Friday, October 30th 2009
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For October 29th!
And that's what happens when you snowball Ronald McDonald. - Plecostomus
Runners-up:
Who's his father? He doesn't know. He's inbred. - NoAnjl
That's what you get for going down on a fat chick on her period. - TFBuckFutter
Your face is supposed to look like a baby's bottom AFTER you shave. - TexnDoc
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Why is everyone here so fucking fake? These captions were garbage. They're like submissions to a damn Ladies' Home Journal CT contest.
Hahahaha Plecostomus-I am now a Plecomaniac, I love your entries. ♥♥♥NoAnjl-my luv that was brilliant, TFBuckFutter-ewwwwwwww, but funny, TexnDoc-you are on a roll. Congrats all!
way to go Plecostomus I couldn't think of anything yesterday -- when I saw the picture, all I could think of was having a man-sandwich. mmmmm!
Submitted by NitWitty on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 11:01am.
how nice, thanks sweets!xo *Hands over Snickers bar*
Congrats, Pleco. As always very clevah, you funny slut. NoAnjl, you never fail to make me snicker. LMAO and Ewww to TFBuckFutter and TexnDoc!
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Are You A Goddess? If so...
hahaha. those were all really good 1z. congrats!
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OK, NoAnjl. If it makes you feel better to think YOU are sharing Jayson with ME, that's fine.
The Phils will wake up the bats again when they get home. I'll pray, but I ain't worried.
If only Cliff Lee could start every game! I predict my OTHER boyfriend Cole Hamels will show his good old stuff in Game 3. SMOOCH!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Funny stuff, dears! WTG!
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
DEBS!!!! Thank you my lovebug!! Pray for our Phils!!! oh, and I'll SHARE Werth with you, he's not ALL yours. PFT! xoxo
Funny stuff! Congrats to all!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Congrats heaux!! And thanks for the Friday morning laughs. NoAnjl, wtg you vixen!!! ♥♥♥
Congrats Plecostomus!!! Most excellent!
Congrats to TFBuckFutter and TexnDoc too! They were all great!
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Thanks MK and everybody, esp my Migraine Missy! xo
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ElBoyfriend!!! I have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard you foolio!!!!! LMAO I WUV YOU!
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JABIFFHOOPSXOXOXO
Congrats all! NoAnjl, yours cracked me up!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Congrats weiners. Gimmie your weiners.
nice job winners, LMAO.
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Submitted by Centaurious on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 9:10am.
uuummm...yeah... uuhh... sorry 'bout that!LOL!
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"Got up next morning and I grabbed that gun,
took a shot of cocaine and away I run,
made a good run but i run too slow,
they overtook me down in Juarez, Mexico."
@ESE:and i'm nice... so i got that goin' for me!
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Yes, you were just so NICE to trick me and offer yourself up as the conduit to my newfound knowledge of snowballing...
Now I have serious trust issues and Im'a nevah blowin' ANYONE again!!
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
Submitted by Centaurious on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 9:03am.
@ESE: and 46... and 53... and 74... i just keep getting back in line!LOL!
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And I keep giving you a free pass, cuz I'm the most gullible person on the face of the earth!
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and i'm nice... so i got that goin' for me!
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"Got up next morning and I grabbed that gun,
took a shot of cocaine and away I run,
made a good run but i run too slow,
they overtook me down in Juarez, Mexico."
@ESE: and 46... and 53... and 74... i just keep getting back in line!LOL!
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And I keep giving you a free pass, cuz I'm the most gullible person on the face of the earth!
I try so hard, so very, very hard....
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
Congrats Pleco! Anjl♥♥! TF! and TD!
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Everybody Loves a Clown, So Why Don't You?
Submitted by Centaurious on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 8:54am.
and 46... and 53... and 74... i just keep getting back in line!LOL!
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"Got up next morning and I grabbed that gun,
took a shot of cocaine and away I run,
made a good run but i run too slow,
they overtook me down in Juarez, Mexico."
@ESE: don't worry, it's not particularly gross... it's Kevin Smith's breakout flick
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Well, well, well....quite the divine comedy, ESE...
I guess you were just 38!
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
Congrats winners!! EXCEPT NoAnjl. As she well knows a lot of posters here ARE inbred! Disgusting! I have informed the authorities :( TEAM BANJOPICKERS!!! :o)
LilEllxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Submitted by Centaurious on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 8:30am.
@ESE:i found the clip from "Clerks"...
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Are ANY of you gonna let me have my goddamn coffee?!
That's that flick from Linklater, the Austin dude, right?
I hate Austin; I am sick of living here!
I'll watch it though (AFTER my coffee), and thanks for sending, I'm sure it's ridiculously gross...:)
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don't worry, it's not particularly gross... it's Kevin Smith's breakout flick
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"Got up next morning and I grabbed that gun,
took a shot of cocaine and away I run,
made a good run but i run too slow,
they overtook me down in Juarez, Mexico."
@tristram:I bet I know what that means. *guessing*
(Not true! :)
Man..... don't sound good. In fact, it sounds like Medellin.
(I prefer to think of myself as Elvira in "Scarface.")
ONT: PB&J for lunch! (Keep eatin' em, it'll come!)
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
Submitted by Centaurious on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 8:27am.
I would go to New Hampshire for foliage (and skiing), I used to live there...missing...sob!
I bet I know what that means. *guessing*
A la private drivers with AK-47s, razor wire and guards on top of the house, and evacuation helicopters right in the back yard.
Man..... don't sound good. In fact, it sounds like Medellin.
ONT: PB&J for lunch!
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Bring on the Night
I know what "snowballing" is...an ex-boyfriend of mine told me about he and his ex doing it. I wasn't interested.
BTW- nice captions, people.
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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?
@ESE:i found the clip from "Clerks"...
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Are ANY of you gonna let me have my goddamn coffee?!
That's that flick from Linklater, the Austin dude, right?
I hate Austin; I am sick of living here!
I'll watch it though (AFTER my coffee), and thanks for sending, I'm sure it's ridiculously gross...:)
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
Pleco!!!!!! WOOT! WOOT! Funny Hor!!
NoAnjl....my love, my dear, yours made me laugh out loud yesterday
Good job everyone!!!
Submitted by Tristram on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 8:25am.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 8:21am.
i found the clip from "Clerks"...
HAHAHAHA. I've never seen that (but then I've never seen anything). "Something like 36!"
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yeah, it's CLASSIC!! "hey, you.. come back here!"... HAHAHA!
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"Got up next morning and I grabbed that gun,
took a shot of cocaine and away I run,
made a good run but i run too slow,
they overtook me down in Juarez, Mexico."
@tristram:BTW I read up on Liberia. Hmmmm. You and bro are brave. You don't want to just go to Vermont for the fall colors and some hot choco?
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I would go to New Hampshire for foliage (and skiing), I used to live there...missing...sob!
He works for an important enough organization that they would never let anything happen to their employees or their guests.
Ala private drivers with AK-47s, razor wire and guards on top of the house, and evacuation helicopters right in the back yard.
To tell you the truth, it kinda turns me on!:)
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 8:21am.
i found the clip from "Clerks"...
HAHAHAHA. I've never seen that (but then I've never seen anything). "Something like 36!"
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Bring on the Night
@ Centaurious
i found the clip from "Clerks"...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpQqH4H_SUQ
when you have your coffee
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"Got up next morning and I grabbed that gun,
took a shot of cocaine and away I run,
made a good run but i run too slow,
they overtook me down in Juarez, Mexico."
Submitted by Centaurious on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 8:14am.
I like to use urbandictionary.com for such terms. They always get it right, but the various entries--some dumb, most gross and funny--are the best.
BTW I read up on Liberia. Hmmmm. You and bro are brave. You don't want to just go to Vermont for the fall colors and some hot choco?
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Bring on the Night
(this is old school, but it's all I've got)
Pleccy! You are poetry in Modem!
Congrats Funny Sluttys! All VERY Hilarious!
Jermajesty's Secret Service
@tristram:*batting eyes* Moi?
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I've been scarred by previous Dlisted googles, so lemme have my coffee first!
I need something to spit in shock.
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
Submitted by Centaurious on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 8:08am.
*batting eyes* Moi?
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Gooooo Pleco!! Woot woot! Love the avvie!
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
@tristram:Mornin'! No worries. It's cute, like "snow angel."
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Hey! Liar.
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
Submitted by Centaurious on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 8:04am.
I want to google "snowball" but I'm a little nervous...:)
watch "Clerks".. it's funnier!
OT: congrats winners!
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"Got up next morning and I grabbed that gun,
took a shot of cocaine and away I run,
made a good run but i run too slow,
they overtook me down in Juarez, Mexico."
Submitted by Centaurious on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 8:04am.
I want to google "snowball" but I'm a little nervous...:)
Mornin'! No worries. It's cute, like "snow angel."
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Bring on the Night
AIIIIEAAARGGHHHH!!!
I wasn't expecting this - lotsa very funny entries for this one. But THANKS youse guyz!!! And congrats also to good company: NoAnjl, TFBuckFutter, and TexnDoc!!! This is the bestest Halloween treat!!!
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Bottom-feeder.
I want to google "snowball" but I'm a little nervous...:)
Congrats to all, these were very good!
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
WTG you guys!! NoAnjil I laffed my ass off at yours yesterday!=)) Great jobs all around! :o)
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2007~It was a truly magical time in Shitneyland.
"Sam put drugs in Britney's biscuits"
PLECOTHOMUTHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Congrats to all!!
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MOTHERFUCKER WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? KEEP IT COMING. 10/27/09, the great philosopher, Dr. suckandfuck
Plecostomus, awesome! Congrats to you 3 sluts too!Submitted by Campbell2009 on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 7:30am.
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