Sunday, November 1st 2009

From Mr. Schuster To Mah Boo?

Before Ben Maisani was flexing his triple-wide muscles all over India with The Silver Fox, he might have been touching lips with Mr. Schu from Glee (aka Matthew Morrison). Over at ONTD, they posted this picture (taken pre-Mah Boo time) of Ben hugging on a sexy piece. They seem to think it's Mr. Schu himself. But let's bring in the CSI: Dlisted team to analyze:

Hmm... Well, the space between the eyebrows and hairline seem off. Matthew has a mole, but the dude on the left doesn't. Also, the earlobes aren't exactly twins. I don't think it's him. Oh, and one more thing: SOMEBODY PLEASE GET ME A FUCKING LIFE! STAT!

Mah Boo doesn't have anything to worry about. I'm sure he can out-dance, out-sing and out-Glee Mr. Schu any day of the week.

(Image Source: Twerking)

Posted by: Michael K


items2001's picture

Christmas is around the corner: And old customers can also enjoy the gifts sent by my company in a can also request to our company. Gifts lot,Buy more get the more。Only this site have this treatment
Our goal is "Best quality, Best reputation , Best services". Your satisfaction is our main pursue. You can find the best products from us, meeting your different needs.

http://www.itemscool.com

New to Hong Kong : Winter Dress

---**** NHL Jersey Woman $ 40 ---**** NFL Jersey $ 35
---**** NBA Jersey $ 34 ---**** MLB Jersey $ 35
---**** Jordan Six Ring_m $36 ---**** Air Yeezy_m $ 45
---**** T-Shirt_m $ 25 ---**** Jacket_m $ 36
---**** Hoody_m $ 50 ---**** Manicure Set $ 20

HOT SELL Product Brand is below:
Nike Air Jordan(1-25)/Jordan Six Ring/Jordan Fusion/Nike Shox/Air Max/AF1/Dunk: $32
Polo/Ed Hardy/Lacoste/Ca/A&F ……T-shirt:
Coach /Gucci/Lv/Ed Hardy/D&G/Fendi ……Handbag:$35
Christian Louboutin/Lv/Ed Hardy/Gucci/Coach/Lacoste/ Timbland……
True Religion/Coogi/Evisu/Ed Hardy/Prada ……Jeans:$30
New era/Gucci/Ed hardy ……cap : $13
Okely/Coach/D&G/Fendi/Gucci/Armani ……sunglass:$15
Nike shoes: 32$, True Religion jeans:30$, Ed Hardy, t-shirts:12$, NFL Jersey:20$,Boots UGG:50$

Welcome to Shopping →→→ http://www.itemscool.com

I wish you a happy shopping

huangzhixian103's picture

http://www.coolforsale.com

Christmas is around the corner: And old customers can also

enjoy the gifts sent by my company in a can also request to

our company. Gifts lot,Buy more get the more。Only this

site have this treatmentOur goal is "Best quality, Best

reputation , Best services". Your satisfaction is our main

pursue. You can find the best products from us, meeting

your different needs.

http://www.coolforsale.com/productlist.asp?id=s28 (JORDAN

SHOES)

http://www.coolforsale.com/productlist.asp?id=s1 (ED

HARDY)

http://www.coolforsale.com/productlist.asp?id=s11 (JEANS)

http://www.coolforsale.com/productlist.asp?id=s6

(TSHIRTS)

New to Hong Kong : Winter Dress

---**** NHL Jersey Woman $ 40 ---**** NFL Jersey $ 35 -

-**** NBA Jersey $ 34 ---**** MLB Jersey $ 35 ---****

Jordan Six Ring_m $36 ---**** Air Yeezy_m $ 45 ---****

T-Shirt_m $ 25 ---**** Jacket_m $ 36 ---**** Hoody_m $ 50

---****Manicure Set $ 20

HOT SELL Product Brand is below: Nike Air Jordan(1-

25)/Jordan Six Ring/Jordan Fusion/Nike Shox/Air

Max/AF1/Dunk: $32 Polo/Ed Hardy/Lacoste/Ca/A&F ……T-

shirt:Coach /Gucci/Lv/Ed Hardy/D&G/Fendi ……Handbag:$35

Christian Louboutin/Lv/Ed Hardy/Gucci/Coach/Lacoste/

Timbland……True Religion/Coogi/Evisu/Ed Hardy/Prada ……

Jeans:$30 New era/Gucci/Ed hardy ……cap : $13

Okely/Coach/D&G/Fendi/Gucci/Armani …sunglass:$15Nike

shoes: 32$, True Religion jeans:30$, Ed Hardy, t-shirts:12

$, NFL Jersey:20$,Boots UGG:50$

http://www.coolforsale.com/productlist.asp?id=s65

(HANDBAGS)

http://www.coolforsale.com/productlist.asp?id=s2

(Air_max_man)

http://www.coolforsale.com/productlist.asp?id=s29 (Nike

shox)

http://www.coolforsale.com/productlist.asp?id=s6 (Polo

tshirt)

Welcome to Shopping http://www.coolforsale.com
I wish you a happy shopping

NativeNYker's picture

Let me just say that there does appear to be some resemblance but... In any event, this is all types of distressing, cuz that should be me in the pic with Morrison!

xo
Rants, Thoughts & Merde
http://www.rantsthoughtsmerde.com/2009/11/mel-gibson-dad-at-fifty-three....

Summermixx's picture

i took this photo, ladies. it isn't him.

Centaurious's picture

@professorvp:The ears don't match.

________________________________

Yeah, these guys are not the same, unless Photoshop is the Wizard of Oz.

The sexiest guys are always gay. Why the fuck is that?!

"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."

ProfessorVP's picture

I was going to point this out, but Lisa already did. The ears don't match. One has a meatier ear lobe than the other. That's something that's not going to change from photo to photo.

Gawker had some pics of andersen cooper's boy toy.. a bunch of different pics of him....
one of the pictures features the boytoy standing next to a dude in drag... now, go check out that picture, because i swear to god, that looks like andersen cooper in drag. no shit. lmao
and nobody there seemed to notice it.

the Blinding's picture

it looks like him but even if that picture isn't, I still think Matthew Morrison likes the cock. maybe he likes snatch too but I think he was born to suck the peen.

Centaurious's picture

The real Mr. Schu looks like The Hoff.

"I never should have switched from scotch to martinis.."

The ear isn't a match. A mole could pop up at any time, but the ear shape is going to stay the same. Also the nose is a bit different.
But meh, who knows... maybe it's him, maybe not

angel_i's picture

Submitted by dudemallsf652 on Sun, 11/01/2009 - 9:52pm.

Christmas is around the corner: And old customers can also enjoy the gifts sent by my company in a can

**************************************

WTF? Now YOU'RE calling us old?
And - why in a can?

♥ Threadkilla!
"[The informant] is the tit sandwich that visited Hank the other night. It's gonna be hard to listen to anything she has to say" ~ Bubba's thoughts, Lonely Street

DeeDee's picture

I can see Ben's chonies. Are they boxers?

angel_i's picture

Submitted by kokoskitten on Sun, 11/01/2009 - 8:02pm.

yes cock pictures can help solve this !

**********************************

DO NOT SEARCH THIS MAN'S NAME. ALMOST EVERY SITE THAT COMES UP IS INFECTED.

This has been a public service announcement from your local DListed angel;)

♥ Threadkilla!
"[The informant] is the tit sandwich that visited Hank the other night. It's gonna be hard to listen to anything she has to say" ~ Bubba's thoughts, Lonely Street

me0595's picture

THIS IS WHY I LOVE YOU, MICHAEL K!!!!!!!!

YOU ARE THE GREATEST COMEDIC GENIUS OF OUR TIME!!!!!!!!!!

nettime's picture

Are you Still looking for your sugar dady? Want to
find a good looking and quality man but not sure
if they are true and serious? Well, join to find more
than 1200,000 quality verified members and have
fun! Totally free go join www.Sugarloves.com

kokoskitten's picture

yes cock pictures can help solve this !

TheCocoaCritic's picture

It's the same guy.

******************************************
http://cocoacritic.blogspot.com

Plecostomus's picture

Ta, psl!

@Jill-The-Ripper: Sweat stains, you say?!? The plot - it thickens!!! Because where there are pit stains, the stench of Skeletor cannot be far behind.

================================

Bottom-feeder.

parissucksliterally's picture

In fact, I am going to take another nap now. See ya!

**********************************************
I know it's so messed up - how our society all thinks
-Gwen Stefani "What You Waiting For?"

parissucksliterally's picture

I napped from 4:30- 6, then went back to sleep at !0:30. Happy Halloween- I was physically exhausted, so I didn't care.

**********************************************
I know it's so messed up - how our society all thinks
-Gwen Stefani "What You Waiting For?"

Jill-The-Ripper's picture

Oh God, I have no life either.
On the main pic, is there an armpit BO stain on the tacky T shirt "BUCK" guy?
Regardless of ID.

Plecostomus's picture

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 11/01/2009 - 5:56pm.
----------------------

Oh, the beach! With your dog! That's nice - and how novel for Halloween! DiamondDawg was tellin' us how chaotic Nu Orleanz was. Me, I got the lazies and spent it under the sheets - snoring.

*looks forlornly at costume*
*remembers evey day is Halloween at D-Listed*

======================================
Bottom-feeder.

parissucksliterally's picture

Pleco, you kill me with the avies......too fucking funny.

I just got back from the beach- 80 degree day- took my dog to Malibu with another friend and her dog. What a fantastic day!

**********************************************
I know it's so messed up - how our society all thinks
-Gwen Stefani "What You Waiting For?"

Plecostomus's picture

@psl:

The vision of beauty that is Wonky does that to the best of us.

==========================
Bottom-feeder.

parissucksliterally's picture

Pleco!!! Your avie!!!! YOu just made me choke on my bong hit! hahhahahahahhahaha

**********************************************
I know it's so messed up - how our society all thinks
-Gwen Stefani "What You Waiting For?"

Plecostomus's picture

@david Letterman :

Yeah, he does nothing for me either. Wahehehehehohohoh!

====================================
Bottom-feeder.

david Letterman- Staff fucker's picture

Pleco- Hahaha! WHEW! No hard on!

Plecostomus's picture

Submitted by david Letterman... on Sun, 11/01/2009 - 5:37pm.

Since I am looking so hard at this picture, does this mean I am now ghey?
---------------------------

Nahhhh... But if you get hard looking at that picture, then Houston, we have a problem.

Or not.

===================================

Bottom-feeder.

MissJaneTexas's picture

whats up hookers? im bored.

if he isn't cheating on mah boo is the only scandal that the glee guy is married or not "out". im too lazy to google.

**************************************************************
Take a bow, freak. Jack-n-the-hat 10-5-2009

For what purpose was this created? A goddamn project for whore school? Sophie_003 10-6-2009

david Letterman- Staff fucker's picture

Pleco- I think that I can see a faint bit of the mole in the kissy face picture. If you follow the edge of the sideburn, you can see a light shadowing on his cheek.

Since I am looking so hard at this picture, does this mean I am now ghey?

Jill-The-Ripper's picture

This is getting too complicated for me. We need to call Peter Thomas. Is he still alive?

Chirio's picture

Until no penis pics are available...this case is still open

Coma Caca!!

Plecostomus's picture

@ david Letterman : Well, the curvature of the thin lips, the nose, the cheek crease, and the similarity of the ears are most damning...but I think the mole will be the smoking gun in this case - if only I can detect it beyond the five o'clock shadow of a doubt on the pic on the left.

=======================================

Bottom-feeder.

david Letterman- Staff fucker's picture

Well Pleco, I say we take another vote.

I say same guy.

Plecostomus's picture

@ david letterman:

Appears that the evidence is "insufficient" at this point.

==============================

Bottom-feeder.

david Letterman- Staff fucker's picture

Is this what they call a "hung" jury?

Plecostomus's picture

I'd have to say the jury is still..."OUT" on this one.

==============================

Bottom-feeder.

Aww Michael, yep it's him, it's in the crease lines around the mouth and well he's hooot.

On the other hand that makes you like instalkerlaw with Mr Schu. Way to swing it, bra.

johnosahon's picture

you guys have to remember that the guy kissing has his head slanted to an angle in order to kiss anderson's gold digger, so both pictures are NOT been compared accurately since the one on the right is not slanted.

Mrs.TimDaly's picture

Submitted by Mr. President on Sun, 11/01/2009 - 3:34pm.
Submitted by Mrs.TimDaly on Sun, 11/01/2009 - 2:45pm

I was apologizing to you. I saw that you had made one before me then I deleted the one I made after yours. :)

Great minds think alike, your excellency.

Jill-The-Ripper's picture

My brain hurrrts!
I even googled the guy.
Not even sure why I care if he is the same guy.
But there is nothing on TV.

Newportjoey's picture

The Dlisted sluts are not "holding up" their CSI skills. Not the same guy...But Schu is as queer as a $3 bill in Your Boo's wallet.....Love, Jane Hudson...

"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."

david Letterman- Staff fucker's picture

Same guy, different guy. Bottom line- Both ghey!

Chirio's picture

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sun, 11/01/2009 - 3:54pm.

-----------------------------------

Triston it was time to bring the real evidence to the table. the most important.

Coma Caca!!

tojo's picture

Submitted by Chirio on Sun, 11/01/2009 - 3:47pm.
Let's see their dicks! Then our Dlisted investigation will conclude.

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
I think that's what MK was hoping for!!

================================================
the end...

TheBreakdown's picture

Chirio ıs a true Dlısted ınvestıgator.

CSI, watch your backs, bıtches!

***************************************

http://www.myspace.com/triston
ask me how to subscribe for "Heaux Confessionals©", delivered to your inbox and other holes:

xadesmultimedia@gmail.com

Chirio's picture

Let's see their dicks! Then our Dlisted investigation will conclude.

Coma Caca!!

sunryse's picture

They have almost identical crease lines on their cheek.

toofargone's picture

Latoya has left a clue on the bottom of her milkshake cup

Mr. President's picture

Submitted by Mrs.TimDaly on Sun, 11/01/2009 - 2:45pm

I was apologizing to you. I saw that you had made one before me then I deleted the one I made after yours. :)

**********************
"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."