Things You Need To Know: Katie Price Has Fucked Roxanne
In case your head has already puked up this pivotal information: Katie Price's cage fighting boyfriend Alex Reid loves to drag it up as his alter ego Roxanne. Katie completely embraces Alex's tranny side and has even stuck her tongue in his tuck. All together now: HASN'T HARVEY BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH?!!!!!!
In the new issue of OK!, Katie says, "I've had sex with Roxanne and I'm not going into details. It wasn't like lesbian sex because he has men's bits. When I split with Pete, I was completely off sex. But I can tell you, Alex has sent my sex drive through the roof."
Thanks for the anatomy lesson, Professor Jordan. Because all of us were under the impression that when you put on a pair of pantyhose a working chocha suddenly grows in your crotch area. If only it worked that way. It would save Lady CaCa a lot of time.
VIA The Mirror
His eyes are like a freak show. Is it an optical illusion?
Anyway, that is all kinds of scary! Dude wouldn't get to be my intern, that's for sure, but I would fondle Jordan's breasticles!
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Those who jawbone endlessly about sex usually *don't* have sex. Trust.
The ho found herself with another queen and has to lie about it. Sucker.
AGAIN i have to say it-she's looking like megan fox there-shes even got the trademark face megan apparently always pulls.
Submitted by kanderso on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 10:15am.
Yes, but she was EXTREMELY non-sexual for those couple of days.
LOL. I have the feeling she was completely non-sexual with Peter throughout much of the marriage--procreating their kids being the sole exceptions.
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Submitted by Aphid on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 9:45am
Not anymore.
I love how she's practically bragging about it, completely oblivious to the fact that people just think she's an even bigger foolio. Sorry Jordan no one's envious of you.
I wish Roxane would puke on her while having sexy times with Katie, now that is some TMI that we should know about!
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Things I did not need to know..EVER.
Poor Harvey.
Let's hope these two never come out with a sex tape.
Do they share a make up artist?
Or do they apply it themselves while looking at Harvey's Barbie Styling Head for pointers?
Submitted by yepyepyep on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 10:07am.
Totally off Topic
but im applying for FIT next week wont be in the internet much so wish me luck have a great weekend
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Ummmm thanks for that mental image.
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Submitted by Tristram on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 9:29am.
I thought she hooked up with Roxanne a weekend after she split with Peter?
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Yes, but she was EXTREMELY non-sexual for those couple of days.
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What kind of attention, exactly, is Katie trying to get here? Harvey needs to emancipate himself from this bitch. Team Harvey!
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*sending jack some butterscotch snack packs in the mail*
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Totally off Topic
but im applying for FIT next week wont be in the internet much so wish me luck have a great weekend
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
For good times, anyone wanna cyber fornicate?
Coma Caca!!
No need for details, Katie.
We all know that Roxanne likes 12" spiked strap-ons after you rim her no-no good.
It burrrrrrrns!!!! - Miss Coco Peru
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scratch my back
Coma Caca!!
DeeDee - s'alright... I'd still hit it.
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MOTHERFUCKER WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? KEEP IT COMING. 10/27/09, the great philosopher, Dr. suckandfuck
Oooookay, I went a bit too far with the butterscotch. But seriously, you'd have to be into some gross ass shit to get with this skank, right?
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This will be great stuff if her ex goes for custody, when she's at home which is rarely she's doing a cross dresser! Her lawyer must be swinging from the rafters over this. Being an attention whore is more important than being a mother. She's all class.
Sometimes in Life you ask yourself "Why". In this case is..."why are my eyes reading this"
Coma Caca!!
PS: I love the backhanded insult to Peter. Way to kill a guys ego!
Wait was this one of the queens that dropped the drunk dudes that were harassing them?
If not, there seems to be a preponderance of cross-dressing MMA fighters. Cool, I guess!
I'm never eating anything butterscotch AGAIN =))
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 9:52am.
*turns off computer*
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I fukenen lolllllllllllllllllllld
WHO HAS SHE NOT FUCKED. THAT IS THE QUESTION.
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Coma Caca!!
*turns off computer*
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MOTHERFUCKER WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? KEEP IT COMING. 10/27/09, the great philosopher, Dr. suckandfuck
Hehehe jack. What? You don't wanna spread any of that on your toast?
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Actually, it's kind of cool that he's open about his drag alter-ego. She's still nasty though.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 9:38am.
the fuck? I'm stiiiiiiiiiiillllll trying to wrap my mind around this shit.
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REVERSE GAY SHIT. DON'T DO IT. YOUR MIND WILL IMPLODE.
Submitted by DeeDee on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 9:43am.
*throws breakfast in trash*
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MOTHERFUCKER WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? KEEP IT COMING. 10/27/09, the great philosopher, Dr. suckandfuck
I thought English people were supposed to be reserved.
How much you wanna bet Alex's teeth weren't that color before he got with Jordan? *coughbutterscotchpantypuddingcough*
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TMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why must this ho tell everything about her life?!
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***Submitted by iHeartHaters on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 9:32am.
That dude's eyes are looking in 2 different directions LOLOL***
Oh my God, they ARE! hahahahaha!
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the fuck? I'm stiiiiiiiiiiillllll trying to wrap my mind around this shit.
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MOTHERFUCKER WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? KEEP IT COMING. 10/27/09, the great philosopher, Dr. suckandfuck
Jordan looks like a blow up doll with that open mouth...wait she IS a blow up doll!
As for Roxanne, she should get some Crest Whitening Strips and fix that camel teeth situation PRONTO. Her choice of lipstick makes those piano keys look even yellower. Gross!
What did I tell you guys weeks ago?? That these kickboxer/thai fighters are kinky as fuck. They like getting fucked, trannies, men, women, dragqueens, BDSM, everything. God bless them.
Kelly Taylor: Well we all have our crosses to bear.
Brenda Walsh: Or our legs to uncross.
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Too early to hear that shit
Coma Caca!!
"I've had sex with Roxanne and I'm not going into details. It wasn't like lesbian sex because he has men's bits..."
Funny.
Yea Okay.
The one on the right is Katie...the one on the left is a cheap blow-up doll.
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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?
That dude's eyes are looking in 2 different directions LOLOL
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Which one is which MK?
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wait... wait... putting on a pair of pantyhose dosen't make a working chocha suddenly grow in your crotch area?!... oh, i'm totally getting my ten bucks back from that hooker!!
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Katie Price Has Fucked Roxanne********** Well fuck who hasn't?
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