Mimi Is Really Creative
When I heard Mimi was HOsting her own Halloween party in NYC, I figured she would go dressed as a slutty butterfly, a slutty rainbow, a slutty unicorn taxidermy, a slutty Hello Kitty, a slutty Eminem, or a slutty Precious. But Mimi really flipped the world upside down by stuffing her glazed ham hocks and buttermilk biscuits into a slutty angel costume. Such a shapeshifter, that Mimi!
And Mimi's bought-and-paid-for husband really outdid himself by going as one of The Empress of Lucite's vagina drops. Yes, Shauna Sand's lady jizz has angels wings and everything.
Meanwhile, in L.A., Wonky went to Heidi Klum's Halloween party dressed up as a slutty slut slut slut slut slut. You know, wearing Liberace's rhinestone shoe horn on her forehead only points out the brutal fact that one of her eyes is constantly suffering from jizz squint.
And it was a little weird that Doug Reinhardt didn't dress up. He must have gotten his fill the night before.
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Now we know why Paris has become the respectable talent she is. Mom took her cell phone away as punishment.
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Everything is quiet
Everyone has gone to sleep
I'm wide awake but these memories....these memories can't wait
-Living Colour
Tooth Faerie eh? That explains it then. Paris must be milking him for all his loose change.
KATHY TOOK HER CELL PHONE AWAY?????
THE HORROR!!!!
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Everything is quiet
Everyone has gone to sleep
I'm wide awake but these memories....these memories can't wait
-Living Colour
I dont go out everynight. But i do tuck her in and put her in her pajamas then my sister watches her. But i watch her all the time but its ok for adults to have their own time every now and then paris is no different.
Nicky is not miserable she loves her private life. She is not as outgoing as paris. She is happy doing fashion and going to parties and hosting them.Some parents have no control on what their children do. When paris was little kathy did disipline her when she misbehaved kathy would take her cell away if she continued then it would be disconnected. Its the friends they have talk them into doing things they are uncomfortable with.
HotParisHilton does your Mom watch the baby when you go out at night?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Submitted by HotParisHilton on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 11:52am.
"No i would not be happy if i was in school..."
Point. Made. Thank you.
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MOTHERFUCKER WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? KEEP IT COMING. 10/27/09, the great philosopher, Dr. suckandfuck
THUNDER THIGHS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL snowy and PSL.... I liked 'she'll be happy to take care of them while paris is OUT AT NIGHT'.... so if she has chirren, it is perfectly okay for her to continue her stupid fuckin nightly partying while the poor lil bastard is at g'ma's? you are tarded.
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MOTHERFUCKER WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? KEEP IT COMING. 10/27/09, the great philosopher, Dr. suckandfuck
No i would not be happy if i was in school, I been much more happy since i moved to live with my boyfriend and my daughter.
whew, what a relief that Kathy will help. She did such a great job with her children! They are well behaved, upright citizens who are selfless and politically correct.
(TWO have DUIs.....one is too young to have fucked up too badly yet, and the other is Nicky, who just looks miserable all the time)
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Everything is quiet
Everyone has gone to sleep
I'm wide awake but these memories....these memories can't wait
-Living Colour
No im 24. Im not in school.
jacko: You THINK!?!??!
"she will be more then happy "
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Sorry i know its heels! im not that stupid. im just typing real fast and not checking my errors. i dont really care about that sort of thing. if i can spell halloween i think i can spell heels its just the ridiculous keyboard.
Submitted by HotParisHilton on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 11:41am.
shouldn't you be in school....
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MOTHERFUCKER WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? KEEP IT COMING. 10/27/09, the great philosopher, Dr. suckandfuck
Parissucksliterally,
I think they ARE together for good.
If they do have kids. Don't worry about them being sent to a nanny, her mom kathy is excited about having grandkids she will be more then happy to take care of them when paris is out at night. But i think she will take them with her for the day shopping and since she is so adventerous i think she take them to the zoo alot to play with animals and disney world. I think she give them alot of attention. but they will be spoiled. She wanted to super spoil Harlow. And she will hold them alot and give them alot of attention.
thank you snowy- my brain was about to implode after reading that shit.
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Everything is quiet
Everyone has gone to sleep
I'm wide awake but these memories....these memories can't wait
-Living Colour
Submitted by HotParisHilton on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 11:32am.
Good morning. It's HEELS!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Bunch of lice in costumes. that is what I see.
Coma Caca!!
Good morning Dlisters. I like the dress and heals the thing hanging from her face looks a bit off but i love the feather. Doug i say looks funny but its halloween. He went as dorothy then as a angel but Its halloween and people are expected to look werid but doug a bit over the top but normally he is cute.
snowy, I highly doubt that douchebag is clean.....but now he is tainted forever by that skank.
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Everything is quiet
Everyone has gone to sleep
I'm wide awake but these memories....these memories can't wait
-Living Colour
he doesn't even want his lips to touch her herped out mouth
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"The Falcon and the Snowpiece?" Plecostomus
"snowpiece is officially to be known as hopiece from here on out." TheBreakdown
Whatever the fuck that glittery assed dingleberry hanging down her forehead is, it would have been better served as a Bedazzled patch to go over her wonkeye.
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Uvula/vulva.....hell, it's all pink on the inside anyway. - Sweet Babu
good morning HPH!!!
Paris looks like an idiot. Her bf looks even more stupid.
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Everything is quiet
Everyone has gone to sleep
I'm wide awake but these memories....these memories can't wait
-Living Colour
Paris looks beauitful. I love her coustume. She always has the cutest costumes. Its not slutty at all. I think she is suppose to be a ballerina princess. Doug is a angel??
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Submitted by pugzilla on Sun, 11/01/2009 - 2:59pm.
As entertaining as I find it, with all that money isn't there something Pear-ass can do about that wonk eye? I've always been amazed that her looks-obsessed parents weren't on it when she was a child. Is there not some kind of corrective surgery or physical therapy available to fix the wonk?
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Paris GOT her wonk eye from a botched eyelift surgery when she was like, 20. Well, not an eyelift. Some shit to make her crackwhore eyes open up wider. That's how she got the wonk eye in the first place.
Anyone who continues to buy Parisite's bullshit about using chicken cutlets is retarded...whore got a boob job because her chicken nuggets weren't getting her any attention. If you've ever seen her crotchal area you'd also know that she has a bigger sack than her gay boyfriend. Half of it is inside the body, but there are balls there. Cokewhoring shemale.
is it just me or does it look like Paris had her whore lips plumped and her titty bags too?
oh GOD, mariah, stop it!!!!!!
@literarylioness:Does Mimi know she is nearly 40 and not 25?
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I know...I'm not sure what it is about her. She actually has a sexy figure even when she's overweight, but doesn't she know when she's overweight? She shows way too much skin, she's almost 40 and I fear her life will not end well, in terms of self-respect.
Or a fashion restrospective.
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
I like the fact Mimi is going back to her 1990 curls. I always thought she had such pretty curls. This Halloween costume is not so great for a nearly 40 year old woman. Does Mimi know she is nearly 40 and not 25? By the way, Heidi Klum goes all out for Halloween but I guess since she just gave birh, she did low key this year.
Submitted by Centaurious on Mon, 11/02/2009 - 2:52am.
@the blinding:gakked out pupils
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Did you mean "gawked out" or "gakked" out?
I have never heard of gakked before...
gakk is slang for cocaine. in the states, I think its more commonly refered to meth though.
No coke on PH's hands.
She's a bipolar bear.
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
@the blinding:gakked out pupils
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Did you mean "gawked out" or "gakked" out?
I have never heard of gakked before...
I should probably stop reading the Enquirer and start going to the library.
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
I think she's supposed to be an over exposed whore with a giant vagina. flawless.
wait! is she supposed to be an albino peacock? seriously, wtf?
did anyone figure out what paris is supposed to be? i mean, for real? i don't get it?
Submitted by roxie on Sun, 11/01/2009 - 10:59pm.
in the solo pic you can seen coke all over Paris's hands
that was the first thing I noticed when I clicked on that photo. I read somewhere else that those hideous contacts (similar ones Britney had during her 2007 VMA performance) are used by skanks to hide their gakked out pupils. I remember Courtney Love had something like 'em too when she was photographed during a massive herpes breakout: http://yeeeah.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/courtney_love_face_herpes_1...
@roxie, zinnia:"Submitted by roxie on Sun,
in the solo pic you can seen coke all over Paris's hands"
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Not coke, cum.
Damn, she has alot of freckles on her chest for a woman in her 20's.
She has a long, hard, road ahead of her...
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
Having an angel on your shoulder somehow seems far from appealing when I look at Mimi. Did I miss something, because from the look of all those costumes Halloween seems to be all about (kinky) sex?
"Submitted by roxie on Sun,
in the solo pic you can seen coke all over Paris's hands"
Yea whats up with that? Did the bag break so she had to crawl around the toilet floor and try to sweep it up with her hands? And forgot to lick it off before the photo op....
Or maybe she is supposed to be some kind of coke-entity? The Coke fairy/angel? Dunno....
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Holy wow look at those thunder thighs!! She really let herself go since the 90's....put down the fork moo moo
parasite thinks she looks smokin hot while posing. Denial.
I have to say I think she has a great figure.
Plus I'd rather see pictures of her - she's always smiling and it seems to be genuine, unlike paris and her pouting poses. blech.
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Anyone figured out why the bottom half of her body looks like a bad pshop cut out?
Is she fucking with us or is this some new scary technology whereby the images the camera picks up are affected BEFORE it gets to editing?
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Nice recycling on the halo...it used to be her belt.
"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."
Submitted by liverwurst on Sun, 11/01/2009 - 7:38pm.
Mimi needs to put down the damned fork...her saddle bags are packed.
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Yeah, but in the mules defense; It's a Long Way to Tip-a-Fairy. (Sorry, that's an old timers joke so sure it went over like Heather Mills without her prosthetic leg.)
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