Monday, November 2nd 2009

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For October 30th!

Thank God, Lindsay got a paying job - OurMissC

Runners-up:

Jeez, I knew Schlitz was one of the oldest beers in America, but keeping it's original spokesmodel may prove to be a bad decision. - ILoveRArmitage

Proof that Tara Reid was breastfed. - NoAnjl

Perfect for those lazy Sundays when you want to sip on a cold one and play connect the dots. - Sluttsville

Today's caption picture in all its glory might be too much for some of you to handle, so it's after the jump. Put a block of ice on your crotch and JUMP!

(Thanks Randa Roo)

Posted by: Michael K
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Submitted by huangzhixian104 on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 6:46pm.

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http://www.coolforsale.com/productlist.asp?id=s1 (ED HARDY)

http://www.coolforsale.com/productlist.asp?id=s11 (JEANS)

http://www.coolforsale.com/productlist.asp?id=s6 (TSHIRTS)

New to Hong Kong : Winter Dress

---**** NHL Jersey Woman $ 40 ---**** NFL Jersey $ 35 --**** NBA Jersey $ 34 ---**** MLB Jersey $ 35 ---**** Jordan Six Ring_m $36 ---**** Air Yeezy_m $ 45 ---**** T-Shirt_m $ 25 ---**** Jacket_m $ 36 ---**** Hoody_m $ 50 ---****Manicure Set $ 20

HOT SELL Product Brand is below: Nike Air Jordan(1-25)/Jordan Six Ring/Jordan Fusion/Nike Shox/Air Max/AF1/Dunk: $32 Polo/Ed Hardy/Lacoste/Ca/A&F ……T-shirt:Coach /Gucci/Lv/Ed Hardy/D&G/Fendi ……Handbag:$35 Christian Louboutin/Lv/Ed Hardy/Gucci/Coach/Lacoste/ Timbland……True Religion/Coogi/Evisu/Ed Hardy/Prada ……Jeans:$30 New era/Gucci/Ed hardy ……cap : $13 Okely/Coach/D&G/Fendi/Gucci/Armani …sunglass:$15Nike shoes: 32$, True Religion jeans:30$, Ed Hardy, t-shirts:12$, NFL Jersey:20$,Boots UGG:50$

http://www.coolforsale.com/productlist.asp?id=s65 (HANDBAGS)

http://www.coolforsale.com/productlist.asp?id=s2 (Air_max_man)

http://www.coolforsale.com/productlist.asp?id=s29 (Nike shox)

http://www.coolforsale.com/productlist.asp?id=s6 (Polo tshirt)

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Sweetas's picture
Submitted by Sweetas on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 5:49pm.

Well done sluts!! Bwahahaha!! Special grope to my girls NoAnjl and Slutty. ♥♥

BabyJane's picture
Submitted by BabyJane on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 2:56pm.

OurMissC, that was a good one! I'm still laughing.

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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.

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Submitted by Sluttsville on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 2:49pm.

Whoot OurMissC! Congrats ILoveRArmitage, and smooches to my girl NoAnjl♥♥.

OurMissC's picture
Submitted by OurMissC on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 11:19am.

Thanks MK and congrats to you funny horz ILoveRArmitage, NoAnjl, and Sluttsville. Lots of other great captions too. Everyone's a winner!

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Submitted by little_rascal on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 10:50am.

Congrats to the winners!
♥♥♥Sluttsville♥♥♥

NoAnjl's picture
Submitted by NoAnjl on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 10:47am.

Congrats to OurMissC!! LOL

Congrats to ILoveRArmitage and my special slutty slut, Sluttsville. LOL!!!

Thanks MK and all - ♥ya!
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JABIFFHOOPSXOXOXO

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Submitted by loozer on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 10:45am.

Congrats OurMissC♥, Anjl♥, Slutty♥ and ILoveRArmitgage!!
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Down in the hole some emotions are hard to hide

urmomma's picture
Submitted by urmomma on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 10:35am.

Yay! Good job, winners!

This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.

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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 10:30am.

Funny stuff! Congrats, Sluttsville & NoAnjil!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."

dogfood's picture
Submitted by dogfood on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 9:52am.

the daily mail had a pictorial of US celebrities and in one particularly ravishing photo, they captured the elegance of rihanna and "a partygoer" together. i immediately identified that "partygoer" as miz coco-T and notified the d.mail and they had the nerve to recaption the photo
"Singer Rihanna, right, wore a typically provocative outfit for Halloween and posed with the equally raunchy model Coco, wife of rapper turned Law And Order actor Ice-T"
coco is nowhere near as raunchy as rihanna. rihanna is jus a girl. coco is a woman. how rude.

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either anything goes or i do

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Submitted by items2001 on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 9:49am.

Christmas is around the corner: And old customers can also enjoy the gifts sent by my company in a can also request to our company. Gifts lot,Buy more get the more。Only this site have this treatment
Our goal is "Best quality, Best reputation , Best services". Your satisfaction is our main pursue. You can find the best products from us, meeting your different needs.

http://www.itemscool.com

New to Hong Kong : Winter Dress

---**** NHL Jersey Woman $ 40 ---**** NFL Jersey $ 35
---**** NBA Jersey $ 34 ---**** MLB Jersey $ 35
---**** Jordan Six Ring_m $36 ---**** Air Yeezy_m $ 45
---**** T-Shirt_m $ 25 ---**** Jacket_m $ 36
---**** Hoody_m $ 50 ---**** Manicure Set $ 20

HOT SELL Product Brand is below:
Nike Air Jordan(1-25)/Jordan Six Ring/Jordan Fusion/Nike Shox/Air Max/AF1/Dunk: $32
Polo/Ed Hardy/Lacoste/Ca/A&F ……T-shirt:
Coach /Gucci/Lv/Ed Hardy/D&G/Fendi ……Handbag:$35
Christian Louboutin/Lv/Ed Hardy/Gucci/Coach/Lacoste/ Timbland……
True Religion/Coogi/Evisu/Ed Hardy/Prada ……Jeans:$30
New era/Gucci/Ed hardy ……cap : $13
Okely/Coach/D&G/Fendi/Gucci/Armani ……sunglass:$15
Nike shoes: 32$, True Religion jeans:30$, Ed Hardy, t-shirts:12$, NFL Jersey:20$,Boots UGG:50$

Welcome to Shopping →→→ http://www.itemscool.com

I wish you a happy shopping

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Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 9:23am.

Way to go weiners!! All funny ones!

Have a Schlitz on me SCHLUTTY!!

NitWitty's picture
Submitted by NitWitty on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 9:09am.

Congrats OurMissC! WTG, ILoveArmitage! LMAO NoAnjl, as always and way to round it out McSlittsville!!
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Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 9:03am.

hahahaha OurMissC, congrats!
good job LoveRArmitage
and specials hugs and squeezes to Slutty and NoAnjl ♥♥♥

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huangzhixian103's picture
Submitted by huangzhixian103 on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 8:42am.

http://www.coolforsale.com

Christmas is around the corner: And old customers can also

enjoy the gifts sent by my company in a can also request to

our company. Gifts lot,Buy more get the more。Only this

site have this treatmentOur goal is "Best quality, Best

reputation , Best services". Your satisfaction is our main

pursue. You can find the best products from us, meeting

your different needs.

http://www.coolforsale.com/productlist.asp?id=s28 (JORDAN

SHOES)

http://www.coolforsale.com/productlist.asp?id=s1 (ED

HARDY)

http://www.coolforsale.com/productlist.asp?id=s11 (JEANS)

http://www.coolforsale.com/productlist.asp?id=s6

(TSHIRTS)

New to Hong Kong : Winter Dress

---**** NHL Jersey Woman $ 40 ---**** NFL Jersey $ 35 -

-**** NBA Jersey $ 34 ---**** MLB Jersey $ 35 ---****

Jordan Six Ring_m $36 ---**** Air Yeezy_m $ 45 ---****

T-Shirt_m $ 25 ---**** Jacket_m $ 36 ---**** Hoody_m $ 50

---****Manicure Set $ 20

HOT SELL Product Brand is below: Nike Air Jordan(1-

25)/Jordan Six Ring/Jordan Fusion/Nike Shox/Air

Max/AF1/Dunk: $32 Polo/Ed Hardy/Lacoste/Ca/A&F ……T-

shirt:Coach /Gucci/Lv/Ed Hardy/D&G/Fendi ……Handbag:$35

Christian Louboutin/Lv/Ed Hardy/Gucci/Coach/Lacoste/

Timbland……True Religion/Coogi/Evisu/Ed Hardy/Prada ……

Jeans:$30 New era/Gucci/Ed hardy ……cap : $13

Okely/Coach/D&G/Fendi/Gucci/Armani …sunglass:$15Nike

shoes: 32$, True Religion jeans:30$, Ed Hardy, t-shirts:12

$, NFL Jersey:20$,Boots UGG:50$

http://www.coolforsale.com/productlist.asp?id=s65

(HANDBAGS)

http://www.coolforsale.com/productlist.asp?id=s2

(Air_max_man)

http://www.coolforsale.com/productlist.asp?id=s29 (Nike

shox)

http://www.coolforsale.com/productlist.asp?id=s6 (Polo

tshirt)

Welcome to Shopping http://www.coolforsale.com
I wish you a happy shopping

freebird's picture
Submitted by freebird on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 8:24am.

YAY SLUTTS!!! These were hilarious! Congrats OurMissC, ILoveRArmitage, NoAnjl & Sluttsville! Funny funny hos!

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Submitted by Tristram on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 8:08am.

Yaaay, McSlitty and ILoveRArmitage!! Dey was funny.

Submitted by fleawatch on Sun, 11/01/2009 - 3:54pm.

Now we know who inherited Amy Wino's hand me down old boobies.......

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Submitted by DeeDee on Sun, 11/01/2009 - 2:50pm.

If you think the Schlitz on tap is bad, wait until you see the Natural Light beer bong.

Submitted by single ape on Sun, 11/01/2009 - 2:44pm.

That's one keg I wouldn't tap.

http://www.singleape.com

Submitted by etpiro on Sun, 11/01/2009 - 11:31am.

LiLo's last remaining career choice in show business: being the schlitz "tapped out" girl.

Submitted by tastycar on Sun, 11/01/2009 - 7:47am.

JoBeth Williams has never looked better

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Submitted by robertsandybeach on Sun, 11/01/2009 - 3:17am.

Call me old fashioned..I still prefer Milk, Milk, Lemonade, round the corner....
I'm not gay, I'm enchanted!

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Submitted by Danasaurus Sex on Sun, 11/01/2009 - 1:03am.

Dreamboat Doherty's mother attends another meeting of the La Cerveza League.

Submitted by luvbit on Sun, 11/01/2009 - 12:35am.

Anyone want to take a Schlitz?

Submitted by tastycar on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 8:18pm.

And can you guess where the beer nuts are??

Submitted by Lope on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 4:19pm.

Miranda gave up on offering her beer-free self to Rojo Caliente and finally installed a tap.

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Submitted by Frost on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 3:48pm.

St. Pauli's Gramma: coming to a retirement home near you.

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Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you you gonna bite?

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Submitted by shut the smurf up on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 2:26pm.

LOL! Thanks!

....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K

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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 2:25pm.

MK! LOOK AT THIS ONE!

Submitted by shut the smurf up on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 2:13pm.

Apparently we were all wrong, and Linsday Lohan did make it to 25!

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Seriously, you can't be subtle;)

♥ Threadkilla!
Happy Birthday, Vanilla Ice!

shut the smurf up's picture
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 2:22pm.

@Angel: this is my first attempt ever at a caption, MK better take notice ! :P

....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K

angel_i's picture
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 2:20pm.

Haha! Who can blame Lindsay for really wanting to party down on her 30th birthday?

DISCLAIMER Based on this:
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 2:13pm.

Apparently we were all wrong, and Linsday Lohan did make it to 25!

Which is also funny:D
I gave her an extra five years cuz I'm nice like that:)

♥ Threadkilla!
Happy Birthday, Vanilla Ice!

shut the smurf up's picture
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 2:13pm.

Apparently we were all wrong, and Linsday Lohan did make it to 25!

....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K

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Submitted by smoody on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 2:09pm.

Kids teasing you about your freckles can really be damaging later in life.

smoody's picture
Submitted by smoody on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 2:09pm.

Kids teasing you about your freckles can really be damaging later in life.

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 12:23pm.

Oh Lawd.

Tap tap tap. Flap flap flap!

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Submitted by narcan2k on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 12:18pm.

Alice the bar fly, broke and written of by her family, decided to put years of alcohol abuse to good use.

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Submitted by attention.whore on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 11:22am.

something in the milk aint clean...

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"Everyone knows that if you let Richard Simmons stick the tip in, you'll live forever" MK

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Submitted by hardworkingdiva on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 11:19am.

Not only is Ethel cheap, but she is also tapped out.

Submitted by SisterGoodCookies on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 11:00am.

Chips and Dips, Schlitz and Clits! The premier party for Cougar Town had it all!

Submitted by icelandicody on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 9:22am.

Hohan's new spokeswhore gig taps into her assets.

http://www.omfgstyle.com

Submitted by TheLooch on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 9:09am.

I bet this old bag would suck the Schlitz right out of ya!!!

lizardo911's picture
Submitted by lizardo911 on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 9:07am.

That is just completely gross. Put your nasty clothes back on.

chrisml1000's picture
Submitted by chrisml1000 on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 7:53am.

Tired of being typecast as a "cosmo girl", Cynthia Nixon decides to revamp her image at the Sex and the City IV wrap party.

Vermithrax's picture
Submitted by Vermithrax on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 6:51am.

WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!!!!

/Chris Tucker

Submitted by SouthshoreMA on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 6:04am.

And Mudslides in the back!

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Submitted by Shorty on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 3:23am.

Submitted by Swallows on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 3:19am.
God love her - not for the caption contest - just a vote from me to a woman who is inspiring. If more people had this kind of self confidence the world would be an awesome place to live.
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Swallows, ITA!!! That's me in about 15 years. I know it, I own it and I'm ready for it!
To hell with sit-ups!!!!!!!!!

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