Submitted by BillyKK on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 1:09pm.

This is just too sweet, but they should have this tattoo instead of the panty

Submitted by Plecostomus on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 1:08pm.

Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 2:05pm.
Cut to R. Pattz saying "I did not sign up for this..."

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Well, he sure doesn't look too happy to be there.

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Bottom-feeder.

Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 1:06pm.

Kristen Stewart is so annoying.. she has two emotions.. vapid and stoned.

can I slap her to see if she blinks?
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Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 1:05pm.

Cut to R. Pattz saying "I did not sign up for this..."

Seriously, how fucking embarassing must it be to have your mouth printed on the inside of a bazillion panties?

Eh, nevermind, dude is probably wiping his tears of shame in 100 dollar bills.

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Submitted by Sweet Babu on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 1:05pm.

snowy & pleco: Pretty much just his lips would fit on my thong panties. I guess the lips-on-lips theme makes sense, but RPatz looks too dirty to have that going on for me cuz I'm fresh as a field of strawberries "down there".

*waits to be bitch-slapped by s&f*

Submitted by JoMama on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 1:03pm.

Me likey RPattz, but this is bizarre and wrong on so many levels...I want the real thing!

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