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Ouch...I'm just a woman, but I cringed & felt the pain

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Submitted by TITS on Sun, 11/01/2009 - 10:16pm.

MK FOR THE LOVE OF CRAP!!!

KILL THIS SPAMMER
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MK FOR THE LOVE OF CRAP!!!

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Submitted by kayleigh83 on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 6:06pm.

damn!! i live about 45 minutes away from langley... that's nutty!

Can you explain where you were on the afternoon in question?

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damn!! i live about 45 minutes away from langley... that's nutty! poor dudes :(

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Submitted by Picasso1 on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 11:31pm.
Langley home of the nut sack kicking hoes, busting guys ball since 2009.

hahahaha. Informative yet very funny. Not real worried about Cdn gangs; some of the safest cities anywhere, outside of Tokyo and Singapore. I can't wait till they try to export Bixi bikes to NYC....

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Langley home of the nut sack kicking hoes, busting guys ball since 2009.

As for Gangs in Canada, well any gang you have in the USA is here and then you got the Asian gangs from China, Hong Kong, Vietnam and then the East Indian gangs and of course outlaw frnech speaking bikers from Montreal. Canada is littered with gangs and organized crime because the punsishment for the crimes is so lame, South American gang members get deported from Canada only to crawl back here through Mexico to the USA straight back to Canada, because if they get caught they just get deported again after a few months in jail, instead of a few years in the USA.

Langley is also close to the USA/Canada border so Nut Sack Jane could easily hit Washington State anytime soon!

What a cunt. I get she's a man hater but damn that's fucking cold. I hope she spends her days getting fisted in lezzie prison.

putsomestankonit, that was the first thing I though when I saw the name. Apparantly it is not the same poerson. The guy who got kicked is only 22 years old. OUCH!

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Yeah, but can you get that poor guy a new ball huang? lol
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I hope the next guy she kicks cuts off her feet to make dildos with.

...Possum Head and Vadgina both..Baby Jesus' ball sack has replaced Guy Ritchies nuts in Vadges' Kabbala alter.....next to the virgin blood...

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Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 5:53pm.
Submitted by moomarse on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 5:49pm.

so, sing along with me... All I want for Christmas is my two testicles, my two testcles...

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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK

Let's all stick our asses up in the air and fart one out for the newest spokescouple for marriage and true love! MK

Submitted by moomarse on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 5:49pm.

Here's what the Edmonton Journal says: "....It had to be removed and will be replaced by a prosthetic before Christmas."

So, what I want to know is, what do testicles have to do with Christmas?

Recent incidents in Langley have created a backlog of orders. Be patient.

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Submitted by moomarse on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 5:49pm.

Here's what the Edmonton Journal says: "....It had to be removed and will be replaced by a prosthetic before Christmas."

So, what I want to know is, what do testicles have to do with Christmas?
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It's the gift that keeps on giving all through the year, silly.

Here's what the Edmonton Journal says: "....It had to be removed and will be replaced by a prosthetic before Christmas."

So, what I want to know is, what do testicles have to do with Christmas?

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pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy - MK

Let's all stick our asses up in the air and fart one out for the newest spokescouple for marriage and true love! MK

Did this happen to the Anthony Clark from Boston Common and Yes Dear? Or to someone else named Anthony Clark?

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Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 5:05pm.

Yea, if they lit a car bomb that killed a kid, it was that one. Thats when everyone got pissed.

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sorry - way worse THAN vancouver.

Trying to type and talk to people at work at the same time.

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Ya, I happen to also know a couple of people who have been killed by the gangs. They are starting to go after low level street dealers as well.

Montreal is way worse from Vancouver. Over there, the mafia controls the damn government.

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Girl Scouts - Maybe next time you'll buy the fucking cookies.

Vanitas...your avie is priceless.

Man! That is some man hatin shit that psycho chick is pulling! I DARE her to fuck with David Letterman's testicles! He needs him for the interns!

Submitted by Provolone on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 5:01pm.

Submitted by Vanitas on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 4:56pm.

I actually remember watching some GangWars show on History channel, Mafioso (legitimate businessmen) is in Montreal, i forgot about the Hells Angels, one of my drug dealer friends that went to Paul Smiths College dealt with Canadian Hells Angels. Paul Smiths is like a distribution hub for drugs from Canaderr.
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Provy, I watched that same show just last week, that gang was nearly as powerful as the police.

Submitted by Vanitas on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 4:56pm.

I actually remember watching some GangWars show on History channel, Mafioso (legitimate businessmen) is in Montreal, i forgot about the Hells Angels, one of my drug dealer friends that went to Paul Smiths College dealt with Canadian Hells Angels. Paul Smiths is like a distribution hub for drugs from Canaderr.

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We also have some mexican and south american gangs as well.

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Girl Scouts - Maybe next time you'll buy the fucking cookies.

Damn, someone must have dumped her recently.

Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 4:49pm.

OMG - HAHAHAHAHA. That picture is fucking priceless!

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Sorry, that's wrong I should say some of the gangs are from the us.

That gang from california that tattoo their faces, can't remember the name.

We of course have the Hells Angels, who've been here forever.

There's the rival gangs Independent Soliders, Red Scorpions and UN Gang.

We have asian gangs, that have been kind of quiet as of late.

And we also have Indo-Canadian gangs.

I'm sure there's more, but this is just off the top of my head.

Here's a wiki link:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2009_Vancouver_gang_war

Or CBC

http://www.cbc.ca/canada/british-columbia/story/2009/03/06/bc-vancouver-...

And this is all just in the vancouver area - where I'm from.

Submitted by Provolone on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 4:46pm.
Submitted by Vanitas on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 4:34pm.

what gangs are in Canada?

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Girl Scouts - Maybe next time you'll buy the fucking cookies.

Soooo not cool. No man should ever raise his fists to a woman, but in this case, bitch deserves to get her ass beat.

Cosette13, haven't heard a thing you say? Are you by any chance a Caucasian lady in her 20s? Can you account for your whereabouts on the day in question? Are you fond of wearing very pointy shoes? *eyes suspiciously*

Submitted by madam s. on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 4:23pm.
I just Googled "nut kicker Langley" and all of the headlines that come up are just hilarious. For instance "A serial testicle kicker is loose in the city..." needs to be the tagline for a film.
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The police dept. did a drawing of the serial testicle kicker and this is her wanted picture:
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Provolone,

Maybe that's what they call a group of geese... a gang of geese.

That's all I can think of.

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ASUUU MADREEE!!!!!

Guns don't kill people, Canadians with guns kill people! And crazy Canadian ball-kickers kick balls! (Blame Canada!)

P.S. Sorry about those guns I sent up north :(

*reports self to RCMP*

OMG I live in Langley and hadn't heard anything about this locally!

Provey - I was just thinking the same thing...
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Submitted by Vanitas on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 4:34pm.

what gangs are in Canada?

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Vanitas,

STEEL cups?? Damn. The next time she strikes, people all across Langley will hear a loud "TING!".

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Perhaps she mistook him for a tea-bagger? Should I ever encounter one in real life, I'd be similarly tempted.

a girl - most of the gangs and all of the guns come from the US.

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Submitted by little_rascal on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 4:42pm.
@ Jack-needs-his-glasses

LOL!!!
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MOTHERFUCKER WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? KEEP IT COMING. 10/27/09, the great philosopher, Dr. suckandfuck

Yah, well the thing is the gangsters are the ones buying the armour (retialiation shootings). Rival gangs are going after one other, with innocent people sometimes caught in the cross fire. Somehow, they think if they ban the body armour there will be less shootings. Doesn't make much sense I know since the damn guns are illegal and that's not stopping them.

Submitted by agirl on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 4:39pm.

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