Would You Hit It?
On Today this morning, Matt Lauer dressed up as a former gay twink power bottom porn star who now works as a third-tier Luke Skywalker impersonator at children's birthday parties (aka Bruno). Oh, and to answer my question, DUH! But I'd just let him slap one of the cheeks with his light saber. That's it.
As you can tell, all of the hos on the Today show dressed up as Star Wars characters for Halloween. Meredith Vieira was Princess Leia, Hoda was Yoda, Al Roker was Hans Solo, Kathie Lee Gifford was C-3DrunkHo, Ann Curry was Darth Vader and Natalie Morales was Padme.
Katie Couric's old colonoscopy footage was supposed to be Jabba the Hutt, but there were scheduling conflicts. And Gary Coleman dressed up as one of the Ewoks. A check is a check, and he has to keep his ginge bride happy with sugar cubes and organic carrots.
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Al Roker is a mean prick. He turned in his own 15-year-old daughter to her day school for smoking pot with her boyfriend, just to teach her a lesson.
Why do I hate Al Roker so much? I can't stand him. And he looks like a rat.
Wow...I thought Bruno looked different.
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It was bad because I was a dumb teenager who thought Al Roker was like a big teddy bear. Big wake up call when Stomach Staple bursts past you in his oversized trench coat yelling obscenities into the air (stupid fucking bluetooth).
Fucking hell I can't stand Kathie Lee Gifford. Fitting that she's in a robot suit, though.
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"True story: Al Roker also has anger problems. I've seen him walking down the sidewalk screaming spitting mad into his phone headset. That was back when he was skinny though, maybe bitch just needed a deep fried twinkie to settle him down."
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I totally believe this. He comes across with the real phoney "happy go lucky" shit, my sister and I always say he seems to be the type that's an ultra-prick off camera.
True story: Al Roker also has anger problems. I've seen him walking down the sidewalk screaming spitting mad into his phone headset. That was back when he was skinny though, maybe bitch just needed a deep fried twinkie to settle him down.
Matt Lauer totally looks like an old version of Brüno
I didn't notice him with a head full o hairs
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We have no doubt that homosexual Matt cheats on the 'wife' - but not with fish!
Star Wars ... I never saw a single movie. Big yawn.
I thought Lester Holt today was an excellent Susan Boyle. His lip-synching was awful, but other than that he did a good job.
Lester even as Susan Boyle is way more attractive than Matt Lauer period.
Submitted by putas on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 10:38am.
When he used to do that fucking stupid 'Where in the WORLD IS MATT LAUER' bit I would always hope an avalanche or some other natural disaster would unload on him.
hahaha. Didn't his wife have post-partum depression or something, after spitting out a few kids in a row?
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I loathe Matt Lauer. He's a total pussy and cheats on his wife (who is beautiful, why she stays...) and a total asshole. I know a few people who have experienced his vileness first hand. He's not even remotely attractive. Horrible bone structure, weasel small eyes and hair plugs. Why do some women think this thing is good looking? Smarmy and disgusting.
When he used to do that fucking stupid 'Where in the WORLD IS MATT LAUER' bit I would always hope an avalanche or some other natural disaster would unload on him.
Matt kinda looks like Owen Wilson with that scraggly hair. All he is missing is the jacked up nose. *putting on combat boot*
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Has Matt had 'work done'? The jawline is very youthful for a 55 year old homosexual.
I know others have commented, but he does look like Bruno.
Love the combination fanny pack/murse.
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
@sluttsville, ESE:You are the Dlisted herpes virus.
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I was thinking more along the lines of SARs...
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 9:49pm.
I never thought that I could hate Star Wars more. I was wrong.
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You've seen this, right? http://www.starwarsinconcert.com/
lol
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"You want some ice cream, in case there are no gay people there?"
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 9:52pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 9:34pm.
*pours vodka over ice, sticks a bendy straw in... rocks back and forth in tub*
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add in dressing up the cat and you have my birthday ritual!
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 9:34pm.
*pours vodka over ice, sticks a bendy straw in... rocks back and forth in tub*
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Booo!
I never thought that I could hate Star Wars more. I was wrong.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 8:46pm.
You mis-spelled böink.
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 9:17pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 9:03pm.
Tiger, what's that you've got there, it's hard to see in here with the lights out... is that a rose for me? *takes a closer look*
OMFG! SCRREEEEAAAMMM!!!
*passes out*
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Pfft...Light weight...
Someone open up a can of Revivaho and throw this trick in a tub of ice...
We got WORK to do people, important DListed work...Who's gettin nekkid next???? Time is money....tick tock....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Not to be a nerd or anything, but I can't believe no one has pointed out that his name is "Han" Solo, not Hans. Last I checked he was not Austrian!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 9:03pm.
Tiger, what's that you've got there, it's hard to see in here with the lights out... is that a rose for me? *takes a closer look*
OMFG! SCRREEEEAAAMMM!!!
*passes out*
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Booo!
Submitted by zomay on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 8:57pm.
...You think you're going to get quality porn...IN THIS ECONOMY?????...
What is quality porn?
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Exactly!
Ok,whores quiet on the DListed After Dark set....
Next up, we have a prolapse rectum scene...
And, ACTION!!!!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 8:46pm.
i come back in here for a minute and this is what i see...
*Wild boinking ensues*
*tosses steak to Tiger*... fuckin' hilarious!
see ya!
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"Got up next morning and I grabbed that gun,
took a shot of cocaine and away I run,
made a good run but i run too slow,
they overtook me down in Juarez, Mexico."
...You think you're going to get quality porn...IN THIS ECONOMY?????...
What is quality porn?
Tigerlilly, ♥
Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 7:36pm.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 7:29pm.
Pizza man is here....gotta go folks, talk to you later.
With sausage Slutty?
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*cue porn music*...
Slutty: Is that a peperoni in your pocket or are you just glad to see me, Pizza Boy...
*Wild boinking ensues*
...WHAT? WHAT? It's DListed After Dark...You think you're going to get quality porn...IN THIS ECONOMY?????...No offense Slutty...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
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NOTE: I am kidding around. NOT preaching.
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Oh Matt, NO!
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C3DrunkHo LMAO.
It's NOT a halloween costume if you have a professional make-up artist and costumer.
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Pizza man is here....gotta go folks, talk to you later.
With sausage Slutty?
Sluttsville on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 7:25pm.
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Thankyou, Master Slutty. I will now venture into destiny and carry your teachings with honor in my bra.
Pizza man is here....gotta go folks, talk to you later.
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 7:11pm.
DD it was all a waste of time, they told me on the phone to come in even tho I told them i didn't yet have the copy of my old films, when I go there I waited three hours for the doc to tell me they shouldn't have told me to come in without them, it was pointless to do the tests with out them, so I go back on the 10th
sigh, they sure love to drag it out!
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Thanks for the update. I'd like to slap them!
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 7:20pm.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 7:16pm.
yeah... "holed up at work in budget meetings"... is that slang for "workin' the trick for the most cash"?... heehee!
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Submitted by zomay on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 7:20pm.
I realize now that 'trolls' come here because they were kicked out by their own. I want to accept them, let them be great, and be one with the interwebs.
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Ye have learned well, Grasshopper. Now for an add'l $159, I'll send you an authentic looking piece of paper that certifies that you have graduated from the McSlitty School of Troll Whispering. It's looks very distinguished hanging on your wall, and great to list on your resume.
TEAM TROLL FIGHTERS!
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Submitted by zomay on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 7:20pm.
I realize now that 'trolls' come here because they were kicked out by their own. I want to accept them, let them be great, and be one with the interwebs.
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I love trolls, myself. They add spice to my day:)
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Wow. Are you guys all on the SAME TEAM!?
Submitted by zomay on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 7:20pm.
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i'm gonna call you "zenmay" from now on!
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"Got up next morning and I grabbed that gun,
took a shot of cocaine and away I run,
made a good run but i run too slow,
they overtook me down in Juarez, Mexico."
I realize now that 'trolls' come here because they were kicked out by their own. I want to accept them, let them be great, and be one with the interwebs.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 10/30/2009 - 7:16pm.
yeah... "holed up at work in budget meetings"... is that slang for "workin' the trick for the most cash"?... heehee!
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"Got up next morning and I grabbed that gun,
took a shot of cocaine and away I run,
made a good run but i run too slow,
they overtook me down in Juarez, Mexico."