Thursday, October 29th 2009

Let Them Eat Lil' Wayne's Head!

This isn't just your average Lil' Wayne birthday cake. This cake was a gift from Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger to their 14-year-old daughter Ireland, who I really hope is a Lil' Wayne fan.

If you don't have strong ankles and good health insurance, you shouldn't even think about licking on this cake. If this cake is anything like the real Lil' Wayne, swallowing a little of its cream will knock you up in a few seconds flat.

And I'm guessing "Happy Birthday, Rude Little Pig" didn't fit on that heart.

Source: Rosebud Cakes via Gawker

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Submitted by literarylioness on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 8:16pm.

I guess the baker/cake decorator was looking at a pic of Jerry Seinfeld and not Lil Wayne when he/she made this cake.

All I got to say is, yuck!

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Submitted by MrPossumsMama on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 8:24am.

This reeks of Trying Too Hard To Be Liked.
I'm sure she'll hate them for it.
(Love the Twizzler dreads).

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Submitted by mrs_lovett on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 12:23pm.

Any minute now, this cake will be featured on "Cake Wrecks".

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Submitted by bluejello on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 5:56am.

is it just me or does this look more like Jerry Seinfeld than lil wayne???

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Submitted by starfishing on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 4:52am.

Submitted by Plecostomus on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 6:52pm.

For my birthday, I would like a Joe Jackson head cake.

And a machete.
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Submitted by Mopa on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 4:02am.

"Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 5:12pm.
Watching people's behind the music always makes me like them. I watched lil Wayne's behind the music and it made me like him. Smart kid who grew up in a bad environment. I don't agree with all of his opinions on things..but I respect him."

OMG! I'm the same way! It's not just the the Behind the Music things either, if I hear or see an interview with someone many people would ordinarily have a negative attitude towards due to image, I usually like them.

I love when people, in reality, are totally different than you imagine them. Marilyn Manson comes to mind too. If you hear or see an interview with him, he is actually very intelligent and likable. I saw something on MTV years ago with Marilyn at his house and his mother called and he was really sweet and normal.

I watched the Lil Wayne Behind the Music and love telling my kids that he was a great student in gifted classes when he was young. (of course he shot himself when he was 12 too, but I leave that part out.)

My daughter thinks Lil Wayne is hot. Yeah, maybe if he keeps his mouth shut. His teeth are disturbing, imo.

Submitted by zinnia on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 3:40am.

First: Haven't that poor kid been through enough?
Second : how very Herod and Salome of them, to serve a head on a platter....

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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 1:34am.

This is a good day for me, because there actually is a cake I could say "(hell) no!" to. Aside from the roast beef baby - still a bit upset about that one - this is the most unappetizing culinary creature I ever saw.

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Submitted by luscious_t on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 12:34am.

mmm - me too - and it would totes add to the severed head effect as one slices into that dessert

I want one of Anne Boleyn. nice.

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Submitted by TITS on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 12:32am.

Did someone say Red Velvet Cake!?!?!?

AUGH!

I love that!

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Submitted by luscious_t on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 12:29am.

Is it red velvet cake? lol

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Submitted by Lovers Keep On ... on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 11:44pm.

She can go visit him in jail, too.

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Submitted by Pet Llama Jimothy on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 11:06pm.

*snort*

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Submitted by Pet Llama Jimothy on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 11:06pm.

*snort*

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Submitted by peaches80 on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 9:32pm.

i love black licorice ! yum
gooooooooo yankees !!!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by the Blinding on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 9:31pm.

black licorice is a gross cake topping!

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Submitted by kittymuffin on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 8:40pm.

Thats gross

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Submitted by kokoskitten on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 7:48pm.

Submitted by QueenVelveeta on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 8:07pm.
That head looks like Jerry Seinfeld.
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Submitted by Husbands_and_Wives on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 7:28pm.

Yuck, what the fudge? Who would want this for their birthday? I would have guessed that Alec would be having none of that, guess I was wrong.

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Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 7:20pm.

that cake is more punishment than gift.

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Submitted by QueenVelveeta on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 7:07pm.

That head looks like Jerry Seinfeld.

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Submitted by Noelegy on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 6:59pm.

Brings a whole new meaning to the word and concept of "tasteless."

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Submitted by zomay on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 6:32pm.

Did anyone else think this was a Kardashian?

No?

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Submitted by tojo on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 6:19pm.

So creepy!!

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Submitted by Albatross on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 6:17pm.

Holy crap. Worst Cake Ever!

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Submitted by paris herpes on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 6:08pm.

I think this is what my FB's friend's 16 year old nephew wanted his birthday cake to look like. Why would anyone want to eat this, it would look like you're choking on one of his dreds. SO SCARY!

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Submitted by mike on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 5:56pm.

Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 6:38pm.

I miss your old avie. I liked that girl.

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Submitted by SickInTheHEad on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 5:56pm.

LMFAO why does it say wade? Mr and Mrs baldwin aint down yo

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Submitted by Plecostomus on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 5:52pm.

For my birthday, I would like a Joe Jackson head cake.

And a machete.

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Submitted by Michael_is_the_SHIT on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 5:50pm.

THAT GIRL IS GONNA GET HIGH AS FUCK! SHE SHOULD BUY A SECOND CAKE FOR THE MUNCHIES!

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Submitted by dreadloccowgirl on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 5:48pm.

I want a Jocelyn Wildenstein cake for my birthday!

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Submitted by putsomestankonit on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 5:39pm.

What kind of parents give their daughter a cake that looks like a wacked out rapper on weed with several baby mamas? Alec and Kim suck...

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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 5:38pm.

I know it's cool to have all these fancy cakes, but I bet they taste like shit. Those different-colored icings always taste like cardboard.

Gimme some of that cream cheese and ginger icing, or a nice penuche. I'm very picky about the way things taste, dammit!

Submitted by justjane on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 5:29pm.

Maybe she requested Lil' Wayne appear at the party and this is the best they could come up with???

He resembles Beetlejuice.

GO PHILS!

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Submitted by modianos on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 5:25pm.

almost as gross as the real thing...almost
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Submitted by Vermithrax on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 5:22pm.

Gross.

Submitted by Hotmami on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 5:20pm.

It's insane how many baby mamas this dude has. He could form his own country.

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Submitted by Golden on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 5:13pm.

Happy birthday Ireland! Here's a decapitated head of one of those rap guys you kids like so much and it taste like cake! Can this finally put an end to the whole "You're the worst dad ever for calling me a pig" thing?

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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 5:11pm.

LOL@ Happy Birthdy Rude Little Pig!

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Submitted by freebird on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 5:09pm.

MK is eyeing the black liquorice hair.

Submitted by freebird on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 5:08pm.

Booty pill not included.

Submitted by lelu on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 5:07pm.

A gift?1? Who did they get to make that thing?

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Submitted by ab on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 5:05pm.

wtf cake of nightmares. but I love the licorice dreads! such creativity.

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Submitted by Centaurious on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 5:03pm.

Alec and Kim actually served that to the rude little pig?

Wow. I couldn't even have Fudgie the Whale at her age...

"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."

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Submitted by agirl on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 4:53pm.

WTF? Was this actually something the girl requested? And even so, WTF?

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Submitted by Aunt Bea on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 4:50pm.

Nevermind a plate full of braids, how about a plate full of them teef?!

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Submitted by Katt on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 4:49pm.

That cake is just scary! Who could eat that?? It looks like a fucking severed head...definitely the most frightening shit I've seen this Halloween.
did anyone else notice the licorice 'dreads'? Lol
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Submitted by little_rascal on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 4:49pm.

This is a birthday cake for a 14 year old girl???
Doesn't look very appetizing.

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Submitted by letinstar on Thu, 10/29/2009 - 4:49pm.

this cake and lil wayne are both ugly as hell...
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