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Is he supposed to be her? Vice versa?

His head looks Photoshopped, or maybe it's the size of an egg.

"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."

Hahaha All love, Shorty!!

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The dude is rockin' an AFRO HAT!! WTF!!!

"Any self-respecting whore knows that Halloween is amateur hour. Halloween is the only time authentic sluts cover their parts up. That's what the other 364 days of the year are for!"

Yet another MK gem to add to my facebook quotes!

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luscious_t likes this. *thumbs up*
http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999
~cheetos & frapp~

Submitted by the Blinding on Sun, 11/01/2009 - 3:41am.
Submitted by Shorty on Sun, 11/01/2009 - 3:15am.
Submitted by the Blinding on Sun, 11/01/2009 - 12:58am. “ … a good portion of Dlisters have the gift that keeps on giving!”

I DO NOT and have not ever had a cold sore. However, I think that YOU may have dain bramage.
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ummm i heard from a doctor that the MAJORITY of people are exposed to/have HERPES type 1 (THE COLD SORE ONE) as A CHILD...HERPES 2 is the crotch one...i freaked out when i got my first coldsore at 22 and i got tested and all that good stuff and it was HERPES 1 not 2...and it does not necessarily come from sucing dick or being all nasty because i hadn't gotten any in ages

So she drags these poor things out for photo ops at parties and then what? The dog gets to run around the club with the pounding music and drunken fucktards or gets to sit in the vehicle with the help the whole time she's getting her drunk on? Those poor animals must be hating their life.

This is a whole new level of,"INTHECLOSET".

LOL I know how you feel. I have been on my new job for about a month, which means I can't drink like I used to as well. I had a MK's dream job of running a liquor store for 2 years, which meant not only did I get to get my booze before I clocked out, but I also hosted "tastings" on the weekends in which I boozed it up for free on the job!! Ah the good old days...

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"AND YES SHE DID NOT HAVE TOILET PICTURES HERE WHEN Y'ALL PROBABLY WANT HER WIG RIPPIN' ON THE SEAT AND DOING A BOOT CLAP PROBABLY NOT!"-Keepin the comingback memory alive for Dlisted whores!!

Can't complain, I have a new job, which does not included sitting on my ass Dlisting all day (unfortunatelly) so I'm not here much during the week... because I don't sit on my ass all day long anymore I have lost a total of 10 pounds leaving me with only 5 more to go!

I'm still amazed of what a Sunday Morning with no hungover feels like! :S

....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K

Submitted by shut the smurf up on Sun, 11/01/2009 - 8:46am.

Good morning dear!! I can tell you are up just a bit early lol, The only reason I didn't get confused by the time change is cuz I was at work. While everyone gained an extra hour of sleep, I gained an extra hour of craziness at my job!! How have you been smurf??

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"AND YES SHE DID NOT HAVE TOILET PICTURES HERE WHEN Y'ALL PROBABLY WANT HER WIG RIPPIN' ON THE SEAT AND DOING A BOOT CLAP PROBABLY NOT!"-Keepin the comingback memory alive for Dlisted whores!!

Hey MLIT!
I am an early dlister by mistake, the hour changed and nobody told my brain OR my stupid phone...
so this is how a Sunday before 9 am looks like!

....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K

Good morning Early DListed crew!! Hope every1 had a good halloween! Paris Hilton dressed as a slutty Dorothy. What would have been surprising is her dressing with RESPECT for Halloween.

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"AND YES SHE DID NOT HAVE TOILET PICTURES HERE WHEN Y'ALL PROBABLY WANT HER WIG RIPPIN' ON THE SEAT AND DOING A BOOT CLAP PROBABLY NOT!"-Keepin the comingback memory alive for Dlisted whores!!

I don't know about you guys, but he looks prutty and I would hit that hard! Is it just me or is he actin kinda sassy with the dress on? It must be because his lips are puckerin for some slammin, and not jus the ones on his face either.

I woke up before 9 am on a sunday?? seriously? I quit this bitch!

....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K

Submitted by shut the smurf up on Sun, 11/01/2009 - 8:35am.
This is totally off topic. I just woke up, my Computer says is 8.44am, my phone says is 9.44am, I dont have another clock in the house

who do I believe??? anyone???
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LOL! Good morning! It rolled back an hour.

This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.

Smurfy, your computer automatically changes when the time changes. So it's 8:44.

I think?

This is totally off topic. I just woke up, my Computer says is 8.44am, my phone says is 9.44am, I dont have another clock in the house

who do I believe??? anyone???

....But that’s vulgar and gross to me: exploding assholes, exploding brains. And Christian sites are vulgar to me, too. Michael K

Ooooh! How original of Wonky McCuntyface. She dressed like an Ostrich-faced, Sasquatch-footed, giant man-hands, valtrex-laced slut AGAIN!

...and AIDS was created by the US govt...
Why? Oh gawd, don't go askin' questions!
Get a hobby!
/sarc

the Blinding, EVERYONE HERE IS FODDER FOR PLAY.
Say something the least bit humorous (like herpes) and EXPECT to be the butt of jokes.

Submitted by the Blinding on Sun, 11/01/2009 - 3:41am.
get over yourself and go be ugly somewhere else
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Bwhaha! You are sooo…oh hell, I’ll just let it go at that ‘cause the rest of us can just fill in the blank…!
Cold sores? REALLY???

Submitted by Shorty on Sun, 11/01/2009 - 3:15am.
Submitted by the Blinding on Sun, 11/01/2009 - 12:58am. “ … a good portion of Dlisters have the gift that keeps on giving!”

I DO NOT and have not ever had a cold sore. However, I think that YOU may have dain bramage.

I openly admit to having brain damage. I blame the vaccines I got as a child...and the occasional booze. like it or not, people have viruses. you may not have it but some people do. that's the point I was trying to make. those are the facts so get over yourself and go be ugly somewhere else.

Showing up late at night does not give one a right to spout shit...

Submitted by LALALALOVE on Sun, 11/01/2009 - 1:27am.
Hey, no racial, but why do Blacks love chicken?

I LOVE CHICKEN TOO AND I’M A WHITE BIOTCH

Asian farts smell worse than ALL other races?

I FARTED THIS MORNING AND RAN MYSELF OUT OF THE ROOM damned Mexican food!

Whites try to take every land and call it their own?

Africa is where life started, so back that train up a few miles and a few THOUSAND YEARS!

Indians use so much curry? And Spanish get paid so little?
HUH?

LALALALOVE, I suggest you go over to Huffingtonpost.com where people LIKE YOU enjoy spouting off and occasionally getting heard. Heard, as in someone actually wanting to listen to your drivel.

Submitted by the Blinding on Sun, 11/01/2009 - 12:58am. “ … a good portion of Dlisters have the gift that keeps on giving!”

I DO NOT and have not ever had a cold sore. However, I think that YOU may have dain bramage.

IMO Halloween is supposed to be all about the SCARY side of life. I dressed as a witch this year, as always!

lalalalalala: no. that was not racial at all. like you are not looking for attention at all

HORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!

I just got back from the French Quarter. IT IS OUT OF CONTROL!! Wild good times. I think I saw like 200 different women in SLUT-O-WEEN costumes. AND WTF was it with all the SLUTTY BEE costumes?!?!

My gawd!! I saw bare tits and fishnetted booty. There were soooooo many people I thought there was going to be a riot!! Police on horses. A fight broke out as we were leaving. The BH alerted to po po and they galloped away.

Can't say this isn't an interesting city!!

lala

Why I'm I not in the mood for Ho-weening tonight!

We decided to skip the ho-weeing this year. Fuck, bad idea. But I had to study. Yes, yes, I study!!

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The dude is rockin' an AFRO HAT!! WTF!!!

Hey, no racial, but why do Blacks love chicken? Asian farts smell worse than ALL other races? Whites try to take every land and call it their own? Indians use so much curry? And Spanish get paid so little? NO RACIAL!

The dude is rockin' an AFRO HAT!! WTF!!!

She made him wear PINK slippers for a Dorothy costume...Narcissistic.Bitch.
Pink cubic zirconia slippers no doubt

You're my only friend
You don't even like me

Submitted by stake_spike on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 9:54pm.
Submitted by the Blinding on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 9:44pm

Ugh that's disgusting. Do all the bitches in Hollywood have the herp? Paris has fucked a lot of people. And don't most men know not to go down on this skeezer.

actually, its estimated that 20% of Americans have herpes simplex 2 (genital herpes that can also go oral) and up to 50% of the population has herpes simplex 1 (cold sores that can also go south). meaning a good portion of Dlisters have the gift that keeps on giving! its good to get tested if you are a responsible sexually active member of society. the reason all STD's and viruses are running amok is because most people don't have symptoms and are ignorant. then you've got those bastard fucks who know they're toxic and don't care. I got tested recently and the doctor told me that they can't actually test for the virus, only for the antibodies your body creates when you get the virus. even then its still hard to determine because if you've had chicken pox as a kid, you still have that virus in your spine and you can test positive for herpes if they don't do a specific herpes simplex 2 vial test. scary shit!

I've never seen her with really bad breakouts which probably means she takes a daily Valtrex or gets a refill when she notices that immediate tingling sensation ;) I know its wrong but I kind of hope they never find a cure for herpes so these two nasty fucks can always be photographed and laughed at. they deserve each other. everyone knows this bitch is a walking STD/virus factory but he's still willing to suck her face for the cameras cause he's so desperate to be famous, like the rest of the trash she fucks. what really pisses me off are the pictures MK posted a few weeks back of Paris kissing that chimp. chimps can get all the same viruses we can because our DNA is so similar so its possible she gave that poor simian friend the herp :(

Submitted by RichBitch on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 9:09pm.

So Parisite just wore her regular shit then.

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Apparently only Doug wanted to dress up.

♥ Threadkilla!
Happy Birthday, Vanilla Ice!

Doug's feet and shoulders are way smaller then paris's

bitch just wanted an excuse to take her dog to the halloweener party. in thumbnail #4, that wonk is working overtime! i hope it getting time and half for that shit!

CORNDOG,
The scariest part of that, is what she looks like now is product of YEARS of plastic surgery.

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Can someone please "accidentally" back into her with a semi truck?

Thanks,
all the former and present pets of this skank

Not only is his waist smaller then hers but his shoulders are narrower. check out the pic of her from the back. I thought it was him. She has no muscles in her arms either. Her body is deformed as if she was not complete when she grew up? What's with that?

Submitted by the Blinding on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 9:44pm

Ugh that's disgusting. Do all the bitches in Hollywood have the herp? Paris has fucked a lot of people. And don't most men know not to go down on this skeezer.

I guess that slut rule is kind of like the Buffy vampire rule. If it only it were true MK. If anything they think of new and inventive ways of going out in less.

Submitted by Sandbitch on Sat, 10/31/2009 - 8:47pm.

Doug's feet are smaller.
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*hand on hip*

And what the fuck is wrong with big feet? It helps to balance.

Next you'll be casting aspersions on people with flat asses or something equally as wild.

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Fucking with the Tiger since 2008
http://www.flickr.com/photos/35644523@N04/
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50 bucks says it was his bright idea to wear the lipstick to cover up those nasty cold sores Parasite gave him: http://noseatreveria.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/paris-doug-herpes.jpg

ooooooh- I love "Thick As a Brick".

great siggie.

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I know it's so messed up - how our society all thinks
-Gwen Stefani "What You Waiting For?"

Manimal,
I'll go with Tallulah.

Sandbitch,
GOOD catch! I was wondering if it was just perspective, but her feet ARE bigger!!!

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Really, how dim do you have to be not to know that Dorothy had ruby (silver in the book) slippers and NOT hot pink? If you can't find some to fit your feet, you paint the ones you've got.

Oh yeah, and Dorothy was a brunette, and Toto was black. So there.

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Really don't mind if you sit this one out
My words but a whisper, your deafness a shout
--Jethro Tull

And by Monday she'll again be bitching about how nobody takes her seriously, blah blah blah.

my groggy ass just woke up from a nap (i.e. choosing to pass out for a little while) and i am dying laughing at the "wizard of valtrex" reference...