Saturday, October 31st 2009

Open Hallowpeen Post: Hosted By The Grand Wizard


It really isn't Halloween until last year's HSOH (Hot Slut of Hallowpeen) Tim Curry opens up his precious mouth and serenades us while waving his sexy pink cape around. And The Grand Wizard is always right: anything can happen on Halloween. This is why you have to wax and bleach your important bits, stock up on morning-after-pills, give your toilet a pep talk and write your address on your forehead with a Sharpie just in case!

Happy Halloween to all! If you get arrested, make sure to give us a TSG-worthy mug shot.

(For Lookee)

Posted by: Michael K


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soul's picture

The Worst Witch, best ever Halloween movie. sexyyTim Curry and a great cast!

A little chilly, so it was a light turn out of Tricksters.
MORE candy for us! :D

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Submitted by DeeDee on Sun, 11/01/2009 - 12:06am.
Submitted by shandiRW on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 9:38pm.

bah! no 'rocky horror picture show' on halloween night? blasphemy!
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Better question, how do you not own dis movie and not watching it on Halloween?
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i did dig out an old vhs tape, lmao but i don't have anything to play it with. it's funner to watch it on halloween with others. better answer.

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"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK

suckandfuck's picture

THIS VIDEO WAS THE FUCKIGN BEST

Jill-The-Ripper's picture

I gave out candy at my Mom's. The first trick-or-treater was dressed as Billy Mays. He was about 13 years old wearing a thick fake black beard and carrying a package of Mighty Putty.
She only had 15 kids ring the doorbell this year, other years we have had up to 60.

I think I am going to the casino today and watch my friend blow his money, as I do not have any.

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sun, 11/01/2009 - 6:19am.
So last nıght I brought out the all-vınyl, devıl's costume and danced on an elevated, cırcular stage untıl sıx ın the mornıng.

Mıd-way through, some Russıan ho grabbed my devıl's taıl, whıch ıs about three feet long and trıed to exıt the buıldıng - wıth me attached to ıt.
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I would have done the same thing! But I am glad you escaped, she obviously needs to work on her "Imma gonna git me a man" skills.

No Thriller? My daughter's school does the "thriller" dance every year at school for Halloween! LMFAO! I took off work early on Friday so I could attend her class party (2nd grade)and watch the halloween costume contest and was treated to the entire school doing the "thriller" dance, it was the best!

This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.

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So last nıght I brought out the all-vınyl, devıl's costume and danced on an elevated, cırcular stage untıl sıx ın the mornıng.

Mıd-way through, some Russıan ho grabbed my devıl's taıl, whıch ıs about three feet long and trıed to exıt the buıldıng - wıth me attached to ıt.

Securıty had to throw her drunk ass out and I almost fell off the damn box.

And they do not really celebrate Halloween ın Istanbul but I was throwıng the party so I made the bartenders dress up.

But ın a tellıng sıgn, the DJ dıd not play 'Thrıller'.

Is that crımınal or what?!!

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I passed out candy tonight, against my will. I get friggin pissed when an OBVIOUS teenager comes to my house asking for candy on Halloween.
IMO, once you're a teenager, NO MORE trick-or-treating. Grow the fuck up. Go buy yer own damn candy!

TITS's picture

Do we get an extra hour of sleep tonight?

no no... don't tell me. i like the windows clock to start earning it's keep - i'll see if it alerts me tomorrow.

dog knows looking at the dlisted time stamp tells me jack shit.

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TITS's picture

Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 10:42pm.

Submitted by kokoskitten on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 10:32pm.

you know what i hate about halloween ??? walgreens/rite aid etc wait DAYS to mark the halloween candy on clearance...
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Ooh. Not ours (Shoppers Drug Mart/PharmaPlus)...10 am tomorrow morning! *rubs hands together in anticipation!*
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oooh yah babeee.

love those uber fresh crispy crunch!

nom nom nom

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Submitted by shandiRW on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 9:38pm.

bah! no 'rocky horror picture show' on halloween night? blasphemy!
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Better question, how do you not own dis movie and not watching it on Halloween?

angel_i's picture

Submitted by kokoskitten on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 11:22pm.

Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 10:42pm.

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reason #19,756 i need to move to canada

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Aw. You should just let us take over the States. We're not THAT different. I think you'd like it. Even the Republicans would adjust into comfort over time...in some ways, we're very conservative compared to you...it's just all in our approach;)

And sure - if you wanna tell everyone that YOU took over US and then just let us tell you what to do on the QT - I think we'd be cool with that:)

♥ Threadkilla!
Happy Birthday, Vanilla Ice!

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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 10:42pm.

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reason #19,756 i need to move to canada

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

well, i've done enough babbling... have a good night, all!... be good to each other!

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"Your lips are moving,
I cannot hear.
Your voice is soothing,
But the words aren't clear."

angel_i's picture

Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 10:46pm.

Submitted by kokoskitten on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 10:32pm.
you know what i hate about halloween ???
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Know what I hate about Halloween? All of our local stores are almost sold out of fucking Christmas decorations!!!
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Know whay *I* hate about Hallowe'en? Apparently it's still baseball season! WTF? Aren't we watching football now? There's no clapping in football!

♥ Threadkilla!
Happy Birthday, Vanilla Ice!

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Submitted by kokoskitten on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 10:32pm.
you know what i hate about halloween ???
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Know what I hate about Halloween? All of our local stores are almost sold out of fucking Christmas decorations!!!

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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 10:37pm.
LETS GO YANKEES clapclap...clapclapclap

you talkin' about baseball?.. 'cause, i see "Yank" and "Clap" in one of your post's and i'm thinking a whole different thing!

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"Your lips are moving,
I cannot hear.
Your voice is soothing,
But the words aren't clear."

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Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 10:41pm.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"

angel_i's picture

Submitted by kokoskitten on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 10:32pm.

you know what i hate about halloween ??? walgreens/rite aid etc wait DAYS to mark the halloween candy on clearance...
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Ooh. Not ours (Shoppers Drug Mart/PharmaPlus)...10 am tomorrow morning! *rubs hands together in anticipation!*

♥ Threadkilla!
Happy Birthday, Vanilla Ice!

angel_i's picture

Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 10:37pm.

LETS GO YANKEES clapclap...clapclapclap
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O. MY. GOD.

MAAAAA! TV's bugging me again!

♥ Threadkilla!
Happy Birthday, Vanilla Ice!

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

Submitted by kokoskitten on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 10:32pm.

but, can you buy a menorah, a star to top the tree, some batteries and Reese's peanut butter cups anywhere else?

and to top it off... where else would you have a "happy holiday"?

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"Your lips are moving,
I cannot hear.
Your voice is soothing,
But the words aren't clear."

Team Valtrex's picture

LETS GO YANKEES clapclap...clapclapclap

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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"

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Submitted by Clarisse on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 10:28pm.

GO ducks! =P

hahahaha. If McSlitty were here, we could say "Go Cocks!" but they got trounced by TN.

kokoskitten's picture

you know what i hate about halloween ??? walgreens/rite aid etc wait DAYS to mark the halloween candy on clearance...i remember back in the heyday of my youth (the 80's) that shit would be marked 50% off the day after halloween...now i have to wait...and be inundated with christmas decorations at the same time...

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 10:24pm.
There is no "normal" in my house. I'm more afraid of the trick or treaters giving me the swine flu.

i say fire up the grill... make it more of a... "fourth of July.. kids on spit thing"

oh, yeah... i know i'm going straight to hell!

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"Your lips are moving,
I cannot hear.
Your voice is soothing,
But the words aren't clear."

Clarisse's picture

GO ducks! =P

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Clarisse's picture

*Kahlua and KitKats*

hmmmmmmmmmm.....

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Manimal5's picture

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 10:15pm.
*runs back* trying to watch the Yankees blow a two run lead. "A-rod get your hands off of Jeters ass"

There is no "normal" in my house. I'm more afraid of the trick or treaters giving me the swine flu.

Tristram's picture

Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 9:58pm.
Is giving out cigs, jello shots and condoms to the kids a bad idea???

hahaha. Man, it's been sooo slow here IN THIS ECONOMY. (PS The Yankees blow.)

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Submitted by TITS on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 10:17pm

hey, hey, hey!!... you leave my kidneys and liver outta this!... we have an understanding!

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"Your lips are moving,
I cannot hear.
Your voice is soothing,
But the words aren't clear."

TITS's picture

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 10:08pm.

you all would be amazed at the fact that kitkat's go really well with Kahlua... just sayin'!
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mmmmm

bet your kidneys and liver like it too!

speaking of witch, my personal recommendation is shiraz with brownies on the side. NO, not for dipping, you heathens.

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Submitted by shut the smurf up on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 10:11pm.
Submitted by shandiRW on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 10:02pm.

Is giving out cigs, jello shots and condoms to the kids a bad idea??

I think is a fantastic Idea, I need to trick or treat at your house!
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the fucked up thing is that this is a normal saturday at Man5's!

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"Your lips are moving,
I cannot hear.
Your voice is soothing,
But the words aren't clear."

shandiRW's picture

hair- shot. makeup- shot. have to make an appearance at halloween party? i'm going as 'an unconventional conventionalist'.

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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho

"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK

shandiRW's picture

Submitted by shut the smurf up on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 10:11pm.
Submitted by shandiRW on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 10:02pm.

Is giving out cigs, jello shots and condoms to the kids a bad idea??

I think is a fantastic Idea, I need to trick or treat at your house!
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come on over!

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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho

"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK

shut the smurf up's picture

Submitted by shandiRW on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 10:02pm.

Is giving out cigs, jello shots and condoms to the kids a bad idea??

I think is a fantastic Idea, I need to trick or treat at your house!

....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

you all would be amazed at the fact that kitkat's go really well with Kahlua... just sayin'!

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"Your lips are moving,
I cannot hear.
Your voice is soothing,
But the words aren't clear."

shandiRW's picture

Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 9:58pm.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 9:53pm.
Submitted by Clarisse on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 9:51pm.
Of course you have to make sure the treats were ok to hand out! Safety first!

Is giving out cigs, jello shots and condoms to the kids a bad idea???
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sounds perfect, lmao.

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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho

"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK

Clarisse's picture

Manimal,
No razor blades, no needles...You are GOOD to GO!~

Angel,
The only treat I could afford this year would be cans of tuna....I would have gotten egged for sure! DAMMIT! I just missed out on free eggs!

ESE,
It's all for the kids, yeah!

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EveryStrangersEyes's picture

Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 9:58pm.
Is giving out cigs, jello shots and condoms to the kids a bad idea???

you sonofabitch!!!... you forgot a lighter!!

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"Your lips are moving,
I cannot hear.
Your voice is soothing,
But the words aren't clear."

Manimal5's picture

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 9:53pm.
Submitted by Clarisse on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 9:51pm.
Of course you have to make sure the treats were ok to hand out! Safety first!

Is giving out cigs, jello shots and condoms to the kids a bad idea???

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

Submitted by shandiRW on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 9:54pm.
*does the time warp* awww, fuzzy inside now. thanks, ESE and AI~

"fuzzy" huh?... i'm gonna leave that alone... it's a Halloween miracle!

somebody call the great pumpkin!

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"Your lips are moving,
I cannot hear.
Your voice is soothing,
But the words aren't clear."

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Submitted by Clarisse on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 9:51pm.

Angel_i,
LOL! I gave out nothing! Bah humbug! (I spent the witching hours with my nephie)
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Ha! me too...I go trick or treating. It makes way more sense;p I'ma put some pics on MS soon:)

♥ Threadkilla!
Happy Birthday, Vanilla Ice!

shandiRW's picture

*does the time warp* awww, fuzzy inside now. thanks, ESE and AI~

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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho

"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK

EveryStrangersEyes's picture

Submitted by Clarisse on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 9:51pm.
Of course you have to make sure the treats were ok to hand out! Safety first!

i haven't found any razor blades... yet!LOL!

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"Your lips are moving,
I cannot hear.
Your voice is soothing,
But the words aren't clear."

Clarisse's picture

Angel_i,
LOL! I gave out nothing! Bah humbug! (I spent the witching hours with my nephie)

Shandi,
Rocky Horror? Nah....Ghost Hunters marathon hosted by Josh Gates!!!

ESE!
Of course you have to make sure the treats were ok to hand out! Safety first!

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